TREES HATE YOU

My boy Dashie told me he was tweaking playing this game. Let me go through his messages actually and see exactly what he said. Yeah because I just be texting Dashie like that. I just casually be texting Dashie. I mean come on big dog. What you want me to say man? You know I just be texting him dude. I mean, come on big dog. What do you mean? I mean, what's your what you want me to say man?

You know, I just be texting them dude. I mean, come on. That's you know, we just like that he said, uh He said, uh He said, uh You got to try trees. Hey you game I played I can definitely see you playing in this its own itch. I said bet And I forgot about it for like a week

And he texted me today. I was like man. Everybody done played this game. I hate you now I was looking forward to yours because I know it's gonna it's gonna blow up. No pressure I just know this game has your name on it I was like, oh man, i'm gonna play it tonight Yo cam with the 10 w cam with the 10 W cam Yo, Cam with the 10. W Cam with the 10. W Cam. That's my goat right there. Texting my goat. That's my goat right there, dude. Dude is a mythical being. Somewhere between human And just mythical creature that man is. You appreciate you cookie, thank you.

You all appreciate that KG, I appreciate you KG, thank you. Lock in. Name of this game is Trees Hate You. So I'm guessing we gotta look out for some trees in this. Oh, there's music? Ain't no music.

All right, I'm gonna leave everything on 50 for now. Quality high, you already know the drill. Controls, move, chop. Tab to reset oh lord trees hate you why are they hating I don't know be this loser or design a victim oh we already got wait a victim Oh my okay

That's about right There's no option for red so Hair

Where's just big giant curly action at that's probably the closest thing to what I got going right now. Unironically, go orange. This is the best orange you got? That's the best orange you got?

Oh, I'm waiting. Oh, you hear that music? Oh! Ooh, I could go with some Elvis action. Dude, that music hard man, I don't know what to go with Dude, that is hard! Pigtails, I bet.

Keep it on that right there.

Body. keep it on that right there body

hit it with that guitar again oh my god the overrides Oh Shoes I'm going yellow shoes That is hard! What's the hair? Y'all don't want no glasses. Oh Lord! Where the green at? Not that green, darker green.

There it is, that's me right there that is horrifying that'll work mouth I don't want to be frowning cuz surely I'm gonna be happy playing this game right that's creepy go, uh, that'll work. None of that facial hair. Dude, dude. Y'all rockin' with it?

Hey! Yeah! That's hard, man! Alright. That's hard man! Alright, let's begin. Dude the music is so good!

Oh my framerate's a booty! What's this say? Be sure to read every sign you see, you never know when one will say something useful. I see a tree! I'm gonna walk around this tree. I KNEW IT WAS GONNA DO SOMETHING! Wait, this game gonna be easy?

Alright.

What are these? Are these checkpoints? That is a checkpoint. Ha, juke idiot!

Ha ha ha, I don't know what you thought you were gonna do. I know your game. I'm going. Yo!

All right, look here.

It's almost making it like, hey, you wanna, why is it moving?

I'm going around this way. Coin? I forgot about That's the last time you ever gonna kill me idiot piece On a what you thought you'd go go in. Yep. Where did that one come from?

Was that tree there a minute ago So one shoots out of the ground right here, but this one's gonna shoot me or something. Oh, no, he's just looking at me. Oh, that's first checkpoint. This easy. What you talking about? Get off me. excuse me I see I see how we're gonna do see I swear there's trees popping up was this tree right here a second ago. I swear there's more popping up Now I see how we're gonna do that we're not gonna play fair, huh, I see

So I gotta outrun this one. I don't know what this one Bro, are you you gonna block me now? I gotta get around you. Excuse me Thank you They all got good

what do you got you got a gun you gotta go to Where do I go? AHH!

My boy Dash, you really gonna do this to me? Alright, I got this part down now. That tree up there chases you, that tree behind my face cam chases you, and the other three have a gun, and then the other two chase you.

