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Trump Faces Republican Revolt Over Epstein Files & Breaks Up with Marjorie Taylor Greene

Trump Faces Republican Revolt Over Epstein Files & Breaks Up with Marjorie Taylor Greene

Jimmy Kimmel Live

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Hi, I'm Jimmy Adler. In case you were wondering, thanks for watching. Thank you for joining us on a rainy day in Honolulu today. Following a Monday night of football in fabulous Las Vegas, where the odds that Donald Trump will finish his term as president have

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dipped in light of a Republican revolt over the president's BF Jeff Jeffrey Epstein. Did you hear about this? The House could vote as soon as tomorrow on whether to release the Epstein files and that vote is likely to pass bigly. At least 50 Republicans are expected to break ranks which has forced Trump to now claim he's for the files being released.

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After almost a year of saying he didn't want to release, after a year of stalling, hedging, browbeating members of his own party, last night, all of a sudden, Trump reversed course completely. He wrote, as I said on Friday night to the fake news media,

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House Republicans should vote to release the Epstein files because we have nothing to hide.

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Oh.

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We have nothing to hide. I have some bad news. There's no we. There's, it's just you, bro.

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It's. It's just you.

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Man, if you have nothing to hide, why even have the vote? Why not just have the Department of Justice release the files now? After 10 months of fighting tooth and nail, doing everything he could to keep those files secret, he's now asking for a full release,

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which is what got all these guys in trouble in the first place. So his new plan, his plan now is hurry up and release the files so I can start saying they're fake.

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Last week, he tried a last-minute arm twist His plan now is hurry up and release the files so I can start saying they're fake.

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Last week he tried a last minute arm twist to get Republicans like Lauren Boebert and Nancy Mace to back off this Epstein stuff. Lauren Boebert was even summoned to the Situation Room to be worked over by Pam Bondi and Cash Patel. They tried to persuade her to remove her signature from the petition demanding the files be made public, which is exactly

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what someone who's totally innocent and has nothing to hide would do. Bober Mace did not give in to the pressure campaign. So now Trump's ordered his attorney general to investigate Democrat ties to Jeffrey Epstein, which is like Diddy ordering an investigation into why there were so many bottles of baby oil in his house.

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We have nothing to do with Epstein, the Democrats do. All of his friends were Democrats. Bill Clinton, they went to his island all the time, and many others, all Democrats.

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That's right, all his friends were Democrats. All his friends were Democrats, including this one. That right there, yeah. That's when he was a Democrat. Look at all the smiles. This photo is everything you need to know about Donald

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Trump in one shot. There is no evidence, by the way, that Bill Clinton has ever been to Epstein Island. Every one of Jeffrey Epstein's emails, or even one, says Clinton was never, ever there, never. And there's no evidence Trump was on the island either.

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But the emails between Epstein and Jelaine Maxwell very clearly say Trump spent hours with one of Epstein's victims, who is now deceased. But don't let that distract you from the Donald Trump version of this story.

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Mr. President, what did Jeffrey Epstein mean in his emails when he said you knew about the girls?

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I know nothing about that. They would have announced that a long time ago. It's really, what did he mean when he spent all the time with Bill Clinton?

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That's right.

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Bill Clinton should immediately resign as president of the United States. One of the emails, the one that got the most attention this weekend, referred to Trump, quote, blowing a person named Bubba. Man, he couldn't even let Hillary have that, huh?

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This Bubba thing got so crazy that Epstein's brother, Mark Epstein, who wrote that email, came forward to clarify that the Bubba he was referring to was not Bill Clinton. But who is Bubba, then? Maybe Gump?

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Maybe he was deep-throating shrimp? We don't know. If the bill to release the files passes the House, it will then go to the Senate. And then if it passes the Senate, it goes to Trump's desk, where he would be

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forced to sign or veto it, which would be a very embarrassing way for him to learn how a bill becomes a law.

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Mr. President, Representative Massey says he's concerned that the Epstein probe you are calling for could be a smoke screen to block the release of more vials. Is that the case?

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Well, I don't want to talk about it because fake news like you, you're a terrible reporter, and fake news like you, they just keep bringing that up to deflect from the tremendous success of the Trump administration.

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That's right. Enough with the deflect success of the Trump administration. That's right. Enough with the deflections and the distractions. Let's talk about my new ballroom at the White House. All this talk about Epstein has resulted in the most shocking celebrity breakup since Hall versus Oates.

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Trump announced yet another divorce, this time with the former president of his fan club, Marjorie Taylor Greene. He wrote, I am withdrawing my support and endorsement of Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene. He's so upset he couldn't even come up

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with a decent nickname for her. He wrote, Wacky Marjorie Traitor Brown. Remember, Greene turns to Brown when there is rot involved. Listen, if you have to explain a nickname, not a good nickname. Marjorie, meanwhile, this Marjorie Taylor Greene, I don't know what's going on.

