Transcribe all your audio with Cockatoo

Blazing fast. Incredibly accurate. Try it free.

Start Transcribing Free

No credit card required

This Game Made Me Lose My Mind… (Fever Meme)

This Game Made Me Lose My Mind… (Fever Meme)

CaseOh

226 views
Watch
0:00

Wait, why the meme is the first game I've ever finished and released on Steam? Why did they truly hope you enjoy? Why does it actually say that? Does it put your IP on the screen? I'm dead serious. Copyright music? No, no, no, no. No, uh-uh.

0:55

Don't play with me. I If I get doxxed it's on y'all lock in Lock in If it puts my IP and my butt cheek pictures on the screen, it's y'all's fault Yeah, I'm getting doxxed. I Can already tell. I can already tell.

1:31

Did you wash your hands? Always. I've never ever used the restroom without washing my hands. Never. No, we're putting that on on cinematic you got me messed up GG fever meme

1:56

July 4th 1946 Salvador here will guide you through the tutorial. Oh

2:32

Yo truly with a thousand bits a case I work as elementary school teacher My students are always quoting you during class. So I had to come to your stream and see if they were on about Anyways, my students have been really crazy this week and I won't listen Can you say something to make them listen? Hey y'all best listen to miss C Okay, or there's gonna be problems. You're gonna get banned from the stream So you best listen to mrs. C. Okay. Thank you

2:52

You're welcome

2:55

Okay, thank you Celeste you'll appreciate that oh Wow the movement speed kind of whoa the sensitivity is insane. I got turn that down y'all know the drill

3:10

But that that's good

3:15

See you guys alberta little finale man contra la saggy

3:24

Okay, thank you.

3:27

Hey. All right, the first actual map of the game. Good luck. Have fun.

3:55

Where's my instructions? I thought you said there was a tutorial. Oh in the in the the uh the trailer for the game they tried to make you think you couldn't go over here but you actually just jump on the lava and you can walk across it. Idiots! You ain't getting me with that I watched the trailer buddy what did that

4:28

say

4:31

yo stagnant with the five thank you announcer guy are you gonna say something also also in the trailer when they jumped on this it moved and it went to over here so I'm gonna jump over here because I know that's where it goes

5:12

Nice jump, I guess are you dead serious?

5:23

There ain't no way you about to do that every time are you kidding me you can't be for real oh it worked oh this is easy what you talking about here's where it was told you idiot you ain't getting me second level down bro come on I thought I was gonna rage quit this game. What you talking about this easy? The IQ is unreal

5:58

You were impaled by a flying bed of spikes how quirky

6:27

how do you expect me to get there in time I'm there dude go backwards no way ban everybody in

6:47

Mod everybody in here That's to me oh Oh my goodness, I know your tricks now idiot

7:39

Careful you should really watch your step. Alright, now I see how it's going to be. Now I see how it's going to be.

7:40

Now I see where this is going.

7:41

Now it's all good.

7:42

Now it's all good. No, it's all good. Come on, I know what to do now. Easy, I know these tricks. The next one, they have a lava. I got two ahead of myself. Let me relax. Let me relax. I got ahead of myself.

8:23

Let me relax. I'm good. Five gifted yeah minus five gifted but I ain't reading that. Do I just run ahead now?

8:40

I'm there. That's too easy! How many levels in this game? Like five? I'm almost done. This easy money. Whoops, I had the gravity turned off.

9:33

Okay, it's back on this time. Is it? Okay. Thank you. I thought he was lying. Not going to lie, I thought he was lying. That's too easy, oh my goodness! Can I jump over those?

10:02

No! It is heavily implied that you were eviscerated by a saw blade.

10:12

Shut up man! Easy, get off me. Oh

10:39

You can't be serious. Oh

10:43

I had to wait good one, buddy

10:45

Good one How many levels is that Oh, I had to wait good one buddy good one How many levels is that like five Hey What What you mean What? What do you mean? Huh?

11:20

Randomly choose what? Yeah, I was in the middle of a jump. That's not gonna happen. What? Okay.

12:05

You're starting to scare me a little bit, big dog. I'm not going to lie.

12:07

You need to relax. Thank you. You...

12:19

You really going to start me over after you interrupted me in of my jump don't let it happen again Dev did that fake door knock sound get you killed while you were afk I sure hope so Hey, don't don't don't you start this hey Don't you start this messing with my PC stuff. Don't don't you do it? Bro, stop. Stop!

13:12

I'll do that one. Easy level. Yo, what is happening? Wait, let me make sure my PC's actually not getting cooked in the background.

13:21

Hold on.

13:24

Trojan virus installing. Your PC will explode in five minutes. We good. This looks very easy, I'm not gonna lie.

13:47

Lava is indeed hot.

13:56

Dude are you kidding me? No I don't! There's no way you're gonna get your- no! Bring the platforms back! Don't do this!

14:03

No!

14:04

Bring me my platforms back I don't need to walk across this thing. You got me bro I missed one time and now you just want to give me a shortcut across I fear you got me messed up Bring my platforms back, dude

14:22

One time?

14:27

No, I'll get my platforms back.

14:39

Really?

