
TITIK KUMPUL - BELAJAR JADI PELARI KALCER BERSAMA PANDJI PRAGIWAKSONO!!
Tuah Kreasi
Can I use it for a week?
Of course you can!
Where is it?
In BSD. I hope you're always healthy. I've never run 21 kilometers. But I know someone who has run 21 kilometers.
From Halim to Pancora.
From Halim to Pancora.
It's not even 21 kilometers. Who else?
There's someone as stupid as him.
He's stupid. His phone is broken. Who? There was a stupid person. Stupid in a stupid way.
What did he do?
His phone was broken.
The connection.
The connection was broken. Because I was 46 years old, I was riding a mountain. And it wasn't an easy mountain, it was Mount Kawi. And I felt proud. Doing something like this. I thought, what else do I want to try?
So I tried Marathon. After this, triathlon? No, I don't want to. I don't want to do the marathon.
What is that?
Hey, UDI!
If you're a manpora, will naturalization still work? That's a PC thing. Give me a suggestion. I will go to the three sunarosul. The focus is horseback riding, swimming, and shooting.
I'm focusing on the three sports.
I think he's shooting.
What sport is this?
Shooting.
Sunarosul, what are you doing? Wait, wait.
Horseback riding, what?
Shooting.
Shooting?
Yes, shooting. Shooting. Sunarosul, where are you going? Sunarosul, where are you going? Enough! I'm tired of this! I still have a show to watch!
Yeah!
Gathering, joking, bringing stories
At the gathering point, sad becomes happy
Where did you get that?
It's a mess! I'm tired!
It's all complicated, I'm tired Oh, oh, oh, dance Why are you laughing?
This is our vocalist. I saw your face.
You look like a singer.
It's always like that. Like in the regency.
Wait a minute.
We were getting closer to Arie Lasso's intonation.
Why are we fighting?
No. We a little bit.
You should sing once in front of me.
Wait, you sing it yourself.
You sing it yourself.
Where?
You want to sing it?
Yes. Remember one night. Okay.
Okay. Five.
There will be no other love.
Yes, that's right.
Once.
Yes, that's right. Once. Once. Once.
Once. Once.
Once. Once. Once. Once need to sing anymore. There's Panji today.
Panji Prakiwaksono, Men's Rea, Bro. Breaking the record of 20.000.
17.000.
17.000 with live streaming.
17.000. We're waiting. But from the founders, we're hoping that Rian Adrian will come. Rian hasn't come yet, Isman hasn't come yet.
But this one is coming. Rian is not here yet, Isman is not here yet. And then this guy comes. Yes, I've been here twice.
Twice?
The first time you were here? They said the last time a guest came twice was Habib Jafar.
Yes.
I'm sorry, before we continue. I want to analyze what you just said.
But from the bottom of our hearts, we hope to see Rian come.
Yes.
Rian is not here yet, right? Why don't you hope for Isman? I told you, Rian
Why don't you hope for him?
No, no, no I told you
I told you, Isman
This is not objective, fair, wise No, no
Thank you, Mr. Mansur
I said this, but what we hope for What we hope for Rian Andriandi Dan Not Dan, Kan. Kan, use Kan. Kan, you can read the reply later.
Read it, listen, watch.
Read it, man.
I'm going to die.
Listen, Kan, the founder who came, the ones who haven't come are still two people. Rian Adrandi and Isman Hassudin.
So, you're hoping for only Rian Adrandi?
No, I mean both. You're too tendentious, bro. Yes. It's just the two of you. You're too much of a trendsetter, bro. Yeah. You're a provocateur.
You're a trendsetter, you're playing Serial, you're saying high-profile words.
Sadik, Sadik, Sadik.
You're not suitable, you have a face.
Sadik, tell Ngisman, are you busy?
He's so weird.
He's busy. Ngisman is busy catching Pokemon. Pokemon I still play it Still?
I don't remember the other games
I still play Pokemon
Really?
Isman is respected in the gaming scene Don't be shy We are not gamers
We are not gamers
Isman is respected Yesterday Erwin Bajing We're not gamers. We're not gamers. This kind of gaming is much respected.
That's right.
Yesterday, Erwin was budging the video.
Erwin was like...
Oh, the video.
Radit was like, it's so good, the founder is making an event. It's sold out. I'm like this, the camera is back. Kagi Isman, I'm like this too.
I'm also a founder, I'm not going to be like this, I'm not going to be like this, I'm not going to be like this, I'm not going to be like this, I'm not going to be like this, I'm not going to be like this, I'm not going to be like this, I'm not going to be like this, I'm not going to be like this, I'm not going to be like this, I'm not going to be like this, I'm not going to be like this, I'm not going to be like this, I'm not going to be like this, I Rian and Isman. Yeah. What medal do you use, Panji? Garmin. I just ran a half marathon. Half.
How much?
21.
21 days of training.
Before the shooting, you were stupid.
I asked, how much is half? Half. Right. I hope so.
How come you don't know half? 21.
What do you mean?
I don't even know the whole thing.
Tell me the whole thing.
I didn't know the marathon was 42 km.
Yes, 42 km.
Yes. And because it's hard to run 21 km, I only wore it for one day.
So...
I only wore it once a day, but I use it for a week
I use it for a week So you use it everywhere?
People are looking at me Let them I think it's a decoration
Yes, yes, yes
But it's not just pride
It's weird
Have you ever run 21 km?
No, I've never run
Usain Bolt is always like this
Usain Bolt is often like this I just realized Let's see
21 Kg is from here From here to Marcosomica is 21 Kg Almost
Sorry, from here to Marcosomica is around 25 Kg
By motorcycle? By motorcycle By motorcycle is around 25 Kg
That's far
That's 4 K Far. Well, it's less than 4 km.
And it runs. It runs.
So, I run for 3 hours in total. Sorry, I finish my duration of 3 hours and 3 minutes. From those 3 hours, I run for 2.5 hours, and 30 minutes is walking. But that's also for me to achieve. I don't stop at all. And I don't sleep.
I can't sleep. Because of adrenaline? I don't know why. I couldn't sleep. You ran 21 km, why did you sleep?
You ran and slept?
Not like that.
Before that, bro.
I can't. I don't give instructions. I can't sleep. Yes, I understand.
Before that, so, if... Yesterday, the half marathon started at 5. The 10K ran at 6, and the 5K ran at 7. Because I ran at 5, I had to stand by at 4. So I wanted to sleep early, I slept at 9.30, hoping to wake up at 4.30. I stayed in a hotel nearby, and then I had a hangover. I got 7 hours, but I couldn't sleep.
I slept at 9.30, woke up at 12.00, don't sleep again until I run. But I don't know how. I'm 42 years old. Where? Can I use a week?
You can.
Where are you from?
In BSD.
I hope you're always healthy. I've never run 21 kilometers. Never. But I know people who have run 21 kilometers.
From Halim to Pancora. From Halim to Pancora. It's not even 21 kilometers.
There's someone stupid.
The stupidest.
What did he do?
His phone was broken.
The phone was broken.
The phone was broken. He said he didn't have money. He said he would go to a hotel.
He didn't have money. I just go to the hotel. Okay, and not only that, do you stay at the hotel?
After the circumcision.
Do you stay at the hotel from the street to the hotel? No.
Where do you stay?
At the university.
What?
Sahid University.
Where do you stay?
At the post office.
At the post office of Sahid University.
Stupid.
I sleep here. I thought you were in grade 12 But he's from Timor He's not from grade 12 but he's from Timor So his phone was broken
ATM was also broken He had no money
Because he was shy And he was nervous to ask people
So he walked while playing Gangster?
No, because I didn't have a friend at that time He just finished his shuci He walked from Halim to Hotel Pop No, I didn't have a friend at that time. He was a Sucy fan.
He went from Halim to Hotel Pop. What he did in Hotel Pop was open the internet, play Twitter, check sometimes. I DM him, he didn't reply. No, I have a DM.
Not DM, I mean I mentioned. He didn't reply.
Then what do I do?
If it's Sucy, you must have a friend, Dur.
Ah, Coki Sombong.
Coki Sombong.
