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We Finally Beat RV There Yet

We Finally Beat RV There Yet

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There get down there am I good to just go yeah, you're good

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I'm about to kill it son. They don't get me you pull me up. Please man. This sucks. Oh my god I'm taking I got hit by a snake somehow. I'm flying.

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I'm flying.

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I fear the invisible snakes.

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Hey, stop, stop.

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Did the eagle just attack? I heard that.

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What the?

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Someone catch me!

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Oh my God! They had us on camera! Grab him!

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Just come down, just come down.

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I got you brother. Oh, man, I think I

0:54

Why'd you bring a ball why'd you bring this because maybe we want to play outside That's a good point a little bit of maybe we can distract mom and dad with the ball while they're driving

1:00

Open a window

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Don't use bear spray on right right? Donkey has bear spray on, right? Donkey has bear spray on, right?

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Donkey has bear spray on, right?

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No.

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I thought I sprayed you!

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I thought I sprayed you!

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I'm not very happy.

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I'm not his creatures. Listen, I need you guys to hear me. This is really bad. You're a few inches away. It's going to be OK.

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This is really bad.

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I can't even know how to.

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Oh my god.

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I don't even know what to do in this situation.

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It's a beautiful song.

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If you hold Q, you can put it into first gear. And you can just let her go forwards.

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Nice and easy. You know, this is something my actual dad never taught me. So Fitz, I'm having a moment with you. I thank you for this.

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Please don't break RV.

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Can you, can you?

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No bro.

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Okay.

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Okay. Okay.

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Okay. Hey bro, what's wrong with the RV bro?

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Okay, back on the road.

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What's happening?

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I don't even know what's happening.

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Help.

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I don't know.

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Alright.

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Are we all in?

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Why are you ruining the fucking map?

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Dude, this road trip.

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What happened?

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We came back and Sovy's addicted to heroin. I got a feeling I should hop out right now.

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No, no, no, no, no.

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I'm feeling the same way.

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This looks a little sketch, but don't worry.

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I have a weird way. I have a little sketch, but I have a weird feeling

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Now listen, let's just assess the situation we got a power pole up here with a tronic and donkeys

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You down there somewhere he is gone. He fell off the crevice Yeah Oh the map right the people the thing that people in the comments were yelling us about Because we've seen that video already out and people yelled at us in the comments for not looking at the map, right?

3:19

Can't read a map I've read a book I want to go this You got it. Oh, you got it I can't read a map. I've read a book. Here we go. You got it. Come on. There's definitely a snake.

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Yo, Sylvie!

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We're okay. You're okay. You think you can make it through here, Sylvie?

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Oh, for sure.

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Watch out, Spidy.

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If there's just no way for him to get out of here I'm gonna be so pissed come on bring it through coming through bring it through yeah got you yep coming through okay hold hold hold hold we got shit hold on let me take a look a lot of snakes I I don't even wanna I don't even want to be around There's a snake on the fucking platform It's I got good news I got bad news you are dead that is the bad news the good news It is no longer on the fucking platform. Yeah, I knocked him up, but be careful

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He's right. Oh my god

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So you use my mom

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with a whip

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You got my ass Well we go to the cave Go to the cave over here come on bring her down bring her down bring her down this way. God. We got me Whoa hold on wait a minute. You should make sure this thing isn't painted on

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This is a little bit sussy That could be a roadrunner might be around here. We're good. It's clear come on in surely a giant boulder won't come down suddenly

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Definitely not can never see it happening. I think this is it.

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Dude, the game.

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Dude, the white light.

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This is the end.

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Other side.

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Oh my God.

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Let me in quick.

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Let me in quick. Get in gang. Let me in quick.

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Come here buddy.

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Thank you.

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Oh my God.

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Oh, there really was no boulder. Actually very surprising. I thought it was over. Yeah, I thought for sure there's gonna be some kind of booby trap I was like give me that oh

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No is that what I think it is Getting me we're in California breath. Oh my god. Oh, where are we going? Hold on, let me go out and look. Left! Left!

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Left!

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Left!

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It's the right house!

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Wait, no it is your left.

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Let me back in!

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Get in!

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Yeah, it's not like we have giant holes in our fucking RVs.

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It's really bad for you being out there, man. Breathing air in man I agree it's

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not great make sure you guys don't go in there the smoke out there it's very bad

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for you definitely don't want to do that order by the way yeah just fire Okay, okay. Whoa. Oh, that is not. Oh, I fell through the bridge.

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Oh shit, wait.

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This is the moment.

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This is the moment. We need it.

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We need it.

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Put that fire extinguisher away.

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Got it.

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Oh, that was close. Almost lost it.

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Oh, it's the ramp.

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It's the ramp.

