The Filipino Fridge Stockers | Ep 312 | Bad Friends

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Yeah, we got the-

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Oh! Oh! Oh!

Are you wearing a Barstool sports shirt?

Yeah.

What?

What?

What is going on?

What is going on with you? Did you order that online?

No, it's the first sweater that I saw.

Island girls, It's the island

Island girls, it's the island girl. He was in my house Is that my sweatshirt, yeah, also, can I just say something right now you're wearing my talking heads shirt

No the talking heads it's a talking heads on it's a band you never heard of the talking heads

Okay, but the other day you were wearing it. Oh

you can wear it, but

They're their mom

That's true, that's true. Yeah, you put like a lot of shirts in a plastic bag, and you said you can have this

It there's no there is no way that- Why would I be wearing it?

Because you stole it out of my closet, baby!

Why would I steal it?

I don't even know the band!

We don't even go in your room.

You don't go in my room ever.

No, because you cover it up. You're so scared of us going inside.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You poo pee, no? No! Oh, I sometimes poo. What? I sometimes poo. You pooed in my bathroom, I can tell.

Well, your toilet's still in there.

There's like a coconut oil on the seat.

You slip right off.

I slip right off of it.

Why, do you have a Japanese toilet?

Yeah. You have a toto? Yeah, I do.

So then you like to use that, that.

It greets you when you go in.

Yeah. Do you spray your butt with the water? That spray is mine. You're not allowed. No, no, no, we're not sharing that spray.

All right?

You're not touching your butt.

That spray is on reserve. It's not unlimited water. I put a special O2, you know what I mean? Erewhon water. I use Erewhon water for that spray and there's a limited amount on there.

That's crazy. I still have a old school manual toilet. I have the top tank I have to pull down. Oh, you do? And that gravity's got to take it.

I have two styles. You have that and I just have a hole in the wall.

A hole in the ground? Yeah, yeah. Which you're used to.

You're back, baby. I'm back.

Yeah, yeah don't even know. Yeah, you know the other day you said something It really there's the first time where I was like, maybe my behavior is wrong

So your mom something more often by the way, if that's yeah, so you're what? What was that about you said you said you're doing all the work

Yeah, okay. Okay. All right, you know, I want to apologize to everybody right now.

Right?

Everyone on the show, Andrew does 95% of all work.

97.

Whatever.

100%.

I'll give you a hundred percent.

I do a 3%.

Yeah.

Oh yeah, you do a 3%.

All right.

You guys do all the work. All right. And I apologize right now, out front. All right. right now, out front, all right? I'm lazy, I have no idea what is going on, right? And if you, I would fuck it up if you got me involved.

I agree.

You're right, so that's why I'm not involved.

I'm allowed to go, it's annoying that you XYZ and you're allowed to go, but it's me, baby.

Yeah, I know.

It happened.

But if I was a train builder, right? Right, they'd be like, yeah, the problem is there's no engine in it. Right. Right, and I'd be like, my bad, you don't want me to do that.

But you would get the whole town to just push the train for you. You would somehow be like, push that train, push that train. They would push the train.

The whole town, these two.

Yeah, they would do it.

Yeah, yeah, only these two. is that your mom was talking in Tagalog.

Bisaya. Bisaya, whatever it is. Tagalog, right?

Yeah, whatever.

Tagalog.

Tagalog?

Tagalog.

Tagalog.

What's Tagalog?

Nothing.

It is now.

So anyway, she said, whatever the language is. She was talking to you guys, and I was just walking by I went, Andrew's really rubbing off on me.

You are, you're a bad influence, dude.

No, but I, no, but I.

That is some dumb shit I would do in your house.

Yeah, but I literally thought about it and I went, it is racist.

It's not. It's not?

It's done with love.

Okay, I'm gonna keep doing it then.

Yeah.

Yeah, I'm gonna keep doing it.

You do it like every day.

I do?

I was like, oh, I have to speak up.

And I was like, that's not. Are you screaming at me? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, how about this? This is how you blend both of these worlds. Make fun of me. Teach him something to say so that he can respond. I'm trying to learn the language. If I'm gonna be Bobby's attorney right now, the reason he does that, he feels left out. So my client feels left out in his own home.

He doesn't wanna learn it. Order order order he feels left out in his own home. He's got these three women Constantly playing puck puck ping-pong in the air with words. He knows none of it

Oh, so I feel like you're teasing me. Yeah, you are you're talking behind my back You know what the buck buck is translated. Yeah, Bobby's fat Bobby's fat. Yeah

Yeah, Bobby's Bobby has a flat face. Why don't you teach us something so we can learn? Cause I would like to learn and Bobby wants to learn too.

Yeah, so I'm just trying to mimic so I can learn the language. I don't think it is racist.

How do you say this place is gross? I know you've said that before.

You can say, Hugawa didi hoi.

Hugawa didi hoi?

Well then. Wait a minute. Whoa, whoa. I'm trying to help you stop being racist. Hey, hey, hey, hey, stop. Go live somewhere rent-free somewhere else.

Oh my God.

It's crazy that you somehow turned to us.

And also, here's what I do.

Uh-oh.

Oh my God.

Yeah, here's what, here's what, here's what.

Google Filipino hostels and see if his address comes up.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do I not do this? I'll overhear you say, this is true.

Oh my gosh.

No, I overhear you say, yeah, I went to a store and, I'm just trying to do your accent. Yeah, I went to a store and-

That's somehow more racist than the pak pak pak.

I know. And I couldn't, there was a dress I wanted, you know, it was $90 or whatever, I couldn't afford it or whatever. What does Uncle Bob do for you?

Breaks out the cash.

He gave me $100.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think that's, I'm allowed to go back,

back, back, back, back.

I agree.

Yeah, you can.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, and you can determine the cost.

So every time he does it, there should be like a swear jar, Yeah, here's another thing that when you said that that's racist. I looked at you I looked at you and you were laying on the couch and you did one of these faces like Finally somebody said which means which means that you've been thinking about it for years Yeah, yeah years and years for years. No. Yeah, I apologize

Look at that. Yeah, but it's not gonna stop. No. Yeah. No. Well Look at that. Yeah. But it's not going to stop. No, no, no, no. Well, mama, mama thinks she's like a slave to Tito Bobby. Yeah. He's like, Oh my God, I call her slave. You did. You said you were gonna whip her.

Well,

I don't know if that's good. You're like, when I get home, I'm gonna whip you.

How do you say indentured servitude in Filipino?

