We Had To Fire Someone… (Waterpark Sim Episode 6)

Ladies and gentlemen, I don't know what kind of atrocities are gonna happen today, but let's let's just let's try to keep the lawsuits to a minimum. Let's try to keep the injuries to a minimum. Let's try to customer service the highest that we can get it. Ladies and gentlemen, lock in.

Goob Lagoon episode six or five, something like that. Lock in, Chad. Time to make some bread.

Hello there, ladies and gentlemen.

Welcome to the Goob Lagoon.

Goob. time to make some bread. Hello there ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Gook Lagoon. Gook. Yo, is there actually like no joke, like all jokes aside, anybody in here that does like health inspection stuff? Because if so, I want you like for real, tell me if this place is safe or not. No joke cuz I actually want to know Case my birthday is August 2026. Can I get an early? birthday. Hey Mark, when do you do that?

Yo, I appreciate that Venus. Thank you Venus. I appreciate that. Thank you so much Venus. All right, lock in. Ladies and gentlemen, if you were not here for the last episode

of the Goob Lagoon, what happened in the last episode?

A lot happened

um As you can tell Financially, we're doing good. We got 1900 we're at two star the task list we need to do should I paint the ground here? