
Ladies and gentlemen, I have terrible news. Supermarket Simulator released in full. Like a month ago. Uh, but it released in full and unfortunately... My shop has regressed for some reason. It has reverted down I
Don't know why It I Legitimately I was at a loss. So what I did was I played it a good bit you can see I have money So I I was just trying to sell all my inventory and I still couldn't sell my fucking yogurt I was just trying to sell all my inventory so that I could get back to a point where I could start up and do Things again, and I wouldn't have to feel like I was starting over from nothing
Even though the full release means that there's gonna be some fun things happening Unless I already played it during the full release. I can't even remember Something went wrong and I don't have my god damn Store like I used to but the good news is I have no loans. I have no
loans, I
Have no something. I'm gonna pay my bills. I guess I got bills stupid bills but I You know, it's kind of like, you know, I got Maybe it's a good thing. I have slightly less items than I have had in the past. So what we're gonna do Here's what we're gonna do. We are gonna do something differently. You'll notice that I actually got rid of one of these Things right? It was about time it
Needed to happen and I'm gonna fire you. No, I'm gonna f- F- ...
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You're fine. Uh, fine? Mispronounced FIRED!
How do I fire you?
Again, I forgot. Management, management. Get ready. Get ready. Uh, gone. Oof. Okayo nothingness. Okay, so, what I need to do now...
You'll notice that the shelves are like, more detailed for some reason. Um... I'm gonna hold this. How do I... box it up? Okay, I'm gonna box it up.
Drop.
Yep.
Uhhhh, put that by the frickin' trash. That's what I'm talking about. Get outta here.
Okay.
So you also might notice that I don't have my dudes standing on the sewer grate over there. Um, and you also might notice I don't have as many shelves as I did before, but that's fine. I'm not open. Go away.
Phew.
These customers are just so eagers! Eagers! Eager meavers!
**high-pitched squeaking**
I'm having difficulties. Adjusting to modern society. And... difficulties adjusting to modern society and You know, there's a lot of people out there that are like anti capitalism at this point That's a yeah, that's fine for you. But me as a capitalistic man Running a supermarket here. I gotta make my money What's my point here? I don't have one. So shush
Okay, so I have $15,414. I want to expand my store, and I can do it two 4x4 sections. I could get those, and that would still leave me enough money to realistically, uh, deal... some bonus damage to my customer's psyches,
uh, and then break them down and make them buy everything that I have so I'm gonna buy one to make sure that it's what I want yes that's what I want okay and then I'm gonna buy two because that's gonna open up that brick it's three I NEED TWO! It's fine, this is not a problem This is fine, I thought I Don't know what I thought I don't know what I was thinking
Did they change the color of the yellow by the way? Is this yellow like Slightly more just I I don't know. It's like they changed something, but I don't know what it was. So something's changed. I- I don't know what it is. I guess I'll- I'll adjust this here. This could work. This can still work. Okay, it's not a total loss. Okay, we're fine. I'll make like the fridge out- I forgot that these were different colors. Bleugh. Bleugh. Ha ha! Yeah, yeah, yeah all the beautification in the world make still gonna be ugly
Okay, well that overlap is ugly as hell but it makes sense it doesn't make sense it makes sense It'll make me sense when I make money It'll make sense That's I make money It'll make sense That's a lot of open space so I can fill that
With my boy
Oh, yeah, we'll have this right here This is terrible for now because I don't want to buy more shelves just yet because I don't know if I'm going to need to save my money for the inventory I have to actually put food and stuff on the shelves so I'm gonna do that first we also have a crate and I forgot that it was full of yogurt. I just gotta restock the goddamn shelves.
I forgot my crate was full of fucking yogurt.
How could I forget? Yeah, that's good.
Wait, this is weird. But they aren't full. But they're're full wait, why are they not full why did they change that doesn't have Visually, I've man. I think my save going over broke some shit Broke it real bad. So I don't know what's going on there. I guess this works for the apples Take that, take that... Take that... Take these out of there...