Okay, in this context though.

And you would let her sleep outside.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's what you said.

In the cat house?

All right, yeah, the cat house.

Talk to Ari.

So can we go back a little bit? I'm sorry we're taking so much time on this,

but I need to get this out.

This is important.

Don't you think it is? All right, so let's talk about context.

Context is important.

It's everything.

It's everything. Context is everything.

Isn't it?

Yeah, it is.

It sure is.

Tell that to Whoopi Goldberg, who's in the Epstein files. I wasn't his girlfriend. And Ellen. Ellen, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So here it is, okay. You guys were gone for a full 24 hours.

He was lonely.

No, that's not what it was.

No?

I was fine with it.

Okay.

Let them go.

Let them go.

Let my people go. But do the business first.

Ah.

Right? the business first, right? So I go to my, it's gonna sound like-

And it sounds bad already.

It's gonna sound weird on my part, but okay. I'm in the shower, they're gone for a night, right? I get out of the shower and I open up the towel, right?

Cabinet. Cabinet.

No towels.

Oh my God, the blasphemy.

Right? And then I look at all the, you know, where I hang the towels, no hang towels. Wow. So then I had to go to the hamper, right, and get a dirty towel.

Whoa. Yeah, yeah.

That was used yesterday.

That's, no, yeah. Can I just say something right now? I don't think anyone's on my side? I'm on your side. Is that, yeah. Do you not check to see if there's a towel prior to showering? No, because I just assume she's here, I'm going to open it up and there's going to be a stack, now there's a stack of towels now, but like.

Right.

There's another towel cabinet. Why didn't you check that?

Those are hand towels. You know they are, and you're trying to box me in a corner. You're not that big of a guy.

What?

You could use a hand towel on a little body. Well, Govy got you skinny, dog. That's a hand towel body.

I understand that, but the fabric is a little different

when hand-touched. It is very different, yes.

Thank you so much. You're right. Go on. Yeah, but it's very important, okay? Your drinks? Yes.

Your Red Bull?

Yes.

So.

Someone's been drinking my Red Bull. No, that's not what it is. Someone's been using my towels.

That's not what it is.

This is your Goldilocks.

I wake up the next morning. Little brown bears have stolen my towels and my Red Bull. And I have a little fridge in my room as one does. Love a little fridge.

Love a little fridge.

It's also kind of very art deco-y, like 1950s. It's sexy.

It's red.

It's cool.

It's really cute. Is it not? It's cute.

And who's allowed in there?

What? Who's allowed in that fridge? No one. No one. Those that stalk. The one that stalks the fucking fridge needs to be there. Correct.

Okay.

It is like a hotel.

It's a hotel.

You're living in a hotel.

Yeah, so I wake up, right? And I'm like, I immediately, the first thing I do, I don't wash my face, drink water or anything. I grab a sugar-free Red Bull.

Smart. Smart. Dude, you're really on my side on this one. 100%. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You need to wake up. Dude, you're ride or die, huh? Always, dog. I love you, man. You wake up, you need what you need. And what was in that fridge when you woke up?

Nothing.

Nothing.

Nothing. So now what do I have to do?

You gotta go downstairs. No. I'm to, what else? I have a protector.

I have a gigantic screen thing where I have to like.

You have a cage inside of your home?

Because the cats.

I got it.

Right? Yeah.

And then I have to walk what?

20 feet? 28, we measured it.

28 feet to go to the regular fridge. And luckily there was one left in there. Without that though, I'd have to go to the pantry and get warm sugar-free Red Bull.

You know, and this is the kind of shit, let me say something. You know, these people out here are complaining about Iran and it's like, that's bullshit compared to this. This is a big deal. Whatever happened over there.

Yeah, you should. Whatever's going on overseas who cares yeah this should be priority you understand this is much so the towels

hmm in conjunction with the sugar-free Red Bull right that's when I threatened whip you know can I'm sorry this this Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I said, I'm gonna whip her when she gets, it was a joke.

You know that.

She was scared.

I know.

Because I actually have a whip.

Well, you have a whip, yeah.

That's a little scary.

Yeah, I did some practicing. I have one of those Indiana Jones ones.

You know what I mean?

You called out the Kalai too. I told mama and she just got so scared. Well, I called her, I go, excuse me,

what is going on in this day and age?

What is going on?

In this day and age.

In this day and age?

Yeah, yeah. And so was the problem solved?

She came back way late, right? And then she frantically did laundry. Yeah. Yeah, and I didn't whip her.

Good. Yeah, of course I didn laundry. Yeah. And I didn't whip her. Good. Yeah. Of course I didn't.

That's a good step.

Yeah, yeah. So that's why that happened. So what are you accusing me of now?

Nothing.

Yeah.

That's right. I let you guys watch black people making love on TV.

Oh my God.

What is that?

I don't know what it is. It's a show called Insecure. It's so good, but the Bobby's. Oh, Easter Ray's show.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So I'm.

So funny.

So black people are making love in your living room.

Yeah, yeah.

And you have no Red Bull.

Yeah.

No, dude.

I'm telling you this.

It's worse.

We should, we, yeah, yeah. This is nuts. This is nuts.

This should go before the Epstein files.

100%.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

We should focus on this. Dear Pam Bondi.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You think that stuff's bad? Yeah. No towels, no Red Bull. Yeah.

Black love in the living room. Here's the third thing, okay? Well, we do now. I'm playing, I know, but I was playing, I was eating Life, what do I like to eat? Life, cinnamon Life cereal.

The best.

Yeah. It's the best. Because the milk afterwards is unmatched. Unmatched. Get yourself some cookies to dip, it's the best.

Sometimes graham, what's that?

Graham crackers?

Golden graham.

Golden grahams. I do like golden grahams, better than Golden Graham milk. Golden Graham milk is a little too sweet. Yeah, Cocoa Pebbles milk is good though. Well, now we're going back to black love.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

All right, but I wasn't doing Cocoa Pebbles. Now, if I was eating Cocoa Pebbles and I saw black love, then it would all match.

But you want, you were eating cinnamon life. It would be, you know what I mean? Cinnamon life you needed, but Latino love on TV. Latin love.

Latin love.

Latin love. So I'm eating it, and then I don't know what they're watching, right? So I'm eating my, you know what I mean, life, and then I look over the big, right? And I just see this black guy just pummeling this girl.

That's all I, I don't know what they're watching, right? And I go in the living room and go, what in the world is going on around here? All right, turn that off, ladies. It was unbelievable.