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Yes.

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On that ground.

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Yes. Yes

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Jesus Christ, but I thought the ramp was a lot bigger than that. Not sure I said

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It's like a bouncy ramp, yeah, we'll give him a little and then he'll go up with it, you know

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Here we go All right guys we're ready dropping it man dropping in the head I'm staying on top I like the view oh my let's roll Oh

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You're crushing my man you're the best driver this side of the hemisphere mountain

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We already made more progress in this last 20 minutes than we did all of last session? Because we know what we're doing now, to be fair.

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Yeah, I'm gonna be spotter. I'm gonna run point. I'll run point. You run a point? You run a point? Okay. You're gonna show me where to go. He's gonna guide the way. My light in the dark you understand big bridge big ramp bridge big bridge bridge bridge ramp this way this way oh hell smitty this looks good i don't know about that

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okay perfect where the bear spray hey show me where the bear is

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oh my god keep it straight! Oh my god! Should I get out of the way?

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Oh my god! Help! Help!

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Help! Laughing

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He's waving his little hands around

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Holy shit you washed off that You're killing it Dude, fear is the best tool, look how well you did that because we're getting chased by a bear Hey, we got any beer back there? Uh, Sovie he looks you're right

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Already got you stocked buddy. Don your right. Holy shit son of a bitch. Let me get another one.

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This game is not accurate. You're able to drink and drive in real life. You can't do it in this game. Oh shit a mineshaft.

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Gentlemen.

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You might have something spooky up ahead. Oh my goodness. How is this our way home?

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How is this our way back to the highway? How did we get there in the first place, bro? How is it still daytime? Smoke a cig and don't ask questions. All right

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We don't speed. Oh, yeah. Oh we are speed. I mentioned I have a phobia Down here, I don't like this environment we go speed it up All right, Sylvie I'm gonna let a flare you follow my directions. Okay. Okay. Here we go. I'll reverse the whole time as a matter of fact I can see you through this back window Come on. Good challenge for me. Okay. Come on. I'm coming. I feel like I'm guiding an airplane. Why is the flare?

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You dropping the flare? No, no big drop hold

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Toby Toby Toby

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Shit hold on Yeah, I'd say turn this around

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Use the winch to slowly Oh

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What do you mean water but this is lava It's a fucking bear! There's an RV! There's a bear in here! Oh my god! God damn!

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So many things are going wrong. Get the bear spray!

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Hold on before you do that, get the winch. I need the winch.

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He's staring him in the face!

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He's definitely calls for a cigarette.

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I got him, I got him!

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Hold on! Do not push the down here, bro.

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I got him, I got him! Hold on! Do not push the- down here, bro. I got him! You got him, you got him. Now this is gonna require a lot of winching.

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Wait, I got an idea for the lava!

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Yeah, this is good. This is working.

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Oh yeah.

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Oh man, there is lava down here.

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Yeah, extinguish the lava. That's fire.

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Okay, I'm gonna try and drop this to you. Can you get that? Okay Okay, hold on you need to be more ready for I'm gonna reset it and do the same thing

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Make sure you're ready for it and then you need to grab it. Okay, ready?

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Wait for the flare up first. Okay, hold on now. Let me get the let me get the remote Yep, I think it's I'll be waiting. It's on the road. Hey, we have a plane you ready really?

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Yep, it should work. Oh my god

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Gotta hold the wedge the winch

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Quit trying to claw machine me into the lava

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Alright drop me Drop me, drop me. Okay.

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My bad, my bad, my bad.

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Can you drop that thing to him? Holy shit. I'm rising. I don't have the remote. Just drop the winch to him specifically. All I can do is ride it.

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Give him some slack, smit.

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I mean, I'm just all right having a good time with it

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What if we all

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Again oh my god, you just sent me back to spawn

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And I fell through the garage.

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And I fell through the map.

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Yep. I'm at the spawn as well. Wait, this must be another checkpoint. You fucking asshole.

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Oh, okay.

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Dude, dude.

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Aren'tby there yet

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Straight up. Yeah. All right. okay he just ran him over

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uh-oh i just saw the beer go flying up it's bouncing around

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yep all right that is okay okay listen i can't see anything who turned the lights off oh it's so dark everywhere i just see a silhouette smoking a cigarette.

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14:06

I just see a cigarette smoking...

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Alright, are we good? Yep, he's like that.

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Yeah.

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Should be good.

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Xander.

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Oh, beautiful.

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Yeah, that's good.

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That's good right there.

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Now, there's already some planes here waiting for you. But you're gonna want to hold... screech it to a halt on this platform here, because there's lava below.

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Sure thing, buddy.

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And then take a little turn.

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And then believe it or not, two more planks waiting for you.

