The Wildest Fighting Game is Still Hilarious

Welcome back to half sword.I haven't played this game for a while But it officially got a very big update a while ago, and it didn't get great reviews There's a lot of problems optimization wasn't great I think they switched engines or something like that since then they've made some changes They've listed the community and it's better now.So I'm here to play it after all this time if you don't remember me playing this Look at I'm actually grabbing him by the day.It's that game.It's the weird combat realistic medieval type simulator They changed a lot this menu is way different than what I'm used to used to just be like a guy So I think I was supposed to do progression or abyss.Did I ever make a video on abyss?

I feel like I did.Well, you know what?We'll do both I don't really want to mess around in free mode if you guys want to see me do that though And you really enjoy this video leave a like on this to let me know that you want to see more of this game It is a blast every time I play it and I know you guys enjoy it too.Let's check out progression Holy crap, there's cinematics They updated the sh** out of this.Okay.Boring.

Let's skip that, shall we?I appreciate - Damn.I look like I am off a 16 -day bender of mead.And, like, wow.I am not doing - Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,stature.

Let's crank that up.You know what?No, we'll be it.We'll be a quick striking small warrior I think that's smart probably isn't what up in keeper.Oh, why it's not even Christmas, bro.What's wrong with you?

Why the Sun look like that?Why he looking sus bro.He look like he knows something speak with the merchants trade thy gear thy belongings lie safe within the chest for coin and glory in battle seek the jester I think I know where he is.He just laughed and shouldst thou need aught else come to me, bro Stop with this all Shakespearean nonce.Oh my god.There's a whole tree of nonsense burn stamina to grow your muscles, bro There's progression in like your character, too.

We're going crazy.Hold on Should I just go fight off rip trade?Let's trade.I'd like to do I have pants.Why did that go?Go sell me glass shirts.

Let's just jump into a fight.Here we go Oh my god, you can earn money!Cellar Champion, Slums Brawl, and Cellar Duel.Are we just doing fisticuffs, dude?Like, I'll jump into it.Oh my god, this - First rule, don't talk about it.

First rule, don't talk about it.I'm gonna - Dude, I'm gonna - Oh my god, I'm ready to - Oh man, you're in for it.You are a tall man, I'm just gonna bonk you on the head.Like Mario.My stomach!

Right in the nuts!Kill him!

Yeah, buddy, what are you gonna do now?

This looks brutal!

I killed him.No, he's alive.I didn't kill him YouTube.He's fine.Tell dude.I just got 20 20 shekels for beef Yeah, I don't want nothing to do.

Yeah, I'm like it.I'm like just pick the next one stay inside the circle Okay, I can win this I can win this.Oh You fool dummy.You're stupid Don't stab mePlease.I have so much to live for How much money are you getting for this?

Oh?I gotta be stumbling.Oh, you're done now buddy save my soul what I'm so there's a lot going on here Am I just supposed to rest let's heal for five five shekels back to full health Let's get back into it sell a retribution $30.Let's kill this guy you think I'm gonna let him get away with this Yeah, you're going down, buddy.I'm gonna swing Okay, okay been a while since I played the game, okay, so I don't remember a lot of things I might have to do some training here.You know what we're we're dying.

We're just dying.We're giving up that character He clearly wasn't meant to be okay.That's how you let go I figured out how to grab all right.We're good All I needed to figure out was how to grab I'm ready to go all right, so we're back at the beginning Let's go to slums doubles.

Let's let's try and get apart Keep my feet on the ground, what do you mean?

Oh, look at this map!Wait, wait a minute, wait a minute.Where's my partner?Hold on, this is bullshit!Die.Oh, you're so lucky, buddy.

I'm gonna swing on me.Uh -oh, I'm in the middle of a shark's nest.Nest?

Oh, I fooled your ass with that one!Yeah!

You stu - Oh, we're still going, round two, huh?My my god, I've created a book.Look how beautiful it is out here though Like let's go take a look found me at the bottom of a river and put 26 gold shekels on me We still want that's what's important there people.That was a beautiful map.Let's go back to the cellar We need redemption my mall now that I know how to swing this.Wait a minute.

Okay.Okay.Okay.We're back I forgot there was slow -mo in this first person.All right, here we go I remember how to do this.You ready to get your fuckin' world rock, dude?