So run. Why you lo- That tree did not have a gun a second ago. Who gave him a blicky?

It did? I'm locked in! Run!

Up here!

There's gotta be a...

Checkpoint?

Checkpoint please I beg... Let me go ahead and pop a cough drop real quick because it's about to get ugly in here. Kobe. Alright. I got it now. I Got it now y'all got it. I got it. I can get back to that part first try here. Come on Run he got a gun juke. He got a gun Alright now. Yo Janelle with the five, thank you. What does the tree button do?

Are you kidding me? What is that? that

I'm not see I'm not understood that you want to do a double slide like that you are cheating and you know it that one behind me shot at exit that tree was not there before I'm dead serious dude there's more trees every time you go to the side okay so i think if i can stay in the middle there i'm about to tweak if i can stay in the middle there i think I'm good idiot idiot shoot Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, we're good

That's what I'm talking about! If you get stuck, press tab and check for free trees. Is that what I hit a minute ago?

Checkpoint?

There's no checkpoint here! Did you see him try to hit me again?

This is ridiculous right now. This is ridiculous.

He tried to do a double swing. Wait, why is the music? I'm locked in. Okay, there's a trigger to come up up here. Yo devs, yo devs. What are we doing dog? Yo devs

What are you doing up in here, dude? There is a tree that rolls down the stairs. The music's starting to drive me crazy.

Ah!

Oh my goodness, there was a flag up there that I saw a minute ago too.

There's a checkpoint right there! I'm starting to get hot.

I'm starting to get hot.

Excuse me. Thank you.

Thank you

Even the music is trolling me, dog. I know everything that they're going to hit me with now. I have learned...

That tree right there keeps doing a double scoot, and I'm sick of that tree!

Do the damn double scoot! You did that to your double skills!

That so far, so far, you know I'm gonna keep tracking that. So far, that's my least favorite tree in the game.

That specific one right there. You ain't gonna touch me oh yeah that's clean come on Juke juke one more girl come down the road. I got you Two checkpoints, baby. Get off me. Two checkpoints.

Let's go.

Does this lead to a secret? This is tempting here. This looks so obvious to be a secret. Yo, if I fall, will it reset my checkpoint? Okay, nevermind. reset my checkpoint. Okay, nevermind, all right, there has to be some. Dude, there's even a, there's a tree on a secret.

That tree's not there now. Where did the taking me? Oh, this has to be a secret! There's stairs here! Where is this going? They wouldn't put nothing up here where there's a secret, right? It says trees, not bushes. Oh, it's the coin.

I swear. Oh, it's the coin!

I swear!

Well, it don't even matter because if it does kill me, I'll just be right back at my checkpoint. Wait, what does that mean?

Wait, that's your playback brother, Chick Boy, right? You know what?

I have played plenty of rage games. This is nothing. I know how to immediately get back to where we was. It's not a problem. Dog! What? Dude, it's crazy! They're throwing new stuff that wasn't there on the first playthrough! Like, what's up with the tree?

Idiot! so Oh, they're evil. Oh, they're evil.

So not only do they send you back here, they throw new stuff that wasn't there in the first place?

Oh, oh, oh, oh, for real?

Okay.

That one's gonna fall. This one's gonna swing.

Fall.

Now there's another one gonna fall from up the stairs right here and it doesn't activate are you kidding me? You gotta be- easy money what you talking about? This one's got a gun, that one's gonna swing, I went right here, okay yeah I'm back like I never left watch this

Chat what did the coin give me? Too easy now the other ones gonna come from the back right here. Pause. Yep. TREATMENT TIME!

We're back like we never left. What you talking about? What did the coin give me? I have one coin. Was it worth it? I don't know.

Lord have... Ooh, I see another coin up there! Do you worth it? I don't know. Lord have-

Ooh, I see another coin up there! Do you see it?

Are you kidding me?!

Bro, what?!

