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Tana Mongeau Guesses the Person

Tana Mongeau Guesses the Person

Stiff Socks Podcast

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0:00

Hold on one second, I have to ask a question off camera because I literally don't even want to get cancelled.

0:07

Who- do you want to take a crack at it or should we go- or do you want to go first?

0:10

I think one of us should go first so she gets the hang of it.

0:12

Okay.

0:12

I think I have the hang of it.

0:14

You want to go first?

0:14

Oh, you want to go first?

0:15

Fire away.

0:16

Have I fucked this person?

0:18

Biologically, maybe, but I like the energy you're coming in with. Yeah, I do. You're coming swinging. What I suck at. Yeah.

0:25

I'm hoping it's the same way.

0:26

Does this person live in LA?

0:28

I don't think so. Maybe at times.

0:32

Is it a boy?

0:33

Yes.

0:34

Okay, I don't like how Trevor did that. Is the boy gay?

0:39

Maybe he dabbled at some point, but we can't be sure, but I think generally not. Harry Jowsey?

0:46

Good guess.

0:47

If I was on a deserted island with this person, would I kill myself? And be honest.

0:52

You, Tana?

0:53

Yes, you would kill yourself.

0:54

I think even if you were in a car with him.

0:56

I would kill myself.

0:57

Yeah, probably.

0:58

I would kill myself. Is it James Charles? Pfft. No, because you would have just said he's gay.

1:07

Right, correct.

1:08

Okay.

1:09

Does this person wear pants that fit them?

1:12

I've never seen his lower half, I will say.

1:14

He's never seen his lower half.

1:15

I've only seen, yeah.

1:17

Is this a podcaster?

1:19

Soon to be.

1:20

Pfft.

1:24

No. Balding a child? No.

1:25

Balding at all?

1:27

Hmm.

1:28

Maybe from stress.

1:29

Yeah.

1:30

From stress?

1:31

Mm-hmm.

1:32

So they've been in trouble. They're in trouble.

1:34

From certain people.

1:35

Yeah, I don't know if like tr...

1:37

Are eyes tall?

1:38

No, but like I see where your head's at.

1:41

Are they short?

1:42

I don't know.

1:43

Have I ever met this person? I believe so. Yeah.

1:45

I don't like that you haven't, but I have.

1:47

Are they alive?

1:49

You're kind of talking about them like they're dead.

1:51

Oh, no, no, no, they're alive.

1:52

To some people he is.

1:53

Okay, what did he do wrong? Okay, let's get there. Yes. Mm-hmm. I don't like to ask. I don't like that I'm going to be clipped asking that. No, no, no. It just feels like I don't want to be clipped asking that.

2:06

Maybe they pissed off, I don't think, a group.

2:09

Well, a group, but who was the leader of the group?

2:12

Oh, good.

2:13

OK. They pissed off a leader of a group.

2:16

Uh-huh. Yes. Hard, because I just don't really care. No, I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding. Honestly, that's the closest you've been.

2:26

This show is called Who Gives a Fuck.

2:28

So it's someone like I just don't really give a fuck about.

2:30

Yes, yes, very much so.

2:32

Do they make music? Yes.

2:36

And they pissed off a certain group of people.

2:38

Mm-hmm.

2:42

Or is this Morgan Wallen?

2:44

No, but great context.

2:50

He does more than that, but yeah.

2:52

My God, my God, this is undoubtedly Zach Bryan.

2:56

No.

2:57

No.

2:58

Well, Briana Chicken Fry is the leader of the group, right?

3:01

In the same, that thinking is good.

3:04

So is this Matt Rice? No the same, that thinking is good.

3:07

So is this Matt Rice? No.

3:08

Nuh-uh.

3:09

Shout out, Brooke.

3:10

Okay.

3:11

Is this someone who pissed off someone I know?

3:14

Yes.

3:15

Is this Clinton Cain?

3:16

Yes.

3:17

Oh my God.

3:18

Yes.

3:20

Oh my God.

3:22

Oh, wow, my question should have been so different.

3:24

You know what I mean?

3:25

Did they lie about their dead mother? Like I should have just led with that really. Did this person's grandmother own Birkenstocks? We still don't know. Okay. I can't believe I said have I f***ed this person. Okay, whatever. Whatever. I want Clinton Cain off my head now. Do I remove it?

3:43

He's just such a little angry elf. I love this game. Is that keeping up with the whole time? There's other stuff. Black guy? Black guy? There's other stuff.

4:06

Korean?

4:07

Not Korean.

4:08

Indian?

4:09

Not Indian.

4:10

I really haven't like done my, I don't know.

4:11

Latino?

4:12

I don't think so.

4:14

Does anyone know?

4:16

I don't know. Why do I almost feel like he just does his own thing? Like he identifies as something we don't even know about.

4:22

Elon Musk.

4:23

No, but you're so real for that. Filipino?

4:25

I'm gonna be honest.

4:30

Next question.

4:31

Yeah.

4:32

Like we don't know.

4:33

He's like mixed.

4:35

He's probably mixed.

4:36

If I had to like fill out a bubble,

4:37

Scantron, I would go mixed.

4:39

Lycian. Got you.

4:40

Okay. Yao Ming.

4:41

Who? Lycian gotcha. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean who y'all mean that's he's not mixed at all

4:47

Jumper

4:53

Okay, athletes, yeah, you said no you said yes

5:06

This is what I think say he's not known for being an athlete, but he is an athlete, if that makes sense. Adam Sandler. No.

5:07

I love the guess, though. Adam Sandler's like white.

5:09

Oh, that's also true.

5:10

Hmm.

5:10

Yeah.

5:12

Uh, actor?

5:14

No.

5:15

Politician?

5:16

No.

5:17

But isn't an athlete, but is athletic.

5:18

Yes, that's 100%.

5:21

What else is it besides actor, politician? Lots of other things, by the way.

5:26

There's so much stuff.

5:28

Over 30.

5:29

Yes.

5:29

Over 50.

5:30

No.

5:33

I don't know why I asked that.

5:34

Like, I'm going to know.

5:35

That's a 20-year gap.

5:36

You're doing good.

5:38

That was so nice.

5:42

No.

5:42

Literally, like, I would sooner kill myself. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

5:45

I think she'd rather fuck the guy on her head than let her daughter around.

5:48

100%, but I mean, that is also like,

5:50

that's like the sleep paralysis scenario of a century. Fuck Clinton Cain or let that person around my daughter. Like, oh, I'm just ending it all.

5:56

That's the new gay son, thot daughter So, are they in jail? No. No. Have they been? Yes.

6:05

Yes.

6:06

Bad guy.

6:07

Bad guy.

6:08

Bad guy, yes.

6:09

Bad guy.

6:10

Was the crime they did like a speech thing or was it like a gun?

6:16

I guess that's not how this question works.

6:17

If this was a Scantron, I would just select all of the above.

6:21

Oh.

6:21

Oh, all right, I like it. All of the above, kind of-ish white guy.

6:25

Yep.

6:30

I wouldn't think white. He's not white, but.

6:34

I just don't care to know what he identifies as.

6:37

That's also good clues.

6:38

Okay, so he's a piece of shit.

6:39

Piece of dog poop.

6:41

Still alive.

6:42

Yes, a lot of people wish he wasn't, but yes.

6:45

I'm trying to find out how they got famous.

6:47

Me too.

6:48

Also a good clue.

6:52

Was he on TV shows?

6:54

Like a reality show?

6:55

No.

6:56

Would I know him from YouTube?

6:58

Yes. Oh, holy shit, yes.

7:00

FouseyTube?

7:01

No, but that's such a good guess. FouseyTube? No, but that's such a good guess. FouseyTube? No, but like you might as well have, like FouseyTube is like his like,

7:11

Oh, yeah. Not literally, not literally.

7:13

Is he worldwide famous or just kind of like internet-y?

7:16

I'd say that like, mm.

7:19

I would say he's very internet famous,

7:21

but a certain sect of the internet.

7:23

I would say everyone under the age of 30 knows who this person is.

7:26

He didn't do a crime, people just hate him?

7:29

He did some crimes.

7:31

He did some crimes but I don't know if he was convicted,

7:33

oh maybe he was.

7:34

Yeah, but it's just like he did them.

7:37

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

7:38

OJ Simpson?

7:40

No.

7:41

He doesn't do like any entertainment? He has a cult following. That's a big clue.

7:47

Cult following, literally, stir me. Andrew Tate?

7:51

There you go, baby!

7:53

Yes!

7:54

Andrew Tate.

7:55

Oh!

7:55

Yeah.

7:56

Great job!

7:57

You have Andrew Tate on your head.

7:58

You should have just asked like-

7:59

Is this are you happy with where your life's at? I should've asked, like, is he my hero? I'm like, yes. I'm like, yeah, okay, yeah, that totally makes sense. Yeah, okay, I checked out.

8:10

Who is on my head?

8:11

Am I white?

8:12

I don't know.

8:13

Another Middle Easterney? No, I think biologically, yes.

8:18

So he's biologically white?

8:19

You assumed he was a man, why'd you do that? I asked, oh, you're right, I said, you're right. Is he a man?

8:25

No. No.

8:27

So, woman.

8:31

Yes.

8:33

I don't know, I don't know.

8:34

Woman? Yes.

8:36

White, white-ish?

8:38

Mentally.

8:39

Mentally white, oh, bad baby.

8:42

Yes.

8:43

Are you fucking kidding me?

8:47

Are you kidding me?

8:48

That was like, that was so impressive to watch. You could have got, you could have got, yes!

8:53

That was so impressive.

8:55

You could have got like, Snell West, Coase.

8:56

Bitch, I am, you know what I'm saying, I'm so fucking good.

8:59

Hi, bitch.

9:00

Hi, bitch.

9:01

I am so, I'm oddly good at this game. Did I give away too much saying mentally? No, no. I just, I knew that it was a, I knew that it was like a hood white woman. And that was the first one I came up with.

9:17

Damn, that was quick.

9:19

Wow.

9:20

I love this.

9:21

Yeah.

9:27

Wow.

9:28

Dream Eiffel Tower.

9:32

You want to go first?

9:33

Uh, I would love to go first.

9:35

Yeah.

9:35

I need to try to answer these questions with some decorum.

9:38

Let it fly.

9:38

I can't.

9:39

Am I in trouble?

9:41

No.

9:42

Never been in trouble in my life.

9:43

That's crazy. Say it.

9:44

Say it. Hopefully... No, Never been in trouble in my life. That's crazy. Say it.

9:45

Say it.

9:46

Hopefully, no, I'm not gonna say it. You're not in trouble.

9:50

Hopefully what?

9:50

Nothing.

9:51

Let me ask you this, ma'am. If someone knew the code to my computer and looked in my hard drive, would I be in trouble?

10:00

No.

10:00

Really? No. Am I a freak in bed? I hope. What? You hope?

10:05

Oh.

10:05

Like at night, I'm just like, God, I hope.

10:07

Oh, so I'm hot. Yeah.

10:10

I'm hot.

10:10

Am I a dude?

10:12

I'm a hot dude.

10:13

Good bod?

10:13

We don't really, like, know.

10:15

You don't know if he doesn't have a good bod? I'm talented. Yeah. Yes. Am I uber famous? Pretty damn famous, yeah.

10:25

Wow. I'm holding back barking.

10:27

I'm holding back.

10:28

You didn't hold back.

10:37

Sure.

10:38

Yes.

10:39

I mean, I give a shit about it all.

10:40

Wow.

10:41

Am I a white man? Yes. And I'm a hot white man. I'm under 30?

10:46

I think 30.

10:48

Or exactly 30.

10:49

I'm a hot piece of ass.

10:50

No one gives a shit of my chest.

10:52

And I'm an actor. Am I just popping right now or have I been popped? Oh, I know exactly who the fuck I am. Do I sit courtside at the Knicks?

11:00

Yes.

11:01

Yes, I do. Timothy Chalamet. I should get you. Oh, I thought you already had it.

11:06

No, dude, I'm joking, I'm joking, I'm joking.

11:08

I'm joking.

11:08

You're Chalamet.

11:09

Can I look at my pictures real quick?

11:11

Like, oh my God.

11:14

You're his choppelganger for sure. This is like before and after getting into drugs right there. Fuck, dude. Who am I? And based on what you said in the beginning, roll the clip, Dream Eiffel Tower, I am Young Gravy.

11:30

No.

11:30

No.

11:31

No.

11:34

That is not my Dream Eiffel Tower.

11:35

This person you are aroused by.

11:38

Yes.

11:40

More so than him?

11:42

No.

11:44

Okay, so man. Your answer is. Okay, so man.

11:46

Your answer.

11:48

Yeah, I know. This is all to find out who your sexual fantasies are about.

11:51

Yeah.

11:52

Okay, so. It's working.

11:53

Actor? He's acted.

11:55

Athlete? No.

11:57

Influencer? No.

12:03

What the hell kind of culmination is this?

12:05

Everything.

12:06

This four loco of a person.

12:07

That's pretty good. Yeah.

12:09

There's also a word that like, there's a job title that encompasses what he is that you haven't asked yet.

12:15

Yes.

12:16

Porn star? No.

12:18

Although I'd love to see it.

12:19

I would pay.

12:20

Oh dude, I would pay too. So he's hogged up. Oh, white guy? No. Black guy?

12:25

Yes.

12:26

Hogged up.

12:27

I want it for them.

12:29

Yeah, me too.

12:30

That's what I want.

12:30

For them.

12:31

No, I want it for him. I feel like if I had to assess your personality,

12:38

Oh.

12:38

Like you love their work.

12:40

Black dude, hogged up.

12:42

Yep. Potentially hogged up. Do they have a YouTube channel?

12:46

Yeah.

12:47

Yeah.

12:48

They do a lot of stuff on YouTube.

12:49

Dream Eiffel Tower does YouTube. Have they been on the internet for a while? Like are they like OG?

12:56

OG is a stretch, but like in the last like four or five years we've like all really known about this person and consumed all of the various content that they make.

13:05

Okay.

13:06

I made it sound like it was like Mr. Beast and like it's not.

13:08

Also Mr. Beast is not black.

13:10

Oh yeah, that's true.

13:12

Wait, dream Eiffel Tower.

13:14

See, I don't know.

13:15

He only does for a living.

13:16

You do.

13:17

Yeah, I also don't think that like you would think he's in bit of a shock to you. I wouldn't lean so heavily on that. Mm, comedy?

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13:26

There you go, baby.

13:29

Say it.

13:32

Say it.

13:33

Black dude, really good at comedy, 30,

13:35

dream Eiffel Tower.

13:36

You keep bringing that up?

13:37

He does stand up. Or does comedy.

13:41

He does comedy.

13:42

Comedy, but I wouldn't say stand up comedy

13:44

is his main form of comedy.

13:47

I'm sorry.

13:51

Donald Glover?

13:52

No. And you're just looking at me with these eyes, like, what'd you fuck up?

13:59

Fucking Morgan Jay? I don't know what to tell you. Who the hell is this?

14:02

You're dumb!

14:04

Like, figure it out!

14:11

Like, you know who this person is so, like, you know? Have I met them?

14:14

King Bach!

14:16

No, it's not King Bach! And the fact that you think King Bach

14:19

would be in my fucking dream Eiffel Tower is an insult.

14:21

Well, no, I mean, okay.

14:23

Okay. Dream Eiffel Tower is an insult. Well, no, I mean, okay. But that backflip blow into the pose, that would be awesome.

14:29

Can you blow this batch out, you know?

14:31

Okay, everyone lock in, including only myself.

14:36

Everyone lock in, you're the only one who hasn't,

14:38

you got this, I'm getting upset, I'm sweating.

14:40

Would you get this immediately if you were given these context clues? I hope. What a dumb question to ask Trevor.

14:48

Alright, alright.

14:50

Kevin Hart?

14:50

No. Although they definitely know each other.

14:57

You're making me sick.

14:58

You're literally making me sick.

15:00

What the fuck is going on?

15:01

He knows Kevin Hart. Ask Sargo through what color his hair is.

15:09

That's, I already got it.

15:11

There you go.

15:12

Drewski!

15:12

Drewski!

15:13

Drewski's in your top three Eiffel Tower?

15:16

Of course!

15:18

Could've been records, sign her!

15:21

You're fucked.

15:21

I love Drewski, he's just the funniest person alive.

15:27

He's so funny.

15:28

Wow, that took me forever. Okay.

15:30

Mr. Two-Tone.

15:31

Who am I? Am I a female?

15:35

No.

15:36

No.

15:37

I am a male.

15:38

Yeah.

15:40

Yeah.

15:41

Am I a singer?

15:42

Mm-hmm.

15:43

A-list.

15:44

I'd say so. Close. Am I a singer? Mm-hmm. A-list? I'd say so.

15:45

Close.

15:46

Am I Alex Warren?

15:47

No.

15:48

Around for 10 years plus?

15:49

Less.

15:50

No.

15:51

Okay.

15:52

Sad music?

15:53

Some.

15:54

Pop?

15:55

Yeah.

15:56

Am I Shawn Mendes?

15:58

I don't know.

15:59

I don't know.

16:00

I don't know.

16:01

I don't know. Pop? Yeah. Am I Shawn Mendes? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

16:05

Yeah.

16:06

Oh, I know.

16:07

Yeah.

16:08

Yeah.

16:09

What? Yeah. Yeah.

16:11

Am I white?

16:13

Yes.

16:13

Okay, am I Taken?

16:15

I think Newly.

16:16

Newly Taken.

16:19

He's in my dream Eiffel Tower, by the way.

16:21

Okay.

16:22

You think he'd be in mine?

16:25

I don't think so.

16:26

I think he would submit. He would put a form in to be like.

16:30

I hate that this is the way I'm going about things. It's working, you know.

16:34

Yeah.

16:35

Is this person conventionally good looking?

16:37

I'd say so.

16:38

Yeah.

16:41

Ever in trouble canceled?

16:43

No, I don't think so. No, I don't think so.

16:46

Are people like annoyed of them ever or are they just like objectively like well-loved?

16:50

I think they're pretty neutral. They're pretty well-loved, I'd say.

16:53

And you're sure I'm not Alex Warren?

16:55

I'm a hundred percent sure.

16:57

The other nut!

16:58

It's always in my head.

16:59

They have platinum hits. They for sure have one that they were a feature on that's crazy big.

17:05

Am I the Kid LAROI?

17:07

Yes!

17:08

That is Mr. LAROI.

17:10

Yes.

17:11

How did you know that?

17:12

Because I stay, I felt like he was thinking of stay. Yeah. Wow, I love this. Kid LAROI's on my head. He's so sweet. He's so nice.

17:20

Wow. Can we go again? I love this.

17:26

Are we ready? Yes.

17:27

All right, three, two, one.

17:27

Hold on one second. I have to ask a question off camera

17:30

because I literally don't even want to get canceled.

17:32

I need to know after this round what your question was.

17:36

Am I starting?

17:37

Yeah.

17:38

Okay, am I a boy?

17:39

Yes.

17:41

Okay, am I over 25?

17:44

Yes. Do I Am I over 25? Yes.

17:48

Yes.

17:49

Adjacent, yeah.

17:50

Adjacent? So you feel like they're more of like a Glendale type of person?

17:57

I don't know specifically, but like, they're definitely out here.

18:00

Okay, but like, okay, hold on, let me know.

18:03

I'll just go with yes, yes.

18:04

Yeah, they live in LA.

18:05

Yeah. Okay.

18:07

Um, do I know this person?

18:10

Like personally?

18:11

You, maybe.

18:12

Are you asking personally or just know them in general?

18:14

Um, personally.

18:15

I, yeah, I feel you would.

18:16

Maybe.

18:17

Omari, do I know this person? Omari says, oh yeah, like I fucked this person. Well, that's our second question. Well, I don't know if I want to ask that because now I feel like I fucked the person on my head.

18:29

Like, I didn't.

18:31

Thank God makes me feel like I came close.

18:34

You're giving too much.

18:36

There's still time.

18:37

No, there's not still time.

18:40

Okay, do I know someone who's fucked this person? You have to, yeah. Okay, that's interesting.

18:46

Somebody in this room probably has.

18:47

Yeah, I mean, I don't, I don't, yeah, yeah.

18:49

Okay, are they conventionally attractive?

18:52

Yes.

18:53

I probably would fuck.