You ready for this shit?Look, I'm gonna bitch slap ya.BOP!Dude, I don't have my own strength.Hey man, you good?Hey bro.

I'm gonna try and find you help.Okay, sorry, that - Oh, here's a table.Sorry.Hold on.We gotta do this, and then - What am I doing, dawg?What the fu - Okay.

Let's do this!Oh, shit!Alright, alright.Are you the same guy?I think I just beat your ass.That's it, I win.

Don't get up, man.Don't get up, bro.What are you doing, bro?I'm grabbing a barrel.I'm hitting you on the head with it.Ow.

I just punched the barrel.I hated your ass That's ridiculous.I won the match.They should have game.I literally killed myself with a barrel.You're done, buddy Just one punch them.

Give me this.Can I give you this?Give me this pot?Give me this.Can I grab this?Can I use this against him?

That'd be awesome.I'm gonna stop before I kill my - Damn, bro.Are you good?Oh, he's moving.You're good.You're good, bro.

You're good.You're good.Let me just slam your head in this.Hi, dude.Come on.We just - We gotta - We gotta - You're not winning this, man.

You're not.I know - I know every little trick in the book.Look, I'm pointing at you.Hey, stupid.He grabbed onto me!Hey, get off!

Get off!Get off of me!I win.There's a dot there's a way to dodge and I'm forgetting how to do that Don't bother writing your comments cuz I'm gonna figure it out nor do I need that.Holy shit.Are you dead?

You're about to be When you went up the circle stupid dummy, I'm just gonna keep pushing them out that's my plan oh shit He's out of the circle.

He's out.He's out.

This is bullshit.Get up get up before he does push him out Oh my god.Oh my I'm sorry.I'm sorry.I'm sorry Relax had to close his mouth.What am I doing to him dog?

I got it.I got to stop putting people in these positions, man This is bad.I'm gonna get canceled bro.Look out.All right, man.Nice idiot fair fight.

Oh Shit, okay.Okay you all I won.Oh, oh damn.I'm caked up to look at me.Look at me posing up I got $12 for all that.I've got $12 for six rounds That's correct slums bridge.

What is this?Oh hell nah.Well, he fell first.Yesdidn't hit next fight in time enough.That's in enough time in time dead.

I hit my brain again I'm dead on the ground.All right, we got a cellar duel here.Okay.All right.We got it We got our mallet.Can I use this at all?

I feel like if I could use this it would be incredible Okay, that's not good that's really bad Get away from me. I'm not I'm not a sheep.I'm not a sheep.Give me this you're dead.I'm gonna kill you Oh, you're lucky Oh my god, there's oh Six rounds with the mall I could do it as long as I hit him home run right here This is not a good start at all.Oh god Damn I might have killed him with that.Oh, he's good.

He's fine.Look.He's right back up.He has an axe though.Oh god I'm so excited to see the new arenas too because there's a lot of stuff in this game.I just haven't seen yet There we go, there we go, we're good.

There we go.Okay last round.Oh my god.He's got sick pants.I'm stealing This guy's quick he's fast he's quick and fast not fast enough though.Give me your pants.

Give me those Give me your pants.I want them.Can I buy anything to make myself better right now?No, I don't think I can unless hold on craft armor or trade.Let's see if this guy's got anything.Okay, here we go could buy a flail let's try the flail out dude I'm feeling good about the flail I'm really excited for this can we let's hit seller champion with the flail I'm gonna swing this thing like a madman oh I'm catching someone right in the lip

Please please I just got this don't hit me in the butt, please.

Oh my god.Nope.I'm getting up.You can't stop me You can't stop me.Oh my god.Do I get it back?

I still have it.We're good.We're good We can win that again settle retribution same guy.We just got to catch him We got to catch him with a little wow, you know, he's got a fucking hit him in the side of the mouth Look at this.Okay.Good luck.

Good luck.Okay.I'm not liking the flail much.It's It's not very flail -y There we go.There we go.Oh Back off, dude.

Oh, oh, oh, oh What am I wrong with me bro, so I got $30 For going back after getting my ass beat bro bridge.It's time for bridge redemption.I have the I have the distance You won't be able to get to me. I'm gonna knock him off immediately approach fool Thought what a dangerous place to have a fight bro.Look out.Look how weak these fences are I could just knock these things down.Someone should look into that.