Come on, fit. Oh, you're so close, you're so close. Oh, please, please, please, please, YES!
Oh, things are gonna go well for me for once.
That was perfect. That was perfect. That was un-BELIEVABLE. That was a up- standing fucking That was perfect! That was unbelievable! That was a up-standing fucking good thing! I don't know what I'm doing but...
I can't... Alright, I gotta buy groceries. So, I'm gonna make sure that I have one of everything. One of the things that was holding me back as a good store was not actually having the things that people expected me to have. So for right now, I'm just gonna- One, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 God, if I had forgotten to do that, that would- I would have been very mad. All of you would have been like, EESH, you would have been a good bit-
SHUT UP.
I don't care. I have burdened myself with the chaos that is this. I don't ever want to have to live it ever...
forever.
Oh, that's nice. That actually fit perfectly on there. Okay, so what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna establish, uh, where things are and
Yeah, that's what I'm gonna do, okay
People like salt people like to see salt. Yeah, I think they like sea salt. They like to see the sea salt. Yeah, that's it Well, that didn't fit at all whatever okay
All right cool This is just the grunt work that you got to do when you're trying to be good at What you're doing? That's good Candies candies are only gonna exist here here. Kind of exciting. It's kind of like a re-
reimagining of- why is soap here? reimagining of my store. SALE!
Man, even I got excited. Hey, calm down everybody. Hey, calm down. Whoa, hands off the merchandise. You- oof-
whoa... 🎵
I just clipped right through that. That was very strange. Rice Boss Body!
Rice Boss Body!
Okay, honey... Uh, yeah, that should go...
over... ...
There.
Don't ask me why it needs to be that shelf, but those that get it, get it. That needed to be there. Pablo's sugar. That is- this is exactly why it needed to go there. Okay, so then we're gonna have two shelves of that. That'll be good. Eggs goes with the other eggs. That way the eggs are in both sizes right next to each other. That makes so much sense. It'll make me so much sense when it's making me money!
God, I'm only gonna be making pennies on these things. I am gonna be poor All right, one's the food fridge one's the drink fridge. That's what we're gonna do for now Because I don't have a lot of fridge space. I can't do double up on the Items it has to be one in one. So hopefully people don't clear it out too fast okay coffee coffee people love seeing coffee people love seeing coffee they love to see it I love to see it everyone loves to see it and then the tea which is so pretty and
beautiful up top that's strange no there go. Alright. It's like they stopped doing 12s and started doing 10s on some of this stuff. Okay, soap. I think soap's already here. Doesn't make a lot of sense to me, but... I guess, yeah, that makes... that's fine. Yeah, soap.
NEED SOME SOAP!
Wasn't an insult, I didn't mean it like that. Hmm. Well that's an inconvenient amount. Okay, well that's gonna go into storage, so I'm gonna just... leave that for them. Almost there, everybody, almost there. This is what it takes, this is what it takes.
If you wanna build your own business, you gotta be willing to do this kind of stuff yourself. You gotta be willing to start from the ground up get them get them clamoring you want them clamoring, don't you? You want to get them clamored? Come get clamored it raw Sorry, come get clamored come get clamored it Clambered it
She's not running away one to be very clear she's just walking calmly away And that's winning my book you
Okay, body. Wow
You know that looks nice. That looks nice. That's nice. That's getting nice. Okay. Bariwawsh.
Alright. Then turkola. Hmm, I probably should have put the milk, uh, there. Let's put the cola up top. I think it'll be enough for the drinks to be in two of these. I think this is okay. I don't think that there's that many drinks, but I might be wrong. I might have to take some of those away. All right. We got the the thingamabob the the pasta
Pasta, okay. We'll put that next to the boss Marta pasta bus Marta Bus smart be smarter get your pasta my boss Marta a piece stop and pasta Marta Stigmata stigma stigma balls Stigmata. Ffffuck, stigmata. Stigma... Stigma balls.
Hahaha. I'm actually laughing at that. Stigma balls. That was a good one. That was a good one. That was a good one.