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Okay.

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Be warned. Be warned, Smitty.

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I'm good, bro. I knew what I was doing.

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Alright, can we go this way now? Let's go to cave way. Let's check it out real quick. Yeah, I'm doing I think we're supposed to do something. Guys, what's the bet that we have to blow up some dynamite or something and create a hole in the wall?

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What's the bet?

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Something's going on. We went boom boom

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Don't have the flare Nar what is this Indiana Jones?

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It just might be wait. Oh, it's a drawbridge. Oh, no wait is anyone in the RV because no no It's okay bring it down. It's like a drawbridge thing. I know Over there guys the the checkpoints down here all right right I'm on my way long as you make it here oh yeah let's go I see a light over there is there another RV family stuck this is this is this the the path of yeah the path of goage oh man oh my god wait don't say the obvious hopeless I'm gonna go all in.

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The titties is out.

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Bruh, bruh. Do we have more flares? You just ran over like three snakes.

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Yeah, there's three snakes.

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Um, hold on. There's a little bit of a drop here, man.

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There is no...

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I'm gonna more flares. It's okay! It's perfectly fine! Maybe?

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AH! The snake got me!

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Guys, what happened?

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I turned around for three seconds. Do we have anything that we could, uh,

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repair the vehicle with?

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Yeah.

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Oh no, wait.

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Because the hammer is missing back at the space

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because we drove away from it remember Ah yes, I might go back for it. I need someone to come with me with a flare though. Hey, you gotta be careful Yeah, we'll fuck done hanging up. I know you're walking right into it. No, it's not gonna hit me

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Okay.

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On that level.

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Docky?

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Pffft.

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Hey, I heard an explosion.

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Is everything okay with you?

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He's not that great at this part. Alright, his flare is gone.

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Hopefully there's another one over here.

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I think I blew every geyser possible.

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Excuse me? Hold on. What? Excuse me? Oh my god! You killed us both! I'm dead, I'm down in the fucking cave!

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Oh my god.

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Down in the fucking cave!

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Now we just reverse.

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You're gonna wanna reverse and turn the wheel right. Correct. Pretty sharply as well.

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That is forward.

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That is the forward.

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That is the forward direction. How's this looking? You can literally just turn it left and go forward a tiny bit and then just correct to the in your reverse Yeah, yeah. Yeah, you go now slight right in the wheel and reverse. Yeah

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All right. Hey keep my straight. Am I straight you are straight you are straight you are

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18:05

Okay careful Oh, no, I'm so sorry. Oh my God, we do not. It's almost dead. We do not have the fuck. If we just repaired in the start, this wouldn't be a problem.

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If we all complained all day, nothing would get done.

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No, everything would be fucking perfect. I think, I think we just go for it. What is happening? What?

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Hello?

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What happened, bro? Oh, what the fuck?

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What?

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What the fuck?

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Hey, look out. Alright, people said this is hard, but I don't believe them. There's a ladder right there. Go check out what's up that ladder.

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I'm gonna take this thing up. I'm already up there. I already went up there.

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There's not much. I found some scrap up here though. I'm proud of you guys. You want to catch him? We should probably heal this thing a little bit before I go any further, huh? Okay, why don't we just winch this thing man? Let's just winch it. Let's start looking at the health brother. Look at the health brother. Nope. No, it's not

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It's fine. It's not gonna be fine. All right, I have another one guys. Can you hear me? Yes? I have some

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Okay, this is why you're being ignored

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I have some vital info guys. There's a there's a welding machine up there to repair anything that happens Where is it how close it's just over this little this little thing. You're trying to get over up here Yeah, it's just up there. Wait. Stay there. Doc. You stay there Okay, I'm saying here don't move. I don't know if it's gonna read a little reach. I'll make it reach you guys have no faith True I'm agnostic

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He's already just made it up

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So let me repair it then

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There we go there we go oh my god

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Is there John perfection you're incredible winches Well

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Just repaired it are you trying to ruin the game which I reset the winch and I'm putting the way I'm going on the roof. I'm not gonna shift the weight. All right, I'm gonna grab the front seat here and we're pulling on the front It's good, it's good get the repair yeah, you need to come up a little higher for me coming up. Yeah, you're gonna go just keep it coming Yeah, this is right It's working. We're having a little bit of tension spin. We're good. Hey spin. There you go. We're fine repaired I can't believe it worked out just fine.

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21:05

Stop moving.

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Be careful, Luis.

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You feeling a little tippy? I would drive it forward onto where Sovi's standing.

21:11

You want to go forwards and left and up to here and then all around.

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He means right.

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Right.

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I can't go, that's the way we came from, no?

