
Welcome back, hopefully for the last time to Garden of Ban-Ban 8 Antidevil look I'm sure many of you just like me are waiting for this series to end But they keep making more games and they keep charging more money and we're somehow on the eighth one What is this hellish challenge beat the game with zero deaths not recommended for a first playthrough I think the real hellish challenge is trying to get through the game to begin with. But look look look, I feel like I always come in swinging at Garden of Ban Ban. So maybe this will finally be the redeeming game for the
series. Let's just go in with an open mind. Yeah, let's open open. See this look open mind. I don't know why I did that but oh yeah we're the blue guy right? We played the prequel last time somehow we ended up in a closet something like that here We go let's start Yo your head shaped like a dinner plate Well you look disgusting fool. Look at your hip bones
At least I don't got love handles. Oh, yeah. Yeah, you got mad at that one. Yeah, yeah With a body shaped like that no one's gonna want to make any sudden moves on you Ha ha ha got him got him. Yeah, you didn't like that one. Did you? dinner plate Another one. Hey, what are you doing down there? Settings. All right. You know what? Let's uh, I paid $10 for this game. Let's change the resolution to max is 1080p Uh, maybe we can change the sensitivity
Okay, at least it's got that. All right, who's getting whooped over here? What are you doing? You know what those hits sound like? They sound like Mexican mom noises. I'm getting out of here. I'm getting PTSD. Pick up that can. Oh, hell no.
Hell no.
No, I don't want to. Just get in line right here, but please don't fart. I'm not picking up the can. I have to pick up the can. I'll throw it away back there. I'm not picking up the can I have to pick up the can
I really hope the air conditioning breaks in here and that you get really really hot and melt. Okay Kill that way. Am I one of these fools? No, I'm much smaller. I can't believe we're starting Garden of Banban 8 in a prison. Whoa. Get your ID card. I gotta get an ID card while I'm here
Nap nap don't do it, bro. I don't care how down bad you are the pipe is never an option Okay My boy's doing work over here Uh-uh chest all the way down man. These fools don't even know how to do proper push-ups alright look at my ID sit down so I can take your picture all right do it I don't know what I look like also Alice bright when are we gonna find the missing child? We've been here for like years now. Take your card to the workstation.
Wait.
I hope they work you to death.
Hey! F*** you, pal!
Perro? Where's the worksite? Over here got to pick up stones Wow you're just as
ugly in the pictures what did I really expect from a human head right in and
the supervisor will fill you in on what needs to be done
bro you don't even have an Adam's apple. Do you look like you got a Eve's crevice?
Hmm?
I don't know what that means.
Food? Yeah, dinner's ready. Whoa, what is it?
Oh, it looks so good.
Did you cook this?
No.
Well, I didn't cook it either.
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but when he was a kid yo I'm never reaching the beach now. You're never seeing your children
Enough chatting back to work shut up, bro Okay, so I'm not playing as the blue guy I'm still playing as a I'm still playing as a human looking for my kids and this mother is he's the same octopus From the last games except he shrunk for some reason you need a tool to mind this
It's over here
Man they added They added an addicting mechanic to garden of ban-ban I'm gonna sit here I'm gonna click on every single one of these cuz I like clicking. All right, I'm done cutting rocks Let's hand in my work slip nap nap. I'm telling you bro. Don't hump the pipe Almost hey, I'm finished over there. I Work a lot.
Ofelia!
Ofelia, what are you doing with Fernando?
Ofelia.
Yo te amaba!
Alright, anyway, I gotta find my cell. Um.
Why do they have a bowling pin locked up? What did my boy do? Oh hey, it's that one bitch. Um, they got three of them. Why did they lock up the bowling pins? What's upstairs?
My cell block.
Is this it? No.
Over here?
That guy's dead. Hey, somebody needs to come check on him. They got the basketball too? Another dead guy. Let's see what else we got. Oh, they got the naked fool too! Ah, shit man, they got everybody. Where's my cell? 10 out of 10 gameplay. 10 out of 10 gameplay. Where's my cell? I looked at every single cell.
That's not my cell-lucky. No, no interest. Oh, yeah, don't know way if he quiere hablar contigo a companion me a cabrón Stop speaking Spanish. They might send you to the El Salvador sector the other prison. Where you taking me though, but no me. Yes, carnal Moisture terrespin toso a dentro tendras que verte las conmigo Show yourself respectful in there or you'll have to deal with me. Now you're talking, man. Don't get on my nerves, man.
I thought we were friends. Who took a giant shit? It's so steamy you work for slinging, or you need to be played for fools in the end. I trust you feel the rage of betrayal that burneth through me the moment I came out of the pouch. But this changes tonight. You, myself and my friend keeping watch, you are getting out of here tonight. Luck is clearly on your side, and we definitely need that.
Grab anything you need and meet me here in a few hours.
All right.
Anybody hear about our little meeting here? And your head will be my lunch.
Nah, I believe it, bro. I believe it it I believe it not now, but why is this one Dead and why is he oh no he why is he covered in purple? I'm not gonna ask any questions right now. Let's just let me just go okay. See we And we know so is no Poco Bruno's tacos Okay Si wey. Eh wey no sabes donde puedo comprar unos tacos?
Okay.
Finally, do I get to go back to my cell? This is where my cell is. I didn't even know I had a keycard. I think this was my cell. Yep, got it. Found it, finally.
Did I just get sprayed with some green gas?
We got caught?! We got caught I know my way around criminals a little too well They say everyone has a price the price of your friend here just happens to be a strawberry lollipop
Is that code for some weird shit?
You betrayed us My Mexican brother! Now justice will be served. And to repurpose them they go. Now I'll do what I should have done from the beginning. I ain't bringing anybody back from the dead.
But at least I'll be satisfied.
What the? That's what you get for being a snitch bitch and why is he dead? Why are they all dead? What about the homies
Shit This ain't my first rodeo Yeah, bro, ah shit
Who the fuck was that The bridge! Ha ha ha ha ha ha
Who the f*** was that?
First of all, why did the other- why did the sheriff and Badabadoo died? And why did he say everyone get on, it's just me and another dude What about everybody else who was in the prison? The escape failed. How in the f- Did the escape fail You had one job my boy Driving a straight line. Oh, no. I'm back in this place. Oh god. Damn it
We're back in the garden of the ban ban repurpose persists Got the red guy up there Wait a minute It's the closet an
Amateur rope knot holds the door shut up convenient. Hell. Yeah Wait, let me see what bro. I'm rendering at like 1080p and my shit is stuttering. All right Yo get out of there
come on bro hey
he's not coming out
who are you are you it
I thought you were
the one that was in the room I'm the one that was in the room
I'm the one that was in the room I'm the one that was in the room I
Thought 17 was the seeker are you even playing with us? Too bad for you. This spot is already taken
Wait someone's coming! Why? I'm gonna give my hiding spot away! Close the door and hide! Why did that feel like I opened the closet and seen Juicy hiding there for so long? Like, I hope he's been in there for a long time!