That was a good one guys. Stigma balls.
I'm actually laughing. I'm... balls. Oh Okay, we're fine Okay, we got more juice we don't need more juice I have plenty of juice, okay. All right, I'll leave this for the boys. Oh
Yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's nice
Yeah, it's nice it's kind of nice being able to rebuild the whole store It's something that I wanted to do for a while and here I am doing it. So good for me Okay, you're only six to you. I'm gonna make this whole thing That's gonna be all that cuz those go pretty quick.. Those go pretty good, so I'm thinking that you can... Get a... go to the spare... I'm not sure... I don't know, my mind fell apart. This is kind of like oil, so it can be... whoa, you can fit a lot of those there.
I thought that was gonna be bigger. Zap soda... Okay, yeah, so I think this is good evidence that I'm right about what I was talking about before, how this can fit all there. I'm gonna put the milk down there. Actually, I'm gonna put all the milk down on one for now. I know milk is popular, so I'm gonna need to do that.
OH HO! Developer, can you please implement that where if I throw it and it hits the trash can it goes in the trash can? That would be amazing and is a necessity Mmm, I think I probably should save two for that It should be two I know there's orange juice still And I don't have a ton of free space, but I could buy another fridge technically. Okay, so this is what I want to do I want because there's a problem, right?
the problem with toilet paper is that it gets Extremely difficult to stock it because it picks takes up so much space and also this is a peepee Kind of stand anyway, so I why not the thing that you wipe your poopoo with **splash** **laughs** Uh-huh, it's called doo-doo. Like I don't think that I'm too off base here, but it just feels weird Hello, why don't you- wait? Oh no, wait that guy. They both
They both wear in the kind of business outfit of Lewis from Left 4 Dead Same red tie, same white shirt. I like I had a jacket on but whatever. Anyway, don't matter. What's the difference between this Cola and the other Cola? Okay, and then this. Okay, this is good.
Until proven otherwise, I'm gonna assume that that's gonna span the bottom there. Um, even though I didn't do it right there, um... Assume that I did. Okay, there is apple juice.
Uhhhhhhhhhh...
I might be able to spill the juice over to here. Yeah, I'm gonna wait until I see what else I got. Got the susu sugar. That's good. Put that under the bread. That's kind of always where I've had that.
That's one of my staples. Alright. We got the spaghetti. Put that below the pasta tea. Right next to the basmati. Okay, we're almost done.
We almost got this yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes And we actually have a good bit of space so I don't need to buy anything besides another fridge I think I definitely need to buy another fridge. So I'm gonna buy another fridge Because that is a water water is a good example of why I need another fridge, but this is great. This is awesome We are gonna be in so much business. Look at all the shelf space. I still have a ton of shelf space How did I not use all this shit? What was I doing last time? What was I doing wrong?
What was I doing? I don't even know what I was doing. I don't know Anyway, I know it looks like I have space down there, but shut up. Okay, shut up. I don't care what you think I don't care. I'm gonna buy another fridge I could get a display fridge. That'd be pretty cool. Oh freezers. I didn't even know that had a freezer That's interesting. Okay, so freezers fun because that but I want a unit I want a freezer oh god I have to pick a color see the problem is there's
an established color pattern here already it's not a good one but it's established it fits the sign. Everyone knows when they come in here, they're gonna see yellow. Now it's a problem that these are not yellow and eventually I hope to be able to sell them. I don't know if I can sell them. Can I sell something?
Sell?
HUUUH-TAAA!
250- wait, how much did that cost me?
God fucking
Fine So I get half back if anyone was wondering I get half of it back good
Fuck. Oh, I can get I can get corners it back. Good. Talk.
Oh I can get sh- I can get corner sh- I don't need shelves. I don't need shelves right now. I gotta stay focused. I need a fridge. Do I get the double fridge or do I get the display fridge? Which is really nice. But what color would I get it? Green!
Careful.
Okay I'm trying to imagine. This green, that yellow. They're kind of... close. So I feel like that would be a safe bet.
