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I spawned in the same spot. Okay, cool. I I think I'm in your today. I don't feel like skating today Hey, let me get in that thing Here you do the trick I want to watch I won't see what you're doing eyes
Here's what you do right you go right, here's what you do, right? You go right here. You jump over this pole. Do a little something and then you're supposed to hit this Slam bike are you supposed to fall like that? No, no, you're not I Over the pole I'm jumping over your body. You know, I could help you here puffer. Hold on
Yes, you don't need it.
Are you about to set up something?
Yeah, man. It's like the whole point of the game I'll move it back a little bit. So you hit it perfectly next time Right you hit it perfectly next time right it's all about figuring out the right spot for you I mean all right that should be good see me you have to actually hit it though I'll sit right on it so you know exactly where to aim I I
Got it again I jumped over to sick gap and I'm dead got it. I believe in you. What are you doing?
Huh?
Making it a little harder for you.
It's already difficult.
Look, all you gotta do is get on your board and-
Damn.
I did it, but there's a fucking car! look all you got to do is is look at your board look at your board. Yeah That's the winner
I'm good. You did it. Yeah, I did it. Holy shit my turn That's the winner! Boy land this shit right now
Let's get out of here, let's leave these chumps
Puffer out I wouldn't puff right just be careful up here. Do you even know where we're going? Dude, who just fell down?
Which way do you want to go?
You tell- You lead the way.
Careful. I got this shit.
It immediately gets off board. Okay it stops here.
No it doesn't. Okay.
Just watch my friend kill himself. I think I can make the jump here. You ready? I'm gonna monkey bar on the next set of things there Puffer what does it look like when I do this you ready? Hey look to the right!
To the right.
I'm just flying away!
Oh, I see you!
We're gonna try and grind the whole stadium. No one has ever done it. No one's been around the full thing no one's done it that's you're not gonna have enough start but you're not gonna miss I'm gonna go I'm coming to get your buffer you're not gonna have a sweet bumper I'm coming to get you we need to figure out a way to go fast enough to go around the whole thing oh I think I know it's gonna take some ingenuity though okay this is looking really good Puffer. I'm not gonna lie. Yeah
Is this possible?
Is that really the question I should be asking at this moment?
Everything's possible. Five ramps up about to jump to my death
Is this possible?
Alright man, this is your creation. So you get the honors of going first. Okay, I have to jump Get on my board and land on that ramp. I think I could do it It's gonna give me a lot of speed. I might be able to go all the way around. Let's see Man
Hey your turn all right
You have to like get like a perfect angle even then I think it's too high no no never too high I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna get it. Oh go bubber go I might be on the wrong side hold on I'm gonna readjust. I'm trying to readjust to get on the other side Oh, no, I lost speed cuz I went higher
Wait all right
Come on. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh Sam. Oh my god, dude. It's totally doable. It's doable
Shit come on Okay Okay. This is looking really good to be honest. Oh no wait, I'm slowing down.
Dude, I feel like I'm a little closer that time.
Oh. I'm going back the other way my friend.
Bye bye, see ya.
Bye.
Oh. Let's go baby. Come on sweetie. Come on.
Oh, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. other way my friend bye-bye see ya bye oh I got a good hang there you can be
world's first I could be world's first without speed glitches
let's go speed run I'm slowing down too much bro I'm slowing down again man sweetie I'm doing down too much, bro. I'm slowing down again, man Speedy I'm doing it. I don't know if I'll make it though, but I got some good speed man. I got some good speed
Holy shit, wait, you are really close
Nah, there's always another level How do I build a ramp This is fucking nuts if we could do this, bro, I'm gonna be so amazed good luck
All three of us bro, oh my god puffer go I'm watching Salvage salvage
Dude you are moving right now. Oh my god. I don't think I've ever seen anyone move that quick.
Bro.
This is not real! I'm going. I'm going. I have such a good run.