Wait, where do I hide?
Get inside and close the door? Nope. Shit. Wait, where do I hide? Under the table Yeah, this was not having a good day.
Hey, it's been a while. Whoa, what are you doing here? You got fucked up, bro! I'm glad to see you're okay. At least I know what happened to me wasn't in vain. Last I remember you and I were almost caught by the naughty ones, and then I was attacked. And after, I just woke up on a hospital bed. Apparently the surgeon runs things now. Since when?
Since he did the surgeries-
Whatever. I'll need to talk more with him I'm here to pick up an old friend of mine that the surgeon says we need he seemed to know what he's doing so I volunteered you should come with us we'll be safe back in his office do you mind getting that other door for me I'm in pretty bad
shape you look up homie all right time to come out of the closet bro you close the door not Alright, time to come out of the closet, bro. Nah, come on. Come on. Come out of the closet. I'm encouraging you. Come on. It's been 17 years, homie's been sitting here. 17!
He grew a beard! Oh yeah! You showed me this hiding spot remember? You told me to wait in here.
Oh yeah. What? No, you've gone missing and now we found you. We need to go somewhere else.
Is 17 gonna find us there? We'll lose if he does.
No, we'll be completely safe from 17.
Why did you both slow turn to be like that Yeah, why does this feel like some military rescue operation just finished Like we just found the guy who has been hiding in a forest for 17 years thinking that the war was still going but the war Has been over. Holy shit shit this room is bright pink whoa why is he posted up like he knew he had to do it to him
this train should take us straight to the surgeon's office
man do I want today to be over already. All right here we go let's get in the train with him
Are we finally going to the garden? You teaming up with the surgeon to fight Ser D'Addado using Josh. Sounds like something straight out of a dream. Did that really happen? Or even are both of them now? I've never had so many questions that needed answering before. The sooner we arrive at our station, the sooner I can get my answers.
Alright, homie. If you can at least make it there. Oh, see what I mean?
Why'd the train stop?
I don't know. Why do you kind of look like narrator?
Attention, all beautiful citizens of my facility. A dangerous human has recently escaped containment. We are offering a bounty of ten lollipops for their apprehension. They are wanted dead or alive.
Don't worry bro, I got Mexican lollipops the watermelon ones covered in chili Man you're a liar I didn't escape prison someone took me out
We're in a cult now you guys were Nicole that sounds an awful lot this whole time you've been in a cult Oh, why I thought you were working together We can't have you come with us. They'll destroy you on sight All right, here's what we'll do There is one final station between here and the surgeon's office, which is the old clinic
We'll drop you off there
All right
The back door of the clinic should lead you straight to the back door of the tower where the surgeon is The office is in one of the top floors. We can then use all of the equipment there to secretly locate your children without the surgeon knowing. Does that sound like a plan?
Yeah, that sounds-
Just make your way through the clinic and meet back with me in the tower.
Finally gonna locate the kids. Finally gonna complete the mission that I came here to do? From like the first one.
I'm excited. Okay, get to the clinic, get to the top floor.
Find the kids. Blue keycard. Thank you, bro. I appreciate it. Vamonos. Alright. See ya, putos.
See you soon. sure of you you have no idea what's going on you are very happy right now wait until you get to the wherever it is you're going right now you're gonna be very sad everyone's dead everyone's that everyone you knew is dead every single one all right let's see what is this place what's black and white in there what's up with this it's my first puzzle all right activate the assistant let's see all right
welcome back with the man of! Please insert a module.
Okay, which module are we inserting?
You have no modules. To load, okay. Do you have a module? Can I have a module? Okay, I'm looking for a module real quick. This one, aha! I got it, I got it, I got a module!
Aha. this one aha I got it I got it I got a module uh-huh
loading module bitter giggle assistant How are you doing on this fine day? I'm detecting that the last doctor to clock in did so a very long time ago, which means there's sure to be a backlog of patients. Before I can let you ride in, I'll need to do the routine physical scan. Stand on the cross so we can begin. It shouldn't take too long.
Alright, just don't touch my nuts, please.
Hold still, it won't hurt. Hopefully.
Was not expecting a f***ing ray to come out of that camera.
Now I'll do my calculations. Processing for Uthman Adam. I'm detecting significant damage to your skull. Possibly due to blunt force. Did someone hit you over the head recently?
Yes, a lot.
This includes your right arm. Have you been holding something for an extended period?
Hey yo, okay, you're not supposed to know about that.
I'm also detecting significant damage to both of your legs. Have you fallen from a large distance recently? Yes. that yes I was like on the premises currently. But you might just be in luck, our makeshift doctor is indeed here! But before you head on inside, I'll take that. of non-lethal electric shocks. At a time, the remote can hold charges of a singular color, which would allow you to access rooms that require a charge of said certain color. You may also combine colors of charges to create new colors.
For example, a red charge and a blue charge make a purple charge.
Oh, okay, I see that makes sense now Blue okay, so red and blue make purple and it's buff
Right
So red and blue make buff purple blue and green. Red and green. Make smiley yellow. Red and yellow. Make octopus orange.
And then blue and green make... Whatever this nasty demonic thing is. What the f*** is that? Eww! Okay, got it. I think.
So... Blue and red. You okay got it. I think so
Blue and red
they make purple and
Then I can use purple to
Do what?
Hit that guy got it. No. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it I got it. I got it. I got it, so I absorb the colors, and then I shoot the colors stupid red Aha BAM Ching on I got it. I got it. So I absorb the colors and then I shoot the colors stupid red
Aha BAM
Chingon Yeah, yeah cuz I can solve puzzles I'm good. I got it
Okay As long as you like. I'm good. Head on inside and the makeshift doctor will see you right away. Okay.
Also, if you find any patient modules inside and would like to view them, feel free to bring them back to me and I'll show you its contents.
As long as you don't do another scan on my body, bro. I can't believe you called me out like that. My arm is red from jerking the peanuts. You know what I'm saying? I got lonely in the prison, all right? The old clinic.
Whoa, hey, hang on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up.
Are we playing the same game? Because this shit actually looks creepy. All right. We need a purple shot up there hang on let me get a purple real quick
All right, we're purple now Chutello we go hey hey
Okay that didn't work. Okay, let me go behind the desk real quick. Ah-ha, that turns it on, and then I can shoot it with the thing. Got it. I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it. As long as there's no jump scares I'll be fine I think what was that some slithery slimy thing regular doors can be opened by interacting with them this is is a regular door. Oh I need the
ugly thing whatever the f*** that is. This door. Okay got it. So I need to find a green so that I can mix it with the blue. Optional patient files can be given to the assistant. I'll do that later. I'll collect them. For now, I need to get myself some colors. Like blue. Ching on. There's another patient right
here.