There's me. There's a lot of names because it's Sucy.
I like him.
What's his name?
David was a hard person at that time.
But he was OJ. He could pick up.
He was a champion. He got a car.
David was hard. I know he doesn't live in Jakarta I mean the one I've been to in Suci, he doesn't live in Jakarta
He's already in Depok
Yeah, he's not related to me He doesn't have a friend in Suci
His friend is Koji Asoy
Koji Asoy was the first one to leave
With Abang Aceh, okay
With Abang Aceh, okay
He was on Free Show too
So, yeah, that's it.
How many days has it been?
It's been a week.
This is the first day I use this. You won the game? Where did you use it? I went to a cafe in Sibede.
Can you fail?
Yes. There's a cut-off time. If you finish after 3 hours and 30 minutes, you're considered to be dead. Oh, so it's not counted, 21 minutes. Even 3 hours and 31 minutes, that's not possible. I'm a double planeteer, I swear I've run 21 minutes.
You can't, there are so many things that happen.
3 hours and 3 minutes. And that, oh, the fatigue is not a joke. The fatigue is not a joke. I'm not playing Sumba because I'm tired. Are you more tired in your breath or your feet? My feet. If I don't have a problem with my heart, there's nothing wrong with my heart.
The problem is in my lower body.
But you said that the last one kilo is the heaviest. Yes.
Many people want to give up. If I'm the last two kilos.
The last two kilos is already...
Yes.
The problem is,
the last 2 kilometers, there were a lot of people. Because it was getting close to the finish line, there were a lot of people. So if we gave up, we were embarrassed to walk. So I ran. My feet were about to break. I was about to break, I was about to fall.
But there were a lot of people.
It was a mess.
It was a mess.
No, I didn't do the marathon. I had a few brothers who were marathon runners. What was that?
It's the same as riding a mountain bike.
Is it scary?
No, it's not scary.
Oh, really?
No, it's not.
It's not embarrassing.
Oh, wow. It's like a banana tree.
No, it's not.
It's just for fun.
No, it's not.
The assistant just asked, can you cut the banana tree first? No, it's interesting. No, no. The assistant asked earlier, can you cut the banana first?
It's safe.
But I should be heavier.
How do I answer this?
When I got on, it was easy for me. It was hard for Zawin. So Zawin, if you remember, in the vlog, Zawin praised my physique. He said, this guy is so strong. When I climbed, I was happy. When I went down, it was really hard for me.
My vision was gone. Zawin is easier to go down than to climb. I'm easier to climb than to go down. And my legs were also cramped.
When I got to the base camp, to fall. I'm easier to refuse. I'm not going to join.
Until now, I've been invited to that.
I'm easier to refuse.
Actually, because I climbed Mount Kawi, I told Zawin, I said, do you know what I suddenly thought? What? I think I want to join a marathon.
I want to join a high marathon.
You thought about it there? Because I was 46, I was on a mountain, and it wasn't an easy mountain, it was Mount Kawi. And I felt proud, doing something like that, so I thought, what else do I want to try? And I tried Marathon. And then Triathlon? No, I don't want to. I'm tired. I don't want to do Marathon anymore.
What is that? What is that?
Hey, Udi!
Soso, bro! Soso only knows... I don't know I don't know I don't know
It's impossible that Mahmad never heard of triathlon
Panja Pinang
Panja Pinang, Karung race
and Tarik Tambang
That's tri Triathlon, Panja Pinang, Karung race and Tarik Tambang Triathlon, Mahmad You never heard of it? You're lying Triathlon Who wants to explain? Ari?
Try it, try it
No, don't, he understands He's right or wrong If I can explain, I'll kiss his mouth No, don't Just kiss his mouth If I can explain, kiss his mouth
Triathlon, he already has three
Cycling, swimming, and then continue with running
Have you ever seen a clip like that? He already has 3 Riding a bike, swimming, and then continue with running See? Have you ever seen a clip like that? I can't find a copy You play GTA?
Riding a bike
No
I can't find a copy
No need
You play GTA?
No
Live
In GTA there's Messi, Triathlon
You run, you swim No
You don't know Triathlon?
I don't know
Sorry, people's skills are different. But how do you know about clean and sit-off?
I know. I know.
There are three people in clean and sit-off.
There are three people in clean and sit-off.
That's it.
The one who does the clean and sit-off is Alka Safid.
He's a triathlon.
There are three people.
He's cycling. Why? He was cycling. He was 46 years old. He could see.
No, no.
I was tired.
I was still tired.
I was still tired.
I was tired. What was the three things that you think were the most difficult?
Cycling. I think it was cycling.
I never enjoyed cycling.
Oh, if you really want to cycle.
Oh, this hurts. If you really, you're still safe Like you're left behind
Yeah, just left behind
Like a person who can't swim After cycling, wah wah wah How do you swim?
Tess, show us how to swim Egor, you're so funny
He's like that HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA He was shooting a movie. What was it? The Captain's Ship. He became a sea pirate. He couldn't swim. But the story is that he could swim. There was a scene where he jumped. Babe and Mamat. Almarhum Babe and Mamat.
You know, they...
You know how to swim, right? I know. Their plan was to jump from the ship to the water. They both couldn't swim.
Babe couldn't swim. I can't swim. But we're together. Their plan is like this. The sea is shaking. The sea is shaking.
Hold hands.
Hold hands.
Jump together.
Hold hands.
Touch. After that, you go up first.
I go up first.
I'm Mahmoud. I go up.
And then breathe.
I go down again.
I go down again.
You go up. I was breathing, I was going down again, Babe was going up again I was changing my position Until the crew came to save me That's how it happened
That's how it happened So I jumped first, and I went down Babe jumped second, and I was next to her I was holding her hand, and I jumped
And I broke it
And I went down
I couldn't do it anymore
I know this
Babe was like this I went in and I couldn't do it anymore. This is how Babe was.
I know that Babe couldn't swim because of a single. Do you remember the scene where Abby, Raditya Dika, was on the beach because she was sad? I was with Babe Cabitari on the beach. She said, Bro, I can't swim. While it was on the beach.
I asked Radit if he believed me. I saved Babe who was on the wave. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny And then, down there, there was a shirt. I don't know who it was.
I jumped down.
I was like, help!
And then I died.
Who was it?
Bang Acun.
Bang Acun.
So you took on a role that you could swim, but you couldn't swim. I said from the start that I couldn't swim. From the start. If you believe me, go ahead.
But I couldn't swim.
If you believe in me, please, but I can't swim If you believe in me Yeah
Then?
If you believe in me, please, but I can't swim Yeah, but
Because I can't swim
And other groups
What character do you want here?
I read the sea
Okay
If you want to believe in me, please, but I can't swim
I give you a hint, please I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
It's like Harry Hore taking the role of a driver who can't drive. I know. With his tolol. He can't drive, so he takes the role of a stupid driver.
Stupid.
I told you. But if you believe me,
I read the script, there's a jump from here, there's a boat in the middle of the sea, a small boat, I'm the one who's in the middle of the sea. I said, I can't do this scene. It's okay, Mat, we're on the beach, we still get it. When I jumped, I was up there. But at least you're honest, if you're not, you can't say it in the cap. You can't say it? He needs money.
He's never been a driver. He can't drive. He got scolded by the director.
Oh, that's how it is?
God willing.
He can't drive.
What did he do? He got scolded many times.
The car is manual.
Manual. He's dead. I've been there many times, but I was just... The car was a manual?
Manual!
Damn it!
Have you ever heard the story here?
Never.
He became a taxi driver online, I was behind.
I know that scene.
Yes, and then he told me, what's his name, Harry Hore, the marking, it was called the marking, the neck was like that
I tried to get the marking, but the car was like
I felt sorry for him, but I was like, please
How did you do it? I think I was pushed You were pushed. I was stopped by the crew. Because he not only missed all the shots, he was dead all the time. Because he didn't know where the wire was.
He took a long shot. So he had to turn around and stop there. And he got stuck in the car.
When we were shooting, we were preparing for a dialogue scene. He was preparing mentally.
I was being scolded, but whatever.
The important thing is I got paid.
Crazy, so busy.