Oh, do they look- Oh what? Oh dude they left Cough drop almost slid down Hey look I got a checkpoint right here Send it! Send it! Stay alert! Why is there stairs right there? I'm about to swing. I'm about to break. Yo, Dashie, did you beat this demo?

Send it, send it. You know you want to.

Yep, idiot.

Do it. Yep, goober.

Nuh-uh. Do it. Yup.

Goober.

Nuh uh.

That's a setup chat. That's a setup right there. I want the coin though.

I got the coin. It's a fire in mine. You gotta be kidding me. I got the coin. It's a fire in mine. You gotta be kidding me. I got the coin! It's a FAMILY! You gotta be kidding me! Hey I got the coin, what you talking about?

Hey I got the coin, I'm starting to get hot. Juke! Oh yeah, I done got the method done now. What happens if I walk right beside this one? Bro's got two weapons in his bag, huh?

Okay. Dude, they have a tree firing squad.

Up here.

Where'd the outsideness come from?

Oh lord, this looks terrible. Knock!

Where did that tree come from?

There wasn't even a tree on the right!

Oop, oop, oop, oop. Bro, why you not...

Oop, oop, oop.

Alright, come on.

Oop, oop, oop. Okay.

Just gotta break a sweat.

Oh, if this is just a demo, I cannot imagine what the, what the full game.

Idiot.

Okay, I got the method right here. Two of these fall, I hug the wall, and one's gonna come from the back right here juke it get the clock Oh, oh, oh. Ha, ha, ha, I hit it that time, get off me. All right, I'm gonna go quick left to avoid this tree right here.

Quick left, quick left, quick left, quick left.

That tree on top, that little hill's up to something. It's up to something, I just can't prove it. Oh my god! There's a tree everywhere! Check the bits from Dashie? Wait, did Dashie send bits?

Oh, he did! What'd he say? What'd he say Yes, I beat the demo also, how did you know I was here I was on the sneaky sneak I Figured you wanted to see my suffering as you did

I'm suffering just like dash he did W dash he preaches

Bro said he owned a sneaky sneak

All right, come on the crazy part is they be throwing new stuff

Like I'm surprised that tree right there don't wake up and try something one time when I go back to you

Okay, I got the method here. I'm gonna go left but not full left because that tree pops up. Left but not full left. So logically you would want to go dead ahead because that looks like the path forward, but it's too easy. The path less trodden is often the best path. So I'm going to wrap around to the left. Don't you dare! Let's go! I knew it I knew it I knew it you see that jiggle peak I jiggled it Oh

32 deaths there's no way you're counting. There's no way you're counting the deaths. Is it really 32? There's no way it's 32. Yellow patches for trees? Oh, that explains what- That makes sense why that tree pops up. Okay, that's good to know actually.

Come on, send it.

Wayne, watch this. You think I should go for the same method?

Go.

He falls, I don't get hit. Falls don't get hit. What happened to me last time here? All right, look at this. When I walk through that gap right when I walk through that gap I'm gonna hang right okay I'm gonna hang right when I walk through that gap right there

hey y'all ain't getting paid for that last bit that was a experiment y'all some straight scammers clean now that tree in the middle is not moving why is he not moving right also what is that tall tree on the left gonna do I don't trust the tall tree on the left gonna do? I don't trust the tall tree on the left. Is bro gonna pull out a sniper? What's the tall tree on the left gonna do?

Okay, this way.

34, I'm not gonna lie to y'all chat 34 deaths is not that bad That doesn't seem that bad for this kind of game

clean

I'm doing the same method because it's working Beautiful same method I am such an idiot, I should have hesitated. Yo I just unlocked a new strat right here by the way, watch this. You can do a shortcut right here and avoid the one that gets thrown at you. That is so, that is big brain.

Big brain. Clean. Don't you hit me. Don't you hit me either. I know what to do here lock in go right right this is too good this is too good to be true what is this this is too good to be true. What is this? This is too good to be true. I knew it.

I called it.