They're still alive! Something's still alive. Something's still being monitored.
Why does that look creepy though?
I thought that was something looking back at me.
Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. So if I make purple,
can I shoot the thing? And activate it? Can I override it? No. Why? Another one of the greens. I mean turquoise, whatever that is. Resources dedicating to fighting 6C have permanently ceased as per management's request. Focus will now shift to once again K6 and attempting to fix has known difficulty
since all documents containing details of the creation of 6C are believed to have been destroyed in the accident where K56 escaped its containment cell. The endoscopy conducted on K56 after re-containment showed no signs of K6's presence, so we can safely eliminate the possibility that it was devoured.
One possibility is that K6C was crushed under the rubble from the tunnels formed by K56's slithering. Regardless, K56 has demonstrated an exceptional skill at digging, which we are sure to use for space expansion purposes. K6 is not ready for presentation. K6-C is the anti-devil, the titular character of BanBan8. I wonder what he looks like.
Alright, well, I'm gonna have to go back to the start and get different colors because, uh, this one ain't working. Oh, wait a minute, stupid! This is where you get the color itself. You don't need to- I didn't notice. Okay, so now I should be able to open this thing over here and see what that does. Got it. And this room has a bunch of colors.
Okay.
Whoa.
It has every color.
Every color I need.
Oh wait, no, I'm supposed to
Aha oh I gotta shoot it. I gotta shoot it with red shoot with red what I
Shot that bitch with red. What do you mean try again? Oh, it's cuz I made orange
Wait, I need the blue. I need blue. I need the blue I need blue I need blue I need blue I need blue Bop bop we need green okay grab the green
Uh-huh
Another green over there the blue BAM got it got it got it got it BAM that one that one uh-huh uh-huh make a purple one real quick need a purple one purple uh-huh uh-huh it's getting more complicated it's getting more complicated grab the no grab the green one yep green bitch green, bitch. Green. Green. Chingon! What happens now?
Wait.
No, I've done it. I've done it. I don't need to do it again. I have to do three times?! You're joking! It sucks that you have to like- when you touch a different color, it combines it first, and then you have to press it again in order to get- there we go. It's just a waste of time Got it got it got it okay red red red red red red red red red red red
No
Okay, I got the red one Now I need the blue one again But if I touch blue it turns to purple first so then I got to be careful cuz I got the red one now. I need the blue one again, but if I touch blue it turns to purple first So then I got to be careful because I got to do the blue again in order to get blue But I there was a purple. Yeah, there was a purple and I didn't get shit Okay, put the red on it's gonna-huh make a single one BAM BAM
BAM BAM BAM anymore, but yeah, I'm saying BAM BAM yes Get it cuz it's bent the garden of BAM BAM
Did I finish?
Oh Oh Muchachos
This one's gonna be annoying Why does it have to cycle through so many just to get red again from green? Come on green green green green green Yep, green. I Need blue next I need blue next. I need blue next. Not cyan! Blue! Blue.
Red.
That makes purple. Okay, got it. All right, that's two
Yellow I need yellow yellow yellow yellow red and green make yellow
For some reason I think I think that's how it works. yep, yep, I need red. Come on, give me the red. I just gotta go through orange, yellow, orange, and then red.
Thank God.
I don't know how they can keep coming up with literally the most frustrating puzzles sometimes no no you don't just have to understand how the puzzle works and do it once it's tedious to do it once then you got to do it three times just to pad it out just to pad it out I but I digress let's keep going I got the purple card I can go in that room now. All right, here we go And what's behind door number purple
Another card and And the orange card, all right, let's go take way, me asustaste. Orange card goes here. What? What is that? Why is there a flappy...
Oh, this is where they made you from. This is where you came from. Bro, your head's already squishy.
You're not gonna crack anything. You're literally Play-Doh. Tell no lip-ups. My mouth is watering just thinking about them. But you've done me a great favor, one which I will never forget. You created my one true love, Nablina. How could such a beauty even exist?
That stupid blue spider has it all and what does he do? I don't know probably spider things The way things are I'll never be hers. I don't even know where she is
Homie You trying to get down on a spider what the
I've been failing miserably trying to do it by myself You've done this before you just needs to do it again This is a hard what's done. You just need to do the last task.
What is this story?
I've not even got to ask any questions. Wait, can I take this? Wait, what's the final task?
We need to reprogram this set. This is a tutoring machine to properly conclude the operation.
Uh-huh.
It just needs to know what movements to do, which you'll replicate on this dynamic floor.
Oh great, it's a memory game.
Step on the red buttons in the direction shown on the screen. Got it? And don't let the timer run out either.
What?
I have really bad memory, okay? I can't even remember what I had for lunch yesterday.
Okay, go, go. I have really bad memory. Okay. I can't even remember what I had for lunch yesterday Okay, go go I
See I see then press that one. Mm-hmm. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Then this one. Uh-huh
Got it. And then okay, then the top row go Chingon and then the this one go go go go Uh-huh, uh-huh, and then up from this one. Yep. Yep. Yep
Got it, and then that one over there
This one nope that one right there pop got it and then this bottom one down here
Uh-huh, and then across the thing go go go go go chingon and then in diagonal buenas la pinche lotteria way
Go and then the top one el borracho soy yo la chalupa
El pescado okay over here over here over here over here over here over here
I
Feel like I'm playing Mexican bingo men a lotteria Okay, all right this right this way this way this way this way this way this way this way this way this way right there BAM it's the same buttons every time though press it chingon chingon chingon buenas to do it a few more times just to make sure though. No. Why? There's no reason for this! There's no reason for this! How the f- Okay. Oh, you gotta jump now. Alright, yep. Boom. And then go up. Uh-huh and then up from that one Uh-huh
This way and Then from down to the bottom to the top to the right I see in the agonal way in diagonal and then from the top Of the bottom to the bottom of the bottom right there BAM here we go and then down this way Yep, and then this one Chingon and then down from the top to the down.
Right there.
And then, yeah. Uh-huh. This one. And then run. Is that it? Nope. Nope. Still got more to do. Yep.
Hup!
Chingon.
It's not necessary!
10 out of 10 gameplay. Down to the bottom. Yep. Uh-huh. Yep. And then... Oh, whoops. Yep, gotta run across. Yep, like that.
Done. And then, this one. Yeah. Yep, like that. Done. And then this one. Yeah. Yeah! Like that. Okay, um, and then...
Stop getting excited, man. Go up. And then, bam. And then across this one. I just like the sound of winning. I feel like I'm at a casino.
I'm turning into Molly. And then to the right. Wait, are you gonna recreate the spider? The Nebunina? Are you making a spider flashlight?
What the f- bro?
Now the machine will do its thing. You're about to witness greatness.
You need to be put on a list, man.
What?