14:41

Dude, I missed the first time I tried it and you're really gonna do this? I've beaten only up all these other ones and you really... I I jumped again thinking it was gonna make it go in and it just took off All right, bruh, that's all good I'm mad yet they are they are missed they are they are crazy for this right here That sound was not there before.

15:49

What?

15:50

One more. Why you kill me? What's my death counter at?

16:28

Had to jump off

16:53

The thing is it's unavoidable deaths this ain't my fault chat these are unavoidable deaths here, okay Dude, dude. Take me up.

16:54

Take me up!

17:02

Uh-uh

17:06

There's no way there's no way they would give me a level this simple. There's no way There's actually no shot. They'd give me something this simple. Oh

17:22

Beware of spiders by the way

17:58

What's that yellow line do I gotta jump over the line. Oh man.

18:02

Oh my goodness quit with those spiders. That needs to be the only spider level not gonna lie. What is this? Why I'm doing red means Yo, you can stop with that attitude like stop seriously You can stop with the attitude breath Oh

18:27

Queen You can stop with the attitude, bruh. Oh. Clean!

18:35

Okay, I can do this. Get ahead of myself, that's my fault. I was not moving sir Queen Queen I Beautiful! Too easy. Easiest level yet yet matter of fact what's going on

20:12

buddy it's gonna take more than that No way! I got it.

20:49

I got it. Chad, I got it.

20:51

Oh my goodness. Oh

21:29

My goodness I was in flow state dude Bro That's how you like jump rope. I'm about to get mad, but I'm not gonna. Go from the left wall to the right. Your band. Is that actually the way to do it?

22:59

I was right there. Oh my goodness. I was right there. Oh well this is awkward. It would appear that you've taken so long to beat this map that the turrets actually ran out of ammo. Honestly, I don't even know who this is more embarrassing for. You or me. Let's just, uh, let's just agree not to talk about it after this if um

23:29

Is there a fire behind me?

23:48

You know what devs thank you for that. Thank you

23:58

That's also that's also ridiculous I was literally one or two attempts away from beating that right there That's that's that's ridiculous And I'm on top of that y'all literally took the platforms away the first time I messed up that lava jump for real GG it's a memory game What? What? One.

24:26

Two. Three. Four. Five. Six.

24:36

Seven.

24:44

Eleven. Twelve. One... Two...

24:49

Three...

24:52

Four...

24:55

Don't touch the yellow line? I'm not! The same thing's happening when I cross it, you dummies. Y'all over here calling me dumb. When it's three go to four. No! Wait, the line disappeared.

25:27

Yes!

25:29

I'm cooking!

25:32

I'm cooking!

25:35

I did it! I'm cooking!

25:41

I'm cooking! I'm cooking I did it This is it, this is it, this is it. That's too easy.

26:21

That's, that's too, that, that dude. That's too, y'all, y'all gonna have to give me a, y'all, y'all devs. Y'all think y'all giving me a challenge big dog Buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy. I have 136 IQ. I tested a couple weeks ago Okay.

27:02

No. Yeah, I am. Do you know anyone such as friends or family who might enjoy the game?

27:06

No, not gonna lie, no.

27:08

Did you know there are multiple secret innings to this game?

27:10

No, I didn't.

27:12

Did you eat before playing the game today?

27:14

No, I didn't.

27:16

Did you shower today? Yes, I did.

27:22

Yes, I did. Did you eat before playing the game today? No I didn't. Did you shower today? Yes I did. Did you shower yesterday? Yes I did. Will you shower tomorrow?

27:33

Yes I will. Are you subscribed to Mr. Beast? I'm not subscribed to anybody. Have you ever watched anime? No I have not.

27:43

What?

27:44

No?

27:45

Yes?

27:46

You think you're a good person? Yeah.

27:56

You don't? Yeah.

27:58

Have you ever done anything illegal?

28:04

Yeah. You do it yeah, have you ever done anything illegal? Yeah Have you answer all the questions truthfully Aside from the eating part yes, but I'm gonna say yes

28:23

No, absolutely not, no. Absolutely not, no. I keep moving backwards. That's too easy. Oh My goodness I was right on the break. Oh my goodness. I Was cooking though Not again. Is this seriously another spider?

29:12

Bro stop. Did you see me predict the second one? No, I didn't jump at the end. Y'all saw how clean that was and I predicted the second one though. I'm him. I'm him. I'm not going to lie. I'm him. That! Okay. I'm gonna go ahead and do this.

30:05

I'm gonna go ahead and do this.

30:06

I'm gonna go ahead and do this.

30:07

I'm gonna go ahead and do this. I'm gonna go ahead and do this. What worked? No! that after it happened you were you knew what you were doing man That's easy. That's easy.

33:03

Let's go. That's easy, let's go! That's easy!

33:05

For legal reasons, I have to specify that this is Steamboat Willie, not the other guy.

33:13

Okay.

33:32

No way.

33:41

You playing too much.

33:42

Wait, hold on. For legal reasons, I have to specify that this is Steamboat Willie, not the other guy. No.

34:07

Green.