Is that your favorite?

Yeah, but the thing is, the reason why I think you were so angry by it was because the guy that was making love in the scene was not one of the hotter guys.

Is that what bothered you? Yes, it's because to me, they're like my grandkids. Right. And I'm like an old dad.

And you don't want them watching this kind of stuff.

Hey, what is going on around here?

Yeah.

You know what I mean?

I mean.

She and Lee's being bad?

The link to this is to a pornography site. So they're putting it up on porn sites now. That's what I'm saying. So scenes from the film. Is it on HBO? Yeah. It's very steamy. They do full nudity.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. See, yeah. And good for you girls, Black Love, because it is Black History Month. So thank you for supporting. God bless. I, for one, am pro this.

I'm pro this too.

I think this is a good time.

I'm kidding. I was kidding. It could have been, it could have been, Afghanis making love. It would have been, it could have been, you know what I mean? White people making love.

It doesn't matter.

So if they were watching a show where two white people are making love, you think it would have bothered you?

I'd have to be eating Wheaties. Yeah.

Just, brand?

Yeah, yeah.

For me to be, yeah.

Oat brand? If I was eating, oh yeah, like a cinnamon toast crunch, gay.

That's old.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. If there were gay stuff going on, then that would be good.

When you pour it out of the box, it goes, hey.

Or Froot Loops, or Froot Loops.

Hungry.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Froot Loops, that's been it.

Froot Loops would be the one, yeah, yeah. So, dude. What's the straightest, manliest?

I would say regular Cheerios, no Honey Nut. Just like wheat Cheerios, miserable.

Porridge.

Yeah, oatmeal.

Oatmeal.

That's a straight breakfast.

Yeah, like steel cut oatmeal and a straight man's a straight breakfast like steel-cut oatmeal and a straight man with no, you know

I mean maple no raisins. No, nothing. Nothing just just you eat up steel steel-cut oatmeal. Yeah. Yeah black coffee. Yeah and And a banana. Yeah

You think a banana?

Yeah, I can't get rid of it. It just lives with me.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Fruit Loops, jam, tea.

Yes.

That's a gay breakfast.

What kind of tea?

Tea. What kind of tea? Earl Grey.

English breakfast?

Ooh, either or.

Hey.

Or, or, or. Sweetie, what kind of tea do you want this morning? Why don't you gray me up? It's a gray day.

What about English breakfast?

You know I like British boys.

Yeah, I know you do, because I'm British.

Hello?

Yeah, anyway. We're good at going gay.

We couldn't figure out a straight breakfast. That's how gay we are.

I know.

We were like, what do straight guys even eat?

Yeah. I don't know. Yeah, we're straight. This time around. These are, you know what these girls are? Herbal or matcha.

Matcha, my wife with the matcha every day.

What's up with the matcha?

You know what the matcha does?

Matcha's so good.

Your breath stinks.

No it doesn't.

Yes.

It's Yoda's breath.

Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Matcha I had.

Yeah.

Towels no more, there are.

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

Matcha makes your breath stink.

And coffee?

What? Okay, coffee breath is bad, but matcha breath exponentially worse Macha has that earthy, it gets stuck back there. It's gross, dude. I feel like earthy breath sounds good. No.

No, I don't like earthy breath.

No, not earthy breath.

Like minty breath.

Minty breath.

Yeah, minty breath. So yes, so like herbal minty, good breath. Yeah.

Fine. Here's another thing she does, is she doesn't get like grinding it out. Like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, yeah.

All that stuff.

Every day.

Just get it at Starbucks.

Just buy it. Thank you.

Just buy it.

Postmates it. Support the local economy and buy it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

He'll buy it for you. Dude, just reach yourself into the right start. Yeah, this got shipped from NipDuck2, you know what I mean?

I don't like it.

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Let's go about coffee too. It's like, coffee, even the way they make coffee, it's just get the powder and just stir it.

Folgers it.

Folgers it, yeah, not you. You gotta get the cylindrical thing where you have to, you know what I mean? You know what I'm saying?

The drip?

Not just the drip, the one that, don't talk to me like that, y'all.

Dude, as soon as her sister's here, she gets real tooty.

I know.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Her confidence goes through the roof. She becomes a little bully.

You're bullying me right now.

Oh my gosh, let me talk. She's been screaming at me the entire week. She's been a bully. Oh my gosh, literally.

Name me some.

I've learned, it's like so normal to me now that I've learned not to even like react to it. And she's like, there would be like, I would accidentally throw her sanitizer on the floor of her car. And she's like, don't put the stuff on there you bitch! And I'm like, okay chill.

Rudy.

That car has to be protected.

She has been so grumpy lately.

Have you seen your car?

Yeah.

I have.

It's dirty.

I can't believe it works.

You think it's a Benz?

Yeah, I can make it dirty, not other people.

Whoa.

Whoa. So you yell at her and you say, don't put that there, you bitch. Yeah, yeah. And then do you ever say, sorry, I just don't like stuff on the floor. You just let that ride.

No, she just laughs.

She's a bully.

Yeah, you're a bully.

Even last night, while she was like trying to sleep and she was snoring, I had to like wake her the fuck are you snoring?

Well, you could have a deviated septum or you could have sleep apnea. You could be dying in your sleep and not know it. I think I have it.

You think?

Yeah, cause sometimes I wake up like.

That's not good.

No.

Is that a machine? That's not good. No. Yeah, I don't but I definitely I bet I do I get I need one. Yeah Yeah, cuz I wake up. I'm gonna tell you brother. It's impossible to sleep with What to look like Bane, I mean, it's not just that Cuz if you get the nose one, right, right, it's like It's just air coming out of it, right?

But like three of the morning you adjust a little bit and then one of them

It's bringing your fucking eye

It's the worst I mean you that you look like a cancer patient yeah, I mean put that you put that on I gotta get it's so hard. I gotta get one. Yeah, it's good for you It's probably gonna save me from having a heart attack in my sleep

And then the water runs out of the machine, right? So it makes it sound like oh Like it like a humidifier. Yeah, but all the water is gone. So it's now like that whatever the thing is sucking up nothing

Yeah, wake up from that and then you're mad you fill that up then you build that up bridge and there's no fucking red ball None

It's crazy. What kind of world do we live! None. It's crazy.

What kind of world do we live in, dude?

It's chaos, man.

Mama said sorry.

Yeah.

And I said, okay.

Tell your mom I said hi. I love your mom. One of the nicest people.