Oh no, it opened its mouth?
Hello?
Can you hear me, Navnalina?
Papa?
You don't look like her. Papa? You don't look like her.
Papa?
Just... Can you say anything else?
Papa! Oh But that's no fun for you my darling
Wait a minute Was that one of the abducted children? Go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go make me physically cringe it's a clay thing with eyes oh god that's what you get puto that's what you get you're evil ah for the record I tried to stop him he just got caught he got taken where did he go what why does the why does this shit stain go all the way around did he get taken this way? I don't know where he just got taken to dude. All right.
Let's put some of entries on here detailing their troubled behavior and hard time understanding human commands. It states here that only one of the eight subcases actually managed to reach satisfactory levels of the desired behavior, but doesn't specify which one.
Testing on the remaining sub cases continues to this day
That's up all right, let's try another one
This module is for cases for B It appears that cases for B. Make up the majority of non-human patients that are treated at this clinic. Their injuries include everything and anything imaginable.
They get the shit beat out of them in prison.
Since no other staff members understood their anatomy quite like case 4. Which makes sense given that case 4 is the one that creates instances of cases 4B.
Gross. Gross. Whatever that is, just gross.
This module is for cases 10B to 10G. It appears that these were subcases created solely for the purpose of allowing case 10 to develop motherly traits and case 21 to develop fatherly traits. They appear to be miniature versions of both case 10 and case 21, even having an almost identical DNA. The module mainly details the molding of their bodies and application of DNA. You're probably very familiar with this process, Uthman.
Well, okay, Cas-21 was not a good father figure, okay? He left them! Oh, but then Ofelia ended up becoming a criminal and she ended up with him in the same prison cell! And now the rest of the kids are in the foster care system.
What?
Alright. Go back in here and see where the hell I need to go. What? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Alright
Go back in here
and see where the hell I need to go
OH GOD! PUTA MADRE WEY WHAT THE F*** ARE YOU?
Run bitch what is that? Oh my god what the f*** is that? Okay alright bro run Run run run run run run run run run run run run run run run run run Found a little a way by the chingados little a Way you can't cross that you can't cross through there
And where do I go? I'm just gonna go in a circle. Nope. Oh in there. Got it. Got it. it got it I have to go around again what is that okay go in here go in here go in here you can't go in there are you kidding me wait shoot him with color oh stupid yes red does that work? No, okay, I can't go in anywhere. I have to probably shoot him with blue Can I go in here? Nope, you can't go in there either Okay, why did I have to shoot him in the- okay now I gotta do blue
It's purple. It's gonna turn it purple Why was I shooting it with red and it didn't work? But the moment I aimed it at the floor, it actually worked. Alright, I gotta go get the red first. BEAR! Nevermind! I forgot he came up.
Run.
What color is he? Red. No, I get it, I get it, I get it, I for it, and then you gotta shoot him in the floor.
Okay, nevermind, you shoot him in the face. Um...
Then, we can't turn it to blue! Because it has to turn purple!
MMMM!
Then we have to go around again, in order to turn it blue. Turn on the TV for him. Maybe he'll get distracted. Put on some Cocoaa melon for this bitch Here we go Oh my god
Got him okay now he's purple. Okay, so good good because now I can just combine it at the end right But don't tell me we have to do this three times here we go Purple bitch purple bitch purple bitch purple bitch go purple purple Thank God Okay, what?
What was that
What what it's a lobster we got a high quality meat chasing us around okay there's a door right here where does this go aha blue light over here got it and okay maybe there's another thing at the end of the hall over here Don't tell me this is a puzzle It's it's a puzzle. I have to somehow find a way around the chairs. Oh I can just jump over them stupid. It's not that deep. All right. right okay that one's on me
now shut up all right I don't want to hear it all right so I've activated both lights now which means what that one and then we can go to the next area yeah bitch reach the tower okay we're in the back alleys of the kindergarten what have you done for sitting in Jesus they got New York and Garden of Banban he sees he hears he watches he knows oh the moon is back the moon guy all right let's go. So is this how you pictured the place would be with father running things?
It's chaos, why does he want that human so bad anyway?
From what I've heard, humans are made of lollipops, and father wants it all for himself.
I don't know if that's true though. Which part, humans being made of lollipops or that being the reason father wants them captured?
Both.
Father wants to eat the human lollipop? Sounds a bit... gay, don't you think? Alright, let's keep it moving. ¿Ponde vamos a llegar, güey. It's the longest alley I've ever been in No jump scares, please. I feel like every time I say that something pops out and jump scares me it isn't right
Okay
It's like I have this Prediction instinct what this fool's got stat- that's a statue I just noticed homie looking polished but they forgot to put his junk in the statue
tower of the surgeon- no mames we why they making jump scare sounds? Yep, we go to the top, right? Yep. Hey, I got purple. Like that's threatening.
I got a purple remote. All right, here we go. We're at the top of the tower. Howdily we. Abrele, wey!
Whoever installed the carpet didn't even straighten it out. What is that?
Hot summer beach by Brisha T. DeAnsteter. Ay cabron, mira nom me to know my way price of greatness I have a feeling that this is all gonna end up in a cliffhanger again what is this modern art I bet you this sold for like five million lollipops this actually looks like a playing card what is this you you I told you they were gonna my boy This, ew. Ew. I told you they were gonna, my boy. That's the first thing they're taking, bro. Have you seen the statue?
It ain't got no nuts.
Oh, the lollipop.
The heart thing. Oh, wait, these are. I'm gonna have to use a drone again Wait, what am I doing? How do I how do I help him? Let's see. Hey pinch a Luna cool era Of course
Or secret room secret switch Okay, listen this is what I mean by highly unnecessary something's coming Get up bro, you're free. Wait a little shock What kind of version of hide-and-seek are we playing exactly?
No, Jets truffle toot. Oh, yeah truffle toot
Six said my hiding spot was the best one and I was still found first They're all dead, bro Is anyone ever gonna tell them we have to get out of here and find a new hiding spot before they come back
All right, how about we just jump off Here he comes
Would you look at that what do we have yeah, it's me!
Don't trust him, bro! Don't do it, Don't do it! And you, human, do you want to play hide and seek with us?
You don't want to play hide and seek against me. I'm the hide and seek champion of the world.
And now you want me to lose the game?
What?
I'm not gonna lose. And there's one thing you need to know about me.
I don't lose, I vanish 🎵 🎵 🎵
WAAAAAAA BRO
🎵 🎵 🎵
🎵 10 out of 10 writing. 10 out of 10 writing. I don't lose. I vanish. We ended up in Africa. Where the fuck are we?
I told you!
Cavanian village. There's brains on the ground.
Why?