34:09

Easy! Easy! Easy! Easy! Easy! Easy! Look right. Bro, stop. What you setting me up for right here? That's a lot of steps. I'm not even going to look.

34:27

I'm not even going to look.

34:28

I'm not even going to look. I'm not even going to look. set me up for right here.

34:48

That's a lot of steps. I don't really know how to tell you this, but look behind you.

35:20

Is it for real? Are you serious?

35:21

Are you kidding me? Okay, I get it, the first 30 seconds. Are you serious? Are you kidding me?

35:30

Okay, I get it the first 30 seconds why is it still going Dude And you're still gonna kill me well that was certainly an elaborate to die, wasn't it? Big juicy with the ten, thank you. I'm sorry. That button is clearly blue. It said wha-

36:39

Okay. That button was clearly labeled blue. Pay attention.

36:59

Are you? Are you kidding me? So it's this one.

37:28

Please. Okay, I will.

37:32

It didn't say spider says.

37:36

Hey, hey buddy. Me and you gonna have a problem. I promise you. Yo, me and you gonna have a pro-

37:44

Are you kidding me? Dude!

38:02

Phew. Oh

38:26

No spider, Thank you so much Okay, no more spiders right what is this? What is this What is the dev type something in here? Yo big dog, we gonna have a problem. You really gonna put spiders in this game? Oh I like that little decor though. How many leaves does the bamboo plant have?

39:07

One, two.

39:18

This is disgusting by the way. One, two, three, four, five. Oh is it just two? Because, okay. It is heavily implied that you were impaled by spikes One, two, how many leaves is that? I don't understand the leaf situation. One, two, three, four, five, six.

40:15

There's six leaves on there. Six leaves.

40:20

Lock it in.

40:21

Yes, there's a leaf. Lock it in. Yes there was. Yes there was. It said previous? Oh my. Yo Dev you are evil.

40:42

You understand me? You are evil!

40:51

Alright.

40:54

What color was the vase the bamboo plant was in? Where's Gray? Mahogany. I Ban the guy that just typed death 45 by the way

42:02

Yo Vic with 25 gifted subs yo, give me some W's for Vic with the 25 gifted. Thank you

42:11

Chat W Vic with the 25 gift that I appreciate you okay what is it gonna be this time

42:24

what What?

42:33

No question? Okay cool, thank you. What's up with the music? Hold on what's up with the music? Was that a spider driving the- ow. That's too easy nerd. Oh my goodness I forgot to jump again.

43:12

I'm tweaking up in here bruh. This game messes with your mind and it makes you forget the simple stuff you need to do I'm telling you

43:45

easy ah yes the obligatory maze level No game would be complete without them. No.

43:46

Or am I thinking of water levels?

43:48

Hmm.

43:50

No, I don't want to do no maze.

43:56

No.

43:58

It's just going the same direction every time. Am I going anywhere? Where is this taking me? If that would have There ain't no spider in here, stop. I I thought there was two directions. Okay, I'm going this way. They wouldn't do that again would they? Chad they wouldn't do that again right? I'm him.

45:46

I hear the end of the level. Chad I hear it. No way I just did that. No way I just did that.

46:16

I...

46:17

What? How did you even walk into that? Were you on autopilot or something? Lock in already. Do I have to go the left direction? There was a button on the left. Are you kidding?

47:36

No chat stop I gotta go by the spider? Oh, dude, I'm about to puke. Dude, I'm about to puke.

48:24

I'm about to puke. I'm about to puke. I'm about to puke dude, I'm about to puke about the puke about the puke about the puke, bro. I

48:30

Did it

48:34

The spiders name is Dave. Well, we need to have Dave killed

48:43

Wait what Wait, what?

48:49

Bro how is x-ray mode gonna help me when I can't see the walls, dude? Bro. Wait. I don't know where the walls are now. I can't revert it! I can't revert it back!

49:30

Press Y? didn't work

50:29

yo devs y'all are insane for this dude all right I'm over it. There's the exit. of Hello there. You told me you were a content creator earlier. So as thanks for playing, please take this opportunity to stop for an ad break. And if you feel bad about shoving ads down people's throats, don't. I promise the alternative if you don't is much worse. Ad break starting now. Are you serious? What's the ad? The many worlds interpretation implies that there are most likely an uncountable number of universes. It is one of a number of multiverse hypotheses in physics and philosophy. Many worlds views time as a many-branched tree wherein every

51:17

possible quantum outcome is realized. In modern versions of many worlds the subjective appearance of wave function collapse is explained by the mechanism of quantum decoherence. Decoherence approaches to interpreting quantum theory have been widely explored and developed since the 1970s. All right, ad break over.

51:44

Welcome back and enjoy the rest of the game. Thank you

51:52

Everything's reversed. Oh my goodness. My mouse is reversed. Oh My goodness Oh my goodness

52:12

When I look left it looks right when I wrote look right it looks left and it's like brah Okay, that's cool shout out to you speedrun, huh? Anybody beat my speed run

52:27

I'm actually doing good for a reverse mouse not gonna lie are they are you serious rotate your mouse oh my goodness you're a genius I just turned my mouse upside down! Two can play at that game, Dev! Hey Dev, two can play at that game, buddy! It re-reversed. You thought you was gonna get me, huh? It re-reversed. Nope. Did I hear a spider? No, I'm good. You thought you was gonna get me, huh? It re reversed Nope

53:06

Then I hear a spider Clean Shout out to that person in chat that said to do that you're a genius It can't be this simple It can't be this simple. It can't be this simple. Look what Dev just said. Bro's a nerd. Look at him. That was actually the intended solution. It tells you to try after you die once by the way. You ain't getting me Aimbach.