Anyway, I got paid.
I can't drive.
Play a movie.
I can't drive, but you don't want to trust me.
Please.
What do you want to do with this script?
I can't. What do you want to do with this script? I can't swim. But it was a happy shooting. I remember there were a lot of stand-up kids. Happy. A lot of them. And beautiful.
We ate a lot of pinang.
Happy.
It was a happy shooting.
So after half marathon, do you want to do a full marathon? 42 km.
I definitely want to join the race again. I a marathon or a race again. This is the first time? The first time. It's exciting. How many kilometers do you usually run with your followers? 5 kilometers. Oh, that's light. When I run alone, 10 kilometers.
I've never run more than 10 kilometers.
You run without stopping?
Yes.
There are some walks, right? The one who runs is 10 kilometers.
The 21? Yes, walking. The one that runs is 10 km? The 21 km one. Yeah, it's a long way. I've tried running before, but I think if I keep running, I think it's 2 km. The one I can keep running. 1 km is...
If I keep running, I can do it.
500 meters, I can do it. Why do you run 2 km?
It's not running fast.
I'm not strong.
Yeah, jogging. Jogging? Jogging, yes. Jogging, I'm not strong. I used to be 2 kilos in Duren 3. Duren 3 is from our house. Where? In Duren 3, to Hotel Kaisar.
Oh, that's 2 kilos, right?
Yes, 2 kilos. I went there to eat Padang rice, then I came back.
Running.
Running.
Jogging.
I used to run with that, right? Yes, always. Always. Always running with followers every morning before the show in Sumogota.
How did you feel?
10,000.
I don't know the number of viewers until I had to stand by backstage for Danny Beller. So I was in the waiting room watching Pacinko. Watching Pacinko, watching Taoko, just laughing. I met you both.
Yes. Then? There was a moment when I felt like there weren't many viewers. I watched Pacinko, I watched Taoko, just laughing I met you both And then?
There was a moment when I felt like the audience wasn't that many Because I went out to see the Comica Experience, that festival And I saw what was inside when I counted This is not full
2000, around 2000
Not full, I just let it be Apparently, people were stuck in this, only Maghrib prayer It turns out that people were stuck in this, in the Maghrib prayer. It turns out that in Musulai Lantai 3, it was really full. And the dining room was also still full. It was full, everywhere was full. When the band Danio, I was on standby at the holding, but I couldn't see if it was crowded or not.
When the band Danio came down, Dani Beller was on stage, I wanted to stand in the backseat, and I was like, oh my God. Full. It was full. It was hard for us to find a seat. I mean, to find a seat, we were late.
We were looking for a seat, we couldn't...
Where were you sitting?
On the balcony or on the floor?
On the floor.
On the floor.
On the balcony.
I was on the balcony.
On the what? What? Emerald, platinum. There's diamond, emerald, platinum.
There's none.
There's none.
Where did you get the tickets?
What tickets?
The door.
The door.
I thought you were watching Unishara.
No, it's because...
I was watching it.
Because I got an invitation. I got a regular ticket.
You bought it?
Yes, so...
Oh, you got it from the yellow paper? No, no, no. I got it from the usual ticket.
So, I joined the queue.
Did you buy a ticket?
No.
No, but someone wanted to watch it.
My chance.
No, I bought it. Is there an extra?
You're talking nonsense.
I got it there. On the right.
Where is the Indonesian place? I heard it. He's a Unishara place. I heard it.
He's lying.
Impossible.
I know it.
Where's Unishara? In Istora.
In Istora.
So, actually, there should be four events on the day. Unishara, Panji, DJ SS, there's a bank. The bank makes the event. And in Hall A, there's Reuni Akbar SMA Apa. Two canceled, only me and Yuni Syara. And he filled both of them.
Wow.
Praseto!
Cool. Favorite comicator.
Cool.
Thank you very much. Because it was directly on Bang Paji's WhatsApp. So while streaming. Using that small video. I just found out there was an app like that when I told you.
Video Note?
Yes.
I was also surprised.
You too, bro.
You too.
What is this, bro?
I also received it for the first time.
You were also sent like that?
Yes, but I've been in the group for a long time.
He sent me how to make it.
How do I make this, I asked him how he made it.
He said it was a joke.
I said, how could he make a video like that?
I replied to him, I asked him how he made it.
Technology.
Technology.
You're so funny.
You're funny too.
But are you satisfied?
After you got off the plane, are you satisfied?
I'm very satisfied.
I've never been that happy.
Sound is safe.
Very safe. In the Waxon Check, it's been tested.
Yes.
The silver one is safe.
Very safe. The view and the visual is also very safe. I'm not in a strategic position, bro. I'm on the right side. Because you're a cheap guy.
Yes, I'm a roadside. Okay, roadside.
The door is C. The door is C. C. C. C. Roadside. If you want to buy a door, buy it.
You can't buy it.
It's real.
I saw you in front of the gate. You were like this,
and you were on the ticket.
I bought the ticket right away. On this side,
Because I'm more forward to the tongue, that's why it's clear. The visual is good,
but what I didn't see was the backdrop. Oh, you didn't see it? I only saw the video, the backdrop, like the court.
MK. When will you make it again?
I don't know.
It's been a long time.
Will there be another next year?
No.
Not yet?
No. Usually, I already know what I want to make next year. This year, there's no idea.
So, you're not going to make anything this year?
I don't know about the specials. But this year, Comika still has 3 events. He's one of them. You don't know about the private events?
What are the 3 events?
That's a good one.
That's a good one. Bridging. That's a good one. He's just like a real guy. He's serious.
He's not a real guy. There are 3 events. The purpose is to make his face like that Like serious Like serious
There are 3 events
What is it?
It's not a show
It's Nebelin October there is Bolt and Bout 2 bald people fight Coach Justin vs Panji What is he doing? 4th of October
Fight 3 guys, stand up, fight with round of pundit and a debate about Team Nas
Wow, you won all of that?
Of course
He's the M.U.! He lost!
No, I didn't
But Arsenal can win!
Arsenal is second in the league!
As long as they live
Where's Siki's garment?
Yeah, I just realized I didn't realize it. Anyway, Coach Justin and I were in a fight. There were three judges. There was a stand-up fight. So, my team, me, Oki Renga, and Afif Safi, he was fighting with Panji Suriono.
Okay.
The first judge...
Panji Suriono?
Panjur, Panjur.
Panji.
Even the commentator was there.
The usual one versus the...
Yes. The second round was a trivia match. He should have won. We were the first to win. He should have won.
He didn't win.
I've watched every episode.
I've watched it.
For real.
But there was a problem.
It was 5-0.
There was a problem.
No.
Oh, the problem.
Trivia, trivia.
They were also in the problem.
Yes, in the trivia. Oh, okay. Okay. When the bat was 1 on 1. I saw Coach Justin, this is an insert for Coach Justin, to face,
no, it's true,
if you've watched,
he's a cello.
No.
He's a timnas cello, bro.
No.
I see Coach Justin is too overthinking. Let me know,
overthinking. Overthinking.
There, there, there.
Yes, Coach. Coach Justin, I know Coach Justin is a great football coach. But he's too over-thinking. The simple questions, he's looking for the answer that...
It's hard.
Right?
But if you look at...
Block him, Coach Justin. Block him.
Over-thinking.
Just block him.
No, this is a good thing.
Oh, okay.
I mean, sometimes he's looking for the answer that's too out of the box.
Yeah.
But, who was that? Bang Panji, Afib, Hamo Oki, and Benny. They were beaten up in the park. But, do they know about the trivia? Because I don't know about the trivia.
Afib and Hamo.
If it's trivia, why didn't you bring it? No, no, no.
Why is it trivia? People, what is trivia? Name five stadiums in Indonesia
Bandung Stadium, Jakarta Stadium, Bandung Stadium I've been there Persija Stadium, Persib Stadium
The name of the stadium
The name of the stadium is far away Jalak Harupa
Yes
3D
Persib Stadium Madura United Stadium Bali United Stadium Persihip Stadium Madura United Stadium
Bali United Stadium
Persipura Stadium?
Don't you want Madura United Stadium?