Hey, what are you fishing? I Wait, wait, help me help me fish me
Stupid I
Thought they had boundaries. All right, which way do we go first? Let's go this way up can't go that way, okay Can we go that way? Nope can't go that way, okay. Can we go that way? Nope, can't go that way either. ¿Para donde chingados le damos, wey? The stomach of the beast will protect us. Okay, do we go this way? Yeah, this way.
Oh, we're inside the big moon guy. We're inside of its stomach.
Ay, cabrón. this one's lumpy who is this one lumpy welcome to our humble village where you can only enter from the sky I am the elder and you and your friend almost landed on my head. What my villagers think if I die such a humiliating death It'd be funny. We don't choose where we fall I assume you both want to get out of here as soon as possible
Yes, not gonna be easy. The people are quite angry with your friend What did he do? Explain more there. But first, can you help look for my crown? I saw it. It's right outside. It's right here. We can't go anywhere unless homie's wearing his crown.
There it is. Thanks. Now let's go see your friend.
Such an unnecessary task. Why is he in jail?
He's posted up too.
Okay, we'll stick with you two. Who are you? Do you want to fight? You got a reputation for yourself around here friend the ministers wear special bands on both of their wrists
Then get back to me so we can count the votes together
Only I will open the papers do not peek. I'll know if you do
Do what he wants and get me out of here, please. I just this feel like I'm in the US government now? I gotta go win some votes! Alright, let's go convince some old f**kers to be on our side. I'm looking for people with armbands. Colorful armbands. I mean, wristbands.
Uh, this guy's got a wristband. Excuse me!
Hey, you wanna help me out with something? Uh, first... You want to help me out with something? First you want to help your friend, right? Yes, I do help me and you can count on my vote. We're fishing you and I Well, just me, but you're gonna help with keeping me awake Every time I catch something it gets away because I doze off. That's where your job comes in Just poke me every time you see me starting to sleep.
I'm feeling sleepy already.
Okay. Listen, if you vote for me, I'm going to get rid of all of these people that keep coming to our village. They keep falling from the sky. They fall from the sky. It's like you've never seen it before.
Just poke me when you see me starting to sleep.
Oh, you were sleeping. You fell asleep during my speech
Okay poker Keep poking him keep poking him if all it's gonna take is
One simple poke then I'm gonna give you the greatest greatest the greatest poke you've ever felt in your life well it looks like a slow day today just like yesterday and the one before in the one before that but I appreciate your help
anyway give me the paper so I can get my vote here you go Wait, looks like I've got something. Oh, this is big
Bye But turns out that one was illegal so I made him disappear just like the Epstein list All right, let me go win some votes over here
Excuse me, excuse me. Oh wait that would speak Spanish I don't think I'm winning him over I'll give you my vote if you can bring me 10 more units of this ingredient. You can find it near the kitchen fire. They should be all over town.
Okay, I'm not gonna pretend to understand what you said, but let me introduce you to my friends from ICE. I
Think out on come at the low what even are these things I'm actually never gonna win any votes
People just keep disappearing. I don't know. I don't know why they keep disappearing. That one's gonna disappear too. Trust me. Wasn't me. Gotta collect ten of these shits, man. Homie left all of his squishy ingredients just laying on the ground like this. It's unsanitary. I think I got them all oh he's got to go through
every animation seven no this is still six it's still six he's not going that Nine. I'm missing one. Wait, I think I see it over there. Whoa, no, I can't go that way. And the thing I do for votes for votes folks for votes I do anything for votes I see it it's right there done Okay, I have the paper I hear just just put your name here, just put your name on the paper.
Put your name on the paper. I promise you it's a real paper. There's nothing fishy about that paper. Okay, I'm glad he did not read the fine print when he signed it. Now who's gonna be my final victim? I mean, voter, voter, voter. Because together we're gonna stop this invasion of people falling from the sky into our village. Wait, wait, wait, you're saying I'm- you my vote unless you help me forgive me I've decided to confess my love to the person I like the most but there's a problem I don't see very well and my
clothes got mixed up so I need you to pick a matching outfit for me are you
dumb let me pick a hat a tie and a pair of shoes of the same color I'm trusting
you with this I'm telling you right now I'm the best dressed man there is I'm trusting you with this. I'm telling you right now. I'm the best dressed man. There is time
I killed the guy for trying to steal my treasure. Oh
Yeah, I did that too here we go I got a pick a matching outfit for this fool, uh Take it on the silly head Yep, yep. Yep, and then give them uh, give them this pink thing. Whatever that is a tie And then um give them the hmm that doesn't match bro give them the finally yeah yeah thank you I'll gladly give you my vote if you're looking sharp you're looking very sharp and I want your vote Damn, I got the ankle ones too. Okay now give me your vote
She about to go propose
I've come to confess my love. Are you some kind of angel?
Nice nice nice
Okay, I've got the votes. I've got the votes am I the president of the village yet, okay? I see you got all three votes. Let's take a look all three of them. No
No Okay, I see you got all three votes. Let's take a look. All three of them. No. No. And... no. Okay, that's voter fraud. That is voter fraud!
Now I'm never getting out of here!
No, that's not entirely true. There's one final thing we can try. We have to somehow prove to the village that Flummo was not the one behind the fires.
And how are you gonna do that?
I don't know. But we can start by searching the abandoned village where the fires happened. Come with me, friend.
Either they betrayed me, or you are trying to kill us. Where are you taking me to, grandpa? Do you need a cane? Where are you going?
Pick a direction.
Oh, we're going there.
Whenever you're ready, head to the other village.
Let's go.
All right, now push him off the bridge! Push him off the bridge, no one will ever know! There's no security cameras watching him right now. We can get away with it. How far are we going? Probably like 5 meters, I mean he walks like 1 cm per second, so it's gonna take him a
while.
500 seconds to be exact. Aha! Scissors. Plant scissors. These are the scissors you use to cut plants. Let's see we got we found scissors we found, why didn't you just do this to begin with instead of locking my boy up, huh? Why didn't you just come out here and investigate yourself? Oh, there's another bridge that leads over there. What the is that?
Did I just eat that?
What is this?
Oh God.
What? Oh God What this works with the remote whatever the business is works with the remote
Okay, um and now we have coyotes they're smuggling they're smuggling them in Okay, listen get away from me Okay, yep, no, how about how about I just take you with me? Yeah, why'd you just just follow me follow, follow me all the way outside, yeah? Oh, it's just I can zap this. I can zap that with this, right?
Well, drink some water, bitch! What did you just eat? Okay, he's coming this way. Yep, but then I go this way. And then I can go over to the thing and zap it. Wait until he gets thirsty and then he's gonna go touch it
and then get electrocuted.
Uy, pendejo, cuidado.