53:48

I broke your game, admit it. Admit it, I broke your game.

54:06

Admit it, I'm the GOAT of this game. Aimbach, admit it. Say, tell me I'm to go to this game Aimbach, you know I am. That ain't happening. That ain't happening. Not gonna lie, I'm gonna wind up rage quitting. Ain't not gonna lie, game of the year though. Game fire. Easy jump. Why am I lagging? Why am I lagging?

54:42

StarforceSystems.com? Yo why am I lagging? Dude is this part of the game design too? Are you kidding me? Dude this is ridiculous! Oh my goodness!

55:09

Too bad I grew up playing on 10 megabits per second or less internet. You can't get me! Let's go. I'm used to the latency. I played 2K. Clean. latency I played 2k clean okay I got this first try right here watch first try Clean. Clean.

55:52

OOOOH!

55:59

Pick your favorite color. Don't see the color you're looking for? Contact our customer support by taking the elevator on the left. My favorite color is yellow. That's too bright. I might have to go to customer support actually.

56:38

I need a lesser brighter shade of yellow.

56:42

Hey.

56:43

Is this going to bring me to a spider? Bring me to customer support. W. Karen. It said- ooh! How long is this elevator man? You know what this game is turning me into a Karen. color was not on the wall or not on the.

57:41

Yeah, that's Sony customer support right there.

58:08

Good one. You gotta be just like customer support. The part about being a brick wall. I mean, not the giant spider that kills you.

58:24

I should have known better. I should have just accepted it and chose yellow like a good boy instead of daring to go to customer support when it told me to go to customer support if my favorite color wasn't on the board. Clean. Fine, I'll choose the lighter shade of yellow. Wait, this wasn't here before.

58:58

Was this here before? Pick my least favorite color? I kinda mess with all of these. Not a real big fan of this one. It's kind of, I don't know.

59:40

I'd probably go this, honestly, is my least favorite here. Seizure warning, by the way.

59:50

Truly beautiful.

1:00:02

I'm gonna die. Kill me.

1:00:07

Hey, you can't make me do this. I'm toughing it out on everything I love I am. On everything I love I'm toughing it out. On everything I love I am. On the bright side, at least we get to spend longer in this beautifully constructed room. Bro, you, yo.

1:00:44

You are crazy for this! Okay, i'm honestly getting a headache watching this next

1:00:52

oh my goodness thank you man hey thank thanks for the warning at least you gave us a warning you probably just killed half the chat though. They thought I wouldn't look behind me. They really thought I wouldn't look behind me. They really thought I wouldn't look behind me there. Ha ha! You thought I was gonna walk all the way down that hallway.

1:01:32

In this game, a dangerous cube chases you. Each time you successfully jump to the next platform, your score goes up. How high of a score can you get? Don't give up. I believe in you.

1:01:49

Truly, I mean it.

1:01:51

I think if you can manage to get to 100 points, you'll get... Oh, get what? Hey, hey, hey, I'm not about to get mad, I'm good. What? I was moving. Get finessed, idiot. I done broke your game again. You really thought I was gonna-

1:04:21

Oh, you broke out already? I honestly thought that would have taken you longer to figure out.

1:04:27

Nope. I didn't even finish building this section of the map yet.

1:04:31

Just a moment.

1:04:37

WDevs live service game! This is how live service games are supposed to work! W devs!

1:04:46

Alright, there we go.

1:04:49

You couldn't have just gave me an easy platform to walk across? You had to give me a thing? Really? Why did... I love our job

1:05:11

You gotta be kidding me

1:05:18

Oh You broke out already. I Honestly thought that would have taken you longer to figure out. I didn't even finish building this section of the map yet. Just a moment.

1:05:41

All right, there we go

1:05:55

Clean oh silly me. I forgot the exit exit.

1:06:21

Hey we need to have a talk. You're playing through this game way too fast.

1:06:26

Oh.

1:06:27

It's hard to believe you're taking anything in at the pace you're going at. That's- So with that in mind, here is a door that will only open four hours from now. You'll thank me later.

1:06:42

What? Dude.

1:06:55

No, you can't be serious no there's actually no way you're for real change the time on your pc wait oh that's showing real time!

1:07:30

You're about to get finessed.

1:07:39

I'm changing the time on my PC. You're about to get finessed. Oh my goodness. You're getting finessed. What time should I put it at? Put it January 9th. 5am.

1:08:01

5 AM.

1:08:14

Thank you for your patience. In return, I've got an exciting new feature awaiting you on the next map.

1:08:22

I did it!

1:08:29

Oh, I can turn my clock back? Okay, good, thank you. See, Dev, you can't outsmart me. Dev, you can't outsmart me. Wait, go through first?