It better stay nice here
dude I'm so close we need another set of Rams bro come on come on the outside wait I can correct it I correct it I correct it I can correct it and correct it I Flew off buddy. See ya
Sweetie grab my hand Bummer, I'm coming! Tch!
Oh my fucking god, this shit is so high in the air! This shit is so high in the air! No! Dude, oh my god, I was going too fast
That's it that's it I don't know if I'm gonna make it cuz I didn't get enough pushes but dude hold on I'm on the outside. I did do it though
Puffer. Oh my god. Oh my god, dude
Okay, I got I got one push puffer this might be it for me
I need another push. I need I need like two more pushes and I can do it.
Yes. Wait, you're kinda moving fast. You're kinda moving quick. dude dude it's so doable to I got two pushes my arm is fucked up bro I've been breaking my shit oh oh my god
witness me It's me! Oh
Come on that was how much distance is that counter steps? Let's see. Let's see
Dude I think literally three pushes and it's a win
Now I think it's possible. You know what we need to do. We need to move everything back
You might be honest of unfortunately To give me another push coward Bastard One two three, oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh My god, I feel like I'm not going any faster, but it's probably placebo I feel like I'm going slower
Why don't you like it I'm not even close to where I was what what's the point Look how close I got! Hold on. GENERATIONAL RUN! NOOOOO! I had five pushes and it pushed me off the side! OHHHHHH!
One, two, three, four-
Did you get four?
Was that four pushes?
Was that four pushes?
Was it barely four?
Was that-
I am going so-
You say that every time it's
Cover we've been fools this whole time. What do you mean? Hold on? We can rebuild it we can rebuild it
This is insane, okay, okay, we got room we're on to some we're on to some we're on to some
I'm dead My legs are gone
This might be it. This might be it.
I'm waiting at the finish line baby!
I saw you fly!
You had too much speed boy! Here we go. 3 4, 5 You had too much speed, boy! Here we go. One, three, four, five, six. What? If this doesn't happen here, Puffer, it's not possible.
I don't even know.
I, I, fuck, maybe I need to take off my helmet. Maybe it's weighing me down.
Wait!
Puffer.
Wait! Puffer! Wait! Puffer!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
I don't think we should count that.
We should count that.
Unless you, no, we gotta go. What did you do?
What was the strat?
Oh my god! That's crazy! You're so close! I did it!
I did it, Buffer. Oh my God, you're going fast.
You're going fast, man.
Oh, dude, what did you do differently?
That's crazy.
I don't know, man, I don't know.
Are you grinding any different or just doing 50-50?
I'm grinding, I'm like basically going straight up.
You're doing a nose grind? Yes. A nose grind, really?
I thought that would slow you down.
I'm doing a... what's it called?
Yeah, I'm doing that.
I am also doing it.
Oh.
Puffer! Pretty close. Oh Buffer Okay, Puffer? Yeah. If I don't do it here, okay, so I immediately fell off when I said that. You know what? I know what the problem is, Puffer.
What's up? All right, I'm ready. Oh my god. Oh my god! Wait! Come on me man Come on me man Come on me man Come on me man Me man
Me man
Hey Smitty guess what
What Dude, you are there. You are like there.
I lost audio. I'm gonna do it on this one.
I'm riding so far, Puffer. And I flew off. I'm gonna hit a wall. Damn, I sat my ass down.
Okay, Puffer, I'm kind of going wild style sicko mode around this fucking bend here. Oh, no!
I had it. Dude, dude, dude, I was going so fast.
Oh no, I'm going to do the thing again, hold on. Oh No, I'm gonna do the thing again, hold on I might fly off here Okay, I stopped grinding for like a second, but
Okay, okay, there was a little bit of cheese involved I gotta admit, but you're not gonna ever get that info from me Now you got it you just need one good run you just need one good run My god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, dude
My god, this is a bad spot to live. Oh my god, it's been eight hours My god, this is a bad spot to live. Oh my god, it's been eight hours
That's first done no one else done it
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