Stop. Well, you're thirsty because you keep drinking fuel Uy, pendejo, cuidado. Stop
Well, you're thirsty because you keep drinking fuel or whatever it is you're doing. I gotta recharge my shit. Oh god. He's right there run
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait
Go on thirsty, what are you doing? I can barely run I can barely run I can barely run. Oh my god I can barely run Go I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm so dead. No, I'm not. I'm good. I'm good. Yeah. Yeah, go you bitch. Go drink go drink There's another one down there's a titty that he grabbed from down there. I thought there was only one I Got a supercharged both titties
There's multiple titties. Okay. Got it But only one of them stays charged at a time it It's just a matter of which one he picks. Is that right? Yes, look! Okay, what happens if I just let him get close to me? Yep. So he does the fire thing when he gets close to you. So his final fire thingy, he does three fire breathings.
Right? And then his final one he gets thirsty so let's let him do one down here got it okay I got it he's gonna get shocked. WHAT?! Got him. Okay, that's how you do it. Yep. Yep, you gotta get him to overload.
Oh, he's coming this way.
Shit.
What? He didn't get thirsty! Haha! Get zapped, bitch! Haha, pendejo! Come on, so thirsty! Come on so thirsty come on
Do it again Okay, this is an easy boss fight, bro, oh that titties gone Oh God, please don't kill me. Please don't kill me. Please don't kill me. Please don't kill me. Please don't kill me Thank God, okay You're a stupid dog and I bet you're gonna die with this one
Wait, he's the one who burned the village! But what was up with that red little doll? Elder, I found the answer!
Illegal dogs, sir! Illegal dogs! I guess I owe you and your friend an apology the entire village does Come with me. I'll tell the others about what happened here. They'll believe me, but at least now I'm sure myself Let's make things right
Elder we're gonna make things right I'm gonna put 25% up charge on all the fish from the village and you gotta make me president I'm having too much fun. You know what?
Hurry up elder. I ain't got all day. Now give my friend a pardon, please this okay aren't you gonna unlock it it was never locked in the first place but you're stupid you know that you're actually dumb bro you're an airhead come with me there's something I want to show you why am I scared oh right I just noticed he's in the middle.
There's something you should know about yourself, Flumbo. Flumbo? Who's that?
You are. Forget this 6C nonsense. Your real name is Flumbo, and you were robbed of your true purpose. You were created to become the superstar of the facility's cast, and this did not sit well with everybody.
Is this some kind of joke that you're both playing on me? It's not funny. Today's been confusing enough as it is.
This is the truth.
I'm not sure if you've ever seen your body fully, but this person that's in the center of the drawing on the wall?
That's you. Is that the drawing on the wall?
That's you.
Is that Seven standing next to me?
Out in the world, you see a forged version of this family portrait, because... You've simply been erased from history. But now you're back after all this time you've gone missing, and you're gonna claim what's yours. I knew the truth. So, I was thrown down here I I need some time to think we've been through a lot understandably tired friend feel free to rest in the guest house where you first woke up
so someone there who wanna work with you.
Yep, that's right. You can thank me. I've declassified the BAMBAM files. Check your house.
That sounds menacing as shit. Is this my house?
What the fuck do you want? We continue to meet in the strangest of places at the worst times.
Tell me about it!
I managed to escape that wretched prison, but they quickly found me and threw me down here. When will your reign of chaos end, I wonder? Regardless, there is an additional thing I want to show you. It sure looks like you need it.
What are you going to show me now. Morning. New day, new beginning.
Ophelia, wake up bro, I always sleep in. Lazy bitch. I don't have a clue. That is the reason I'm informing you to shut up. But I'm going to be frank. This seems like it's the end for all of us.
That can't be.
This is not how I imagined I'd die. I thought it'd be more dramatic.
I do not have a problem facing death.
I am just devastated I am facing it with you. Wow thanks. Me on the opposite hand. I'm very glad I'm dying with you guys. It's been an honor trying to find the beach together. What about you captain? Are you happy we're about to get executed? Captain? If only you paid your taxes, Captain. Goddamn taxes!
Ha ha ha ha!
Quit laughing!
What was that?
We are here. Where? Why is Badabadoo here?
Oh, I forgot this thing was here. Kick you first the monkey hey hey is that me or you who's he talking to. No, Captain, take me instead. Stop, there's nothing you can do.
Oh, it's him.
I'm sorry, Captain.
Goodbye.
It's all right.
Is that a chopping blade? He doesn't even have a head! He has no head!
Oh, I think he missed his head.
Lucky. He misses head What's that in the sky? Yeah, he's like he's gonna fall for that one
It's happening, bro? A-
A-
A giant goat dragon came from the sky and ate me? You smell smoke. Oh, the village is burning. Elder!
Elder, finally you move with a sense of here. The villagers have agreed to construct an exit for you. Consider this our apology for being both in the way of your timings.
You're good here, my friend. If only the others didn't follow a certain silver line. Take this. Show this to Batman. You'll know when to use it. Oh, what did he use?
A tape. Oh, caught in 4k. I mean caught in 480p.
Nah, be on your way. The true leader dies for this village.
Okay, dude, you can climb too, but you know all right ascended ladder no pinches mom is gay nobody nobody lean your neck forward all right I don't consent to it this is crazy the guy at the bottom is really strong to be able to support all this. He's got some crazy lats.
Back in New York! All right, what's the plan boys? You always stand so menacingly. No, idiot. more questions than ever. Who took my place? How long have I been in that closet for? Uh oh. Attention all beautiful citizens of my facility. The human fugitive is still on the run. The A 20% increase? I have the person closest and dearest to your heart right here with me as we speak. So far she's still breathing, but that's a shame because that's what I want. Yo he got yo bitch!
Both of you will make your way to me right now. I'm Jack Nugget. We're located at the secondary backstage. Have a fantastic day. Father out.
He gave you the location, bro. We gotta go. Is that Seven? We have to go!
But how do we get there? this building is called a mapping station you think we'll find something useful in there
Like what flop around while you dehydrate until you find a source of water? Pfff-what?
Let's go. The musical room. No mames, perro. Okay.
Can't see nothing.
There we go.
Ah, okay, yeah, that's very musical.
What are you doing?
What are you doing? You're just gonna stand there? Oh You're you're You're the snake the guy that the snake ate in that dream right in that sequence. What is this? What are we looking at? You have found the music room count the different musical shapes in the balls and submit your findings All employees are welcome here to relax and refresh their minds with fun activities. Okay, so we got eighth notes a sixteenth note eighth note eighth note a
Sixteenth note. So three eighth notes two sixteenth notes four eighth notes also an eighth note eighth note Sixteenth note eighth note Wait, yeah, but that's what it says right there. Yeah. Yep. Yep. It starts from here. This is where the X starts on the map then it goes to
double sixteenth single Double sixteenth Then it goes to double 16th single Double 16th Single and that puts us right there and then where there's a divide which is this guy we cross over in the divide We come down this way, and then we go that way like that. Okay, so it would be 16th eighth this this one, then eighth.