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No, we just want to flip around because we've got to balance on this thing. Yeah, if I look to my left yeah no he meant right but he said left he's Australian okay okay sorry about that one might I'm coming buddy don't. I'm gonna come down here and get on the thing. I think I might die from this Man what is going on?

21:55

Yeah, could you come get me? I got a cinematic Christopher Nolan ass angle right here. Keep me here. I'm good

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I wonder what happened there

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Yeah, bring it bring her across buddy, okay, I'm stepping on the gas and I'm not stopping. Okay, Docky, we should- precarious nice fine I think we winch here maybe it's just gonna be a little higher in the back oh wow he's just making it oh god I'm getting a ball yet you got a winchch. I got a ball. I'm your way. That's your back. He's winched your back

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Okay, okay the controls on the ground

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All right, I'll get it oh

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No, oh no, how do you get back there? Hey put it in park? Hold on, Docky. What if you- what if we winch pull over here, and then we bring him up to like an angle where he's straight, and then we start pulling one way or the other, and eventually he's just floating in the air. And then from there, I don't know. So now it's just a game of cat and mouse between the two winches.

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It's a cat fight oh this doesn't look like anything I was thinking of

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beautiful stuck on the fucking wood pole down there how did that even happen the RV would have to be built around that for it to make sense that doesn't make any sense the RV is riding around in pain bro what the fuck how did it get

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stuck I think we need to undo the back and then bring the back around to like yeah

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Maybe you maybe winch on the back to another winch pole that we have over there. Yes. Yeah Someone's gonna have to go back there and reset that thing huh? It might be me. It might be me. Okay, you ready? This is gonna either go bad or good

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24:26

oh good it's good oh I think I have it now I need to grab it oh good luck guys this is me falling that's the sound of me falling

24:38

run down that pole come get my ass don't tell me to run down that pole. Run down that pole. Guys, right here. I'm looking at it.

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I got you, game.

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Oh my god, you not only

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did you not get in time.

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I'm running down that pole. As instructed. I wasn't talking about that pole. I'm providing service.

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That is me, brother. I'm dead on the floor. Yeah, I need dead on the floor. Yeah, he went all the way Yeah, I need a president Okay, I'm like bouncing around like a fucking balloon're about the same spot. I'm gonna say two pens on this guy It's I got an idea go in the driver's seat get in the first gear and hit W and turn to the left

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I'm hitting W

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Buddy I'm gonna be honest. I'm just letting you go

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Nah, you can't do that to me after you tell me to get in the driver's seat Wait. Buddy, I'm gonna be honest. I'm just letting you go. Nah.

25:45

You can't do that to me after you told me to get in the driver's seat.

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You are so-

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Ah, whatever.

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You are somehow wedged here. I don't know- There is no winch on the-

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Bruh.

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I'm using my steering wheel. Hold on, hold on. Hold on, we got this. We got this up here. So let's okay.

26:05

He's going to just speed it up. Speed it up.

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Holy shit.

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I fell speed it up.

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All my days. Take a breather. You've done it.

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I'm good.

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I feel like I'm flying off. I feel like I'm off of it. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, dude, I mean, it speaks for itself. Just have fun with it, man. What am I looking at here?

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I can't see up.

26:45

Be careful ahead, there's a gap.

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I can't see up.

26:48

Do not just drive, do not just drive.

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I'm stopped.

26:50

A plank maybe.

26:51

What's the deal? He can make that, he can literally make this.

26:53

The deal is it's a one planker.

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We like risk around here. There's a giant well, it's not a giant gap, but it's certainly a gap. Yeah You think I could do it? I Always believe in you think we just winch this one which pole. Yep I don't know this answer your question

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After it do I just tank that hill right there I think if we just winch across and I can tank it is there anywhere to winch do you know pole I can get you go ahead and send this bitch are you winched on hold on I'm gonna jump on the tire in the back I can grab you

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yeah can't grab you. I'm gonna go try and find a silly hat.

27:46

Throw him. No, do not.

27:50

The call of the void.

27:51

No! No! He slipped through, I didn't want to kill him.

27:55

That was not on purpose. I was putting you down. I was putting you down. He slipped through the hole. He slipped through the hole!

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Now let him be a father!

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Admittedly, I am a little worried about the winch, but I could go for it with it because it is security.

28:15

Does someone have a remote?

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No.

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Okay, I'll throw a remote to you. How about that? No, you're actually a fucking criminal!

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I'm sorry, I shouldn't have said that. to you. How about that? No, you're actually a fucking criminally. That's really a stick

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me off. That's criminal and the arsler do this crazy. Wow. That is what happened. He Wow Did he drop the plank? What happened? Did he drop the plank?

