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How much is this, mate?That's fiver, mate.Five pounds.Well, it is the Holy Grail.Fiver.Take it or leave it.
Sorry, did you say that this was the Holy Grail?Yes, mate.Holy Grail.Cup of Christ.Fiver.This is the Holy Grail?
Yes, mate.It's a cup Jesus used at Last Supper.Drink from it, you become immortal.I've got a box somewhere.Fiver.And that works, does it?
Yeah.I'm immortal.It's great.I mean, obviously, if you're a depressive personality, it's not such a good idea, but if you basically love life, then it's wicked.Can I see it working?What?
Well, it's just I bought a stereo over there last week and that didn't work, so...
Oh, honestly.There's no trust anymore, is there?I don't feel any different.
Excuse me, mate.Brilliant!Will you take four?Go on, then.Hang on, though.I'm immortal anyway now.
I don't need it.No, mate, that'll wear off.Immortality that wears off?We've all got immortality that wears off.That's just mortality.
That's a good point.That bayonet's 20 quid, unless you want me to pull it out.
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