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Wheel of Muds Season 3 is off to a beautiful start. Our first two games of the season were both wins. That puts us at a record of 2-0 with an incredible top five. Ashton Jente, Trayvon Morehead, Cam Chancellor, Micah Parsons, and Abdul Carter. It is Seattle Seahawks season. I got my brand new jersey.
Yes sir.
Yes sir.
All my Injigbas love Jackson Smith. And today is episode number three, where we're looking to remain undefeated. The team is nasty right now too. Justin Jefferson at wide receiver one with Rasheed Rice and AJ Brown. The backfield is Ashton Jante, Lamar Jackson,
and our silver Robbie Ousts. At right tackle, we got 90 overall Forest Gregg. I partially forgot him last episode, so I'm excited he's back on the lineup. No interior offensive line, but we got JC Latham at left tackle. Tyler Warren, the young, amazing rookie tight end, is our starter.
And defense has got some nasty players too. Trayvon Moran, Cam Chancellor, our Seahawks team captain. Pat Sertan, Micah, Abdul Carter, Kool-Aid McKinstry, and Tyreek Stevenson. There are some glaring issues with this lineup though. Mainly my linebackers I don't have any. This is crazy to be this deep in third game No linebackers is crazy and then offensively no interior O-line that tends to happen. That's not as rare, but I did notice something
Absolutely massive last episode and what I noticed was one of the best quirks of the Seattle Seahawks team wheel, giving us Seattle Seahawks offensive playbook. And their offensive playbook has a very fun formation called Split Twins Offset. And if you're a certified MMG enjoyer, you might recognize this playbook as the playbook that has motion RPO zone bubble, also known as RPO peak zone bubble. There is one problem, though.
I only have Ash and Jensey. That is my only good running back and although his classic stance looks awesome and I love these Seahawks jerseys, Robbie Aust is my other one. So RPO Peak Zone Bubble is a very simple play. I either throw it to Robbie or I hand it off to Ash and Gentee. The problem is we can't throw the ball to Robbie. I mean technically we can if he's that open but by and large He's a liability if that was a good player right there. That's a 10 plus yard game
It is really cool to have actual plays out of this formation because this one my favorite plays of all time and the fact that I could run it. I can almost spam it and then switch to something else like this looks like the same play But it's not at all. I've got this dump off to gentee. Who's gonna- Okay, that's a silver linebacker, so that was better than it's normally gonna look in online head-to-head. But you get the idea. On top of that, we don't gotta run any of those things. We could just run a standard pass play out of this. Like, that's what's so crazy about this formation.
In Madden 20, all you had was Peaks on Bubble. There was nothing else you could run out of that. being a really, really good play, because it's gonna get Ash and Gente single coverage on someone who just is gonna really struggle to guard him. Holy shit, Ash and Gente. The reason I'm telling you all this is I really want another good running back or a really good fullback. Good news is we've got three wheel spins
and we're two and oh right now. I almost have the liberty to kind of take a shot here and do something weird as I think we're gonna get okay. My brain just shut off actually I thought there was a super good legends fullback, but now my brain shut off I thought John Riggins would count but I want to be clear on something John Riggins is technically a legend player in real life
But John Riggins is part of the most feared promo. This card is not allowed Although I'm gonna be honest. This was like my number one option because his blocking is insane like he's actually an incredible fullback. He's also got 89 speed He's 250 pounds I want this guy so bad which makes me think we should probably do something smart with this wheel spin and maybe try to get A guy like John Riggins down the line. Let's see what legends players are available the goats dude One of my favorite most nostalgic players of all time Steve Atwater is the best legend in the game right now. This is the number one position. I do not need we have incredible safeties
I wouldn't hate Leroy Glover. He's a very good D tackle. This D'Amico Ryan's is nasty I really need a middle linebacker could build the center of that offensive line J Hilgenberg 91 overall I think it's clear that we have a decision make between J Hilgenberg at center or D'Amico Ryan's at middle linebacker. I'm gonna be honest. I really like this D'Amico Ryan's. I have zero linebackers. I think that's more important than a center right now.
87 speed, 86 Excel, 86 hit power, 90 play rec and 92 tackle. Why does D'Amico Ryan's have 81 throw under pressure? I'm gonna give D'Amico Ryan's a shot here as our Mike linebacker. Now this is really big. I've had cam Chancellor coming in a ton now I can probably go to me go Ryan's and camp Chancellor and then have Caleb Ransom play true safety lurk artist for to AP
That is the only ability I wanted to meet O'Ryan's I do think an x-factor on a middle linebacker is fun because you just use them so much it does make sense I'm gonna give him tackle supreme super good start to this episode to me go Ryan's all right I said I needed a linebacker. I said I need interior o line, and I said I'd like a halfback Maybe I can do it. Oh tell me it's gonna be tell me I'm getting John Riggins Oh my god. You can't script it any better than that the script writers
Don't want to see you get most feared jackpot right now. You know what is a bummer about this? You know the only small bummer about this is I'm now actually making a bad decision. Most feared literally has a God squad player at every position. There's Miles Garrett, Derrick Henry. I could get a center.
I can get so many things. I want a monster fullback so bad. It's been so long. One of my favorite things to do in Madden is run something very stupid and win with it. And nothing screams very stupid and win with it like a fullback. Like a monster fullback who's 6'1, 250 running through your face.
With a face mask like that, he's the void handler. That's what I call my goth girlfriend when she's yoinking on my balls. Oh my god. End of an era. Remember a couple episodes ago there was this guy being toxic? I got an email from EA. EA sent me a warning. They said your gamer tag, Xsexhaver69 is inappropriate and next time somebody gets your ass, you're
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Get started freebanned. Oh! Dude, end of an era. Okay, I'm gonna be honest. The fact that I had Xsexhaver for four straight years is actually crazy that never should have been allowed I expected to get banned within six months and I only got a slap on the wrist I feel like a politician who committed a serious crime dude. Nobody gives a fuck. I get to do whatever I want
Oh did a politician pop in your mind? Did you think I was referencing someone specific? I wasn't cuz I'm not a brain-dead little cuck political monkey like you. Why don't you move your head from your ass? Nobody gives a fuck about your opinions or mine. Watch the video, monkey. Oh, ah! I have changed my gamer tag to Chubby Chaser. Now, no, this doesn't have the kick that sex ever had,
but how are they gonna ban me? Chubby Chaser, what are you gonna discriminate me, against me because I like a little more cushion for the pushing you're gonna discriminate against me because I like to have a little storage window to Store my things here, honey lift up your third flap. I'd like to put my credit card in there Oh honey, I couldn't finish my meal. Why don't you have this you fat piece of shit?
Who's gonna how are they gonna tell me that's what I how are they gonna tell me I don't want that in college We had a scale outside of our door and if you weren't over 280 you didn't get access to the apartment It was that simple. Where was I going with that? Oh, I'm buying John Riggins I'm a hundred percent buying John Riggins the void handler The number one thing I want to know here is if he gets any unique abilities every once in a while fullbacks get unique abilities He gets arm bar as an x-factor honorary lineman as an x-factor bulldozer. He doesn't have Vanguard We're just gonna let John Riggins raw dog that shit that leads us to our third and final wheel spin
I'm gonna be honest. I would probably still take a linebacker even though I don't have that interior o-line It depends on oh, we're not gonna have a choice. This is um, this is mm think ahead. So be mm proud of me Because This is um, this is mm think ahead. So be mm proud of me Because I've mm dementia. I was gonna say a whole sentence, bro. I'm a gay frog guys Here's the thing. Okay, I can call myself and other things gay because it's my n-word black people can say the n-word I can say that things are gay and you can't tell me that I'm not. It's it is not that unlikely
It's pretty unlikely. I like girls and I don't like boys. That does not rule it out. The master. What am I talking about? What the fuck is wrong with me? The master fantasy pack is this huge fantasy pack that was available for a limited time I stored it on unopened so that we could open it for wheel of mud. I'll be honest I don't even remember what it is. We're just gonna find out right now There's three rounds and they're all really good players first ones TJ Hawkinson 85 overall next one is a low most feared So we have Tyler Warren Hawkinson would be a good backup I think I go Hawkinson even though Drew Phillips is kind of nice. he might be a depth guy. I'm gonna go Hawkinson. I want two tight ends, I use two tight ends a lot.