No, no, no!
That's not the name
Stadium's name, or something like that Oh, Haji Agus Sali Yes, Haji Agus Sali Noi Poi Stadium
No wonder, at this time, how many do you dare?
Five
I'm ten! Wow, this person is good How much do you dare? 5? I dare 10! You're good! Go up! I dare 11! 20!
You're good!
Okay, take it! Stadium per zip!
I don't want to hit you anymore!
What else do you want to make? That's October, the day of the match.
Be patient! Three matches!
The third match is debate. I and Koci debate about Team Nas. Because the event is October 4th. October 8th is our first match. Round 4. So, there's a debate about Team Nas.
That's October.
Will it be pro and contra?
Yes, it will be pro and contra. Koci and I different position, but the topic is team Nas. But is it random? The different positions or? No, he has confidence, I have confidence. Who knows, maybe there will be a debate.
There's no debate, right?
It's been tested.
Oh, the topic is, does Eriktori need to be replaced? Oh, my God.
That's already broken. That's already broken. In November, there was Adili Idola, Celebrity Roast Fadi Nuril.
Was it a roasting?
Yes, it was.
So, it was a roasting with a comedian, an actor. The plan was to do a roasting with a politician as well because he has a political opinion. But, unfortunately, no politician dared to go out. So, it was a comedian and an actor. And he was one of the roasters. I was the host, Ate, Nuri, Iva, everyone.
It was November 12th to 14th, I forgot. Was there a girl? Yes, we were still negotiating. But this actress was once the wife of Fadi Nuril in the movie. In the movie? Yes, Fadi Nuril is known by many women.
She was one of the actresses. Then? Then Fede Nurnoy is known by many people. One of them is this actor.
Then?
Then, in December there is The Founder 5.
The Founder.
Of course, part 2. The story of Senayan Jakarta.
I'm lazy to talk about The Founder 5.
Why?
When?
6?
I really want to be in the video.
He was in the video.
Already? I really want to be sponsored. He's been sponsored.
Yes, yes. When he was at Stand Up Fest.
What's the name of the founder?
I forgot.
Fortuner tambahan.
Yes.
I don't agree.
Yes, that's just Stand Up Fest. Yes, PILPRESS Stand Up Indonesia always lose. Want to be a founder.
Where is the founder?
Sponsored by the founder as a founder. That was the 2023 Serafest. As a founder 6. Founder 6? That's like a country. If you lose to the voters, you become a one-team press.
That's it.
Become a one-team press.
You want to insult the president?
No. Do you want to fill in the founder 5?
I do.
Okay, later we'll see.
As a founder 6.
Will it still be on HIFZI? Do you remember the founder of Vyvec? HIFZI was not able to perform, right? He's the one who opened it.
Oh, he's the one who opened it now? I want to, if he invites me. I want to.
But the concert will be at the ending.
So, I'll open it at the ending.
It's closed.
So, it's still closed.
It's not enough time, there's no one. Poor thing. He's the frontrunner. All tickets can be bought at Lockheed.com.
At Lockheed.com.
All of the 33 events can be bought? Correct.
Is there a package? What's the trigonometry? Trilogy Tower is done. The bundling is over. Oh, the bundling is over. On September 16th, Boltamble Temple was sold. One of them, 17 September, Adelie Idola. Then, The Fodder, around 20th.
But it can be bought on idolacad.com.
It's been 30 minutes. Adelie Idola, what year was it?
17th November?
No, November 12th or 14th. I forgot. You're the sponsor, how can you forget? Too many events. I don't have the material. Why did Fadi Nuril make a story like that?
Nice. We invite Fadi Nuril here.
Actually, he's not shooting anymore. He's out of the shooting, I guess.
I don't know.
Okay.
Hey, by the way, what was our theme? We were interested in that. The mainstream of Bang Panji, right? I have a lot of questions about politics. Okay. Comik-comik is often identified with political voices.
Yes.
If someone wants to jump straight into politics, ministerial position or whatever, we will make a cabinet. Cabinet.
I started from Capolri.
Huh?
Okay.
President first.
Okay. Don't think about it. Don't think about it.
Third person.
He wants to choose first.
I'm going to the police station. He doesn't like the police at all. I don't care. I don't care.
I'm sorry.
Oki Renga. Not Mr. Gamayel? No. Oki Renga.
Oki Renga is more violent than Gamayel. Oki Renga has played a role as a police
Yes, it's suitable
The one who is a handship has also been a police
I have also been a police
I have been a police
But it's not suitable
I'm also a handship
I'm just afraid of Maya
Why are you afraid of Maya?
He has also played a role as a rapper
I have also watched the movie too I've watched the movie too Capolri, Oki
Or Capolri, Gamayel
Oki Renga
Menkopolhukam Interesting
Oki Renga, Menkopolhukam Oki Renga
Gamayel, Capolri I'm going to Pagamayel Oki Renga, Menkopolhukam Stubborn, fierce Kapolri, Kapolri, Kapolri, Kapolri, Kapolri, Kapolri, Kapolri, Kapolri, Kapolri, Kapolri, Kapolri, Kapolri, Kapolri, Kapolri, Kapolri, Kapolri, Kapolri, Kapolri, Kapolri, Kapolri, Kapolri, Kapolri, Kapolri, Kapolri, Kapolri, Kapolri, Kapolri, Kapolri, Kapolri, Kapolri, Kapolri, Kapolri I'll tell you this, if I play against Kopo Lukam, Boris Bokir Why? Because he's SH Sgt. Huku He's crazy, he's a soldier too He can invent a soldier
He's a minister of justice No, I think if he plays against Kopo Lukam
If he plays against Oki, he's more suited to play Pora
Oki plays Pora?
Pora, because of Kipar? Because of Kipar Wait, wait, wait. He taught us to steal age. No. How is that a system? He can teach athletes to steal age.
What age? We win.
Abdul, if you want to be a man of the hour, you have to be a man of the hour. Our man of the hour is all man of the hour, right? Dito is not.
Man of the hour.
Dito is thin, but man of the hour. Man of the youth.
He talks while he's limping.
Who is it?
Menpora.
Menpora, yes.
If I were him, I would be Al-Katiri. I would be Al-Katiri. I would be Al-Katiri.
You said, I have to be a communist. I was about to say, I'm a communist. I'm not a communist. I'm not a communist. I don't want to be a minister.
I'm from the east.
I'm afraid that people will ask me, where is the minister? No, I'm just kidding. You're working. A minister should be a fan of Real Madrid.
Really?
No, because I've only have 3 girlfriends in your life
That's when you're together
When you're together
So who's the main portrait?
Main portrait? I'm Mahmoud
Mahmoud, if I'm not mistaken
Mahmoud
I agree, I'm Mahmoud
Mahmoud
Mahmoud
Don't be a corruption
Because he's also tough You chose him and you're doing it. I'm giving you security.
Yes.
I'm giving you security, not corruption.
If you're a man of the hour, will naturalization still work? That's the thing. Give me a suggestion. I will go to the three sunnahs. The focus is horse riding, swimming, and shooting.
I'm focusing on the three sports.
I think he's being. What sport is this?
Menembak.
Wait, wait. Bear kuda, what?
Menembak.
No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no.
What? This is a weapon business Because I have a gun!
I have a gun! You're a prophet!
You're talking like an animal!
You're the one who said that!
Why did you shoot?
Why did you shoot?
I shot with a bow!
You shot with a bow!
You shot with a bow! You shot with a bow! You shot with a bow! He's a fighter, he's a fighter. He's a fighter, he's a fighter. He's a fighter, he's a fighter. He's a fighter, he's a fighter. He's a fighter, he's a fighter.
He's a fighter, he's a fighter.
He's a fighter, he's a fighter.
He's a fighter, he's a fighter.
He's a fighter, he's a fighter. How about Athletic? Athletic? You guys are really good at Athletic.
You can...
No, we want to be a different minister. What do you want to be?
I think you know my position.
I already know. I... I'm Manchessnack.
Oh, I just...
Right? Manchessnack.
I just want to say.
Manchessnack.
Manchessnack.
