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Oh my god, bro, I didn't even do this!
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Sorry, you're my tenth case this week. You did what? Oh man, you're so guilty. So yeah, we'd like to plead guilty for a reduced sentence. Your honor, we have three character witnesses and two expert opinions that prove my client is innocent. Your honor, this evidence was obtained illegally.
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We demand this case is thrown out.
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Your honor, our client is countersuing for $100 million. Your honor, our client is countersuing for $100 million. You're punishing him for being a great host?
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