I told you last week that it was time to be suspicious about Donald Trump's latest medical report.Why?Well, the report from his third annual physical in 13 months was due out within a day of the physical.I'll remind you of the timeline.The physical last Tuesday, the White House said on Tuesday, the report is going to be out in a day or so.A day or so from Tuesday would be Wednesday.
Maybe Thursday, if for some reason they go with the or so instead of just a day when I recorded Friday's show midday, the report hadn't come out on Wednesday.It hadn't come out on Thursday and it hadn't come out up to that point on Friday.And I told you at the time, this is not a random delay.They are in a dilemma at the White House about this medical report.You basically have two options.You release the real report.
or you release a fake one.Those were the two options we were considering.Of course, you could just not release anything, but assuming they knew they had to release something, you release the report, the actual medical report, or you put together some kind of a propaganda document.The real report we knew would undercut Trump's claims that were repeated by the White House, that this is the most perfect health that anybody's ever seen.Everything is awesome, despite Trump being days from turning 80 and obese and doesn't exercise and terrible diet.OK, so even if he's doing OK for his age, he's obese and there's this growing list of concerning symptoms.
He can't stand without swaying back and forth.He can't walk in a straight line.The ankles, the bruises, the real report might be fine for his age, but way worse than the cult leader image that they've published for years.So that would be a problem.The real report, if it was an honest report.So then you've got the fake report option, which is you put together a propaganda report.
that says things that aren't true or it excludes things.It's not a full medical report.They've done it before.You could do it again.But as Trump ages, as his health is more obviously not perfect, it becomes really difficult.The document they would have to release to make it seem as though the physical was perfect is not a realistically believable document right now.
Whatever people were previously willing to believe about Trump's bogus propaganda, medical reports just wouldn't be believable today because Donald Trump's health has visibly deteriorated objectively over the last several years.So it's the real report, which is bad or a fake report, which maybe no one will believes.They did ultimately release it.at 11 p .m.on Friday night, 11 p .
m.on Friday night is not when you release stuff you want people to see.Okay.If you want a big audience for this awesome medical report, you do it Monday at 10 a .m.Wednesday at 1 p .
m.You don't do it at 11 p .m.on a Friday.And that's exactly what they did.When you see the report, you realize it is total and utter garbage and it only raises suspicions even more.
And I'm going to give you the highlights and the key points.You can look at the report.It's only, it's not even a report.It's a letter.Um, and it's, it's just three pages.You can check it out.
Now, of course, generically it says Trump's in insanely good health.He's just so fit, whatever we expected it to say that.But a couple of interesting things.Number one, they're acknowledging that Donald Trump gained 14 pounds in the last year.In the two physicals ago, they said he weighed 224.We didn't believe it then.
Now they say he weighs 238.that Trump weighs 224 is a fantasy.Nobody's going to believe that.So they're saying now his weight is 238.Is that really Trump's weight?I don't know.
Again, for Trump's alleged height, which is also a lie, 238 puts him just below obesity.If Trump's not really six, three to 38 puts him at obese.And of course, if Trump weighs more than two 38, then obviously that puts him well into the obesity category.Even what they're admitting, a 14 pound gain in 12 months is more than gaining a pound a month, which is not exactly awesome.Now, one notable thing is they did a bunch of extra testing where it was to their advantage, but they didn't at least talk about extra testing when it wasn't.I'll give you an example.
The report says Trump's hearing is intact to pretty low bar.We know Trump regularly can't hear a damn thing.He asked, can you speak up, please?Can you repeat that?Melania repeats the questions for him.Trump is having problems hearing.
It's OK.It's not a huge deal, but they don't do a full audio test where they could say, actually, Trump's lost.35 % hearing in one ear and 45 in the other.They just go.Trump's hearing is intact.He can hear if someone stands next to him and yells, he hears it.
That's suspicious when they have so much extra testing available.And when they did so much extra testing in other areas, they could say his hearing is a little bit diminished.He's almost 80.It's okay.They can't admit it.But then on the other hand, they go, we did AI enhanced ECG.
an electrocardiogram and that AI test estimated Trump's cardiac age as 14 years younger than his real age.He may be 79, almost 80,but this AI enhanced test determined that he's really 65 from a cardiac perspective.That's not standard.AI ECG is not standard.The entire concept of using AI right now is shaky.
It might be something great in the future.It is not standard right now.Why do they include that?But then they just go, his hearing is intact.because of what's convenient and what's inconvenient.Then we get to the cognitive tests, the MoCA, Montreal Cognitive Assessment.
How many times has he taken this?Why is he taking it so many times?He's bragged about acing it three times, but we don't actually know how many times he's taken it.Has he aced it every time or only the times he mentions?Why is that test being repeated at short intervals when you are regularly tested to cognitively so often, usually it's because a doctor says we need to be doing this test.There's a reason to be concerned.
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Get started freeAnd Dr. Barbarella's report, uh, mentions that he got a 30 and he was tested, but it doesn't explain why is he being tested so often?All right.One other thing.Um, The report from last week about Trump's tree trunk legs, the swelling, the edema, which they've said is from chronic venous insufficiency.The new report, the 2026 report says Trump's slight lower leg swelling was noticed and it improved from last year.What's the problem with that?
Last year it wasn't on the report.So what they want you to now believe is that this is something because everybody can see it.His ankles are swollen like tree trunks, but it's gotten better since last year.Well, let's compare it to last year's report.Last year's report mentions nothing about it.They mentioned this year improvement to something which wasn't even mentioned last year.
So if it was worse last year, why didn't you mention it?doesn't make any sense whatsoever.They have no option now not to mention it because it's become so visible.More realistically, they didn't mention it last year because it wasn't yet visible when Trump was wearing pants this year.It is visible when Trump is wearing pants.They've got to mention it, but they always have to put a positive spin, which is it's gotten better than last year.
Final thing.Remember the neck rash that Donald Trump had?Trump was pictured videoed with a neck rash.And when asked about it, the White House says he is on a prescription cream for a common condition.or something like that.They never told us what the cream is.
They never told us what the condition is.So there were questions.Is this a sort of treatment for early skin cancer?What is it?We don't know.That is not even mentioned.
The report doesn't explain.Did that resolve?Why was he treated in the last year?What's just no mention of it whatsoever.Presumably he's off the drug and it's like it never happened to these people.So 11 p .
m.medical report, including things that are weird to include, skipping things that are notably absent.And we're supposed to look around and just go healthiest president ever.
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