And then it comes down... Through the divide this way, and it goes to this one. Uh-huh, and then it just goes around, so double eighth, single eighth.
And that should do it. Yes! Uh-huh, and then it just goes around so double eighth single eighth and
That should do it. Yes Okay. Oh God oh God, come on. I gotta do it again six and a half hours late finally Yes, yes Yes! Yes! Bro, I did it.
I did it.
Come on. Let's get out of here. What's it say? The map is being flushed away. Looks like you activated something. Let's see. It looks like some kind of a map. You can't see it? Instance of case 104 of type 5 is required for access.
Okay, I see where the vat area is. It's not too far. Let's go. We have no time to waste.
Wait, did I- I mean I did it right of course but luckily that one didn't take me too long to figure out can you go in here open this door did we really need a map to figure out that we needed to go through those double gates this way bro I've seen these buttons before they need to be held down by a lot of weight to activate
I'll stand here you cross hold it open from the inside then I'll go
Okay, stay on it and then I go
Come on
What's happening your thing isn't working Come on Yeah, that kind of happens when you start getting really old I told you I'll see if I can find a way around Okay, he's gonna leave me here by myself some wait wait wait wait wait wait some bullshit's gonna come out over there Bro you better hurry up. Oh wait Ah, more shits. Okay. Bambam's picnic. Bambam's lost.
Help him find his friends at every part of the park? Bambam walks into a park and finds this fool. Continues into the park and finds the sheriff and this guy. Oh I gotta be quick I don't know them by their names how am I supposed to... I don't need them by their names! How am I supposed to- Wait, I don't need them by their names, stupid. This one.
This one. And this one. Done. Then he finds... Doo-doo! Okay.
Why is this one his friend? Oh, there's gonna be five of them now. Hurry up. Uh-huh, uh-huh.
Done. Oh shit. All right, it's getting harder now. Go from like first appearances, yeah? Orange, green... Mm yeah orange green I'm doing them backwards and then this one this one and the doctor yes that's not too bad so as it'll make me do it twice we're good okay we've got this one this one this one this one this one this one this one what else what else what else what else what else and the spider
that's it Bambam loved the picnic he didn't invite a flambo though flambe whatever his name is now you're suffering with me. You're gonna watch this You're gonna watch this Yep, I want you to watch this Amazing gameplay 10 out of 10
mhm mhm mhm
mhm yep
Here we go Yep Yep. Here we go. Yep. yep mm-hmm which one am I missing shit I did them backwards and backwards and Okay, we did it. Thank God. Is that you bro? What the is that? What the is that? Oh my God.
What was that? Oh my god, what was that? Flambeau!
Which way do I go?
There's lollipops on the ground. Why?
That thing is creepy dude.
Correle wey. Oh
Cora leeway, oh you been there go go to the cabron. Oh my god. Get Chinga losses. It's away Oh What is this game open the door Oh this right here hurry up hurry up stupid It's over it's over oh I did it I escaped Chingun flamboyant Chingaos is that way go up and then left hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry he's coming this way
Go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go
there
Ah, we got the coyotes again
Run bitch. Okay. I got some pink. I found some pink. This is good.
She's right behind me.
I swear Mully has a dog that looks like that. Nope, doesn't work. Oh, it's for that. Gotcha. Very slow. Oh, I gotta go around. It says I have to go around it. I read the thing. It said go around. Oh my **** He's getting faster. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. I put a leg way
In here in here
It said go do something else are you kidding me? Why is it not open? Why is it not open? Why was it not open? Is it glitched? Don't tell me the thing is glitched. It says it's open Okay, it's open Go go shut the door What the fuck? How? Okay, here we go, how do you close the door? How do you close it got it that's it I supin chamada way
That's how you close the door anybody asks you did this bitch
What was that? I?
Don't know on your comes a coyote with your stupid little ears you think you're so perfect you and your human friend you're not better than any of us I will be. You can be sure of that.
Okay, Gardener, bye-bye.
Nobody escapes my fire.
What was that about? Let's go, the place is right this way.
All right. Alright! Are you ready?
Oh. It's a trash compactor place.
Are you gonna betray me? What the f*** is that?
Do you see him?
The map points to this building.
But do you see that?
Oh shit.
Oh I don't have the pink thing. Bitch, where are you going? Move! Bro, are you kidding me? Where'd you go?
There was a door down there. Find a way to get this elevator going. The map shows the entrance to the VAT areas on one of the upper floors.
Okay, muchachos, I just came in this room and I got swarmed by a bunch of lobsters.
Oh.
Our beautiful family. I killed your mom My name is Eddie by the way What does that say Frumoisa Nuestra Familia, I don't know what frumoisa means might be Portuguese or Italian I don't know it might mean our beautiful family Oh, there's more of you. Where did you come from? Oh, there's
Don't tell me you want me to be your mother now I know my hand is really really red, but that's for a different reason bro. It's not because I'm one of you Okay, um, I'm gonna name you Pedro Pancho Laloalo, Pedrito, Panchito, Lalito. And then over there, who do we have over here?
We have Georgina, Luis, Maria Lydia, and the little one is gonna be named Francisca. Hey, buddy. Let's go on our first trip We're gonna go shop at Ross for new clothes for all of you. Come on
Yep Andale
Francisca Luis come on. No, you can't stay back and play fortnight. Come on. We're going this way. Oh wait, actually Nope, never mind. Never mind. Go back inside. Go back inside. Go back inside.
Cabrones. There's ICE agents here.
Go.
They're doing a raid at Ross.
This way.
Hey! Pfft.
Pfft.
Pfft.
Pfft. Gabby I got my children look oh wait you brought my real child oh yeah you left it in here somebody did that she's my happy lady oh my happy little lady what's it what are their crabs on your screen there's are they lobsters don't ask questions I killed their mom and now they want me to be their dad yes bye baby girl adios mi amor melody look at your new uh lobster brothers and sisters. I took them to Ross but ice was having a raid so we came back inside. We live in a pretty bad part of town.
The whole building's run down.
Try Marshall's next.
Lalo and Panchito, please get out the way.
There's probably a switch back here somewhere.
Pedro, Pedro, Pedro, Pedro, Pedro, Pedro, Pedro, Pedro, Pedro, Pedro, Pedro, Pedro, There's probably a switch back here somewhere. Pedro! Stop chasing me! Ay, estos niños ya me tienen hasta el tope. I don't know what I'm going to do with all of you.
Move!