1:08:50

You're right, hold on.

1:08:53

And now without further ado, the next addition to the game. Are you ready?

1:09:02

Let me go set my clock back real quick. Chat, you see me finesse them? Chat, did you see me finesse the devs right there? Nobody in chat told me to do that. Nobody in chat told me to do it. I thought of that on my own. No, I'm lying.

1:09:28

We unlocked a new feature. E to crouch. There's gonna be a spider in here, huh?

1:09:53

Dude, there's gonna be a spider in here, huh? I mean, I couldn't have made it more obvious what was gonna happen there.

99.9% Accurate90+ LanguagesInstant ResultsPrivate & Secure

Transcribe all your audio with Cockatoo

Get started free
1:09:57

You can really only blame yourself. I CALLED IT!

1:10:00

YOU'RE NOT SMART! Maybe this time we'll try crouching. You know, that thing that I deliberately added into the game just now.

1:10:08

You made it to where I could stand up in that area! Why would I- That's too easy. That's too easy.

1:10:34

That's too easy. Next up, a double jump power up. Now we're talking. walking. Oh. Oh! Why isn't it working?

1:10:46

What are you doing? Dude! Are you serious?

1:10:55

I'm literally about to get it right now. Stop.

1:11:14

That's too easy! No!

1:11:24

Trial and error, that's all it is, chat. Trial and error that's all it is chat trial and error oh my goodness okay I'll I'm actually cooking no joke I'm cooking for real. Okay I'll admit so far these new additions have been a bit dry. Should have charged money for the uh jumping double jump and crouch DLC. Oh get it he said dry and then put a swimming pool here. Easy level.

1:12:26

Hmm.

1:12:27

Okay, what about vehicles?

1:12:32

Me? That's me. This thing sounds like a 1984 Ford F-150! This thing's a piece of junk! No, no, no. This is far too cramped.

1:13:02

This won't do at all.

1:13:05

What you need is a nice open area to drive around in what you doing ah that's much better are you kidding me First person to ever flip the car by the way. Dude I was just trying to reverse and go back and I lost control because the camera was weird. We're almost there though.

1:15:03

We're almost there. We made it.

1:15:09

Wait seriously? You're already done? But you haven't even been playing 5 minutes. You know, some games are literally just this. Driving mindlessly for hours and nothing else. True.

1:15:22

But you're telling me you're already done?

1:15:24

I flipped the car I don't really have much of a choice I mean I turned the car over I'm sorry Did I make it? A W level though, not gonna lie.

1:15:52

I'm not complaining. You need to stop being so sensitive.

1:16:03

I didn't even complain okay I have thought long and hard on this what and I see it all so clearly now what the game has a severe lack of Player agency and to address this I think I've come up with something we can both appreciate This next game mechanic needs no introduction enjoy

1:16:46

What mechanic needs no introduction. Enjoy. Oh, bleakie! Yes, yes! Oh, God, yes! This is what the game has been missing.

1:16:48

Why am I lagging?

1:16:50

The only way this could be any better is if we had a moving target. And I know exactly where to find one. What do you... What do you mean? I'm not sure. I'm not sure.

1:17:02

I'm not sure.

1:17:04

I'm not sure. I'm not sure. and i know exactly where to find one

1:17:05

what do you mean

1:17:10

do you remember that pesky spider that's been tormenting you through the entire game well i've made him completely harmless and trapped him in the next room now is your chance for revenge. Is it really?

1:17:33

Completely harmless?

1:17:44

Don't shoot it, why? And there it is. Now the spider is at your mercy. No! Why? What are you waiting for? Shoot it! Shoot the spider! Quick! Before it gets away! No! Why? I said to shoot the spider, not save it! Now it got away.

1:18:29

And for what? To spite me?

1:18:32

No.

1:18:32

Or because you have some kind of vague moral compass? Fine. But it seems like such a tragedy to let such an innovative feature go to waste. So if you won't shoot a spider, maybe you'll shoot a geopolitically insensitive spider. Oh We'll see you in court buddy, is that 63 deaths actually how many deaths I have Yo game of the decade. If somebody tuned out for three minutes came back, they would not believe this is the same

1:19:53

game I've been playing. The music!

1:20:07

I'm cooking!

1:20:26

Secret passage! MP40! the the I'm going to go. the the Did cases conquer his fear? No, they're pixelated and they got guns. the the Are you for real gonna make me redo this?

1:22:37

You really making me redo this? You wrong for that. You died. I didn't have an option. Nothing yet has made me rage quit. I won't.

99.9% Accurate90+ LanguagesInstant ResultsPrivate & Secure

Transcribe all your audio with Cockatoo

Get started free
1:22:58

I won't now.

1:22:59

Wait, what? Wait, what's going on?

1:23:18

I'm hit!

1:23:19

I'm hit! Look at them shots!

1:23:41

I'm hit.

1:23:42

Chad, I'm hurt bad. We got 75 health. We're good. Go through all the secret passages to win? I'm going to try to get past this level, man? It ain't 1970 no more. I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here.