Manchessnack. Man says snake. Why does he say snake? Because he can handle gangs.
This gang can pacify the other gang.
He's smart. He's good at saying things.
He's smart. He can motivate people. I think the president is still Ajis Doa Ibu. His representative is Maruf Amin.
He's not a comedian! Oh, no, I'm still a comedian!
I'm a comedian from Jogja!
Oroci Maruf!
Oroci Maruf
It's true
Minister of Communication
Ebel Kobra
Comdigi, Comdigi
Ebel Kobra The nation's communication is broken in one day Ebel Kobra The nation's communication was destroyed in one day
Ebel Kobra should have been playing Pora
His body was still wrinkled
He was still in a coma
Before he started, he was like
It's not fun
I forgot
Abdul, I already know what he's the minister of I already know
Hajj and Umrah
Hajj and Umrah
Hajj and Umrah
Hajj and Umrah. Hajj and Umrah. I want to say that.
There's two.
Hajj and Umrah or we can just choose.
Social minister.
Hajj and Umrah.
Because if it's social minister, he's corrupt.
But if it's Hajj and Umrah, it's important. He already has business in Umrah.
No, no. it's all open. Transparent. I will be transparent to my ministry. Haji and Umroh, if I become the minister of Hajj and Umroh. Do you have a business in Umroh?
Yes, I do. I just brought the first coating yesterday.
You can, Mr. Banji, I'll come later.
Are you serious? Seriously? No. Yes, yes, yes. He's messing with us. He's messing with us. I feel like I'm being fooled. He's being fooled. He's being so honest.
He's being so honest. Hey, hey.
We respect each other's beliefs.
Oh, the belief?
According to my belief, there is a time that is right.
Okay, not...
I...
InsyaAllah I will try to do the longest 10 years of Hajj. Wow, you already have a program.
There is a way, there is a way.
There is, InsyaAllah.
How?
There is, InsyaAllah.
I will find a way. If it's true,ical, very typical. There is a way. Very typical.
Very typical.
I know the way. How? I know the way. If he becomes minister, he will be afraid to be used.
I know the way.
How long have you been in the lobby? 35 years.
Regularly 30 years. I've been a regular for 30 years.
30 years?
Yes, 30 years. Waiting for it.
Until later.
There are many like this.
His son was just born, he registered. Many?
Really?
Yes. For a regular, he was born, he registered. Regular means ordinary people, right? Not like an expensive line.
No, this is, about the ones like Enaklas, Haji Khusus, Furoda. He has a lot of fans.
10, 10.
But I'll be doing business for a maximum of 10 years.
That's very serious.
It's like someone is going to be kicked out.
I'm serious.
I'm serious.
I'm serious.
I'm serious. I've been playing board games for 10 years. I don't want to play anymore. I really want to. But, I have to pay for the people's fund.
I have to pay for the people's fund.
You can be a car.
I want to be a Lamborghini.
I have my own way. Just choose me.
This is a ministry of worship. What does Arya mean? Arya is a minister that we're together, I can't joke around. What does Arya mean? Bang Arya, you don't know, he's a mensos. No, he's a minister of culture. Change to Mr. Fadlizon. I want to.
And the first thing I'm going to say is, the tragedy in 1998 is real.
Be patient.
What is it that you will do as a minister of culture? If Fadlizon, will set the date. Wait, before that, I want to interrupt first. In my opinion, if we are still Minister of Culture, the ministry will be a lot. I think we should reverse it first.
Mendikbud. No, it's true. The Minister of Culture must be alone.
Alone. Why? Because it will be too much.
Not about the budget.
Not about the budget, it's about the many. The function has been like that since the beginning. If the Minister of Education is very technical to make the nation's life smarter, the goal is right. The goal is to focus on the culture.
The goal is as big as the country.
There's a Dirjen, Dirjen.
It can't be.
From the beginning, it has to be...
This is another budget.
Why can't Haji Umroh himself? I'm I think he's serious, he wants to be like this We will arrange it
We will arrange it
The most thirsty for office is Abdul You can see it, right? That's not a lie
Abdul thirsty for office If I'm the Minister of Culture, I want to What? The program? What date? I don't use a date I write a new history, the version of the Buton Kingdom
No
There's a dragon
The dragon is there The dragon is there The dragon is there, I put it in the story The dragon is there
The dragon is everywhere
The one who was killed was replaced by Garuda
The dragon is there
The dragon is there
Don't be a traitor
But seriously, I did a research in Majid Raya Bintaro. It's called Gus Ajir. Gus Ajir is one of the scholars of the Prokarto. He kept asking people, Gus, is there a dragon or not? There is, apparently. There is.
The scholar who wrote the book.
That's right.
Explaining about the dragon.
You are... It's true. Comfortable. the Bible explains about the dragon what is that? comfortable he is being patient some scholars say there is no such thing some scholars write a book that explains animals like dragons
but not dragons
animals like dragons
maybe it can be a snake
a turtle
a frog if it's a game of thr'm a turtle. He's a Game of Thrones. A dragon that can fly.
Barong Say.
He's a Barong Say.
Barong Say is a lion.
Barong Say is a lion. A lion.
He thinks he's a dragon.
Barong Say is a lion.
Barong Say.
Barong Say is a? Barongsai
Barongsai is a dragon
This is what I want
Barongsai is a dragon It's not like a cat
It's a lion
No, it's a cat
A cat
A cat A cat A cat I think it's because of the length of the body. I think it's because of the length of the body. This is not normal. It's not normal. It's not normal. If people have a short body,
why can't a dragon have a short body?
That's right. A snake also has a short body.
This is right.
This person understands the dragon. This person understands the dragon.
That's right. I'm right, right? I'm right.
I'm right.
Naga is born long.
No, it's short.
What's wrong with this? Naga is short.
Naga is short.
But Barong Say is a dragon, right?
If there are only two, it means the dragon is short. I just know that if he said Barong Say is short. Are you still a lion or a dragon?
Dragon
If Barong Say is only two, it means the dragon is short
Short
There is a short dragon
Like this, Barong Say is a lion
Barong Say is a lion dance
Lion
Not a dragon
Although there is a dragon dance
Yes, lion
Which is also popular
I just found out
Satellite Ryan Index
I thought you just found out
Because the face
No
Long lion
Long lion Long lion Long lion Long? Long, long, long. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
I think the long one is called Barongsai.
Really?
Yes, that's it.
If the crew is many, it's long. If the crew is few, it's short. So there's the dragon, the dragon, the dragon show and Barongsai.
The dragon is the one who chases the fire. Yes. If the Barongsai The Naga is the one that he's chasing after the fire
Yeah
The Barongsai is the two people, they usually fight What's the name of the long one? Naga Naga The second one is the lion The long one is the Naga
Yeah, the name Barongsai is not the two of them
That's Barongsai, not the two of them The short one is called Barong Say, the long one is called... Barong Say!
But it's a valid question, right? What's the name of the dragon?
Dragon?
No, it's not the game, Barong Say is called... Barong Say? Long Up or Tarianaga It's not Barong Say?
No, it's not Barong Say
Why is Barong Say called Lion Dance?
I'm confused Yes, Barong Say called Lion Dance? I'm confused.
Yes, Barong Say is Lion Dance. What is the name of Dragon Dance? Dragon Dance?
Yes.
Lion.
Lion.
Lion who is a dragon.
Lion.
He's making a mess.
Barong Say has two dancers.
While Barong Say Lion or Dragon. Barong Say Lion. Barong Say Lion. So I'm is the lion Barong Say Liong, so I'm not wrong either
I'm not wrong
Barong Say Liong
The small one is Barong Say Pendek
Nine to twenty more Liong, if I know it's Liong Barong Say Liong Oh, maybe there's Barong Say Pendek
Oh yes, this is the lion Short, only two I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.
I'm not sure. But what I think is, the contour of his face is similar It's similar, it's really similar It's like, he's got two people
Yeah, he's been on SNUF
He's been on SNUF Yeah, he's been on SNUF He's been on SNUF There's two people inside
But Indah knows Indah knows Earlier, what? The murderous band?
So there's a N Earlier, what? The Ministry of Education.
So there's a power.