Oh, there's a note. Earlier this week we have managed to successfully recreate the process of turning cases into Case 20B by applying the technology and methods of printing genetic codes into Type 5 components that are detailed in the schematics of Case 20, Type 5, thinking we had finally achieved ultimate obedience of the cases we celebrated too soon. Cases that classify as Case 20B are indeed very much imperfect and should not be created
on a large scale. It would be a huge waste of resources. While cases of 20B do exist, total obedience to the owners of the genetic code printed onto their components, they also exhibit severe signs of physical vulnerability. Overriding their type 5 components causes their clay shell to become much more frail and vulnerable to penetration. While in this weakened state, many cases remain extremely dangerous to humans,
they stand no real chance in a purely physical fight against another Gevanium-based body of equal strength. We await instructions on how to proceed. The scepter. Oh, it's back here in the entrance, dude. En serio, cabron?
Okay, this door finally opened.
Get out the way.
Cabron. Ya no te voy a decir otra vez. Te voy a quitar tu Nintendo Switch 2.
You too.
Francisca.
Get your brothers out the way. Oh my god.
Quítense wey.
All right, stop following me now. Go back. I don't want to be your mom anymore. Oh wait, I didn't mean it. I didn't mean that. That was mean. Oh wait, I didn't mean it. I didn't mean that, that was mean.
Oh, what now? I have to do something four times. Another puzzle.
What?
What was that? What was that? Oh, it's a memory game. How many tries do I get? Okay, that's... Is that for the whole thing? Does that carry over? Does it give you reset my tries? Thank you. Okay, that's not too bad. That's not too bad It's not too bad, okay. All right. I think I got it. I think I got it. Yeah, that's this one this one Yep, this one this one
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. This one this one. Nope. I shit. I got that one wrong damn. It was this one and this one yep, and then Yep that one and that one mm-hmm Yep, yep, yep this one and that one mm-hmm mm-hmm Damn, I got good memory It was ever since I played that stupid little game with the queen, finding the queen when I was in jail. Yeah, yeah, yeah, your dad was gambling, little lobsters.
I swear every time I look, there's more of you.
Whoa!
I'm sorry, I didn't mean that. Electroshock therapy is probably gonna do some damage to your little lobster brain. Guaranteed, almost. Okay, this is- okay. Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright. Hold up, hold up, hold up. I didn't get a chance to see because you guys are in my way.
This one and this one. Oh, God. Okay, yeah, this one's- I don't remember anything else beyond this. Alright, alright, alright. AHHHHH! Where?! Oh my god. I'm gonna f*** this up. No! Wrong one! Shit.
Oh my god. Okay okay that one I remembered that one okay see once I get it going it's fine my way man no one shit yep that one in the middle and then this one uh-huh oh I did it all right good it's only gonna get harder so can y'all get out of my way por favor okay here we go take a a look. Take a look. Take a look. Take a look. Take a look Okay This one and that one. Mm-hmm and then this one and this one no, no, it was this one and there was these two Yep, okay the rest I don't remember. Oh
Nice nice nice fine nice find yep Luis you're in my way, pendejo Yep, okay good that one and there what's that?
Oh
Oh Oh Nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice shit
Okay Okay, okay
All right, all right, all right, all right, here we go, here we go. All right, I did it I did it it's over It's over. It's over. It's over. Maybe chingo de toques, pero lo easy companies, but you man come with a Baja super So you know chingo nada, give me this me this all right finally go on the elevator I'm gonna say carona's those bangers about a guy come on let's go please please no I don't want to say goodbye no no I know I know I know but I don't want I don't want to it's too soon okay you promise you'll take care of him
and little Francis got to as long as you promise you'll take care of him? And little Francisca too? Okay. As long as you promise, bro.
Okay.
Goodbye, cabrones! I love you! Ah, f***. So sad. Nah, don't stare. Don't watch me leave.
Luis!
Luis! My little lobster family! States similar shouldn't he care for me just as much
What was sorry what'd you say bro I was saying bye to my little lobster family
You said something important because the music's going wild but I feel like that was more important than this I Not trying to take take your spotlight away from you even though it's shining very brightly on you right now But I miss them already take us to the finale man. Come on. Come on. I can feel it I have a feeling some bullshit's gonna happen. You're gonna die This has high concentration of of... oh god. What now? What now? Hey yo, don't pull up on me like that bro. Me and my little lobsters man I felt like their lobster mom for a second their lobster dad no like hugging them all like this what have I become ever since I had a kid I've grown soft what the man are you guys making salsa salsa verde oh there they
are
no no you wouldn't I knew you wouldn't be able to hold back. Seven, I'm getting you out of there.
Let me at him.
I know everything now. I was going to replace you, Six. And so you locked me away where no one could find me.
I got orange.
And how exactly are you going to save the world with this information? Good question. That's a good question.
With the press of a button, I'll make you never see Seven again. Just give yourself up, Flumbo. To be blunt, we need parts of you. And only then, maybe I'll let seven go if she isn't also
needed of course
Just do as he says flumbo. It's what's best for everyone shut up, bro. Never you both already taken enough from me
Well, you're already here. I might as well just go ahead and do it.
No.
Seven! No! Is that a projector? Play the thing that the elder gave you!
Why are we watching a movie when your girl is literally in an acid tub?
Projector. Turn that off! a movie when your girl is literally in an acid tub projector wait why let's
watch it
why are we what this she's hurting her skin is dissolving by the minute! What are we watching? He's just running experiments on Six. You're the reason I'm like this?
Why would you do that?
At the time, you were just another random case to me. I didn't know you'd become my favorite experiment, but we can try to reverse it favorite experiment
Oh God knew this would happen one day of all my creations you were the most fascinating It's a shame. I won't see Wait, who was that there was someone watching There's one thing you need to know about me six I'm not the perfect version of you that they wanted me to be And you're not as imperfect as they want you to think I'm just better at controlling my anger
Stand next to the projector What oh shit What? Oh shit! He turned Super Saiyan!
There's no way. This is what I used to think it was like when I played with my little wrestlers This is what was going on in my imagination with my little wrestling toys Hey, yo Yeah, good one red good one good one Both of them just fell in the tub.
Uh.
And then I just exit. I'm sorry what? Yeah, you know what? I'm gonna go downstairs. I'm gonna pass by that tub because I kind of want to see if any of them pop out. All f***ed up looking.
Nope, can't go that way. Ah, here we go. Chingon.
Got it.
Not again.
Wait, what?
My real babies? Who the f*** is Brushida and- You moved like smoke. Silent, choking, inevitable. And I quote her, You need me as much as I need you. Trust me.
Now, the rules change. I'm sorry. I
Don't even know what to say anymore Thank you so much for watching Garden of Badman the anti-devil I see why they call it the anti-devil because the blue guy is the red guys Anti-devil 999 remember that but if you enjoyed this video Leave a like let me know down in the comments what you want to see next. I don't know how we are on number nine I went to a store the other day and I saw they had actual toys of this All right, maybe I'm just getting old I don't know what's going on all right these are terrible games
But I try to make it fun for you guys. I hope you enjoyed it. That's it for me But I try to make it fun for you guys. I hope you enjoyed it. That's it for me I love y'all, and I'm gonna see you next time. Bye
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