18:54

Do I like this person? Do they have good morals? Well, that's actually two different things, hold on.

19:00

Yeah.

19:03

Would you say they have good morals?

19:06

At times.

19:09

If the two of you got on a flight and you were 38B and you were 38A and this person was 38C and the flight was six hours, would you be happy about it?

19:17

So happy.

19:18

Yeah, yeah.

19:19

I'd be pumped.

19:20

So happy.

19:21

So happy. So happy. Oh yeah, that'd be cool. I was, hope that we have our podcast equipment.

19:25

Okay.

19:26

Are they controversial?

19:28

Yes.

19:29

On a scale of like one to 10 controversial, 10 being just the most controversial, what are they?

19:37

I think at one point at 10,

19:38

and I think now it's like, maybe I like it seven.

19:42

Do they have a podcast?

19:44

No. Are they famous traditional they have a podcast? No.

19:45

Are they famous traditional media or digital media?

19:48

Traditional.

19:49

Are they a musician?

19:50

Yes.

19:51

Do they have tattoos?

19:52

Yes.

19:54

No.

19:56

This is a male? Yes. Oh, but they were in trouble? Oh my God, oh no, no, no, no, no. It's not six nine.

20:02

No.

20:03

Are they talented? So, so talented.

20:06

He's got hits.

20:08

He's got hits and then a hit.

20:10

This is Chris Brown!

20:11

Oh my God, duh!

20:15

Okay, yeah, ew. Like, I hate that Chris Brown is on my head. I just wanna, like, I wanna go on record right now and say that I hate that Chris Brown is on my head. I'm sure other people have said that too.

20:26

It's just like...

20:26

Didn't you almost give him head?

20:28

No.

20:29

Oh no?

20:30

No.

20:30

Do you know him?

20:31

I've had some interactions with him. Oh. But like all not positive. And like, I don't know. I just, I try to, I objectively important to stay away from Chris Brass. I'll say that you both have people better than this on your head.

20:45

Um, do you want to go?

20:48

Yes.

20:49

Hells this.

20:50

Well, he...

20:51

What is going on here?

20:52

Let's just go yes.

20:55

Jeffree Star?

20:56

He was involved in the same thing.

21:02

He was involved with a star.

21:05

AABRIA and AIMEE laugh.

21:11

ROBBIE Is this person famous?

21:12

Or famous?

21:14

I mean, so famous.

21:15

AABRIA I'd clout chase the shit out of this person if I could.

21:18

ROBBIE I'm still confused by your comment.

21:20

AABRIA Okay.

21:21

ROBBIE Okay.

21:22

Under 30.

21:26

Sorry. No, no, no, much older than 30.

21:30

Musician?

21:33

There was so much music made about this guy.

21:35

There was music made about him?

21:37

Yeah.

21:38

Jesus Christ.

21:39

Yeah!

21:40

Are you serious? Are you serious?

21:45

What the hell? I'm sorry I didn't think you guys were Yeah, you got it! Are you serious? Yeah! Yeah! What the hell?

21:45

I'm sorry I didn't think you guys were cheating!

21:48

You got it.

21:49

No, I'm just as shocked as you guys.

21:50

No, Jesus Christ is on your head.

21:52

And Chris Brown's on mine, and I think that tells you everything you need to know.

21:55

All right, who is this? Am I an African-American? No. I'm a dude. Yeah. Yeah. Am I above 30?

22:08

I don't know, but I would say probably right around there.

22:11

Am I a musician?

22:12

I'm at 30, I'm a musician.

22:15

Am I hated?

22:16

No.

22:17

Well. Small group of people are not happy with you.

22:21

β™ͺ I'm all in the ball, the baby baby β™ͺ I think that you're more loved.

22:25

I'm more loved.

22:26

Yeah, definitely more loved.

22:27

Okay, hold on, hold on.

22:28

Am I white?

22:29

No.

22:29

Asian?

22:30

No.

22:31

Middle Eastern?

22:32

No.

22:33

Black?

22:34

No.

22:34

Okay, that's all there is. Okay, you're wrong.

22:36

So you're missing one. Honestly, but I listen. I'm not the one, you know, that's on you. You might, but your girlfriend definitely would. It's a fucked up thing to say to someone.