What did I say? I said this is too good to be true here Look at the new method though new method. This is great method because that one doesn't get thrown at us no more Clean we're good. Let's go There we go bust the left we have the method here the method Go it's gonna fall. I avoid it. It's gonna fall. I avoid it. This was gonna come through. I avoid it.

Bust a right. Left. It misses. Go! GO! NO! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! Oh oh oh oh oh

Okay Okay Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Okay.

Okay, I have it this time. Hug the wall, I might have to hug the wall, no joke. Doing all that work just to get robbed, it hurts, it hurts. Oh, I missed, I was gonna do it clean

Beautiful

Chat I have this part down to a science dude an absolute science I Am this part look at that clean dodge Boom boom avoid Checkpoint where's the checkpoint? Dude, the music in this game is unbelievable. What are the odds that that was a... Excuse me? Dude, there's a chest over there! Oh, I see a flag for a checkpoint!

Don't you dare kill me.

Don't you- What are you doing?

What are you doing?

Sir, I can't- What are you doing?

I'm trying to get out of here!

I'm trying to get out of here! I'm trying to get out of here!

I'm trying to get out of here! Sir, I can't. What do you do when I can't get through? Oh my. You gotta be kidding me. That's a checkpoint right?

Oh this was a checkpoint.

Pay him up. I did get to a checkpoint. Yeah.

No this was a checkpoint.

We're good.

Okay we're good. I was about to be way more angry than I am now.

I'm gonna go ahead did get a good checkpoint. Yeah. No, this was a checkpoint. We're good Okay, we're good I'm about to be way more angry if that wasn't a checkpoint

Now you act like you would be shy now come here No, no, step out.

Oh, the tree's gone. Did they think of anything? Did they think of everything? Did the developers think of literally everything? Was those wooden doorways there a minute ago? Why is there stairs on the left? Yo he's got super spi- Oh my god. I'm going, I'm going, I'm going! Just keep running, I don't know what's going on!

Who was that? Just give me a second to breathe. Chat, we're doing good, right? We're doing good here. We are doing good here. How many deaths are we at? How many deaths?

47 deaths.

Matter of fact, what does the prediction look like? Oh, okay. Yo Salisbury Seth with the five. My dude, that music is crazy though. All right, come on. I was trying to see what that wanted poster said.

Can you not?

No, don't chase me. Stop. Can you not? No, don't chase me! Stop!

Can I just have a second to read the poster?

Get away from me! Get away from me. Get away-

Wanted this loser. I know the method, I'm gonna hug the wall.

Yes!

Yes! Ooh, ooh oh a coin!

Wow, you did so much to me there bud, wow. Good job you pushed me off. Buddy, you're not even dangerous, you're just annoying.

Shoo!

Shoo! I'm going to make a small hole in the bottom of the box. I'm going to put a small piece of paper in the hole. I'm going to put a small piece of paper in the hole. I'm going to put a small piece of paper in the hole.

I'm going to put a small piece of paper in the hole. so So, y'all remember earlier in the game when the devs said read every sign? Did they leave that in there just specifically to get us on that one? Why didn't you watch out? I didn't have time!

Why aren't you pulling the gun back out?

I'll go around again since you want to do that. Okay we got to be close to another checkpoint. Where was that chest at? Y'all remember seeing that chest at? You ever seen that chest? Yo, that's a big old treat The checkpoints right there

What's gonna happen Oh my goodness, let's go! Yo, I don't know what's in that chest and I don't know why, but I want to get what's in there.

How do I get to that chest?

Secret? Oh, these trees back here are friendly. These are the first friendly trees in the game. They didn't do it. There's an arrow pointing for me to go right, but this game just gets you killed when you listen.

I'm going left. Did you see that look? I ain't worried about it.

I still wanna go. Now the sign is saying go left.

Okay, I'm gonna go left. I started moving slow, I had sticks all over me. No, please don't wanna get the chest!

Please!

There's a tree up there, he's gonna try something! Nevermind, we're good. Wow, these are some nice trees. So Silly me, I should have known there's no such thing as a friendly tree in this game.