Mama loves you too.

She is a nice person. She's so sweet and funny. She's gonna come me. She's sweet to me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She used to be a bully back in her day, I heard. Yeah. Well, where do you think she got it from? I know. And now she's imposing it on her. So she's gonna be at some point.

Oh, she's the worst.

She'll turn into it.

Yeah, yeah.

Why are you talking about it?

He bullies our brother. You're calling me a racist in my face? You're 17 years old. Yeah, so then what would they be,

micers, open micers in your house?

They're not even comics.

They're not in the same realm.

Well, in this world, they'd have to be if you're a headliner. Otherwise, you're just Tito.

Yeah, so it's like you're an open micer. Pay your dues, you gotta pay your dues. some of the racism. I really, no, I'm being real. I'd rather you not. Because when she said it, it felt real.

Say it the way you said it.

It was funny though.

Yeah.

Say it the way you said it.

That's racist. And he was like, he just screamed at me. Cause you know.

Very abrupt, that's racist. Yeah.

Her face was very like.

Yeah, it felt like different. I have never been racist to him. Never? No, she hasn't. Rudy? No.

I don't even think about it.

Rudy's a...

Is that racism?

No, see that's all racist.

Yeah, she's so rude to me.

No, I'm not.

Here's what you are.

Rudy.

It's like, we met on like Craigslist and you're like, can I get a room?

Just a roommate.

Yeah, roommate, you know what I mean? So we don't have anything in common. It's like, good morning, good morning. You know what I mean?

There's nothing.

That sucks.

I tried to connect with you. I told you to watch the Knights of the Seven Kingdoms and you don't want to watch it. So good. What did I say, Jules?

What the fuck did I say?

You said you'd wait for the whole episode to be out.

Yeah, because I learned my lesson from Game of Thrones.

But to connect, we can watch it together.

Yeah, we tried with Pluribus. And you said, I don't want to watch it anymore. I love Pluribus. I did too. They stopped watching it. I go, let's watch. Why? Oh no, we don't wanna watch.

Too scary?

It's not boring.

No, it's not boring.

No, you're boring.

Yeah, it's not boring.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But this show, I heard it's great.

You don't like it because there's white love in it. of them were on the couch crying. At what TV show? That show, the new Game of Thrones show.

You were crying at this?

Yeah.

And then you kind of revealed certain things.

No we didn't.

No we didn't.

You said somebody died.

No, she said something happened.

Well, mama said someone died.

Yeah, yeah, someone died. And I'm like, people die in this?

You ruined it for me. Yeah, he didn't know anybody was gonna die.

It's like Game of Thrones, everyone dies every episode, but I'm like, you ruined it.

Spoiler alert.

So George R. R. Martin wrote all this shit.

No, these are.

Yeah, he did. He wrote the book, right? Oh, he did? But did he write, he didn't write any of the screenplays for this. No Which means they call him once in a while

I think he reads all of these ones, but they change the fuck out of it. You know that right?

It's not like the book they change a lot. Well, they have to they have to juice it up for TV. Right, right Yeah, how many books has he written in total? I? Mean do we have a more prolific writer than this guy in one category? I mean truly though, he's written, published five and seven total planned. I haven't even read five.

But that's just for Game of Thrones.

I haven't read five books.

That's for just Game of Thrones.

No, that's what I'm saying, five of those. I'm saying not other books. I'm saying just those. How do you have seven books of those in you?

How do you find- He's so good.

He's so, he's a killer.

Pull up a photo of him by the way. And this is how you know how you're not a writer. If I ever, I'm like, am I a writer? And then I look at that picture and I go, nah, I'm not a writer.

Yeah.

What do you mean? Some people are meant, that man is meant to do this. God put him on earth for this thing. What else was he gonna do?

Yeah, and when you get old, there's a lot of options, but he chose that option. The whimsical one.

The whimsical man.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Well, because even his clothing is mysterious.

I think that's what it is.

Right, like his clothing seems like it's of a different time. Do you think he smells good? A hundred percent. I don't know.

Truly, I think.

I thought about you the other day. I went into the scent store and I thought about you. Which one? On L'Archevent?

At the Row.

No, in the Row.

On the Row.

Scent store in the Row. I used to think, you opened my brain. I used to think you got to have a signature scent. That's what you smell like. That's who you are. Now, dude, I'm collecting. I'm collecting scents. It's so fun. It's so fun.

Cause you want to smell like a different thing today. That's our fantasy.

I do, I combo, you do combo.

I learned combos from you. a shirt already had the old smell. Yeah. And then you put the new smell with it and then you feel it. If I do two at once, two difference, it's harder.

Do you put it after eating the Froot Loops?

Was that for the students?

No.

You're trying to kill for the students?

Yeah.

Do you spread it after eating the Froot Loops?

In his mind, he was like, this is going to crush.

Oh, my God. Oh my God.

Please don't cut that out.

No, leave it.

Can I tell you what I did? When you told me about La La Ball and you have two cents, you wouldn't tell me what it was?

A mix, yeah.

I went to three La La Balls to ask if you go there.

Oh my God.

Yeah, and I couldn't find the one. Yee-hee! Yeah, and I go, I do a podcast called Bad Friends. Does a red-headed guy, Andrew Santino, ever come in? They're like, no. I mean, we know who he is, he never comes in here. Because I wanted to find that person, so they think, oh yeah, because I'm gonna find out.

Well, what's funny is when I walk into a place, like I went to a place that we both frequent, but we're never there at the same time. And then I'll order something and they'll go, Bobby ordered that yesterday.

What place?

I'll tell you later.

Okay, okay, yeah.

But it is funny because we go to the same spots at different times, but then the guys know. Alfred's? Huh?

Alfred's?

No, no, no, no, I'll tell you.

Okay.

But we go to a little spot and they always go, but Bobby was just here, like literally two hours ago. And I'm like, really? What did he get? Just I want to know your order. You know what I was gonna do to you? I was gonna do the Oprah thing where I paid for your next pay it forward. And the guy was like, I don't even know how to do that. Cause I was like, what if I give you cash?

And then he was like, well, then I should, oh, yeah. Maybe I should have done that. That's smart actually. I'll buy myself a little gift card for you next time.

Yeah, maybe.

My little sweet prince.

You know, I've been eating the same. Do you ever get in a meal kicks where you're like, I'm just eating the same thing all week over and over?

Yeah, if I like it, I'm gonna keep ordering it. Yeah, so what have you been? Lately, because it's been cold and rainy, I've had so much ramen, I'm starting to ramen out. Although I know you're more of pho than ramen, right?

No, udon.

Udon, that's right.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm an udon guy, but.

I'm ramen, I'm full on ramen.

Buldak?

Huh?

Buldak?

Buldak.

Noodles?

Buldak. Yeah. Yeah. That was pretty racist. It was?

Do you find it, okay. What's racism?

That's a good question.

That's a really good, yeah.

I'm actually asking.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

We don't know.

To you.

Is that, okay, the thing that I did, is that the most racist thing you've seen me do?

No.

Okay. I've been to your show.

Wait a minute.

You think my standup is racist?

Kind of.

And that's why you have to like, okay, ruffling a few feathers.

Does he say that?

He does, like something like that.

Yeah, yeah, I do do that.

You say ruffling a few feathers right after you do a Native American joke?

Oh my God.

Sorry, I'm ruffling a few feathers.

But I don't say that in those cases. I say it when it's like, the joke is so edgy, it gets more of a groan.

When people go, ooh.

Yeah, yeah, I go, oh.

You're not racist or edgy. Thank you so much. It's fun. Thank you, it's fun. What's a joke that you heard him say that made you-

I don't wanna, I have a special kind of-

Oh, that's true.

Yeah, be honest. Do you find me funny on stage?

I do find you funny.

Okay.

Yeah.

You know that, what do you mean?

She might have different, she's a Mulaney fan. Who's your favorite comedian? She doesn't watch. She don't watch comedy. But if you, but like in your mind, who do you like?

I like Quinn Blackwell. You guys don't know her.

Quan Blackwell?

Quinn Blackwell.

Quinn.

Oh, oh, oh, Quendalyn. Quendalyn Blackwell.

Mm-hmm.

She does stand-up comedy?

No, she's just funny. She's an actress. Yeah, yeah, we're talking about standup comedy. Well, I don't watch any standup comedians.

Let me throw you some legendary standup, see if you've heard of them. Yeah. Okay. I'm just curious. Yeah, that's a good call. Yeah, your generation.

Yeah. Richard Pryor, unbelievable.

Never heard of him. Never even heard of him. Familiar. The genie. Yes, he is. Did you do a, are you doing half English? Was that, say genie. You can just say the genie.

Yeah.

It's so funny when it's in another language, it's the same. Yeah.

Say genie.

Yeah. Just say the genie. It's the genie in Aladdin.

She wizard.

Is that something? You just put a she before any word? She without.

The genie, he was the genie. How about Eddie Murphy?

Familiar.

Okay, familiar. He's the donkey in Shrek.

I don't believe that.

The donkey, the donkey.

No, he is the donkey in Shrek.

Yeah, he is the donkey in Shrek.

I swear to God.

Yeah, yeah.

And, well, they'll never know Mike Myers. No, no, no, but who that is. He's not a stand-up though. He's the key is Shrek Okay, what are you queuing on what is going

He was the donkey he was on Saturday Night Live George Carlin. Mmm, no fucking there's no way there's no way well I mean, that's incredible to me. It's got here's the problem. It has to touch new generation So it has to be so which which is why Mike Myers is funny because he would I mean, did you ever like Austin Powers?

Yeah

Wow, wow, Dane Cook That's incredible. Wow, Sarah Silverman

Wow

Listen, but Louis CK

Wow

Dave Chappelle, yeah, you know him you've got to know how you got a notion Dave has touched multiple Chappelle. Yeah. You know him, you've gotta know him. Oh, you've gotta know Chappelle. Dave has touched multiple generations.

He touches everything, yeah. Yeah. Wow, that's interesting. Have you heard of these people?

A couple.

Probably from us talking about it over the years. She's probably heard some of it.

Wow.

So then if you're not, what do you, you're into music though? They're gonna perform us. Chaperone. Not really. Okay. Why, why not? I don't know, I'm just not that into pop.

Okay, good, good for you. BB they love though.

Who?

BB. BB King?

I love him.

There you go.

Bad Bunny.

Oh yeah. Oh!

I love. You love him, right? Mm-hmm. So why do you love him? He's hot, he's so talented. Stop, stop. The first thing they said. He's hot. Yeah, this is what the youth, they don't give a shit about his music.

It's unbelievable, I mean.

They like that he's hot. Yeah.

They like that he's a hot guy.

I mean, all his music is about sex.

Yeah. Yeah.

Look at him. We didn't do it by fucking, we didn't do it by looks. You know what I mean? We did it by art.

Look at that guy, okay?

Dude, look at Phil Collins. Wait, do Phil Collins, and somebody wrote, Phil Collins managed to make bangers and was a multimillionaire and dressed like a computer tech salesman. I mean, look at this guy.

He looks like he works for Apple. Yeah. And he was a legend. Let's go. Phil Collins. No, he sings the Tarzan. Yes. Good for you. Wow. Touch the generation. You got to touch it. Right. It's got to be fucking animation. Then it's got to be. Well, there you go. That's McCone, by the way. If McCone starts losing his hair, that's a hundred percent. Phil Collins or Bad Bunny looks wise.

Okay.

All right. So what else?

What else is it? That's interesting though. That's interesting that you see the hot part, but you don't really love his music. You just like it.

I love his music.

Give me his favorite.

Give me your favorite song. I love the...

Sing it.

Sing it. Did you know I love sing it sing it you're being racist

We're trying to say the lyrics yeah, I'm gonna say your language

Yeah, he's trying to communicate to you.

Go back to Phil Collins. I'm going to ask something, a question. That one specific photo, the pink one.

That pink one, such a good picture. That was an album cover, right?

If Bad Bunny's music came out of him, would you like it as much?

Him speaking Spanish?

Yeah, just suppose that he sang the Bad Bunny music, all right? He sings Tarzan all in Tarzan. Yeah, he does that, right? He does that, right? Would you still be like, oh my God, Bad Bunny, that's Bad Bunny, you would like him still?

Swinging from the trees, swinging from the trees, I'm Tarzan, I swing in front of the trees.

Would you?

I mean, I would like the music.

But you wouldn't it was he wouldn't know why he wouldn't get to play the Super Bowl That's he wouldn't play the Super Bowl. No chance. Yeah. Yeah, there's no way There's no chance if kid rock saying bad money music you wouldn't like bad money the music that is true. Yeah I'm percent so it's about the look. It's all about bullshit. Give me some art. Give me someone else that you love right now

Yeah, yeah, I like Malcolm Todd. Malcolm Todd. He's so white. Yeah, she doesn't like him. I think he's so cute.