1:25:05

Can I dodge these? Check it out, dodge the spike when

1:25:18

I come up, check it out. Can I dodge these? Check, can I dodge the spikes when they come up? Sidestep them. Wait, this is the end of the game? No it's not. Quickscope them, you see that? There's a secret passage in there, open it first.

1:26:00

This game looks good. This This game looks good. This isn't the actual game. My laymen Wait, do I walk straight over this? You actually gotta be kidding me. I thought they was trolling me. Check this is it guaranteed I'm speed running in here.

1:27:36

Speed running! Clean. Clean. Clean clean check this is it I got it this time I'm going to go ahead and do that. The music on the same like three second loop is killing me. I'm hit! killing me. I'm hit! No, I took a lot of damage.

1:28:59

Blink.

1:29:07

No, I keep taking hits. All right, I got it. I got it. Oh, thank you so much. I'm so glad to be out of there. Oh my goodness. Thank you

1:29:53

What you in this game both need now are thrills not frills So let's raise the stakes shall we clearly death has become meaningless in this game now So from here on out if if something only kills you, consider yourself lucky. In this map, you have to climb all the way to the top to proceed, and if you fall, you start all over again. And before you ask, there are no checkpoints.

1:30:21

Good luck. I was about halfway up. I'm going to try to get to the other side of the room. the the the I'm about to have a panic attack.

1:32:07

I'm about to have a stroke. It's right there.

1:36:39

I see the light I feel like I'm not getting any closer. Is it getting closer? Alright, come on.

1:37:56

You got this. Lock in. This isn't even that hard. I've already put you through way worse than this. Just die again and it'll TP you.

1:38:53

Come on. No. You gotta be kidding me. You gotta be kidding me. Was it 3000? For a minute there, I legitimately thought You gotta be kidding me. Was it 3000?

1:39:07

For a minute there, I legitimately thought it was just happening forever. Oh my goodness. I got it. I got it. I can do it for real. I can do it for real. I can't believe I got all the way that high and y'all sold me.

1:39:51

I'm actually sick to my stomach. I'm looking for the dev to give me a handout. You gave me a handout on other levels. Let this be the same. That is, that is, that is disgusting. I can't look over the chat. It's probably a good thing because I probably end up much slop rolling through

1:40:55

Type one if you believe I'm in flow state At the very end, I hit my head on the next platform and it made me fall down. We're one third of the way there almost.

1:41:26

We got it.

1:41:35

We got it.

1:41:36

Oh my goodness, almost messed up again. Lord. I'm one HP from the last one I'm not gonna be able to get it Oh man. Can we uh... Oh man. Can we move this along please? Press T? That don't do nothing.

1:42:49

Press T now. It's not doing anything. Die one or two more times. Humanoid hemorrhoid with the five gifted. Do you remember when I told you I believed you could do this? I'm Should I try to die again?

1:43:27

Yes.

1:43:29

Okay, don't refund it though, I'm gonna die on purpose here. Chat, I think y'all are trolling me.

1:43:42

All right, bored now. If you're really this awful at platforming, I can just teleport you to the top if you want. It'll kind of ruin the artistic vision I was going for, but quite frankly, this is just painful. So if you've had enough, just press T to teleport.

1:43:59

Artistic vision. Buddy, I made it all the way to the 3,000 foot mark and fell off, you don know talk about an artistic vision. I Did it? It was 309 feet. Oh My goodness, what height was I was so locked in I couldn't even pay attention anything

1:44:16

What height was I at when I fell? I was that high. I was at 2700. Y'all gotta admit though, I was insanely, I was insanely locked in.

1:45:07

You gotta admit.

1:45:21

Chat, dude, I was so locked in, bro.

1:45:24

And then what happened was I hit my head and it made me fall

1:45:27

What is this I

1:45:57

Think I was really on to something in the previous map, so let's push the boundaries even further No, you must pay hold on a minute what I didn't even get to explain the obstacle. I so painstakingly made for you WHAT?! Wow, not even the slightest bit of hesitation? Are you really that emotionally uninvested at this point? Do you really want the game to be over that badly? Oh right, you want a finale?

99.9% Accurate90+ LanguagesInstant ResultsPrivate & Secure

Transcribe all your audio with Cockatoo

Get started free
1:46:47

I'll give you a finale you'll never forget. What? Why is he being like this? You literally said, you literally said it deletes my save file if I fall in. Why would I want to do that? And he got offended that I jumped over the acid pit that he put in the game. Buddy you need to go look in the mirror. Yo, why is it getting darker? You need to stop.

1:47:48

Ooh, squeaky.

1:47:49

Yo, Dev, okay, I apologize for jumping over the acid pit. Can you relax?

1:48:01

Dev? What is happening? Do I have a flashlight? What? Why did it come to this?

1:48:36

The grand finale?

1:48:41

Okay. That button you just pressed wasn't for a final boss fight. It was for something much, much worse.

1:49:18

What is that?

1:49:21

It was for a bomb countdown sequence. This bomb won't kill you. What is that? No.

1:49:45

NO! But to be sporting about it, I'll give you a way to disarm the bomb.