So TJ Hawkinson, round two as a team builder, at least an 85. 85 Luke Godek, I could take Luke Godek and move him to right guard, left guard, or center. So potential interior O-line, at least an 85 collector series, I get two choices here. Maybe he'd be a depth guy. He's just really slow. Harrison Smith is really 85 Harrison Smith is so slow for something better I know this pack supposed to be good. We kind of just got waxed. I'm not even gonna lie Dory Jackson not a fan
I definitely like Harrison Smith better Okay We're gonna go Luke Godek for right guard or left guard and Harrison Smith for depth safety action our third and final round at least In 85 team builder. That's a good start. Damn Damn, that's an insanely good six seven Shut up, what do you ate I only get one pick this round I pray that this next player is good I just I can't do that. I can't take that. Please. Yes. It's a hide. Yes, please be usable
Please be usable. What do you got? Makai black men usable, please be usable. What do you got? Makai Blackman! Great zone coverage and I've already got tight ends. So we've got a great new left guard JC Latham, Luke Godek We got Forrest Gregg on the right side and then still two Silvers in the interior Steve O'Klotz is gonna move down the depth chart for TJ Hawkinson Got a new 85 backup tight end. Makai Blackman is the best corner on this team now. He's by far the fastest. He's got the best zone coverage He's just a little short 511 178 that scares the shit out of me because there's Randy Moss
Brandon Marshall Plaxico Burris, I wouldn't be shocked if Mekhi Blackman got dunked on this is not my like dream corner roster But it's absolutely gonna make do for wheel of mutt right now. Okay, I'm gonna be honest. This is a huge episode D'Amico Ryan's is absolutely a Super Bowl middle linebacker We could that could be our user for the rest of the season John Riggins is the best fullback in the game and the master Fantasy pack got us a ton of players Luke Godek TJ Hawkinson Makai Blackman, even if I got a challenge, but this is gonna be our decision. Don't you ever let me forget About our glorious challenge rule. We've got our challenge before we hop into this big game to potentially go a Shoot shoot that would have been an awesome one two plus receptions with four different players
This shouldn't be difficult, but we have to see how this game goes. You got on your top three, baby Angry old fella his team name is fat and he's got a giant steam team He's got a giant steam team and we are in Browns Stadium He has Browns uniforms on and he's got a Giants banner. Why does that still say sex? Am I gonna get banned? Anyway, I'm chubby chaser now, bro. I think I might have made an error. Oh guys. We got the right I'm matching I'm matching the jerseys
All right, New Jersey's new us. This is our first time in the rivalry jerseys. And the team's got a lot of talent on it. Tyler Warren, AJ Brown, Ashton Jenty. We're gonna kick this thing off with a pass. Cause we gotta get receptions with different players. I'm going J. Jettis, he's pretty covered, but he got it!
Oh, and wow, they got good pursuit angles. That was covered. I'm a lucky camper to have completed that Jefferson Holy camera. Wow, the helmets are sick on that too. I never knew what the helmets were I knew what the jerseys looked like. I didn't know the helmets had that like chromatic green Yeah, honestly his user just made not the best play that could have been huge for him. He's gonna go mid blitz Hey, we know mid blitz. We talked about mid blitz all the time. How do you beat mid Blitz? You got to account for every blocker. That's first and foremost. We've got five offensive linemen. He's got six blitzers
So we got a blocker tight end and it certainly helps his cause when he doesn't run mid Blitz at all And it just looks like it. I'm going straight to John Riggins makes a nice catch, dude He's big for him to be getting lit up is kind of crazy. I think I gotta take a shot Third and nine. What do you got AJ Brown?
Wow
I don't know what he's running, but he's giving me issues right now. Everybody was actually everybody was bagged. That was really good defense. He's got Warner. He's got Saquon I'm gonna play me. The camp chancellor Caleb he just threw a pick to CPU Ransaw who just took it away Completely took that ball away. I don't even know if D'Amico Ransaw was on the field. What's he doing? That was his first off. Okay. Here's the only issue his defense really good I do not like this defense. I think I have to throw short on it. Let me take a look at Rashid Rice here. Oh
That was man, but I am able to hit Rashid Rice for three yards, this is gonna be tough This is gonna be really tough. I don't know any good way to beat this. Let's find out Sit here and run the same shit. Okay, Tyler Warren, AJ Brown, Jefferson and Gente He knows exactly what I'm- oh my god, what's that pass rush? What am I facing right now? Dude, this defense is nuts. Dude, third and seven. I am big time struggling to move the football I don't know what it's gonna take but let's find out third and seven big big big big big play right here I think Gente's got a shot. That's a disgusting ball. Ooh Ashton Gente, Texas keeping the drive alive. We got first and goal. I'm gonna run it for the first time
I've been ran the football really at all. Yeah, but this one Look decent a little bit a little bit of latency. I'm not gonna lie. It's not always my fault I feel like we got to get weird with the way things are going Lamar's gonna get outside. He's right! Oh my god, I'm gonna be honest, I tried to throw that football.