Wait, no, it hit me with it again! No, no, please! Please don't kill me! No, don't kill me!

So if the arrow is pointing whichever direction, you can't go that way. So now I can go left

Get away from me Please don't do it! What is that? Pay him up! The chest! Is it down here? Oh

My goodness I look like it just did the checkpoint right there. You gotta be fisting me. No, let me out

Go don't you dare?

Where my top hat go

You gotta be don't you dare put me back What happened to my hat? Is it worth it to go back and get it? What's that big old tree gonna do? I think the big tall trees are friendly.

Oh, an apple tree! What is that? Dude, this song is hard though.

Chad tell me that song ain't cool. Get juke idiot.

Ha ha peace.

Bam we're back. Do I go back for the chest? I'm going to make a small hole in the bottom of the pot. I'm going to put a little bit of water in the pot. I'm going to put a little bit of water in the pot. I'm going to put a little bit of water in the pot. I'm going to put a little bit of water in the pot. It was worth it at least seeing it anyway. What is this? Should I do it?

Sure. That's what you use the coins for? This machine is a scam! I ain't got no coins.

Oh, they're letting me play for free. Get me out of here.

Get me out of here.

All right, let's keep what is this game dude what is going on

help You gotta be kidding me it's ripped me yo TV in with the fire I do my seat I'm gonna try that same move right there. I'm gonna try to hug the left wall I'm gonna dodge the roller when it comes in But what did we ever do to these trees to make them so mad at us. What was that? Two damn music songs. The music is so good. I'm so excited.

I'm so excited.

I'm so excited.

I'm so excited.

I'm so excited. Two damn music's up!

The music's the only thing keeping me going, man!

Dodge, dodge! Go middle, go middle! Get up!

Get up!

I'm sitting there flailing around like a fish out of water Bro how do I keep Oh Let all these go right let them all go This is unbelievable! What are we thinking of a just run straight down the middle strat without stopping? I think that that could have worked out a secret dodge it that can work that can work right here that can work that can work you gotta be fisting me with the roly poly! Get away from me.

Dodge!

Ram 1500! Get up!

I think I'd go middle left.

Big Duke!

No, no, you fell! We had it! We had it! We had it, dude! Just run, you can't, because the ball changes, it changes like a heat-seeking missile.

You better get up right now.

You gotta get up you're right there. Let's go.

What is this?

Why is there a road? Well, the name of the game is Trees Hate You, not Cars Hate You, so... Wait did we win? There was a tree in the van! We won! Bam van we won hey and we won what is this hello We dead going to heaven why do you stare so long even in death you will not let Yo, what? That was one of the craziest rage games I've ever played. Yo, shout out Dashie for recommending it to me.

Wait, that was, it was so well put together. I was even like, it was, it was, making it making it hard for me to get like fully mad Even bro, that was cool Chad tell me that wasn't goaded, bro That's game of the year right there Tree malice will continue in the full game,h. I wonder what it's coming out

Dude they literally thought of everything

Anytime you would try to do a different route or something. Boom. Another tree just fall out of the sky like a meteor Bro what?

Chat tell me that wasn't good though. Kitty.

Kitty. Kitty.

Kitty, why you dirty? You been on that deck out there? Yeah, she been on the back deck wallering in dirt. Look at her. She dirty. Kitty. You done got dirty. Kiddie. Kiddie.

Kiddie.

Ugh!

Kid, you done got dirty out there wallering. Yeah, we got the screen fixed on the back deck so she can go out there again. Yo, tell me that, Chad, that was fire though, huh? Yo, cheese it with the five. Thank you, bro. Yo, happy birthday, Ozzy. Thank you, Ozzy. Happy birthday. Chat. I don't know what we ever did to those trees to make them that mad at us.

But them trees was mad at us like, Lord have mercy, what was up with that right there? You know what I mean? You know what I mean? Like, Lord.