🔥 U.S. Courtroom Case: Judge’s Shocking Verdict Goes Viral 😱

For the charges before this court, you are sentenced to 862 years in the custody of the State Department of Corrections. 800 what? Man, you said years, right? Not dog years? Years, human ones.

Judge, I don't even got a warranty that long. I'm 32.

On the counts before this court, you are hereby sentenced to 325 years in like 12 lifetimes in a weekend your honor you know i'm

32 right you expect me to do push-ups for three centuries i don't even buy shoes with warranties

that long come on the court having considered the evidence and the verdict of the jury hereby sentences you to 378 years in the custody of the department of correction 300 wait what sir i'm 29

you trying to invent time travel on my behalf you want me to do three lifetimes a nap and come back you trying to invent time travel on my behalf you want me to do three lifetimes a nap and come back

on count one armed