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23:06

Oh.

23:07

Is it? Is it or is it truth because I'm Bad Bunny?

23:09

Pfft.

23:10

Pfft.

23:11

You're, no, you guys are cheating. You guys are actually cheating. They're cheating. They have to be cheating. And then they're just putting Chris Brown

23:18

and Clinton Kane on my head, like fucking buffoon. You guessed Jesus and Bad Bunny within three seconds? You're cheating, I'm sweating.

23:27

I'm starting to-

23:27

Did someone get Chris Brown off my head?

23:29

The only thing-

23:34

Am I a white person? No. Am I a woman?

23:39

Yes.

23:39

Yeah. I'm a woman, I am black. Yes.

23:42

I am Oprah.

23:43

Am I a musician? I'm sure as put out am black. Yes. I am Oprah. Am I a musician?

23:45

I'm sure as put out a single here or there.

23:47

Oh, am I an actress?

23:49

I'm sure as acted here and there.

23:51

I sort of maybe did some acting, I sort of maybe put out a single at some point. So I'm like, am I more looked at as like an influencer?

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23:59

Like reality show person?

24:00

Yeah, that realm.

24:01

More like reality realm. More like reality realm. Am I wealthy? I'd say so. Yeah. Would you, okay, would you be okay if I showed up and I wanted to babysit your kids? Sure. She's always babysitting some kids. She's always baby, am I pedophile? No. Okay. Other direction, other direction. Oh, the other direction. So I'm a good person.

24:25

What?

24:25

There is a, like, it's not just pedophile,

24:28

you're a good person.

24:29

In my head, that's what it is.

24:30

Well, yes, I guess you're right,

24:31

but then there's also like bad people in the middle.

24:33

Am I on TV?

24:34

There's a rerun playing right now.

24:36

Oh, so maybe like five years ago, I was going off? Yeah. Okay, if you had a son, and he was 30, and he goes, I have a new girlfriend, it's her. Would you guys be like, are you, fuck man. Would you be happy?

24:52

I'd say there's some good sides to why that could happen, but there's also some maybe bad sides

24:58

to why that could happen.

24:59

I'd be proud of him.

25:00

Can I give you a hint? I'm afraid answering your questions right now. Oh, so she's like, I'll cancel your life.

25:07

Oh, am I Candace Owens?

25:09

No.

25:11

All right, if you, Tana, if you got a fist fight.

25:13

I'm losing down and I'm seeing Dr. Kanodia the next day for a new nose, then I'm seeing Dr. Adesami for a new teeth.

25:19

Can I ask you guys this question? I'm not terribly mean at all. I don't even know how to ask this question, not mean. Is this person big? No. Size-wise?

25:28

No.

25:29

Parts?

25:31

Notorious, B-I-G?

25:32

No, no, no, no, parts. There's parts that are more voluptuous than others.

25:37

Oh, so I got a fat old ass.

25:38

Ding, ding, ding. tits yes my tits are fat do I fuck rappers you definitely have fucked a rapper so my head game crazy I just remembered that I'm like accidentally spit sisters with this woman I would like to know spit sister yeah she hooked up she kissed somebody is that like Eskimo bro Wow this person this person kissed Chris Brown no I never kissed Chris Brown please kill me with a gun

26:03

does anybody have a gun?

26:06

Now I'm more interested about the Spitz sister story

26:08

than that.

26:09

No, no, no, no, no.

26:09

I just, I thought that would like.

26:10

Okay, okay, okay. Um, um, um, um, um.

26:13

Do I know what I, is this person like famous enough to I know this person?

26:17

100%. and then like way below. They'd be at the same event, maybe. Uh-huh, for sure. They wouldn't be?

26:25

They might like carpool to the DMV sometimes.

26:28

Carpool to the DMV with those asses?

26:31

Yes, literally.

26:33

What type of truck are they using?

26:34

Bumpin' hips, maybe like, yeah.

26:36

So I got a fat ass.

26:38

Yes.

26:39

I got a fat ass.