I'm falling I'm currently I gotta I gotta get out of here.Oh, come on, buddy.Come on.See what happens Yeah, you're done.See ya.This might be the easiest level actually, you know, as long as I don't kill myself on it I should be good.

Come on, man And you're done.I like this weapon.

This weapon's amazing.

What the hell is hire muscle?Bro, I could just hire you people.Bro, I could just hire this guy?Let's put him on the team.In fact, let's put the whole, let's put the whole damn team on bro.Let's buy everybody.

Yeah, y 'all coming with me.We're gonna, we're gonna roll up.Yeah, we're gonna roll up.We're gonna roll up people.Uh, use mercenaries players.to pay you to pay him for a day I only have 20 all right dude.

This is the sick guy with the pants.He's gonna work for us We're gonna give him 12 work for us for a day.We're gonna make some money come on man me and you all right Let's uh oh I have them for two days, and I see I understand okay, so I just gave him $12 I gave him a raise a little advance.Yeah fight him.Yeah.Yeah, this seems unfair though like I feel like I feel like I could just win On a - wait, don't - don't falter now.

Bro, I paid you $12!

I'll do it.Gotta do everything myself in this town.That's alright, man, you recover.I got you.Oh shit.Oh my god.

Yeah, you're done, buddy.You're done.You're done.Oh!Cracked him!Dude, what do I pay you for?

Get out of here.Knocked your little hat off.That's mine now, give me that.I'm so - what the f - Yeah!Take all my flights!Fight everybody for me!

You can win this.Don't - don't step out of the circle.Don't step out of the circle.Keep him away from me. I don't want any part of him.Just push him out.Yeah!

All right.He won!What are you doing to him?Bro, just finish him, bro.There you go.His feet are still in there.

You gotta get - You really - You let him back into the fight, dog.You just absolutely let him - Oh, you kicked him!

I forgot you could kick!How do you kick?

Camera.Oh my god.Thank you for teaching me this, man. I appreciate it.Thank you for reminding me how much there is to this game.Thank you.Let me rub my feet on him.

Oh, in case I'm running the nuts.Yeah, me and you together, man.We're the best.See, you just tank hits.You don't even care.Beggar tourney?

Oh, we're so in.Seven rounds?We can win that.Oh, $74.Come on, baby.That's almost minimum wage.

Let's go.It's only me, though.Oh, I forgot to hire him.Shit.Oh, shit.I'm in this alone.

That's fine.I can win.I can win this.I can win this.Look at this.Nice.

That's one round.Come on, buddy.

Ooh.My dude, this thing is insane.I could just play distance and swing it around.

Oh my god This would have totally been my weapon of choice in the past.

Oh, he's back doubles.

Here we go One guy already down we win dude.We literally win.Oh, I'm just styling on him Beating his ass.Yeah spank him.Yeah, get up man.We win.

That's it man.Good job.Here we go Right in the ribs.Oh right in the face Oh We win man we win mean you I'm so glad I paid you $12 man.This is incredible I'm so glad you're around.Oh shit.

Oh, we got another guy oh Yeah, you could kill that guy to finish him off.Yeah.Yeah, go ahead damn, bro, bro.He's done tired yourself out man.Good job We're just gonna scam this tournament dude, we're gonna win 74 who's on my team Back of the I got your back man. I got your back.Look out.

Sorry.Yeah, gang up on him gang up on him.Yeah Yeah, don't lose boss.Yeah, I took off your hat.Sorry about that Tag them tag them again.Oh Shit there's a big guy nice.

We're gonna work on this guy together.Oh right in the neck.Yeah get him.Ohget him.

Nice boys.

Good work Like a bunch of demons just jumping all over come on.We peasants now, baby.We're no longer beggars.We're peasants What guys I can't I can't pay all of you.I spent $38 on Lucas.Ah shit.

Oh Let's pay Lucas one because he's worth a lot and I feel like he'll actually be used Useful to have we got to keep our boy around here and Lorenz.He kind of came in clutch every run Was it even Lorenz?Who did I pay?I don't even think he's around no more.I think he left He took his winnings and he left I respect it though We'll run a forest carnage because we got one day left with our boys here and I feel like we'll need them What does carnage mean?Dude, this looks beautiful.