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He dropped the plank

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He dropped the plank

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Laughing Laughing

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Laughing

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Oh god damn

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Holy fuck as if that worked

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You're fine

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Now what? You winch? That worked you're fine away now what which Okay, yeah, keep it keep it going forwards I think I think you remove the winch now because I am I can't won't be able to drive past it am I good

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29:14

Yeah, you're good. You're good. I don't know where am I going?

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Just go straight just go straight

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Up to here out

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Up to here up here

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Okay, oh my god, we're out of the cave Fish you doing some light reading

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Says here. We're in God's country Smith. I believe that

29:48

Certainly looks like God's country to me

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Let's go. It's a garage

29:55

Are there snakes in there

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Just soon guys, but this looks like smooth sailing from here on out

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surely

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What was our roles again was I father I was a baby no wait It's mom I'm mom Fitz was dead donkey and so be kids this makes a lot of sense

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Hey do me a favor son get back inside the damn vehicle No, and get me a beer

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This is why you were always the favorite so be you can put in my cup holder. I'll drink it. I got you no problem

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That's it fits fits, I'm taking this Mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom I said a good parent would go and get their son. I said a good parent would go and get their son.

31:08

How?

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Holy shit, what the fuck?

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Yeah.

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Hi mom.

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How'd you make it over the... Go get the, go get the tombstone. Wait, so you guys are in this canyon?

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Yeah, to the right.

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Hard right, hard right dad.

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Hard right. Hardest, dad. Hard right.

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Hard right.

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Hardest right you've ever taken.

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Oh, there he is!

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I'll be right back.

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Hey, dad.

31:30

What's up, dad?

31:31

Howdy, y'all.

31:32

I will drive this car off a cliff if I hear one more word from my kids. Not another word.

31:40

We are done.

31:41

If I hear one more word... Oh Hey, no incest in the RV. Oh shit. There's a big drop right here. Oh, this is fine

32:29

This is all right. I just make it sure I mean it's hard to tell you know. Oh, no fair enough Did just kill our son, but as far as he is part Was an awful person so I know he's got blood in his mouth now this part is precarious. This is fine. Just drive

32:52

Damn

33:00

Shit do I go do I go through this this way? I'll scope out the area. This looks good.

33:05

Yeah, it looks like it.

33:06

I could do this. What about down? You think down better than up?

33:08

I think you wanna go down here, mother.

33:11

Yeah, down.

33:12

Down fucking legs don't come this way.

33:14

Down looks very easy.

33:16

Yeah, down. Down. Go down.

33:18

I was going down.

33:20

Hey, there's a dead guy. There's a dead guy in the middle of the down here. That is your first born. Oh my god So the down thing didn't exactly work apologize so There get down there am I good to just go? Yeah, you're good You pull me up please man, this sucks. Oh my god, I'm taking I got hit by a snake somehow I'm flying Eagle just attack I heard that You believe the journey yes I hope so brother does not want to

34:27

play anymore don't worry it only gets way harder from here what if in the time we've been away from civilization and a zombie apocalypse has occurred and we

34:34

that would be a cool animal plus seven sweetness oh it's a swamp so the Everglades over here oh shit we bayou. Yeah, we got the gators in the bayou. How the hell we get to Louisiana that easy? That's not how it works. Hey, uh, you're supposed to wait because they're sending a bridge across.

34:54

Oh fuck.

34:56

You look like a- Um.

35:00

Looks like someone's taking a dip. I'm good.

35:02

Hopefully there's no gators in here.

35:07

turning it bro. You're the one who's fucking long cooperate. It's it's it's like I'm trying to crank it but it won't it won't go forward anymore. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

35:20

I'm drowning. I'm literally stuck under the car guys. This seems like a situation we could winch our way out of

35:28

We actually low-key high-key can

35:33

Can you drive it in that

35:36

It's allowed to be right

35:38

Yeah, you're right doc. He hold on. Maybe you can drive this shit. Let me see

35:42

What is the point of this if we could just drive it?

35:49

What is the point of me Sorry, I thought I saw a gator. Well. I was wrong. I'll admit it well done if we restarted we wouldn't figure that out

35:58

I'm giving to you right now, bro

36:00

Appreciate you game

36:02

Appreciate you game all right. No, this is where we came from. This is like the way back to the way we were.

36:08

No it's not, it's different.

36:10

Yeah, no it is. I literally just

36:12

walked along this thing.

36:14

This leads to the uh... That's my bad.

36:18

Engine's in the water.

36:20

Just wish it out bro. Hey man, just restart it bro.

36:55

Okay, oh my god, what is this bro somebody check out deep the water is straight up Signature says danger

37:05

Water deep it's pretty deep Smith. Okay. Oh my God, there is a crocodile. Wait, really? Where? Where? I'm in the water.

37:06

He's in there, dude.