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She was on CNN over the weekend. She apologized for taking part in toxic politics and said we need to be kind to one another, which, are we sure this new Marjorie is real and not some kind of AI alter ego? It's like she was visited by three ghosts

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in the middle of the night. She says she still supports Trump, but she wants to see all the Epstein files. Someone, by the way, created a searchable database of these files, the ones from the Epstein estate. You could search Trump's name, which is interesting because in September, this is what his FBI director,

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Cash Patel, had to say when questioned by Eric Swalwell.

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You said you don't know the number of times Trump's name appears in the files, so it could at least be 1,000 times. Is that right?

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You can characterize the numbers however you want it.

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You're claiming my time, Director.

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It sounds like if you don't know the number, it could at least be a thousand times. It's not. It's not. Is it at least 500 times? No.

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No.

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Then what's the number?

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I don't know the number, but it's not that.

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Well, I do know the number. Trump's name appears 2,020 times. 20, 20. times. 2020. Wasn't that also the year they stole the election from him? That's a very, that is an unlucky number for the president. Eric Swalwell will be here on our show later this week and I look forward to asking him about this. And the reason this Epstein vote's even taken place is because Mike Johnson, the Speaker of the House, after two months

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of stalling, finally had to swear in Adelita Grijalva, the Democrat from Arizona. Here is the 218th and deciding signature on the discharge petition in person. And she's also the star of what may have been the most awkward swearing-in ceremony of all

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time.

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Handshake? Handshake.

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Yep.

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We'll leave the cameras there. I'm just wondering why you think so long stands for this? Thank you guys.

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That would be another.

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That would not be my question.

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This is the, look, I really like this lady.

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Oh.

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Oh, he really likes this lady. Smithers, you little suck up. I would love to know what's going through Trump's head right now. On Friday, he's holed up in the White House, blasting music so loud everyone in the area could hear it.

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SINGER SINGING

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Nothing to see there, just the president alone in the White House blasting Phantom of the Opera at full volume while rage tweeting about how everybody's out to get him. And he also turned the volume up to 11 for a number from Elton John.

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Don't let the sun go down on me is blasting out of a speaker over in the Rose Garden, over here onto the North Lawn. As we understand it, in talking to some folks in the West Wing, President Trump today is having some fun. He's got his phone out and his playlist pulled up, and the music is playing.

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That's a positive way of looking at it. Listen, the music he's playing is don't let the sun go down on me. But don't read anything into that. He's just having fun. The shutdown may be over, but the meltdown is just beginning.

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It is.

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Donald Trump would like you to know there is nothing wrong with his brain, even though he just had an MRI for reasons unknown even

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to him.

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Could you tell us why you needed to get an MRI?

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I understand that the results were good, but what was it for?

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Because it's part of my physical. Getting an MRI is very sad. Why do you think I shouldn't have it? Other people got it. I had an MRI. Here's what's hysterical.

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I had an MRI. The doctor said it was the best result he has ever seen as a doctor.

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The best result he's ever seen as a doctor. Specifically, a Dr. Phil. Trump said he has no idea why doctors gave him an MRI, which is probably why the doctors gave him the MRI. Can you imagine a doctor looking at his MRI and saying, this is the best one I've ever seen?

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What does that even mean? It's not a grade, it's pass-fail. This is interesting. 80 years after his very timely death, researchers analyzing Hitler's DNA discovered something that I think will

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be a lot funnier to hear with an English accent.

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New DNA analysis reveals Adolf Hitler suffered from a genetic disorder which often results in having undescended testicles and a micro penis.

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That's what they call a triple whammy. Undescended testicles and a micro penis. They believe Hitler had a micro penis due to a genetic condition called Kalman syndrome, named after Franz Josef Kalman, the very unfortunate doctor whose name is now synonymous with micro penis. Researchers believe Hitler may have died a virgin

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and that he was in the top 1% of people who are predisposed to autism, schizophrenia, and bipolar disorder, which is very good news for the gang at the History Channel.

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Get ready for Hitler's Penis Week on History, starting where it all began with Baby Hitler, Baby D**k, followed by Dan Aykroyd hosts, The Mysteries of the Führer's Tiny Tube Stake. Followed by Bigfoot laughs at Adolf's little one. Ha ha ha, tiny.

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And a special forged in fire. See how medieval weapons would fare against Hitler's teensy weensy Wienerschnitzel. And find out how much Hitler's dinky ding dong is worth on Antiques Chode Show.

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History will not be kind. The whole month of November with the secrets of Adolf's ball back. Finding Führer's foreskin. Isch bin ein P-Wiener. The nubbin of Nuremberg. Is it Inget Mein Führer?

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The Evel Braun story. And My Little Dicktator. 24 hours a day, seven days a week. Two centimeters of lederhosen meat you cannot see. Only on History. Only on History.

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