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Get started freeI 100% tried to throw that football. Boomerang RPO alert swing. Boomerang RPO alert swing to AJ Brown. Yeah, I'm running that. We're going gent, dude. This defense is insane, straight up.
Absolutely taking the field off. I gotta hope that he just has like the best defense I've ever seen and his offense is genuinely ass. That is my best case scenario for this game. I'm, dude, I'm backed. I gotta come on something totally different
next offensive drive. All right, Tomiko Ryans. He's gonna go hand off Saquon Barkley, trying to take an angle. Caleb Ransaw is putting on a serious clinic for sleeper player of the year.
If we make the Super Bowl, we have an awards show. Unfortunately, he didn't get to see that last year. And you know who it would have been last year, last season? Would have been Hollywood Brown. Right now it's looking like Caleb Ransalva this season is far from over. Second and 16 I'm guessing pass. He...wow that's a really nice ball. I thought he was going to go in Joku and I might have had a shot at it.
Cooper Cuff gets nice yards there. We're looking at a third and five. Here's the thing, even if he scores I should have an opportunity to score myself. Then he gets ball at half so he is chewing clock though. Hey listen, you got a great defense and I was happy to give you credit. You're chewing clock in the second quarter. You just hate yourself?
Genuinely, fourth and five.
I love it. I love it! It's like, are you really gonna do this bro? Big big play fourth and five. It's gotta be a pass. I'm guessing pass.
Yes sir!
Bang!
Abdul!
No you're not! Somebody fucking play me!
DANG!
Insanely bitch made. Ins- Insanely bitch made. So bitch made. Undoubtedly that rage quit was quick enough that we are not counting the game towards our record, but I'm absolutely taking the rage quit wheel. So we do get a free addition to the team, but I mean if this makes sense to you guys, right? Like I didn't earn a win Frankly that game dude one coin pack. That's huge. Frankly that game would have still been really hard
I don't get rewarded for my opponents being like that. Oh my god Look at this pack 383 plus and 386 plus and that cost coins. Yeah. Yeah, that's great for wheel of mud. Yes, I'm taking that. Okay, you have silvers in a lot of positions right now And that's at least an 85 legend right there So that's a nice 83 plus. Marquee's p good right now to exact positions. I needed no dupes yet I mean if this is a running back quarterback wide receiver tight end, it's useless But everything we've gotten so far has been great. That is semi useless
We can use it as pack a punch bait and now we're at the 86 plus It's a guaranteed good pulls every single time here. The question is position. Jason Peters play right guard right now. Mark Schlaer at that left guard Jason Peters at right guard. I like that. Our next 86 plus legends player is hey, I know you like my ex You won't leave my fucking life. I'm kidding. That's a joke. It's a joke CLC Hawks season very good prestige option Jason Peters is an 81 at right guard and all of a sudden, ladies and gentlemen, I've got a fully functioning offensive line.
Schlaireth, Pouncey, Peters, and Forrest, Greg. Um, it's almost an all-legends offensive line though. That's actually really cool. So we're gonna hop into another game with the same challenge wheel and all the players still on the line. However, Marquise Pouncey, Mark Schlaireth, and Jason Peters are locked into this lineup. That's our reward for the quick rage quit. Look at that beautiful top three. Look at those astute gentlemen. Hey, Trayvon, I know you.
Darian Porter and Cam Ward. Miami Dolphins rivalry uniforms in Falcons Stadium. This is ultimate. All right, boys. D'Amico Ryan's debut, technically, if you count last game.
Good. Where are you going, Cam Chancellor? Was in my light blue zone there. Let's run a Texas four, man. So D'Amico Ryan's Caleb Ransaw in the middle on this formation.