37:06

He's in the water.

37:07

Are you serious?

37:08

I wanna see it.

37:09

You see him, Doki?

37:10

Oh, I see him.

37:11

Oh!

37:12

Oh!

37:13

Oh!

37:16

Oh, I see him.

37:17

He's coming up. I forgot about that! Dude, surely there was- surely you just avoided it.

37:26

That whole time we avoided it, there's no way it had to be in that water.

37:30

Yeah, there's no way you can drive along this thing. And this doesn't lead anywhere anyway.

37:35

Really?

37:36

So I think, yeah, I think you need to like, find the path. Oh, maybe could you see it from up there? Does it look like it's a so yeah, I can kind of I can I can kind of see It yes, okay straight straight Are you lying to me? No? Yet, no, we're gonna take a left take a left left. Yeah, it's straight now straight now and then Right I think yeah, just follow us here like dorky this this seems like the way like I take a right, okay, and seems like the way. Like you gotta take a right. Hang a right. Okay. And then, over to this way.

38:09

I think we go left here.

38:10

But then you're gonna wanna straighten up a little bit

38:12

to the, no, no, no.

38:13

Oh, so you're gonna have.

38:14

I got it, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

38:15

This way? So you take a left, hang a left. Well, you know, we're all facing different ways in this world. And then over this way. So left, which must be a left.

38:29

Yes.

38:30

And then a bit of a hard left moment.

38:32

Hard left to here.

38:34

Hold on.

38:35

Oh, goodness.

38:35

I've fallen in.

38:36

Right.

38:36

And then.

38:37

Yeah, this is all looking good. We're almost there, gang. Y'all see it now? Here's it gets a little deep here, too. Okay, talk is that deep? Right, yeah big right to this way here but be careful you're you're close to an edge. I think I'm good

39:00

I think I'm good. I'm good. I'm good, dude

39:02

This swamp was terrifying I now that we know the Gators exist that made that way more terrified like scary

39:12

It was creepy because I didn't see it until it was too late and it was already attacking Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God.

39:25

Oh my God. Oh my God.

39:26

Oh my God.

39:33

Oh my God. Nah bro, Gator's not gonna be getting in here. I'm not hitchhiking bro, you are not getting in here. Alright, we're good.

39:45

I think you gotta cross me.

39:46

Oh for real? Yeah, this is mighty...

39:49

I wanna get swept away by the currents and...

39:52

Like cross right here you think?

39:53

Alright, let's do it.

39:58

Oh man.

39:59

We're good, we're good. We're fine.

40:02

We're fine, Keep pulling it. We're good. Oh, man Baby we're good now. We just got to use the flip-o-matic. Why my legs in my face?

40:17

What I know my legs what the hell what the heli?

40:20

I think he's telling you to go through the water just go up, man. You can take it. That's what I was thinking, Fitz.

40:27

All right.

40:28

That ain't quite what I meant.

40:29

Oh, that just flew off.

40:34

I see what you mean.

40:35

Yeah, we can do that.

40:36

I don't know.

40:37

See, if I can just walk up and down this, you can too. Wow, holy shit. What's that? Are we even supposed to go this way? This is the way to go though. You see me over here? Yeah, I'm coming. There's like holes here and shit and like clearly this is where the obby is supposed to go. So like the real way to go is around. Nah, we ain't doing all that.

40:56

We might be able to make it up here. Oh, I'm gonna make it up there. This is a free roam game. You can get up here, that's actually legendary. Oh yeah, I could definitely get up there. Oh my god. Oh my god, what the fuck?

41:06

No problem.

41:08

We are not supposed to be up here.

41:09

Nah, we are absolutely supposed to be up here. All right, from here, where?

41:12

Where?

41:13

Oh, what?

41:14

Bro, where the fuck are we, man?

41:16

We went the wrong way for sure. What is this? I see the bridge over there. We should have went through the water. What's the plan here?

41:28

You gonna drive forward. I'm just gonna drive forward

41:33

Drive forward. I have it like totally locked. I'm a slowly spider. Okay

41:42

Okay, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, this is so

41:46

Hey, hey, so, push it. Oh, oh, oh!

41:48

Spider down, spider down.

41:52

Ah!

41:54

I'm in the RV though, it's okay. Nevermind, I fell out of the RV.

41:58

Now I am flat, I am face first.

42:00

Ha ha ha! Just like that.

42:04

Oh, Soapy! Whoa, Ducky! Whoa, boy! Oh

42:11

Donkey whoa boy you want me to cut this this rope Smith. Yeah, I'll land right on Fitz you might as well

42:26

All right W. All right What do you mean you might die? Did you just hit the tree? Oh my god! Oh man!

42:28

I was laughing, bruh!