I'm gonna make-
What about another pattern?
Like purple. Okay, purple. Purple and yellow go together. Right? Or do green and yellow go together? Purple and yellow kinda go together, right?
Like blue? Blue and yellow. Isn't that a thing? Uh, orange and blue are opposites so Maybe that blue cuz you know next to each other. They're not bad. I could just do more yellow of course And and but at this point I'm trying to save some semblance of honor in this godforsaken store
Okay greener Frick oh man. What about just white no white didn't look good next to the other ones. I could do a darker color. My stone floor is gone, by the way. My stone floor- honestly, that's fine. It was terrible to begin with. I could do red. No, that would look awful. It'd be like ketchup and mustard. Unless that's what I want. That's not what I want. I want this green or I want that purple. I'm gonna flip a coin
Heads it's green tails purple Why didn't heads green?
Ha I did it no, I didn't do it yet. Yeah, I did it now now I did it. Let's look It's gonna be great. It's gonna be so good. Here we go
Wait, hold on.
Ha-ha-HA!
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I love that!
Okay, wait! Hold on!
That's great- that's a great green! Oh my god!
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And I know it doesn't really match everything else, but that is a great green. beautiful green When did I release the first episode? It's only been a year guys! It's been a year. I got it. Look at that green. Look at that green
Huh? Look at that green
It's beautiful. Oh
My god, it's beautiful. Oh
FROG!
FROG!
FROG IS BEAUTIFUL!
That is okay, you know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna put this back at the front because I- I know for a fact- Uh, can I box you up without destroying every- Alright, I'm gonna put you there for a second. I forgot I have those. Um, I'm gonna put this in the back because I really, really, actually, no joke, like that color this is really nice I think it's I think it's just really
good it's good right it was better in the sunlight oh it's not the silence there's a light so I gotta buy lights. Okay, I'm up by lights. I need light. Okay, hold on. Everything's fine It's good, I know it's good it is good. Oh, right I can I can have speakers I forgot about that I need two more of those
scale
Security antenna category sign. I'm not organized enough for that. I'm just gonna get the bare minimum here. Okay, we're so close. Okay, where's the grid? even here. OOF
Wind this one over to that one.
Why can't I have that on a grid? Ah, it did pretty good. You know, actually that's not bad. I think it probably should be more right, but eh, whatever, it's fine. Yeah, this looks good under the light. It actually works well with the walls.
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I think. I'm not bullshitting here I think it actually does so I think this is about as good as I can hope for I'm gonna put Put this back in the front Get it away from the front I'm putting this back in the front. That's where this belongs. I can't fit it. Okay. There we go There why can this not fit there?
What? Uh oh, oh huh? What?
What?
Huh? What?
Okay, whatever. That's fine. People can cram in the corner there. And that leaves that walkway pretty open. Let me get actually a little closer As I can I don't know if I can't yes I can
Yeah, okay now we got it so I'm gonna fill this whole display with Toilet paper. I'm gonna fill that one with whatever else the hell that I got and I'm gonna put these Actually, that should be a food display. So I'm gonna put these, uh, actually that should be a food display. So I'm gonna put the food stuff there. Nice, nice, nice. Yeah, we're- whoa, what the- What the hell kind of algorithm did they have for that?
I'm just guessing here- no, shit. Okay, pull that, put that, yeah, put that, nope. Put that there, yep, yep, Yep. That's good. Okay. Put that there and... Fuck. Shit. My. EYAYOOS. There we go. Okay, and then take the rest. I don't know why I did it that way. Okay, alright, okay.
I actually think that this is- I might need another one of those next to it because I like that being the food display and I still have eggs and then I need another one of those I need I'm doing great on money actually I've got good money going on I was farming for a bit yeah I think this is my new color scheme piss yellowiss yellow is out. Green of lime, lime, lime, lime, lime, green kind of like mint, mint, mint,
mint.
Mint green is in.
Get even.
Oh, I had it. I had it. I had it. That is a beaut. That is a beaut. Okay, cool. So let me put the eggs over there. Alright, that's fine.