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Get started freeThen we got Kool-Aid Moore rigged. Chancellor Blackman. Nickel has a really, really good setup for my lineup right now. I have an adjustment that'll be ready for that corner out so I'll just try and cover
everything else. First and ten. Going right up the seam right at D'Amico! What are you doing? I'm genuinely offended. You just threw a dot. And then he threw it at my face to me go Ryan's lurk artist welcome to the team kid. It is a lower accurate Kim Or you've got nothing to lose me never fuck with the man. Who's got nothing to lose Dot oh my god, am I him? If I got that spin I would have been first in ten Jefferson's got a snag now We still got the challenge four different players need two plus receptions and right now we've got one with Justin Jefferson. So it's a good start. Oh my bomb
Oh my bomb AJ Brown. What are we doing? Check down who? Back to back play action plays. When's the last time you saw that and I'm bringing out motion RPO zone bubble for the two-point conversion. Let's see how those blocks look if the blocks are trash we gotta hand this puppy off oh he it's oh it's so money Scotty boy I think fortnight might be more your speed I think you might have to go sign
up for roblox.com actually don't do that I heard there's a couple Jeffy Eppies on roblox I don't know if you guys are looking at the sauce eight to zero old McDonald questioned his sexuality EIEIO, that's how I'm gonna remember it All right. What's your route combo? I can't tell if this guy's like labbing a new offense or if it's a two-year-old I think this place gonna tell me cuz I'm going for a blitz here and I'm guessing pass
I think so tell us everything we need to know
Hey And I'm guessing pass. I think this will tell us everything we need to know. Hey!
St. Juiced! Fucking Benjamin St. Juiced! And you're punting! 40 bomb time. It's time to 40 bomb. That's what time it is.
Wandale. You know, I can't tell you the last time
I got a punt return to uddy.
And today won't be the day either. Started this drive on the 35. I think the scariest thing is hoping that he'll stay in this game. He has whiffed play action so many times. That's a crazy throw. That's gotta get it.
Okay, so AJ Brown has a catch. Jefferson has a catch. Gente has at least one. Tyler Warren has not seen the football. We still gotta keep spreading this rock out. Riggins... John Riggins does not have a catch, actually. It may seem like he does, but that was a two-point conversion, which is not counted in the stat sheet.
Lamar... You know what? Fuck it. So I almost put Leapfrog on Lamar because you can't fumble when hurtling with Lefrog which is kind of like a cheesy way to get out of the pocket and then hurdle to guarantee you don't fumble which is a hilarious thought that's that's why you're the backup Hawkinson that's why you're the backup that's why Tyler Warren's my goat that's why the Lions traded you for odd genuine anger I'm going Tyler Warren if sketchy bad idea.
Strive is getting embarrassingly bad. Here's what we do, we're gonna switch sides on Peaks on Bubble, we're gonna go to John Riggins to give him a true reception. And hopefully get a first down, since this is my go to play. Does the user follow, does the user- he doesn't. You're out of go for this. I gotta go for this both for my challenge We live for pride. I'm gay pride, but well
I mean Fourth and six we need those Did we fucking get that? Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god, we got that! Dude, sometimes you can legitimately do no wrong. This is one of those games.
In every other game I've ever played, that is not a first down. Oh, Justin Jefferson's got two. Okay, Jefferson's got two. I'm gonna get Gente his second right here. That second and four, I'm gonna
no huddle into... I'm gonna no huddle into Rishi Rice. Or maybe AJ. Let's get AJ his second if it's there. Totally is.
Could be a Tutty too. Ayyy!
AJ Brown! It looks like I'm wearing a Wheel of Mutt AJ Brown jersey. Since we don't have Jackson Smith and Jake Buck. That might be an essential pickup for Seahawks season. I think John Riggins was the first one. Here we go first and ten D'Amico Ryans. My responsibility is Eric Dickerson and we're sending a blitz. He blocks his running back he's gonna have tight coverage. Who's number 29? I'm gonna give you a pat on the back. Is that Makai? It's Makai Blackman. Very good play
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Get started freeI'm gonna go back to guessing pass. I'm gonna hop back on D'Amico Ryan's. I think he's gonna go a similar formation. Yep Here we go, I'm blitzing D'Amico, you know what this is one of these games right here I'm doing this I'm headhunting game warden. Come on. Come on cam. No No Come on. Come on, Cam! No. No! Oh my god, I'm on the shit camera angle.