Holy shit.Wait, are my boys in here?Oh Live horse reaction dead horse reaction actually Are you guys on my team?Doesn't matter, I'm killing you both.You seem to have your sickle stuck in his...I'll remember this.

Bro.Ooh!My god!Oh!We win.That's it.

I like this forest map.It's so beautiful.Oh, there you are!Let's get in there, man.Come on.You got that or...

It looks like you're get...Hey.Damn.Um.Yo.Yo, I'm gonna need that 12 gold back, dawg.

That shit was embarrassing.You better get up and start fighting again.I'm not helping you win this.As he's currently dominating this guy.Holy shit.That stupid hat.

Oh!Please!Please!I beg you!No!No!

He fell!He fell!He fell!We can do this!We can do this!Get up!

Get up!Get up!Get up!Get up!Get up!Get up!

Get up!

Okay, I lost.I didn't die.Oh, God.I can't afford you guys anymore.Guys, I'm gonna have to let you go.I can't - I can't afford you.

This is brutal.You know what?No, you guys, you're good.We'll just run you until you're - until you're done.I'm not paying you anymore.It's fine.

I'm not worried about it.Okay.Clearly, I was bested by that, so let's swap to the pitchfork and see what happens.Let's get a little stabby in this bitch, you know?We'll never know what happens.What the hell's a mover?

We'll try that.Bye, man. I'm gonna need a better performance out of you this time, because it was a - Wait, how do you shit?How do you wait?How do you charge with it?It's gonna be a problem.What if I just aim high and stab?

Okay, that worked.I got his attention.That's for sure.Okay.Oh No, oh no, this is bad bad bad bad stab.Oh, oh, oh Okay, we got the strat.

Here we go.We just can't let him get up close.You better stay back Stay back.You see what I just did to your boy back there.You see that?Yes, that was if I stabbed the hornets nest Nothing good probably.

I gotta get out of here.I'm getting stung.Oh my god Can I use that rock to kill someone?Hold on.We have to try that, right?Dude, I gotta bludgeon this guy.

I have to do this.You guys understand, right?

Can't swing it very fast.

Oh my god!Oh, he's down to fists!I'm pushing him with my right hand!Oh!Give me the rock.We're not done with him.

I'll just drop it on him.There we go.Great.Where my weap - Oh no.ASAP.ASAP.

ASAP.Uh, surely there's another weapon around here, right?Did my pitchfork still here?Shit!Horse!Horse, do you have anything?

I don't wanna grab the -That's it.I can't I can't save my soul after that.Sure.I can that's a video game Reese.Oh, I'm dead dead Oh my god, this is the abyss section.

Uh, uh, I think better than these I'll use this I guess Oh, what the hell that's new.Hey, you're fucking walking dead, bro Feeling there's more where that came from.

Oh My god little asshole get rid of me.Let go.

Is he good?Now he's alive.I can't hit him.I can't hit him.I can't hit him.I'm a bit.

I'm a bit.I'm fucking I'm scary.I'm scared.

Oh Die die, please.

Oh Oh God, okay, we're good.Hey, what's in here?It's been half -sword again great game You try to open one casket in hell, bro And you get stuck your foot gets stuck in it and then you fly across the room and die to a zombie who comes out of nowherefucking darkness Half sword you want more of this game leave a like if you want me to I'm gonna play the progression mode again I don't know bro, or do I do I just play the abyss let's do one round of a business see what happens I think in this I don't know if damn.It's a rough life for my ass.Oh, did they completely change the way it worked oh?

Surely I could beat someone with a ribcage.This is why we stuck around, you know?Like, and a ribcage and a little... double trouble right here, look at me.So then the old one used to be like, you would fight other human types in here?I hear him.Oh, hell nah.

My god!They're actually zombies!Oh my god!Oh my god!Yeah, bro, Halfsword.If you want me to play more of this game, leave a like and subscribe to the channel.

But I hope you guys had fun, like you always do on these videos.And anyone that's new to the channel, I'm sorry for what you just watched, bro.That was brutal.I didn't think they bit.Nah, bro, what are you - Stop.Don't even try to - It's outro time, man.

Quit trying to do your own thing, game.Alright?Thank you for watching.Subscribe to the channel if you're new and enjoy the content.Because, you know, why not?You're already probably coming back anyway.

And leave a like and all that good stuff.Thank you.Bye.