We're gonna put small up top. I have two things for eggs, cause eggs are always very popular. I mean, I mean, when I go to the grocery I get popular I've gotten good at getting discount eggs, by the way I go there either right right before close or right after open you can get the manager discount
Yeah, even though it expires in a couple days and you boil those bad boys up. Mmm. I don't mind it when it's 275 a dozen. I don't mind it. All right, I don't mind it. When it's 275 a dozen, I don't mind it. Alright? I don't mind it. Sometimes it's 325, but still, it's way better than what it was. And these are the good eggs, too. Not the- not the crammed in a cage and never see the sun kind of eggs.
Okay, so let me put the water. There's gonna be a lot of water, I know that. Everyone buys bottles of water, so I'm gonna put four for the bottle of water. For now, I've got OJ. So I've got the milk and the OJ. I'm gonna put this down here. So that the bottom shelf is all the OJ.
Alright, cool.
And eventually there's another type of juice, I think. Um... You know, I guess I could put the milk over here. I guess I could put the milk over here, and then the juice could be over with the sugary ones, because it's technically kind of sugary. Maybe. Maybe. Maybe. Okay, these shelves are out of place, but it's fine. I got so much shelf space, why do I have so much shelf space? 🎵 🎵phone ringing🎵
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I know, I know, I know what I'm gonna do I know, I know, I know I just need to get two more I am into the aesthetics. I am into the aesthetics I am into the aesthetics Aesthetics are what I want and I know what I'm gonna do
Okay a little not Not quite as snug as a bug as I thought but that's more like what I'm talking about and then I could put this over Here so that it's kind of mirrors the other one and then boom bam boom bam. I bought two more why? Why did I buy two more? Why did I buy two? Why did I buy two? What the fuck? Why did I buy two?
Why did I- why did I make two more?
Wait, why did I do that?
I guess I could- I guess I could- yeah, this'll- this is- yeah, this is- oh yeah, this is- This is what I am talking about. Yep, this is what we're all talking about actually. Uh...
Heh heh heh, just, uh...
Oh man, yep, that's what I wanted! That's exactly what I was hoping for!
It's just...
Gah!
Gah!
Gah!
It's fine. Ah man, this being on the end here is really weird. Why is everything kinda like... Why did I build the aisles like this? I don't know. Okay, I gotta get into the opening this shop Frick and I'll put you
There so that I'm doing this so that the automaton's those clankers are gonna actually fill the space properly You know what? I mean? So that's gonna go there and then then I'm gonna- uh, these are still gonna alternate. So those go down, those go down, this goes up. Come on. Oh, fff- fuck off. Okay, alright, okay, okay. Alright, okay.
Alright! I need a lot more of you. I'm just gonna go ahead and play... Toilet Roulette here, and just pop that there. So that all of them get started with the price tag for that, and they will be filled, and we'll have a non-stop towering thingamabob of toilet paper.
And actually, now that I'm thinking about it, this does not make any sense over here. Because if I have this and I have all this shelf space then the milk should go here with the cereal Right doesn't that make more sense? Not there. That should be the tower of oil. That's the whole thing about it. It's supposed to draw customers in With its oil and that's the whole thing
Yeah Papa It's oil, and that's the whole thing. Gah! Bah-bah! Bah-nah-ha-ha! Ha-bah! Bah-bah-nah-bah!
Alright, here we go.
Hrrrgh!
Okay, so we have that. I would like, because I have two of these, I'm gonna put... Also, these eggs are gonna go here and there you're also gonna go there you're also gonna go there I don't need to do this but just so I know and you mirrored over here just so we have more inventory for all of this okay oh my god I am exhausted I am actually exhausted I have a lot of shelf space I'm not using my shelf space properly whatever it
don't matter okay it's time to hire those dudes we're gonna hire the dudes management it has been like 40 minutes of me setting this back up and I've been loving every minute, but I know that I'm I gotta get get gone Purchase racks 7 of 13. Ooh, I just need to buy more racks. I Can buy more racks. Yeah, you do that Small rack tall rack. Why would different anyone ever get a small rack?