Why would I fucking do that?
I'm so fucking...
Don't you dare. I have no one to blame. Did he just do a lefty free throw? Honestly, for the 40 bomb, this is favorable. If I were to lose this game, it would be incredibly embarrassing, but for the 40 bomb, this is favorable.
Alright! Alright, it's not letting me change it. I'm Cam Chancellor. That's Eric Dickerson.
And I can't get to the ball.
I'm a little less confident now. If we had stopped that, it'd still be a two possession game. If you are somehow a new viewer, get ready to be berated daily. Every Wednesday and Sunday a wheel of mutt drops. I will likely berate you during it.
Also, if I ever score 40 points or more in an online head-to-head game, I get to open a high-end NFL product and add one player to my team. In fact, we've already done it this season. That's how we have AJ Brown. The goal is to do it again, although I've never truly, truly, truly gotten it. Gente's about to be stupid open if he can bend the corner.
Yes, sir! That's how you do it! That's a you do it! That's a ma- that's a masterclass! A fraud would never know that that is a good play. Anybody who watches football would know that shouldn't be a good play. But this isn't football, this is Madden, you idiot! First and ten!
Let's do it again! Uh-oh. Not what I wanted. Okay, his main coverage was good, but here's the thing. If I switch up one of these route combos, he's fucked I'm just gonna put Tyler Warren on the corner and now he's gonna get bombed on Unless he goes and uses it
He's getting bombed on That's a money ball. I need two plus receptions with four players I might actually already have it should have made that challenge a little bit harder and you know what I'm gonna compensate I'm gonna do it five players in this game. Anyway, I'm gonna compensate for that being a little bit too easy. Lamar? Oh, switch on, please. Oh! Yes, sir! Lamar, do it again!
Oh, Lamar, you freak! I'm lucky I didn't bubble. That's so risky. I should never be doing that. Okay, the most obvious thing to do here is run the football. Keep it simple, Stimpet. Kiss it on the lips. I like that 15 point lead. This formation is gun box wide off, and he is still in a zone coverage. So I wonder if I can't get Tyler Warren
to wig this out on the right side.
Got it.
Lamar is so good. Lamar is so good. 23 to eight. He's in bunch left. My responsibility here is Greg Olsen. I'm gonna try and stick. What the fuck? Oh, it's Benjamin St. Just. But still. Did he hand the controller to his brother? He just threw, he went two for two 150 yards on me in the last two plays. I shouldn't have been in man. I didn't realize Benjamin St. Just was in. Cause Benjamin St. Just is gonna get cooked
every single time. Okay, he's gotta go for two. Is he running again? No, he's passing. Dude, we gotta stop here. This is huge.
That's a nine point lead.
Oh yeah. Too many bodies. No shot. That's huge. I just got nervous for a second. Dude, the two point we got and now stopping his? Nine point lead is a two possession lead. We just gave ourselves so much more margin for error and I'm done fucking around.
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Get started freeThis is way too important of a game and this is Wheel of Mutt. I don't even know why I was taking this unseriously even for a second. Okay, we're gonna play smart and steady and calculated. He's running a ton of man coverage and they're struggling. I was gonna say struggling to get across the field
but my O-line just struggled to block one guy.
What was that?
Timeout Miami. I've got a good way to beat this. Otherwise, it's gonna get a little weird here. Huge catch, possession catch, lets Gente get it. You know what's funny? He's not calling a timeout and he should be.
If I use this entire clock, yeah,, it's funny. He's not calling a timeout and he should be if I use this entire clock Yeah, he figured it out. I want the 40 bomb. I'm going for this. Okay, so he's manned up I think Tyler Warren gives us an excellent option here. Actually, I'm gonna block Tyler Warren I need a little bit of time AJ Brown or Ashton Jensen. It's that simple. That's me coverage. Let's go This is the read too. It looked risky as shit. There's a chance I missed the throw to ask Gente and there's no chance I missed that first down like that.
Although, it got a lot closer than I wanted it to. That's a beautiful play, first and ten, nineteen seconds. I had... Oh my god! Oh my god, he lost Gente and he's got the ball! He lost him! Jente! Touchdown!
Seahawks are the miracle! At the end of the quarter. Dude, that was such a bad ball. But it was just barely catchable. Oh my god. Scary ball.