Okay, now we're talking.

Now we're talking.

I mean, he's like an indie rock artist. Yeah. And he is.

But his music must be good then.

Yeah, yeah. Well, no, but look at. See the other indie picture is for his male fans. So the photographers are like, we gotta take some of these, so guys can feel that you've got the indie vibe. But then a stylist goes,

shave your head so we can get the girls wet. That's what this is.

He is hot though.

You have to sell all the sides.

Wait, is that his girlfriend?

Gotta be. Yeah. That's the deal.

That's the deal. Hmm, interesting.

So you got aesthetics is very important to you.

It's number one, apparently for them. It's not good. No, cause it has nothing to do with the art. Art first.

Oh, Joji is very good.

Who's Joji? He's gotta be from. of Joji or any of these people? Goji Joji? Yeah, yeah. I like his berries. Yeah.

Okay, here we go.

Joji.

Yeah, yeah.

He could be a Corleone.

Well, he does have the eyes. He's got the Italian eyes.

Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

He could be like Fredo's son.

Yeah, I give you an offer you can't refuse. I'm Joji. This is the problem. That's the problem. They don't have any ugly stars. We had a lot of ugly music stars.

All of them were ugly.

Well, that's my thing. See, look, even when he takes an okay photo, you still see it underneath there. He's still got the thing.

I mean, Harry Styles is balding. I still like his music.

But he's still handsome.

Oh my God.

Are you crazy? See, he's still handsome. Yeah, look up the ugliest man on earth. Just look it up, ugliest man on earth, okay?

Don't Google Andres, that's mean.

Let's just go to that, the fifth one, right? Yeah, that guy, right?

No, that's a face, that's that competition.

Okay, let's, no, let's go to that guy right there, the fourth, the what, the fourth, the last one on the first row. right here, okay? This guy right here saying Harry Styles' music. Would you like it?

I think I'd still like it.

No, you wouldn't. I think I would. No, you would not.

You know what's incredible about this? What? Imagine this man calling his agent, being like, can you make sure that I'm not on the ugliest man list?

I don't know. I don't know.

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New subscribers only, varies by plan. It's looks first with you guys. The amount of ugly stars we had.

It's crazy.

No social media though.

No, but back then, but back then.

We listened to it with our ears. It's music. Right. Also, your generation, you guys don't like artists. Like, who's your favorite modern painter? You have a painter that you like? You see, you don't like art.

But they...

And the stuff that you watch is just pop. It's garbage. It's pop garbage.

It's pop.

It's relevant pop, you know what I mean? But you can't blame them because now art doesn't come along with music. Music is just music. There is no, there's no album covers that they like anymore. There's no, they don't get to touch it anymore. So when you stop touching it, you don't care about it. So they, why would they care?

Can you name, can you show, can you tell me the image of Bad Bunny's last album cover of his record? It's two chairs outside.

On the grass.

On the grass and with a banana.

That's interesting, that's good. And a banana.

Yeah, the banana.

Who's eating breakfast?

Banana tree.

Yeah, that's pretty cool.

That is very cool.

Oh, that's cool.

Where's the banana? Oh, you mean the banana tree? Yeah. I put this banana in my butt. I put this banana in my butt. You would love that song. Banana in my butt, it's a banana in my butt.

Yeah, ay, ay.

Ay, my auntie said, banana in your butt?

Ay, not anymore.

They love this guy. They love him. The kids love this guy. This is why there was a disconnect. This is why all the people got mad at Super Bowl. Cause fucking older people, this isn't for us. It's not made for us.

But are we now?

Yeah brother, you're 54. I'm 43, it's over.

Yeah, get off my lawn.

Am I him?

No, you know what it is?

Where's my Red Bull?

That's the new get off my lawn. Where are my towels?

Where are my towels? Oh my God, I wanna be cool. But you know what the thing is, is like when Harry Starr's first album came out, right? I bought it.

Sure.

Yeah, because I wanna learn about new music.

That's cool.

Yeah. I wanna hear it.

Geese, new band, right? I love Geese. I listened to it. They're great. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Turnstile. I think they're very, what? You always dip back to the old school. But the problem is, is that I have the weight of knowledge and of it, right?

Of the history of it.

Yeah.

And I can compare what's new to what came before it. Right. They don't do that.

No. This generation. No, it's now, it's right now.

Yeah, it's like when I was in the 80s or whatever, I still listened to late 60s bands. Sure. And still modern music. Yeah. I like Depeche Mode and there was a band called The Fugs.

It's a great fucking name.

In the 60s, New York. No one knew about these guys, but I liked The Fugs. It was like lo-fi kind of street music, you know what I mean? And it was so good, but my point is that, and so then I could listen to someone like Daniel Johnston, you know, who had the same kind of,

and just compare the two. But these, they just, they ingest whatever that's on. But I don't think that's an old thing for me.

No, it's-

I think it's, I'm a curious person.

But it's also because you came from a generation, just because- How bored they are. came from a generation just because let's move on let's move on yeah how you guys doing in the Winter Olympics the Philippines they're kid they actually have a medal doodly-doo yeah do a medal count for the Philippines yes yes Filipino Olympic medal count I'm being mean again huh oh brother look at that

they got me now they got zero never, yeah, yeah. Nevermind. I thought they were gonna get one. I thought they were gonna get one.

I wanted one too for you.

Me too.

Yeah.

Well, there's a Filipino tennis player that's really good.

Yeah, that's at the Winter Olympics, isn't it?

Yeah, yeah. There's no winter in the Philippines,

so why would we join? Yeah. You're competing.

No.

South Korea, shout out to Korea has seven total medals, two gold, two bronze, two silver.

But we have snow, that's not fair.

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

We have snow.

Also it's very small little country. We're getting stomped, aren't we?

Still pretty good.

No, cause go do just Olympic medal count in general. Don't have to do American because look at Norway's cruising right now. They got 34.

Wow.

Yeah, we're getting smushed.

We'll never catch up with second, though. That's good.

But 34 is we'll never catch that.

Yeah.

No chance.

How's Spain doing?

Also, they have 16 golds to our nine.

How's Spain doing, bud?

Yeah, we're Spain. Spain you got two you got two that's good you got a gold click on it what was the gold for Spain in yeah mispronouncing words wait what did you guys get a golden it doesn't say huh oh you did in ski mountaineering so we just show you about the mountain I will show you this is a mountain that is a mountain yeah and these are all snow mountains. Gold medal.