7 of 13 ain't 6 more 6 more racks Which makes sense cuz I'm gonna need a lot of inventory 4641 that's good. That's enough to be able to get what I need And I definitely this is oh, this is different. No, it's not. No, it's not. It's not different at all Not different at all. Can I still walk through there? Oh, yeah, you can. Oh, they can squeeze. They're only carrying big boxes. They don't actually need to be nimble about any of this, do they?
Nah. Shmeh. Nah, shmeh! That's what I always say.
Okay, you go there... Cha-chong... Aw, frick.
Aw, come on!
How did I do this before? Go there... Cha-cha... ♪♪♪
Aw, frick.
Aw, come on! Uh, how did I do this before? I thought I fit more of these here. Okay, there's gotta be a way to squeeze more in here. Maybe sideways like this?
Uh, box up.
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That actually helped I don't think that helps cuz I can't get in there Unless I can put one that way I have one left and if I can get Come on, baby. No, it's not gonna let me do that Okay Okay, alright then, how the fuck did I do this before? I just need to experiment a little bit.
Hmm. 🎵
Shit, I have two more. Goddammit.
Sigh. 🎵 God damn it
Okay, so you can squeeze
That's how I did it before I had him squeezing through this little gap that's what it was
But that is kind of stuck there. Unless I can fit two... Nah, I can't. Okay. Pfft.
Ah, maybe not. Okay. It's even worse than before, so I don't like what I've done. I don't think I can fit all of these in here. I liked it better before, it just felt better, and if it doesn't give me any space benefit, then I'm not gonna do that. Okay, I think weirdly enough maybe this is where I'm going wrong. Maybe what
this needs is to be more efficient here, right? Wow, that's like one pixel of clearance. I have an idea. Boom. Boom. Boom. It's gonna happen, it's gonna happen. Oh yeah, got it, nailed it, nailed it, okay. Just have to scoot that forward a little bit and it's perfectly comfortable to navigate. It's perfectly good!
Wait, actually let me see if I can put maybe something over here? No, no, no, no, that's not gonna work, okay.
I wish I could gonna work. Okay.
Wish I could just undo... Okay, there we go. Alright, well I got everything and I can hire one of more of those dudes and the reason that's important is because Three should be able to keep up with all the inventory that I need to put everywhere. So I'm gonna hire him!
That's really good. Alright, so... Remove label. Throw the empty boxes on the floor in the trash? Put those products on the shelf, restock from vehicles. Allow restockers to move boxes from vehicles?
What do you mean from vehicles? What does that even mean? Okay, do not use unlabeled racks. Definitely don't do that.
Okay, don't do that.
I got three guys three guys all right so now what I need to do is I need to go through and I need to fill in the rest of the orders I need to put the mirror of the candy on this
side Oh
That's everything everything's gonna be loaded up. Oh my god
Okay. All right. I should have done that from the beginning They could have been filling as I was doing literally any of this. But I didn't and that's fine, it's fine, it is fine.
Uh...
Oh, racks! Use unlabeled racks. I do want them to use unlabeled racks because... That's for storage and not necessarily for... Loading up the shelves. Shelves are different. Because they can't even do that by themselves, I don't think. Coffee... Shelves shelves are different because they can't even do that by themselves. I don't think coffee
Coffee's full I guess okay. Oh boy. This is um
This is a little silly I guess I might have done this slightly wrong
Why didn't you finish this? Oh? Probably no that doesn't make any sense. Why wouldn't they finish that also I can get them to hurry up
All right, it's opening time it's time to actually make some money because I I'm at
Even though I definitely didn't waste a dime on any of that. It's time to make it all back this door
Rob is starting back up
For the best
Look at you Colonel Sanders. How are you doing over there? I thought you were wearing a bolo
But that tie is still sharp. Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Oh, yes
Thanks for coming in I knew you'd be the first customer.