Oh my god, Rashid. I can't do anything wrong in this game. That was not a well-timed ball. Always run peak zone bubble to the wide side. Always have your guy that's running the motion to the wide side of the field. If you're down the middle, dealer's choice.
But that, oh wow, that was wild.
You know, sometimes I talk, like last episode, I'm like, I'm gonna do this. And then I was sick and I did it. I might have that throw. Oh shit. I played absolutely balls to all the entire game. I'm not stopping right now. I understand the math.
Trust me, I understand the math. That Justin Jefferson's getting open. Math these fucking nuts in your mouth do the math with my my legitimate Gorilla donkey titanium ball sack in your mouth. I got to imagine this is a subscriber Nobody in the right mind stays around in a game like this outside of a subscriber Who knows I got a 40 bomb on the line. So Aloha life. I gotta give you some credit brother. I preach I
Big Meg appreciate it Okay, I'm actually scared though. If this is not a subscriber and it's just someone delusional to believe they can win it. I'm scared that if I stop them here... No, I can't do that. I can't sell. I can't intentionally sell for the 40 bomb. I gotta earn it. I'm running man, which is sketch. So that's like the one small thing I'm doing here, but I am not going to punt block or something. I'm gonna try and lurk this. Okay.
Now it looks like I'm actually selling on purpose because that's Benjamin St. Just again. Now I feel unethical. Why does Cooper Cup look like he got stung by a thousand bees in the face region? Did you see, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Did you see that? 37 to 20, he's going for two here. I'm gonna try for a 50 Bob. I'll feel more ethical with the 50 piece. That's mine. Oh Great play. I thought I had that I think Seahawks season has a chance right now to be the most loaded Team of all time like we could we could God squad out every position Oh switched off that was such a good switch up bro
I was about to 100% make a tick with what was going to happen right there. Oh, there's nothing I love more than a user linebacker running at my quarterback in the backfield out of the pocket like that.
I'm going to send it.
Oh, OK. Now it's time to lock back in because there's a 40 bomb on the way. Bonchak's nasty has been super good against the man coverage. Here's what we do. We have to have conflicting routes because he's shading. So we need an inside breaking route and outside breaking route. Jante is the inside breaking route. Jefferson's the outside breaking route.
AJ Brown's outside and Rasheed Rice is the safety. Let's see how this looks. Looks like Jante's open. No! Oh my god. Jante's not open. I3 contested on fourth down. He's like showing flashes of being really good, but I also have gotten crazy. Okay, no more Benjamin St. Juiced shenanigans. I'm back to making this game a winnable game for him. Up by 15 here, that's very open.
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Get started freeOkay, first and 10. He's pretty much gotta go no huddle. He's in it right now, because this is the animation. We're not playing around anymore. I gotta do that, I gotta lean up in my seat. First and 10. I'm on it.
Ooh, good defense, I'm surprised he caught that. Ransaw and D'Amico are in there. Second and six, let's find a way. I'm going double QB spies. I'm not letting him throw over the middle. Ooh, yeah! Oh, house it, cool it!
Oh my God!
That is such a good tackle by Greg Olsen. That's such a good tackle. Dude, he houses that 100%. All right, pig's on bubble to Diggis. Diggis out of the danger zone here. See if he's ready for it. His users not Horrible animation
Safety, there's only one catch animation in the entire game that makes Riggins go backwards and we just got it motions over He's got the middle No, Tuddy's I can't even guess pass similar Similar looking play. I gotta lurk. I gotta make a lurk. No, Ransaw! Oh, so close. Don't run the ball. Don't run the ball. Don't run the ball. Yes. Why is Benjamin St. Juice didn't at all? I need to get him out. What a liability. This is gonna be 31 to 37. Benjamin St. Juiced must be like my slot corner specialist or some shit
because I have depth at that position and Silver St. Juiced keeps coming in and he's got Torch all game long. He is responsible for like 21 points himself. I'm taking everything that I know that is smart. And the first one is Ash and Gentee. Wow, staying short. Nope, we're not staying short. AJ BROWN! I like that! Hey, playing like a psycho got me here, so taking my foot off the gas and attempting to lose, he's not gonna dig me out of this hole first and ten let's do it again Oh gentee just got 100% DPI what about oh okay his driveway corner
is gonna continue to be money though because they can't guard um they can't guard gentee on that route and he's still in man coverage I can also just send him left side too Kind of looked like DPI, kind of an insane ball to throw by me. Tyler Warren's got position. Tyler Warren just saved this game. Tyler Warren just saved the most embarrassing game of all time.