42:30

Yup, yup, yup Mhm, yarp

42:34

Yarp, come on!

42:36

I'm gonna give us planks here, they don't seem very useful

42:38

Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay Okay, good to go

42:42

Oh my god, oh my god Fitz, we are here We're gonna get one plank on the side of that thing just to be sure like in that little spot You know that little spot like hey, no No, no, no, no on here. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, we go gorgeous. They were my gorgeous family I'm divorcing you after this

43:07

Hmm interesting

43:09

Where am I going?

43:11

straight

43:13

Straight good. Okay. Oh my god. That's actually insane if we did this I mean you could argue that it took us more time, but we did it It was way cooler it was oh My god, I can't believe that okay. This looks like another one of them Stop up you need to let me know if I gotta go forward or not. I'm pretty sure I know what a windshield

43:52

We're going really quick shit. I hear I heard eagle. I would sit down

43:55

He broke we're tilting We're tilting or fine fine fine. Yeah, it's in park

44:00

We're here was there wait did I drive oh wait wait

44:10

Is unfortunate that is crazy

44:18

Are you fucking kidding me?

44:28

Someone told me to put it in park somebody told me to put that in park. I was not ready for it because I was in park

44:37

Okay, I am staying in first gear on the edge of this on this little roller thing and I am getting ready

44:40

Sounds good. It's so be still with us

44:51

Hell yeah, brother. brother okay so right here they say the gayest fellows wear dark green shirts I just watched I looked over at the street register you look I'm staying in first year I'm gonna release us stay in the damn thing brother

45:17

will you be really am I close enough to the edge you can pull up a little more

45:21

you just need to send it at the right time okay where is that by the way is it right here actually bugs me is it right here? It's coming up. It's coming up, okay, okay?

45:30

Two hold it's slowing down. It's slowing down slowing down Now

45:40

Okay

45:42

All right, Lord, baby, Jesus. I don't like all this tall grass this makes me uncomfortable One mile to go everyone was gonna go I feel like there's gonna be hella snakes on this map get ready I'm just gonna make my way Hey guys, there's a landmine these are scattered RV is there landmines in here There's one we're 100% getting jumped we're 100% getting jumped we're chillin go fast guys super this is like some this is a Mad Max I need you to I need you to scout for landmines I need you to scout

46:12

clearing them out there's one in front of the rock

46:14

so be alright keep an eye out are you on top are you on top of it? I am. Okay. Man, Sobe's just gonna hit another landmine in a second.

46:26

I know.

46:30

He's gonna hit another one.

46:31

Sobe, there a landmine by ya.

46:32

You just step on it.

46:34

There's one.

46:34

Yep.

46:35

Yep.

46:35

Yep.

46:36

Yep. We're passing it now. We're good. This is all fine. I'm gonna bring you back to me.

46:46

Thank you.

46:48

Jesus Christ.

46:50

Holy crap, it's chief.

46:54

Okay, what is this? Do I just go up on this?

46:56

Yep, it's an elevator. Okay. You just park that thing right there

47:02

and then let's see what happens. Oh, we're gonna go up. Oh

47:08

Yeah

47:10

Something is very wrong

47:13

Heavens Oh good heavens everyone is

47:16

Rating in a horrible manner. Oh my god. Wait. Why is oh my god. Is this client side doc? He what if I get out and give you the wheel what happens? I don't know I kid the RV is at the bottom for me

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47:32

Flying like a bird oh, I got it. I got back in oh my the ramp. Do you see this man jiggling? Do you see this? Oh my God, the cigarette smoke is going crazy.

47:45

You guys see the cigarette smoke?

47:47

Oh!

47:47

Dead now.

47:48

Hey guys.

47:50

The auto-masturbation.

47:51

Hey guys, somebody get out.

47:52

Look at the fucking thing, dude.

47:53

Look at the fucking wheels.

47:55

Hey man, somebody put the wheels on the roof of this thing.

47:57

Oh no.

48:01

What the fuck?

48:10

So yes, sir

48:13

Okay, we're moving we're moving okay, thank God thank God

48:22

All right, okay. Oh my god. You're gonna drive hard down the office left left here. You could drive Smith I don't I don't want to drive. You don't want to drive all right the last part What the fuck is this fits do we go down this?

48:29

Yeah, let me jump on the roof as you come past. Why don't you just get on now y'all?

48:35

Why do you look over there and oh?

48:40

Why don't you drive drive drive drive? my fits Brother are you on? Holy shit you make it difficult Oh no, we blew up the bridge! Fucking getting on my nerve for the last time, you kids. Bruh, I think you're gonna blow the one out in front of me.

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49:27

Alright? Do this one. And then you're gonna blow out the one in the middle. No, you can't do that. You can't, it's illegal.