Yeah.

Was Magellan Spanish?

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, that's what it's about.

100%.

Yeah, I mean, exploring. Yeah, you got a golden in exploring, good.

Let's go over there.

They send the Spaniards to just check out the hills.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Go check how it's looking. It looks good. You guys are good at that. Exploring. The Pinto, the Santa Merida, that's you, right? The Pinto, the Fort Torres, that was you guys.

That's what that is.

You know what it was? It was because, well, they were obsessed with, no, they wanted to own the world. The Spanish thought they were gonna take over fucking everybody. We did. For a very short amount of time. Cool it out, okay?

In centuries.

Yeah, you didn't go up, you didn't get any of us.

Close.

You got close.

California was us.

But you didn't get us, okay? You didn't get us in total.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You did your best. You guys know about that history? Lapu Lapu killed Magellan. They got us. They definitely got you guys. Yeah.

What happened?

Tell me the history here.

So Magellan went to Cebu.

Magellan went there too?

Yeah.

What the fuck?

Well, he was into scuba diving and snorkeling.

Oh, he was?

He was a huge diver.

Yeah, yeah.

Magellan loved diving.

He wanted to find that tree creature or whatever. Yeah, what is it called? What's that guy in the tree? Capre?

Capre, the Capre.

Yeah, Magellan.

Yeah, looking for the Capre.

Magellan, and his boys are just drinking. He's like, I'm going to find Capre. I will find him. Magellan went down to Cebu.

What happened?

And then what happened?

And then the great like warrior chief,

Lapo, lapo. Look up lapo, lapo, I've never heard of it. I had that last night at dinner. Lapo, lapo.

Yeah, yeah.

What happened? I don't wanna look, don't look it up. I want them to tell the story.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I just wanna know what he looks like later.

So Magellan went to Cebu. Yeah, Magellan was like-

He ran into lapo, lapo. fought and then he killed Magellan. Wow so Magellan was killed by Lapu-Lapu. Yeah I think he was also hiding under the water and then like there was like a surprise attack.

Filipino folklore. Yeah he was hiding under the water holding his breath for three days. Lapo Lapo could hold his breath for three days and appear. So wait, Lapo Lapo was in the water hiding, waiting to kill Magellan. That's Lapo Lapo. Shout out to Lapo Lapo. And by the way, shout out to all the Filipinos.

We love them. We fucking love you guys.

We love, look at Lapo.

Do we know what fuck with lapu-lapu? That's why Magellan got clipped. Cause this guy wasn't fucking around.

I like-

Damn dude, he was big as fuck.

I have OCD, why don't an extra lapu on there?

Lapu-lapu-lapu.

Yeah.

Comedies and threes. Lapu-lapu-lapu. Oh, there's a movie? I wanna watch that movie. No, it's a city. Well, right. We know that, but yeah. He owned the place.

Yeah.

Who played Lapo Lapo?

There's no one, okay.

Yeah, yeah. Scroll down, it's gotta be a cast on there.

Who played him?

Don't do this, dude.

Don't do this. You're looking for Robert Redford? Daniel Stern played Lapo Lapo? Wait, who did? Now Lito Lapid is the senator in the Philippines. Is he a descendant of Lapo Lapo? Are there any other descendants of Lapo Lapo now leaders?

Yeah.

Wow.

Yeah.

You could, maybe you share Lapo Lapo blood.

Maybe.

Yeah.

That'd be fabulous.

That'd be so sick. Can you imagine if you and I do our bloodlines, we'll have nobody from our bloodline will have done anything important.

Yeah.

Nothing.

You never know that though. Dude, I come from potato farming.

Yeah, but the greatest potatoes you've ever had, probably.

We took second.

Yeah, okay, all right.

To the McConnels. All right. And the corkeries, you know McCone comes from great potato lineage. Oh, they do? Look at his face, he looks like a potato.

Yeah.

Sweet potato.

Do you guys know about your lineage or no?

No.

Yeah.

Well, you don't need, you didn't do the blood 23 and me thing. Never. Never, right? No, see, Filipinos are smart. They don't play that? No. No. You want to be related to somebody so bad.

I do.

I know you do.

You have brothers and sisters you've never met, right?

Yeah, in Korea.

How many?

Two sisters.

And you've never met them? Do you think they know who you are?

I don't think so.

What are the chances that they watch this show? They're not her sisters. How many total siblings are there from you guys' mom and dad separately? Like in total, how many kids are there?

Oh, five.

Wow. Yeah.

And you don't know the two of them?

No.

Do you know how old they are?

I think they're like maybe around eight, 10.

But they have two brothers. Yeah.

I know. Where are they?

They never come out.

They're huge now.

Well, they're lapo-lapo size.

Yeah, yeah. And they speak English, everything.

I mean, that's so fucking true.

What do they do in the Philippines?

I'm sorry, that was racist.

That felt racist to me.

Now that was.

That was racist.

What do they eat for breakfast is a better question. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So what are the brothers, what do they do in the Philippines?

They're still in school.

Yeah.

They're high school.

Yeah.

Teenagers.

Mm-hmm.

Are they funny?

They should come to the show.

Yeah, yeah, I would love to, because we would love them on the show.

This show has basically become the Filipino contingency.

Right?

Yeah. We should get a more Filipino cast. Some fans went to your mom's.

Yeah, I saw.

Oh, yeah.

Wait, we had fans go to your mom's restaurant?

Yeah. Bakery. Bakery.

What? What?

That's so fucking cool.

What do you mean they went, this guy?

Let me see. Oh my god. Wow. There's kids hitting sheep and goats.

Oh my god.

What the? I bought like one of everything. Four of some things.

Two of some things.

And it all cost like a dollar seventy.

Okay.

It's amazing.

Yeah.

Oh it does look really good1.70. Okay. It's amazing. Yeah.

Oh, it does look really good.

It does look good.

Pause, go back.

What?

Go back. What is that? What is that pastry on the bottom that's like, what is that one? Like the pink roll?

That's not burrica. That's not.

I think it's like dye. Got blood. Got blood roll.

You don't ever want to take over the store and pass down generations.

We've worked in it before.

Wait a minute. If Tom Segura is going to open up a fucking bakery in Austin, we should open up Honey 2 here in LA for her mom. I would 100% do that just so we could compete with Sigur and shut down his fucking little croissantery. I bet you-

I want to do that too.

We should do a Honey 2.0.