This game was absolutely bonkers. I cannot believe everything that's occurred. We're on ball carry conservative, we can't fumble. Miami's down to two timeouts. They run commit and should call another right here. And this is why these two point conversions
have been so big. And it's almost why he probably should have gone for two on his last drive. He probably should have. Because he's gotta burn his final time out here. And now we do one more run play. That burns 40 seconds. Brandon Aubrey field goal down the middle
gives us a 40 bomb. This game was nuts. Dude, he really turned it on. He really turned it on. I mean, actually, this game's not over. If he blocks this field goal, which is possible.
I do believe there is a way to prevent a blocked field goal and that is with perfect accuracy and power. Which I did not just get. But Brandon, I'll be answering anyway. 40 to 31, barring a monumental collapse. We have a 40 bomb, a win, and a challenge wheel. And it was really hard to do.
Dude, I had 30 at half. I had 30 points at half. Might've had a little more than 30 at half.
What did I have at that?
A lot of points at half. Okay, so this is where I need to sub Benjamin St. Justine. Let's do that at the very end of this game. I'm instantly getting him out of here. Every time. First and ten. Kind of has to go yard. He can't throw that to them. Dickerson, okay, he's going with the audible. He's going bunch right side. We're gonna guess pass on this one and let's see if Tomiko can make a crazy play just put this thing out of out of reach Stay with it. Stay with it Tomiko. Okay, that's fine. Come on Never mind not a good tackle I
Spoke too soon. I thought I was gonna get there might have just blitz Rance off No need for that green in the middle see he blocks Dave. He blocks Dickerson. I gotta peel back. Yep. That's a good ball. Makaay Blackman! And that's all she wrote. Please don't quit, please don't quit, please don't quit. I just wanna see the end credits.
Lamar Jackson, 19 for 29, four touchdowns, interception. His camp, oh, he subbed Cam Ward out. He got benched for Jalen Milrow, who played objectively a lot better 180 yards on 4 for 4 rushing Gent he had negative two yards rushing. That's horrible. That's actually horrible Lamar was 4 for 73 But dude passing 6 for 113. Oh, it's making me call play. Please. I'm not gonna get to see all of it
He's gonna get kicked like why play that whole game just to be a little bitch at the end Why play the whole thing just to do it's also EA the end? Why play the whole thing just to do that? It's also EA's fault. They should make the stats available after the game. Yo, oh I didn't... I had two plus receptions with four players. The challenge was for four players or more to have two plus receptions
and we got that with Riggins, AJ, Warren, Gente, maybe Jefferson too? I can't see it right now. No, GG's's my opponent. That was actually an incredible game that I almost choked. Okay, with that absolutely horrifying win, we moved to three and O.
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Get started freeWe got a 40 piece with the start of next episode, I'll open a high end NFL trading card box and I will have an awesome box for it this time. I keep D'Amico Ryans, I keep Mekhi Blackmon, I keep John Riggins. The team's an 85 overall.
We're headed into game four.
This could be an undefeated season, knock on wood. And we still have the challenge wheel. I can open one of any pack in the store that costs coins for completing that challenge. I think the Builder's Fantasy pack is absolutely the choice here.
Taking a linebacker doesn't actually matter that much. We have been so good in the absence of like really any linebackers outside of D'Amico Rynes on this team but it would still be nice if D'Amico Rynes had a little bit of help right? Like so this has a ton of 87 overall players in it this is how we got Caleb Ransaw. I'm gonna go with Sam linebacker Ruben Hypelite. Really good his coverages aren't great I do wish Stupid fast 87 speed 89 sell 90 tackle down the line with how good this team is. I think we'll upgrade him But for right now, that's pretty incredible. Also, I made the adjustment we needed
So Makai Blackman is at slot corner and Richard Sherman is the backup I just don't want to forget to have him on the team in case he becomes a good prestige option This was one hell of an episode boys. I can't wait for episode 4 for another 40 piece and I love you This was one hell of an episode boys. I can't wait for episode 4 for another 40 piece and I love you I'll see you guys the next episode
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