That's right.
Social power.
No, no.
Wait, wait.
We have to decide.
The Ministry of Health, that's it.
The Ministry of Health.
Next, the use of brain.
We have to decide.
This is an important ministry so that we can all go. foreign I agree. I agree with the press. Press. God willing. He's the one who's looking for money, he's the one who allocates money. Good.
Can I make a suggestion?
To make more money.
Can I make a suggestion?
For me. I agreed to show the press. Now I can show the press, right?
Yes.
Exchange for AI.
AI is next to me. Women. Women. Loh Lomot is not a Minister of Sports, after I think about it. What is he? ESDM. Oh yeah, Loh Lomot is a Minister of Sports.
Why?
Why?
What?
ESDM.
Energy and minerals. Energy and minerals. Let him take care of the island. He takes care of the island, he takes care of Raja Ampat. He takes care of North Maluku, Rempang.
Rempang. Rempang. Rempang.
I'm just... SDM. SDM.
Take care of the Cabaena Islands.
Yes.
Yes.
Islands that have potential. Take care of the Komodo Islands. Komodo, no private-private. It's suitable.
Yes, no tourism. Yes, it's suitable. If you keep that, I'll keep it. But if Bang Panji becomes... I can imagine what the future will be like. MPG can be the first program. I can imagine what the future will be like. Because in my opinion, what is not in Indonesia is civilization. It is not planned what our civilization will be like.
Everyone is busy advancing their respective sectors, but no one imagines that our civilization will be like this. We also believe in the capacity. I believe. I believe in the SDM.
This is Bang Panji.
Man Says Snake, he said.
What? What do you want? I don't know. Why do you want to be Man Says Snake? If it doesn't fit, what do you want to be? If you want to choose, you're a minister of religion.
That's me! I'm going to choose the Minister of Religion. I'm so angry!
I want to mess with you.
I want to mess with you.
I want to mess with everyone.
So that you won't be confused about the budget. Minister of Education?
I was thinking of Komdigi, but I think it's more like Radit.
Radit Komdigi. What's our founder?
Radit Komdigi. DG. Okay, economic creative. president not the president that's the point if he's the minister, he's the president if he's the minister I don't know who's the minister
I know this guy change the late call teddy who? Kang Isman so I'm the cabinet secretary I'll arrange the meeting
I'll prepare it
CEO gojek
that's the minister's position I know what position I've been up there
he's the CEO
I know what position is Gang Isman
PFI commissioner
president's representative
that's right
that's right.
Bang Anji and Bang Isma.
So, people also...
Symbol.
Symbol.
Symbol.
But I haven't answered it yet.
What was it?
Manpower. Ah, manpower. Yes, manpower.
I heard it.
KOSD. KOSD.
That's far. I'm a Ganger, so I'm a Ganger. You're a Ganger. You're far from being a Ganger.
If you're the Minister of Environment, do you have the authority to... I don't understand anything. I'm still better as a Ganger.
No.
I can do youth and sports. Why not as a Paragraph? You're one of the people who made... Riana Driandi. Jumbo. Parekraf, you're the only one in Southeast Asia who made a show for 10,000 people. Oh, I know! The Minister of Foreign Affairs. In New York.
New York.
I speak English. You speak English? Yes, of course! We all speak English.
Really?
Really!
Where do you guys learn English?
Yes!
I learn English on YouTube. Where do you guys learn English? Yes! I learn English on YouTube.
Where do you guys learn English?
I'm Oto Didak.
Oto Didak is not an English word.
It's an individual player.
He's a one-man band.
He plays soccer. He's a one-man band. He's a one-man band. You play football, you play football, you play football, you play football, you play football, you play football, you play football, you play football, you play football, you play football, you play football, you play football, you play football, you play football, you play football, you play football, you play football, you play football, you play football, you play football, you play football, you play football, you play football, you play football, you play football, you play football, you play football, you play football, you play football, you play football, you play football, you play football I think my experience is the best experience in my career is the best
by doing
English is no problem with us
I want to know how you build your
stand up comedy career in New York
so far?
yes, so far is that good? no, it's been challenging because I have to stand-up comedy career in New York? So far? Yes.
No, it's been challenging because I have to go back to Jakarta, Indonesia and lead Comica, if you remember. For the past three years, I gave it to someone else to lead the company, but now I'm back as the CEO of Comica. So my stand-up career in New York is, you know, is on hold.
You say that? No, no, no.
Manji, you say that?
God, that stupid shit.
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
That stupid shit.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
That's your boy, man.
I had a split of tongue.
Yeah! Yeah! I had a split of tongue. I split of tongue.
You feel so tired or no?
You...
Go back, go back. Back to back.
Back and forth. Back and forth. Yes.
You still so tired?
I'm tired.
I'm tired but I'm used to it by now because I have to go back and forth so many times. Okay. In the year. Have you been to...
Have you been to the US?
Have you been there? Not yet. Not yet.
Because my English is so f**king bad English.
So f**king bad English.
Bad, bad.
Music.
When I see your smile. When I see you smile
I am in the face of the world
I am in the face of the world few days ago I went to Thailand and then what happened? Ebel bought bread
why buy bread? buy bread buy bread
buy bread like a hybrid car By bread. By bread. By bread. By bread. By bread.
By bread.
By bread. By bread. By bread. I'm gonna get $1.5 million. That's it. What else?
What's the route?
By bread.
Then, both of them said,
Sir, sir, how?
There are a lot of Thai people like that. What do you mean? What do you mean? No, no. What is the point of this? This is delicious!
Why is he speaking like that? Is this delicious?
Is this delicious?
And it's cheap!
It's cheap, and easy to make, you just need to move!
You just need to move! You just, just move! Just move!
But Thailand is not that good, Thai people speak English. Then he was asked,
is there a cockroach in Thailand?
Then,
ehh? Or, is this not good? Hahaha What's the answer? Is this not good? Good, good, good.
Of course the seller will say good.
I'm not stupid. Back to the airport, I told Tio,
Tio is fast.
Sir, sir, fast.
Fast, fast, very fast.
You think I'm Vin Diesel?
You think I'm Vin Diesel? You're being doubled. How many times do you have to double it? You're being doubled. You think I'm Vin Diesel? I'm Vin Diesel.
But if you make a stand-up using English, it's actually easier, right?
What's the word? It's harder for me.
Oh, the singer said that making lyrics using English is easier than making lyrics using Indonesian.
Here, for the Indonesian market, making lyrics using English is easier than making lyrics in Indonesian. Here, for the Indonesian market, you make lyrics in English, it's easier to feel cool than writing lyrics in Indonesian and hoping it's cool. But when you go out, especially stand-up, it's really hard in my opinion. No, my writing has changed.
Dimensionally. Did anyone realize that the stand-up is a bit different from mine?
Yes, yes.
That's the effect. New York, I had a long standup. In New York, it had to be fast. One minute, you had to wait for the laughter. Back then, when I was in my nation's time, people were talking about me.
Yeah, it was long. So, changing the format was hard for me. Changing my standup style was hard. But, that one, Bang Pand said was 10,000 hours. 10,000 hours. Yes, that's in English. In English, yes.
Yes.
Does it work?
It works.
I watched some of the clips. Yes.
The material is good, I think. Yes, indeed. Thank you very much. But that's after the format changed. Yes, that's after a year of not being000 hours is the 20th city in the world in 2024. And it's done, right?
It's done.
So, now, if I stand up, people already know, this is the funny me.
Right? In New York, the name is already famous.
Not yet. Wait a minute, my question.
Does it mean that it's very competitive there?
Very.
Is there any gatekeeping?
A lot.
That's what's difficult.
There are more than 30 comedy clubs in New York.
Wow, that's a lot.
Yes, let's say 30.
In one city.
In New York alone, 30. Every comedy club, two shows per night. That means every night, Monday to Sunday, there are 60 stand-up events. Only in Comedy Club. If you add the events in cafes, restaurants, bars, maybe 80-90 per night.
Per night?
Correct. On one side, there are many jobs. But on the other side, there are also many comicals. There are more comicals in New York than all the comicals in stand-up. So many.