God? Just checking. Anyway, have fun. Enjoy. Uh, have a good time and a good day in a good way. Hey looking stupid. Looking stupider. Looking stupidest. Just like these prices! They're so stu so I didn't set the fucking prices. Oh God, oh God, okay Hi, how you doing handsome? Don't worry about a thing
This price is probably fair. Oh, I don't have a freaking numpad right now. Oh god. This keyboard doesn't have a numpad Well, that's fine. He paid in cash. All right, I gotta look at this Market price is that's good. that's fine. He paid in cash. Alright, I gotta look at this. Market price is, uh, that's good, that's fine. That's a little, uh, it'd be only $3.99. We're gonna $4.99, that's $3.99, uh, this may be, let's go $3.19. Oh, shut up, you beautiful bastard!
$4.89. Uh, that's okay. That's okay. Okay. Most of these are okay. It's not it's not the worst thing in the world Oh exact change yes, please Bonnie hold on With a 6% discount oh shit, I forgot I got sales going on god damn it
See 937
Yeah Let's see... 937... There we go...
1946... Wow, this is much harder without a keypad. Uh, where's the keyboard with the keypad? Where's the keyboard with the keypad? Oh, yes, I do need this. I need the keypad because entering in the numbers without the keypad is just that much slower. Okay, that exact change, love that. Alright.
Ong-nong-nong-nong-nong. Okay, that exact change, love that. Oh no no no no. Watch the speed. Look at this. Oh man, the products, the products. 118, 17, perfect. Oh what in the fuck is wrong with- Oh my god, your twin's over there. Alright, okay, uh, that's fine.
Okay, 3205.
Wowza, Yes, please!
Thank you for being such a good- That was only 70.83? I felt like it should've been more.
Alright, whatever.
Uhh...
Keep the change! Nice, nice, nice, nice, very nice. Oh, love you. Love you, mwah.
Smooches.
Alright, 5. nice, very nice. Oh, love you. Love you. Mwah. Smooches. Alright, 535. Get that. I forgot how much I enjoyed just doing the checkouts. I don't get why people don't like doing this. It's like they don't want to run a supermarket. It's nothing better than the selling of product. Three and two change. Better than the selling of product three and
See you got yogurt they're very wise and smart and beautiful of you So why so beautiful very blue of you 16 Nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice very nice very nice excellent. Oh my god. I love you
26 18
Yeah, okay
47 58 all right cool Holy shit, which this game could be more immersive. I want an actual credit card swiper. I'm gonna have to pick up a credit card. You know, like the guys that played World of Tanks with an actual, like, tank? This actually is for you.
Damn, these customers are fucking customing.
Nice.
There you go.
9.59.
Ooh, no no no no no. 9.59. Nice with the bone poppies
Alright
Oh my god up to $2,000 already Zack chains, thank you very much. You doing you doing over there? You've been sneaky. I haven't been watching for criminals. So I have no idea Wait, sir ma'am easy on the cheese sneaky I haven't been watching for criminals so I have no idea wait sir ma'am easy on the cheese all right easy on a change why don't you all right exact thank you all right 60 Oh man, change you son of a lovely... Oh man, you got the weirdest prices, thanks.
Thanks pal, thanks buddy. 76, 38 for you, my good friend! Alright, 19, yep. There you go. 125 for you. Damn, there's so many customers.
Uh, I knew that the Grand Reopening would be big, but I didn't think it would be this big. Um, 5610.
Da da da da da da da.
Checkouts are full. No it's not! How could it be full? Wait, what did you just give me? Okay, uh, 3824. No, it's not. How could it be full? Wait, what did you just give me? many just keep the change go go go holy shit all right one two three four yeah keep the change okay yeah thank you okay keep the change okay don't don't don't one two water? How are we out of water? No, not that. Don't keep that change. Just- ah, frick no.
There you go. I was about to be generous to you, but I don't have time to be generous. Or I don't have the money to be generous. I don't have time to be not generous. I just gotta go 94 28 boom Okay Didn't even get to set my prices, right There you go, we're out of bottled water those guys need to hurry the hell up. 48! Okay just is not stopping. Oh my god. It's already closing time and it's
just not ending.