1:49:52

It's a five-digit passcode that was randomly generated the first time you ever launched the game. The best part is, not even I know it! How about this? I'll give you a freebie before I even start the clock. Go ahead.

1:50:28

Are you serious? is there a clue Check what? Check the game files?

1:50:29

I don't know how to do that.

1:50:30

How do I do that?

1:50:31

No, I don't want to die! So if I go into the game files of this game, it'll have the code. It really deletes the game. Wait, does it seriously?

1:51:04

I'm turning into hacker mode. I'm gonna go into the files of the game and try to find this.

1:51:15

I'm doing it.

1:51:20

Chat, I'm doing it. Chat I'm doing it. I'm doing it. Fever meme, oh my goodness, oh my goodness.

1:52:04

GG, I'm not there. GG. GG, I'm losing the game forever. GG. Wait a minute.

1:52:24

Content? Wait a minute. No.

1:52:25

Pity is what it is. Oh What a shame it there's nothing in clips chat there was no code you're saying clip for no reason Dude there's no way I

1:53:15

Mean one in a hundred Been survived. True. Stanford University won the lottery four times. Now it's your turn. Just get really, really lucky. It's that easy. Surely if you just keep punching away at that keypad as fast as you can, you can eventually... Wait, no. Yikes. I just ran the numbers on that. It's not looking good. Assuming the bomb doesn't automatically detonate from too many failed attempts, if you were to enter in a different passcode every two seconds, non-stop, you'd still take almost three entire days to try every possible combination.

1:54:00

So that can only mean one thing. Guessing the passcode is not the intended solution.

1:54:05

What's the solution?

1:54:07

Black with a 5.

1:54:09

Now you're probably thinking, okay, then that must mean there's a clue. Perhaps the passcode is simply hidden somewhere. But where? There is nothing to interact with.

1:54:19

Besides the keypad.

1:54:20

BAN EVERYBODY IN HERE!

1:54:26

Is the reality beginning to set in for you now Or do I have to spell it out for you the passcode was indeed hidden somewhere But not here. I secretly scattered each digit of the passcode throughout the game You were doomed from the start the fact you're hearing this dialogue right now means you were unworthy of an ending any better. There actually was a good ending. A real ending.

1:54:53

But as even you can probably imagine, this isn't it. You live and will likely die by mediocrity. And that's okay. You aren't alone

1:55:08

Neither of us were good enough. It sucks doesn't it?

1:55:13

Being vulnerable letting your guard down only for you to regret it Believe me. I know we all wish we could go back to a simpler time of fake floors and spiders and with every passing second

1:55:25

Those moments are pushed further and further into the ether.

1:55:28

Seven, four, three, two, one,

1:55:30

you can flick!

1:55:31

Take these last moments to make peace with it. It's all you can do. It's all I can do. It's all anyone can do. After all, no one can turn back the clock.

99.9% Accurate90+ LanguagesInstant ResultsPrivate & Secure

Transcribe all your audio with Cockatoo

Get started free
1:56:00

Wait. Did it actually uninstall the game it did not install the game What do you mean you wasn't bluffing? What do you mean? You can't do this. You can't do this. What?

1:57:01

What was that? If you change the clock back you can play it again? Wait, is that the only way you can ever play the game again? But what happens if I turn it back? Do you just get to replay it? Should I change my clock back like 10 minutes? Wait dude this game is actually, I am so glad I played this. This game is legitimately insane. Okay, adjust date and time. Y'all think, I'll set it back 20 minutes, how about that?

1:58:14

Elena with the five, thank you.

1:58:26

January 9th and I'm going to set it back to like 1219 AM Oh my goodness it worked. What?

1:59:18

Oh my goodness, lock-in.

1:59:23

Oh my goodness, lock-in. Can I change my clock back now?

1:59:33

I'll just wait to do it

2:01:10

Wait for a long time? No way.

2:01:35

This game is actually crazy.

2:01:39

Two.

2:03:13

Chad do you think we got this right? Fourth. Okay, I'll admit, so far, these new additions have been a bit dry. Oh, I remember this level. I bet I gotta swim to the bottom or something.

2:03:40

What? It has to be something to do with this You gotta drown?

2:04:02

I can't help but notice you've been underwater for a significant amount of time I didn't bother properly incorporating drowning because I didn't think you'd actually be here this long Please resurface for air before you crash the game

2:04:17

Please please go up for air. I can't need you Elena you. I'll land it with the five. I need you. Thank you. What was the code actually? Do I go down here? I can't go down there. I don't know what the code is. Tell me the code.

2:05:21

Zero. 8200? zero eight two zero zero I can't believe how in-depth this game is actually Yo, what? 8-2-0-0. Should I go back and double check to make sure I didn't miss nothing? We're 100% sure on on eight two, right did I see all the saws Eight two zero zero There was three saws.

2:06:46

Last digit.

2:06:49

Okay, I have thought long and hard on this, and I see it all so clearly now. The game has a severe lack of player agency, and to address this, I think I've come up with something we can both appreciate. This next game mechanic needs no introduction. Enjoy. I better is if we had a moving target and I know exactly where to find one do you remember that pesky spider that's been tormenting you through the entire game well I've made him completely harmless and trapped him in there it now is your I'm gonna spare it.