There are so many.
There are so many layers. I mean, the quality of the comics. There's Chris Rock, who lives there. Trevor Noah, who lives there. Jerry Seinfeld, who lives there.
When you first came, if we put it in order, layers, layers, how many layers were you in? Eight?
If I were to the top 10, maybe I'm in the second place.
Huh?
That's so far. If you go to New York and see the open mic in New York, you'll see, it's so good. Some are crazy, some are crazy. But there are also some who are really good. As many as the good comics, you think,
why is this person not famous?
Because he's good?
Not yet.
Have you watched Rashad Bashir? When Rashad, the black skinned guy from New York. I once brought a comedian from the US, three of them. One of them is black skinned.
The one who made the video, the one where they were three.
That's really funny. In Indonesia, it's really funny. In New York, it's also really funny. Not with anyone. And he's been a stand-up comedian for 15 years. Sorry, bro. Kevin Hart. Sorry, I saw Kevin Hart. I don't think he's as funny as that. Compared to many comics that are not as famous as Kevin Hart.
But, what is it? They polish the branding. Maybe because he's already got a persona and a name. That's Kevin Hart, the one who has a show during the pandemic.
That's funny.
I think it's like, what's he doing?
It's the same with RRK Hart, my host during the pandemic. Because, how do you do it? You want to make it special, but the open mic is very limited. That's how it is. The feel is like an open mic. Yes, yes.
But I mean, I have an explanation. Because I can't talk about other cities. A stand-up career is divided into two. The path of comedy club and the path of followers. The path of comedy club is to find a way for me to perform. There's a thing called barking. So I have a comedy club, I said, I just want to perform tonight at 1 o'clock, it's okay.
They give me a ticket. Here's 100, finish it. He's on the side of the road, comedy show, comedy show tonight. And sometimes... And sometimes, he was a liar. Dave Chappelle tonight, Dave Chappelle, but there was no Dave Chappelle.
Damn it.
For the show. Barking, his name. I've barked too.
Have you ever sold like that?
I have, it was on my vlog. People saw me selling tickets and I met an Indonesian. He said, Manji, yes. His eyes were like, poor thing, he's selling tickets on the side of the road. That's why it's called LPDP.
Here, it's called LPDP.
If you're in the comedy club, you hope that one day you'll make it to the famous comedy cellar.
Yes.
But comedy clubs in New York also have their own rules. There were 30 clubs. There's one in Brooklyn, one in Manhattan. Manhattan also has its own rules. So, every comedy club has a gatekeeping. You have to audition.
If it's funny, you can enter. If it's not funny, you can't enter. But you have to find a way. Sometimes, there are people who work there. Just like, if you remember Ketawa, people like to work there. They work there, they don't get paid, but they get stage time.
Because for them, stage time is everything. You can see people, it's everything. That's Lajurug Comedy Club. There's a lot of politics here. To be able to meet. There's also the Restu Followers.
The job is to stand up wherever, but don't forget to make a clip, put it on social media, and then build a following basis from there. That's the semi-obedient path. One of the paths is also the Mad Drive. Because you don't know how viral the clip is, and then your life changes. Well, that's it.
But everyone can do it. I mean, even those in the same path can do this. Why don't they want to, Bang? There are so many comedians who don't feel the need. So there are many comedians who don't like playing social media. Not like, I'm so lazy to be a comedian who clips on social media.
Do we have to stand up to make the clips? That's it.
Well, this is about money. If, for example, the finance minister,
broke through,
I mean, the rock will be really rich. Usually, most of the comedians stand up there.
Which comedian is this? The comedian of Comedy Club?
Yes.
The comedian of Comedy Club, the comedians there. Which comedy club is this? Yes. Comedy club comedians have their own level. After they pass one comedy club, this is for imagination, I've never told you this, right? The price of payment. Performing on the weekend is 75 dollars for one set. Performing on the weekdays is 25 dollars for one set. So, if you only pass one comedy club, you can't live.
Even if you go every day. So, you have to go through a number of comedy clubs. There's a level. Some have gone through clubs. One or two clubs. Some have gone through a lot of clubs. This one, the work is so hard.
7 o'clock here, 8 o'clock here, there is a street called McDougal. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6. There are 6 comedy clubs. So every hour he runs. Sometimes he starts at 7, moves, at 11 o'clock here again. Sometimes he moves again to be able to live from the stand up. But if he is known because he appears everywhere,
eventually he is called a comedy seller. When he becomes a comedy seller, this was the door to everything. The door to TV, Netflix, all kinds of things.
That's what he meant. Helen was like that too, right? Right.
After that, after he was famous in New York, he took me out. After he went out, he built a set, made it special. First, he made it special, put it on YouTube first. That's why the first special of Comedian New Year, including MadRife, put it on YouTube first. When it's on YouTube, the views are visible, then he can talk to Netflix.
Netflix, I can get 1 million viewers. 1 million viewers.
That's the point.
Sometimes Netflix says, okay, I'll pay, sometimes. Okay, try to make a special, use the money first, if it's good, I'll pay for it. Jokoy is like that. Jokoy was interviewed by Rogan, if I'm not mistaken. He had produced, offered to Netflix, Netflix refused. Twice, he made a special like that. That's the flow. Long, right?
Wow, that's hard. Long. How many years does it take, bro? If I'm not mistaken, it's the third year, right? How many years do you need? And who is the comedy seller? What kind of minister is it? Who calls people to play in comedy seller? His name is Booker.
Booker is the most respected profession in comedy club. The booker of comedy seller is ST. E-S-T-E-E. Very fierce.
Agent for example? Like an agent?
But only works for one comedy club. And to be able to get an audition at a comedy cellar, you have to be recommended by three comedy cellars. For example, you've passed.
The one who's a senior.
You've passed the comedy cellar.
You're an ST. You say, there's a comedian named Panji, he's good. Suddenly you say, have you ever heard of a comedian named Panji? Just invite him. Then, he said, Esti, try to invite Panci. Three people were auditioned. The audition was at 1 PM.
It was watched by Esti. If it's funny, play. If not, no.
Wow.
There's a Malaysian comic that has arrived.
Arrived?
His name is Dr. Jason Leung.
Now, for your link there, the last question. Yes, I have one more question. May I? Yes, it's okay.
Please, Minister of Finance.
For your link.
Minister of Culture.
How is your link there? Your friendship there and people welcome you, how is it?
Yes, how far?
Now, gossip about me in New York is already spread. Until you like, just this Wednesday? Oh no, no. Have you been in Warawiri?
Not yet.
I haven't made it through.
So, I... If I take the stream of followers, that's why I made a comedy account, then I posted it everywhere. Have you been talked about there? Between comedians.
Among them, there was gossip that there was a comedian, Kevin Hart, from Indonesia, moved there. The one who often talks in front of New York clock.
What?
There's a clock.
He talks in the morning.
Oh yeah, there was a weekly vlog.
That's pretty cool.
The one who made the green screen yesterday. Yeah, he made it here. That's surprising.
So, I was about to fill in an event, there was a stand-up comedy on the rooftop. I was introduced to someone. Yo, this is Panji, the one I'm talking to you about. The comedian said. Yo, this is Panji. This is the Panji you mentioned yesterday.
The one I mentioned yesterday. This is the Panji I mentioned yesterday.
Yo, I heard you're the Dave Chappelle of Indonesia, he said.
Is that you? I know that! So, among them, my reputation is spread and a bit of a help because a lot of jobs came from comica too.
Okay.
My last question, okay? Yes. My last question, okay? Just two questions. First, it means...
A lot, a lot.
Wait, wait, wait. It's not over yet. Okay, Minister of Finance. It means that your relationship with comica there is quite strong.
Not bad. At my level.
Do they have a gap?
There's no community there.
There's a family, but there's no community.
It's business.
Community is business.
Minimal like this.
There's a comedian in New York. If you make an event, will I be the host? Will I be the host?
There's something like that. Help, help. I also park because of the help, because I was invited to perform, then he said, I just want to let you know. So the event was at 7, at 4 I was told, I just want to let you know, there are only two people who bought the tickets,
the capacity was 50. I said, I'll just come there. He said, do you still want to perform? I said, I'll come there later. When I got there, he was parking on the side of the road. I said, come on, come on. He said, what's your name?