49:38

How the fuck are you supposed to go under the tube, bruh?

49:41

Nah, just 100% going in the tube.

49:43

Okay.

49:45

Oh, shit. Well, maybe it's not.

49:47

Oh shit. Wait, wait. It's a, it's a red herring.

49:49

Good call.

49:50

Mark, what is that?

49:50

Can we stretch our legs?

49:51

No!

49:52

What do you mean?

49:53

I'm just joking.

49:55

What the hell?

49:56

Bruce is just-

49:57

Stay in the damn car! Lock in and repair up. What's happening to me? Another pick you up guys ways

50:10

Right what we're so we were to close on a boat to the bathroom

50:13

Everything okay out there

50:19

He was watching Instagram reels where we get chased by chopper he didn't even know

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50:24

See the light at the end of the tunnel. Oh god. There's a helicopter

50:28

Like a mosquito

50:31

Is that an AC 130

50:36

Holy crap that crane that's all

50:42

What is oh my god, he definitely just shot us with that shit

50:45

Don't worry. I've got uh What is this? I don't know I feel like I stop on this thing. It's gonna fall. Yeah, okay, all right

50:51

Wait wait wait

50:53

Hey guys are you still on this thing?

50:55

Are you still on this thing?

50:57

Are you still on it?

50:59

Yeah it's time to help him

51:01

Oh my goodness What is happening? We're swinging?

51:07

Pretty you gotta lock in on the I got it

51:10

All right

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We're good amazing. We're good. Where is the highway, bro?

51:17

guys shot Get on the floor

51:23

Donkeys bodies is like

51:37

Kind of in the middle of something

51:39

Nobody was left at the beginning. Are you serious? Why didn't y'all stay in the vehicle and sit down? Do you want me to restart?

51:46

No, no, keep going

51:50

Wait, there's a revive thing fits hit it hit that thing. Oh, no. Yes, sir. Sir. Yes, sir I'll wait how I speak to my wife Every five did it work? No, I'm alive donkey's here here but so so we can you kill yourself real quick you're not shooting at us just staring at us like a mosquito that we got repelling on or something I killed myself I go on a Bible he's killed he died he died I spammed it almost died after

52:18

though he just I told me kill himself because the helicopter don't care about us! I'm fighting just trying! Not me, just getting off the date now. Yo, you gotta get him!

52:29

Oh my god!

52:32

Hey guys, we need ramps.

52:34

We need planks, we need planks here.

52:36

Thankfully this helicopter is reloading very quickly.

52:38

Hold on, I'm gonna park back where he didn't shoot us. It's not working.

52:42

Oh my god, that is fucking irreparable damage.

52:44

No, dude! It's not working Nobody move Nobody move

52:57

It's real simple. We're gonna drive baby. Come on. We're locked in for the ride. Listen, listen aim you and me We go we go you sitting on the toilet. Okay, listen, Aiden, you and me, we gonna, you sitting on the toilet. Okay, get your shit in. I'm gonna sit right here in this chair. We ain't going nowhere. Made a rhyme.

53:11

Sitting on the toilet.

53:13

I mean, we're not the problem, really.

53:19

You're gonna wanna watch your tongue.

53:21

Can you stop the car?

53:24

Oh damn, oh the car oh no oh no oh my gosh love you hey

53:33

all right what we saying are we reviving them or just going for planks I'm gonna drop you guys off and run this guy around you set up the planks so yes sir go go go man there's a boy okay there we go there we go got it that's you gotta press the thing are we good no I'm coming in there goddamn I'll loop again yeah he be shooting this thing I'm not get you. Yeah, he be shooting this thing, I'm not gonna lie. Coming in!

54:06

Get in, Jack, get in.

54:09

Oh my god, you almost got me with the flamethrower.

54:12

I'm waiting, I'm waiting, I'm waiting. He's still shooting me, I can't really wait.

54:14

If I was sitting in the back, I couldn't have this awesome speed chair.

54:17

Oh, no.

54:18

That thing does look comically large. Oh! Oh, do I stop? I don't know if I should keep going. I'm afraid so Wait, this is it. This is it. Do I go? I think we've done it gentlemen guys

54:34

It was only this painstaking and I like you guys this much less but it's you know, we did it the highway finally I feel like I've got a stronger bond to all of you know Wow it the highway finally I feel like I've got a stronger bond to all of you know Wow thank you nuggets entertainment for the sponsor guys this has been so much money to play this with you guys again W game more games like this please wk9 hours though please yep look short it was like it was actually supposed to be a little shorter

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nah, give us like 6 games like this at 6 videos

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3 hours each, boom

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woo

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yay yay

55:18

dude, Fitz, as you

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