2:07:47

Release him again? What's the number? I said to shoot the spider, not save it. Now it got away. And for what? To spite me? Or because you have some kind of vague moral compass? Fine, but it seems like such a tragedy to let such an innovative feature go to waste. So if you won't shoot a spider,

"I'd definitely pay more for this as your audio transcription is miles ahead of the rest."

Dave, Leeds, United Kingdom

Want to transcribe your own content?

Get started free
2:08:20

maybe you'll shoot a geopolitically insensitive spider. No, no, no, no. I'm not doing this again No, there's actually no way you wanted me to do this again, are you dead serious you're kidding You're kidding is the number in here I Should have shot the spider, huh? Oh my goodness, dude I'm sick to my stomach. I'm sick to my stomach. Oh In this map

2:09:48

Okay, I got it bet I got this just guess the last number there's only ten options you can't cheat your way through every aspect of life buddy grow up Aim still crispy though, it was over here, right? You can't be talking. I never cheat in games, never. So what's in here behind the spikes? I just got a side step. Here we go. This is it, chat. This is it.

2:10:56

How many shots did I just take? 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 Yeah.

2:11:27

My laymen. We're good. Oh, you must be fisting me. 82002 is the code, right? Yeah. 82002.

2:11:57

Where was the other secret door, ah The music's fry me now the music's go to that I'm not gonna laugh it's in here All right, we got enough let's go redo the saw one should I redo the saw one Loki I'm not sure about the leaf one either Redo both of them, yeah. So we think the code is 82002. out two and zero let's double check the saw one You gotta be pissed it is heavily implied that you were eviscerated by a saw blade Oh

2:13:38

Wait

2:13:41

Now we wait. Yo chat, game of the year for real. I was not expecting this game to be this good. No jokes. Watch it actually be two saws and then we went back for nothing. It was two. Hey, it doesn't hurt to double check though.

2:14:22

It doesn't hurt to double-check though, it doesn't hurt I

2:14:31

I want to say it's 8 2 0 0 2 Third one is the third one the one with the tree?

2:15:13

Yes it was. That's a zero. That's just a zero. That's just a zero. It's just a zero. It's 8 two or one. Yep. Are you ready, chat?

2:15:36

Are you ready? Do we have the other options that it could be

2:15:56

Eight two zero zero two maybe eight two one zero two. Yes, it's either eight two zero zero two or eight

2:15:59

two one zero two

2:16:08

And it's time for the big reveal Yes

2:16:11

Lock in we got it Please tell me we got it right. It won't even delete your save file. Lock in. No. When it goes off, it will completely destroy your copy of the game.

2:16:48

Lock in.

2:16:48

Forever.

2:16:50

Ubisoft style. But to be sporting about it, I'll give you a way to disarm the bomb. It's a five digit passcode that was randomly generated the first time you ever we're in trouble the best part is not even i know it how about this i'll give you a freebie before i even start the clock go ahead Huh. You did it. But if I don't get my happy ending, why should you? What is that? I'm sorry.

99.9% Accurate90+ LanguagesInstant ResultsPrivate & Secure

Transcribe all your audio with Cockatoo

Get started free
2:17:52

Goodbye. What?

2:17:54

But I did the good thing!

2:17:58

You see, originally when I was working on the ending to this game, I thought I was going to have the spider you spared from earlier come and save the day. But as of the time of this recording, I am going through an extremely depressive episode right now. My girlfriend left me for one of my own Twitch viewers in the same month as someone in my family being diagnosed with cancer. So quite honestly, I just want to finish the game. So jump down below for one of the hardest boss fights to ever exist. And when you can beat that, we'll

2:18:34

call it a day. dictator all along.

2:19:00

You done put me through too much. I'm skipping that boss fight. You got me messed up. You got me all the way messed up Ida, you done put me through so much with this game. I'm gonna go straight to the credits

2:19:15

Try it What am I even supposed to do? How do you want me to fight that boss with no weapon?

2:20:08

What? Yo, Emily with the five. Yo, that was insane. Game of the year, not gonna lie. Cheater, I didn't have a weapon, dude. It was meant to do that

2:20:28

Wow bro carried look at that bro did everything that was actually cinema though chat rate that on a scale of 1 to 10 that was actually cinema that was a great I was not expecting it to be that to be that in-depth No joke Chat dare I say it dare I say game of the year again Dare I say it The actually yeah, that was that was like I thought it was just gonna be a game

2:21:07

I rage quitted in like 15 20 minutes But it wound up being like a really good game all the way through that was actually goaded. No joke That was really good Game of the millennium W game great stream chat I love y'all man hey appreciate y'all for kicking it with your boy again tonight appreciate all the gifted subs don't know bits follows and of course I'm preset all y'all for this hanging out hey y'all have a good rest y'all's night have a good day

2:21:35

preset all y'all for this hanging out hey y'all have a good rest y'all's night have a good day tomorrow see y'all tomorrow love y'all man all right peace out y'all

Get ultra fast and accurate AI transcription with Cockatoo

Get started free →

Cockatoo