Oh my god my hand's cramping up.
Thank you! Are people still getting into the store? This uh, doesn't seem right.
$1.50.
Thank you!
Thank you for the yogurt. God, no one buys yogurt. Why does no one buy yogurt? $29.55! Thank you! $19.81! Thank you! $19.81!
Thank you!
Oh, I guess this is the last one. Bonk. Big bonk.
Oh my god! Holy hell! What? Paper bag?
What the fuck is a paper bag for? I don't even know. No, that's not what I need. Um, no, I Just need to pick it up. Oh My god, that was insanity That was crazy how the hell did that happen?
I'm exhausted. I'm like actually tired. I don't know how that happened. I'm actually tired. I made four well
$3,000 I made thirty thirty five hundred dollars
Damn
Holy hell
That's crazy
Oh, I bet maybe I got stole from I don't know I didn't even get to see
All right, we're closed. Thank you. We're closed.
Good lord, we are closed.
Holy hell, we're closed.
Huh, I entered the finish this goddamn day.
57 customers, 8 products not found, 1 found expensive.
Lot of money in, lot of money out.
Doing okay. 644 store points added in. I don't know what that means for me, but oh, yeah. This is great. Okay, let me look at the prices cuz wow, I don't know what was going on there. I forgot I had sales. Yeah, whatever. That's fine. Why can't I put a number in for the sale? Why do I have to click and drag? I think I wondered that last time when I was putting these in before. That a little annoying
Okay, oh
Okay 2150 I do want to make it a little easier for me. So sometimes I do need to put it as like just quarters I should or whole numbers, but the psychology the psychology I know that they programmed a bunch of really good AI into this, you know, I got AI out the wazoo. Oh
Oh
Fruits and Vegetables, I guess now that I think about that. Why didn't I have that before? That's fun. Store level 32. That's not bad. Tools. We got all the tools. Vehicles. Oh! What? Why do I- why do I need a vehicle? Why do I need a vehicle? What is it- what is it for? Oh, what? why what why why
Oh
Okay, well I know that I have my competitor over here. But- ow. Sorry. This thing turns on too much of a dime. Why do I have this? I don't know why I have it.
Wait, I see something on the minimap. I don't know why there's a minimap, GTA style. Okay, speed. What is this booze I can sell booze can I sell booze?
Oh, yeah. Oh my god
What is this it's another competitor Liquor store. Oh, oh, I Probably got to get a license Or something like that. Maybe make some shady back alley deal. You want to make a shady back alley deal? Don't run from me. Yeah, but you
ah
Okay, I don't know why I have a vehicle I'm guessing it's to get to a place like that and bring it Ooh, there's something over here
What are you about?
What are you?
Janitorial supply
Why would I need that?
Janitorial supply?
Janitorial supply? Oh You have discount shit. Oh Wait, wait, but what is what is the normal price for that?
How can I check?
interesting
That's kind of useful. I think I think it's kind of useful. So if I buy something from here like a box of bleach And I put it in my mmm I wonder if I can carry one more than that I probably not okay this hand soap right trunk is full of course it is god damn it I can carry one freaking box I'll just throw it in front of me that's how I'll get it home I'll just get out and throw it each freaking time. Why did I do this to myself?
Huh
Get that. Yeah. Thank you. Should have saved up and bought a car. Why did I do this? I guess it's I can only carry one at a time with my hands so I guess technically it's better so that would make sense it's at a discount so that you can get it but it takes work to go get it hi that makes that makes a bit more sense oh I need water I must not have ordered water when I had it water goes very fast so I'm gonna put another stack of water on there
Okay
Well, let me see actually what was the price of the janitorial stuff like that shampoo how much was it per Bottle shampoo was
$51 so that actually shows the original price and what it is. The difference is gigantic. Okay, so this is important $51 so that actually shows the original price and what it is. The difference is gigantic. Okay, so this is important
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