Yeah, Honey 2.0.

Do your mom's bakery here.

What's the bakery called?

Honey's bakery. Honey's bakery? We'll do it Honey's Bakery here. Honey's Bakery LA, and it's awesome. It'll be more elevated, I don't wanna say it.

I think the flour we're gonna use, no, is that feel wrong?

Whatever you want.

No, no, no, can I please?

You're doing it.

No, I'm not doing it. I feel like I'm drowning. No, you're doing great. I need you to back me up here.

Yes, can we use elevated ingredients? I mean, you want a ship? Let's just bring the dyes and everything.

We have to stick to the ingredients.

The recipes. Yeah, but we have those ingredients here. Not like this, you don't. Oh, you don't? No, no. Okay.

No, that's Capre toenails they mush into there. It's different. I would actually love to open up a Filipino bakery, employ your mom, family members, people from the Philippines, bring Filipino cuisine here. I actually would love it. Because then we could beat Segura. And wouldn't that be nice to just trample? It'd be like, oh yeah, you did good. We'd have to buy, you know what I mean? Open up a store across the street from his store. In Austin?

In Austin. But I want it here in LA so we can-

But the only way to beat him really-

Is to open up a grocery.

Is to close him down.

Okay, so how about this? I'm not even kidding. Yeah. What if we do a pop-up Honey 2 across, we do a pop-up shop just for fun to see how it goes. Yeah. Across the street. We have to show up every day. We'll spend a week down there promoting signage that says don't support two bears, support bad friends.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

And the bad friends family. Yeah. I like it. I honestly would love to do that.

Let's do it.

I think it'd be so fucking fun.

Now would he be mad, you think?

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

No, he wouldn't give a fuck. They gotta go. Rudy's gotta go to school. We gotta come back though. You're not gonna come back or no?

She will. I'm gonna be here for four months.

I know. Do you like doing this podcast?

We love having you guys on the show.

Give them a round of applause.

Give it up for the girls.

Wonderful. Very wonderful. Wonderful stuff.

So thank you to our girls for coming back. We love them. Filipino friends. And today, once again, Fancy has foisted the Quinnipiac kids on us.

Wait, wait, yeah.

All right, well, send in the weirdest one. So we talked to one of these. Send in one of the weirdos.

Yeah, weirdo.

Weirdest one, give me the weirdest one.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, perfect.

Sit in the blue chair. Look at this guy. all these kids dressed up for the first time in any of the classes that have come here of all the Quinnipiac classes that have come here these kids all wore dress-up clothes yeah I've never seen them so dressed up yeah what's your name sir I'm Nick Nick Bonanno Nick you don't have to say your legal name what's your social give us zero sit now no Nick Bonanno it Bonanno really how do you

spell pregunto Bonanno Bonanno B-O-N-A-N-N-O.

What year are you at Quinnipiac?

Third year.

So you're a junior.

Yes.

Yeah, they don't know that. You haven't taught them that?

Freshman, junior, senior? Not yet, no.

What are you doing at Quinnipiac? You wanna be in media studies? In front of the camera or behind the camera? You know what, I'm more behind the camera, but I like both. Oh, wow. You're an actor as well.

I'd like to be, yeah.

Give him a scene.

You either are or not. Are you an actor? I am.

Good. Wow. Wow, I like that.

Where are you from, Banana?

I'm from South Windsor, Connecticut.

Right next to East Hartford. Yeah, Connecticut boy, a young Connecticut boy, born and raised, that's where Quinnipiac is, Connecticut.

You're close to the-

You have a sweet face.

He does. Do I?

Yeah, a really sweet face. You do too.

He's got good skin too. Thank you. You never had a pimple your whole life, did you?

Touche.

No, never.

Seriously, he's got clear skin.

He's got rosy cheeks, dude. All over the place, huh, guy? Banano? He's got rosy cheeks.

Yeah. Somehow that's an insult. It is, yeah. Banano, what's your life like?

What's my life like?

What's your life like? You a single guy? What are you doing?

Single guy. It's all right.

Yeah?

For now, yeah.

You like LA?

How old are you?

He's 20. You're 20 20 years old single guy. Yes

Quinnipiac you tried. Yeah. Ooh

interesting move banana interesting move banana and That's a weird move from banana You might want to hold back a little bit. Wow. He's gonna poke the baby.. No, you did great, you did great. Yeah, thank you, dude. Don't poke the panda bear, buddy. It's Chinese New Year, by the way,

Year of the Horse.

Oh, I'm here.

Yeah.

Don't piss off the horse. That was a trick thing, because I'm Korean. He's Korean.

And we were testing you.

Racist. Second take. Ow, ow, ow. What's your dream, Banano? My dream? Yeah. To write, direct my own shorts, or not shorts, feature length films.

Right.

Make more comedies. That's why I love this podcast.

You guys are hilarious.

Do you listen to this show?

I do.

Okay, right on. Very cool. Banano, we like that a lot. Banano, we like you a lot. You're a sweet man. Yeah. Thank you. You're not dating anybody? No, not yet. We'll get you somebody.

Yeah, you want somebody or not?

Girls out there in the Connecticut, or are you girls or guys, or what are you? Girls. I don't know, man. I'm not.

So you're being defensive?

Yeah, you got really defensive.

I could have been anything.

Yeah.

That's true. No, I don't eat fruit. I tried to call back. Are you? It was almost as bad as his.

It wasn't that bad.

No, I was a call back of this.

What's your breakfast? What's a banana on breakfast?

But if anything, it's oatmeal.

That's it, steel cut.

That's right, steel cut oatmeal.

Well, young ladies out there in the Connecticut metro area.

Well, let's ask what kind of women do you like? So let me give you the height range, okay? Oh, height, okay. Four foot, five to six foot. Where is it?

If it's like five. Five foot. Five, six. Five, five, yeah.

Five, five. Okay, that's fun. Yeah. Okay.

If she was five, one, problem?

Oof, no.

No problem.

No. Let's just say five one. Five one to six feet tall. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I bet he'll take it.

And then is there an ethnicity thing that you?

Not really. Italian girls.

Like, are you Italian?

I am Italian. Oh, okay.

Banano.

Oh, banano.

That's how they say banana in Italian.

Oh, I see.

Santino and Lee.

Santino. Give me an accent with Lee, please. Lee.

Go ahead, Banano.

Lee. Oh, that's Lee.

Wow, I like that.

Lee. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's Lee.

So you wanted Italian girl.

Yeah.

All limbs?