26:40

Dump truck, I've seen it IRL crazy really I

26:51

Not amber rose, thank you so much. I'm not amber rose, but I'd say it's got to be in that that circle. She's got an OF

26:56

You hope she definitely did at some point so I'm like like pussy wet

27:03

She's a she's an attractive woman you just asked me if the person on your heads pussies wet like I don't know

27:05

Like I hope all right. All right. Like, I don't know. Like, I hope. All right, all right. Hey, hey, hey, good call. All right.

27:09

We pray for her.

27:11

There's no, like, defining characteristics. I got a fat ass. I got mild boobs.

27:15

I used to suck on-

27:16

There are so many defining characteristics, and you might be asking kind of, like, the wrong questions. Oh, that's right. Yes, yes, gotcha. I know exactly what you just Googled.

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27:26

Pro-life.

27:27

Oh no.

27:28

No, I typed in dating history to make sure that I.

27:32

Yes. Oh, oh, oh, okay, this is fun. All right, in my dating history, have I dated an athlete?

27:38

Because that's got to be yes.

27:39

I mean, maybe a whole team.

27:41

Oh, well shit. Oh. Okay, so I'm proud of you. Now, your most prominent ex is not an athlete.

27:47

My most prominent ex is not a rapper either. Is my most prominent ex an actor?

27:52

No.

27:53

My most prominent ex is a famous person?

27:54

Yes. Yes.

27:55

And you would see him and be like, he got that?

27:58

Oh, so he's gross.

28:00

No, but he used to like... Oh, okay, is my most prominent ex a Kardashian?

28:06

Yes.

28:07

Oh, oh, oh, yep. Fat old ass, used to date the fucking brother that's a troll bag. What is my name?

28:16

Rob Kardashian's is getting strange.

28:21

My name is...

28:23

Think color, comma, country.

28:27

Yes.

28:29

Black, black China.

28:31

Yes.

28:32

I am black China.

28:34

Doesn't look black there.

28:35

All right, here we go.

28:38

Here we go.

28:39

Here we go, white China, she changed it.

28:43

Who am I?

28:44

You got a wet puss or what's up?

28:46

Guy?

28:47

Yes.

28:48

In trouble?

28:50

We'll never know.

28:50

Dead?

28:52

No.

28:53

Okay.

28:54

I don't even know, a guy?

28:55

Yes.

28:57

Problematic?

28:59

Nah, you wouldn't think problematic

29:01

when you thought about this dude.

29:04

Rapper?

29:04

Yes.

29:05

Are his takes up there with Kanye's or...

29:08

I don't think anyone's takes are up there with Kanye's.

29:10

I can name a few people that have their takes up there.

29:12

Oh yeah, I guess.

29:13

I'm trying to guess.

29:14

Is he married?

29:15

Yes.

29:16

Jay Z?

29:18

Oh yeah, I think he is in those files. Who am I? Would I fuck them? Maybe in the past.

29:25

Honestly, I would.

29:27

Obama?

29:28

Are we talking like Obama now or like college Obama?

29:30

And me. Obama.

29:32

His campaign is run a train.

29:33

Vote for Obama.

29:34

Oh my God. I hope, I hope he fucks me.

29:36

Yeah.

29:38

Does he like younger girls?

29:40

Don't think so.

29:41

I don't think that's his label. I don't think so, yeah. But I definitely think you'd shoot your shot.

29:46

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

29:47

Is he an actor?

29:50

Yes.

29:52

Okay. Is this Demzel Washington?

29:54

No.

29:56

Is this person widely loved?

29:59

No.

30:00

No.

30:01

Used to be.

30:02

Used to be beloved.

30:04

Is this Bill Cosby? No. No, Used to be. Used to be. Used to be beloved. Is this Bill Cosby?

30:05

No.

30:06

No, no, no.

30:07

He did put someone to sleep, but it's not Bill Cosby.

30:10

He put someone to sleep. And now he's hated. He put someone to sleep. Is this a fighter? Oh, so this is someone naughty. This person, he was naughty.

30:27

Are they in jail? Should be. So they're not in jail. Correct. And, but they did kill someone. Correct.

30:33

Baldwin.

30:34

Boom.

30:35

Yes?

30:36

What's up, Alex?

30:37

Alex Baldwin, yeah.

30:38

Great job.

30:40

Yeah. Yeah.

30:41

Yeah.

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