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Trump has been way too busy to lower grocery prices #ACloserLook
Late Night with Seth Meyers
But if you're out there grocery shopping and you're upset at how expensive things are, just know that you're actually being very mean to Mr. Trump.
His approval rating now on the economy, according to, this is Reuters, is 34%. His disapproval is 58%.
I'm not going to tell the American people how to feel, but it has only been nine months. It's kind of unfair when someone has been there nine months to put it all on them.
Yeah, it's unfair. It's only been nine months. Actually, ten months, but who's counting? Certainly not me. Okay, fine, I'm counting. You want it in days? 304. But the point is, that's not enough time to lower prices. The president has been busy with more important stuff,
like getting a crown from South Korea or a jet from Qatar wandering around on the roof of the White House to lay out his plans for a new ballroom, like some sort of reverse Santa Claus. Are you here to bring us presents? No, I'm here to take your presents and trade them for a new golden toilet. But you heard Fox News. Nine months is not enough time to lower prices.
And in fairness to Trump, he never said he could do it in nine months. He was actually very specific about how much time he would need. When I win, I will immediately bring prices down, starting on day one. Yeah, that's right. He said he would lower prices on day one, but he never said day one of what.
but he never said day one of what. I will lower prices on day one of the Winter Olympics.
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