I said, three. I said, I'll help you park. I parked too. If you get a role and you don't pass Comedy Club, you have to be in line with other comedians. That's why I'm really keen to open mic, I just want to see other comedians. Because among them, there are people who make shows. The point is, the one who is respected is anyone who can give a flying watch, who can give a stage.
As much as that person wants. This is what I want to ask. First, you mean you will continue to doing this until a certain point, right? I mean, to chase your career out there that you have planned from the beginning. I don't know what your target is. There is no target.
What is your target? How long will you chase it? With that kind of potential, it means that the comedy industry in Indonesia is still not doing well, right? I mean, if in a city like New York, there are hundreds of thousands of comedians, with hundreds of shows, with hundreds of... that means there is a demand, right?
There are a lot of viewers who consume comedy. In my opinion, seeing 10,000 viewers, the industry is still not doing well.
The question is, it's very smooth.
Yes. Is that our new culture? The civilization.
It's very good. Later, Haji Omro will be the last. There's no business here. My target is to reach the career level where I have lived from stand-up. Just like what I'm fighting for in Indonesia. Comica lives from of work. Okay.
I don't want to... Not that I don't want to, my target is not Netflix special, not Madison Square Garden. My target is I can live my life and my family off of stand-up.
How long do I want to achieve that? I don't know. That's the only thing I can't answer. But for sure, my time there was still long. My kids were still 8 years old. Syrah just got into high school for 4 years, then she went to college for 4 years. So I still had to be there for 8 years to take care of, at least Syrah, because Dipo is now in college. 8 years is a long time, I'm not in a hurry. That's why when I go there, I open mic.
But now I just focus on Comica first. Because it's my company, my business, I have a promise with Comica, with my talent. I'm focusing on this first, I'm tidying it up, and now it's much better. Much healthier, happy. I'm focusing on this first. No rush. If I... Comica's plan as a company is to go to New York. So I still keep my hope.
Now, about the industry, it's still very far away. My dream is actually, I made Comica one day, people asked me, what do you want from Comica? I just want, when I was old, I became a comedian. So I just want to sit in the back.
Oh, so that's the ST?
No, if the ST is the one who chooses.
He's the one who chooses.
If I have a comedian, I want to be behind, watching Comica. He's a bully. I'm the one who has a comedy club. I want to be behind the scenes, watching the comedians. Go home and say hi.
Oh, there's this funny one.
That's it.
My dream is to have a comedy club in the big cities of Indonesia. That's my last dream. When all this is over, I want to die, knowing that there are comedy clubs in many cities in Indonesia. But, building a comedy club in many cities is one thing. Filling the comedy club is a different thing, right? Because if I don't have a hard time finding money, it's easy.
I can make, or we can make a comedy club in Solo. Is there a comedy club? One comedy club, the audience, bro.
That's it, right?
I used to say that our industry is still very far. Still far. Because we only open mic, sometimes 15 viewers, 20 viewers, we are very happy. In Malang, for example, there are a lot of viewers. Because looking for viewers is not as consumptive. Open mic, people come to the show more. If the show, yes, there is already a market.
But we also look for 1,000 viewers for new level comicals. It's still a bit difficult, the target is 300.
One day, if you are curious, one day I will tell you about the plan of Comica, and you will believe that what I said earlier will not happen. I promise, we'll tell you later, when we have dinner. But it's very happening, it's very happening, there's a flow, and that's the job of Comica. There are many companies that are moving in field of comedy, but I want to be a comedian to build an industry. That's it. And it can be.
It means you have to build the market, right? And build the comedian. That's why there's a school for the broken and all kinds of things. But it can be. There is a way to get there.
I'm really curious. 180 to 90 shows last night, who's watching it? If I'm not a problem in the audience, the audience can be found. Comic, we don't have a comic.
Yes, that's why it's wrong to have a lot of assumptions that say there are too many comics.
That's wrong.
For example, like Jakarta, for example, Jakarta, we make every day, every night, there is a comedy club. There is a showcase. Who is the one who fills it?
For example, we have to...
The book, Senapes, we still have to show it. Yes, for example, 6 comics.
We personally, how many times can we show it in a month?
In Indonesia, it's very wide. How many times? Well, that's it. I have one last question. Is it possible for us, who are stupid in English,
to build a career in New York? Emil, I'm sure we can. Just move your body.
Our English is...
It doesn't matter.
In the beginning...
In the beginning...
In the end, in the beginning, in the beginning, in the beginning, in the beginning, in the beginning, in the beginning, in the beginning, in the beginning, in the beginning, in the beginning, in the beginning, in the beginning, in the beginning, in the beginning, in the beginning, in the beginning, in the beginning, in the beginning, in the beginning, in the beginning, in the beginning, in the beginning, in the beginning, in the beginning, in the beginning, in the beginning, in the beginning, in the beginning, in the beginning but in New York, if your English is broken English,
Oh, broken English.
Yes, so your English is broken. If your English is broken, but you can write stand-up, I guarantee you can have a career. Not necessarily rich, because if there is a place that is used to broken English, it is New York. If one day you are lucky, and I'm there, I'll be there to look around. You'll see there's a broken English from Taiwan, a broken English from Mexico, there's one from my friend, his name is Ken.
He's from Uganda. All of them are broken English. That's what people like. Because of the character. It's funny. It's funny. It's funny. So it's not just funny. If it's funny, it's because of the writer.
This is the time. There are so many comics in New York that can't be written. Until now, there are many comics in New York that think stand-up is a funny story. Can you tell the difference? If your story is funny, it's funny. But if you don't have a funny story, you can't make it funny. If we can write a story that's not funny, we can make it funny. That's us.
That's why I believe that if we can go there, we can... So, there are a lot of comical stories, but they don't have a formula. They don't have a formula. Because there is no community, no one to teach. The hardest thing about moving to New York is not the skills and English. It's the life.
That's it.
The comical things like Ben Danio, Andovi Da Lopez. Andovi Da Lopez has money. Ben Danio, Duto Triagi. Can Oza Rangkuti not break there? Can he? He can. I've seen Oza Stena break in the Eastville Comedy Club. The challenge is to live there.
How does he live? He can't live in Indonesia. That's the hardest part.
Yes, yes.
So, it means that you have to build a funding source here, right? Or, yes, I'm ready to work.
Well, that's my question. Why aren't you ready to work there?
Because... You have a lot of money.
Huh, I thought you have 17,000 viewers?
Because I have the privilege to not need it. I'm better off to just use it for open access. But have you ever thought about it?
Yes.
What would you do? I would be a barista. There are so many cafes. But you're a barista?
Can you make coffee?
How can you be a barista? Can you make coffee? Everyone, when they work in a coffee shop, they can't make coffee. They're taught to. No, I mean... Barista has the most... The most... The most coffee choices.
And he can work. If you're an Indonesian, you mostly work in a restaurant. But working in a restaurant, I think, is hard to be a stand-up comedian.
Because full day.
Full day.
The energy is tired. There is a shift, but on Saturday and Sunday, you can't go out to the restaurant. Because the occupancy is high. Even though the show is on Saturday and Sunday. That's why it's hard. We can.
You can.
I want to live in...
Uganda can. Kenya can't.
I think it's not possible.
He's the only one.
We can.
I can be a barista, he can be a barista too. Why can't I be a drug dealer?
He's chosen by the government.
He's a zombie.
Okay, guys, don't forget.
There are Bold and Bald, Panji vs Justin, Adili Idola, Roasting Fadi Nuriel, and TheF Founder 5.
The Founder 5. Thank you. Check out the account of Comica Event.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you, Panji. Thank you.
I want to learn English.
Me too.
I want to be a triathlon.
I want to be a lesson in Kumon.
English.
I want to be a math student. Oh, you're not a math student? Oh, yeah, yeah.
Math is not a problem.
Where are you going?
I'm looking for my classmate.
I'm going to talk to a math student.
Hey, you're a runner, why are you here?
I'm a member of the RTA. I'm going to chase you.
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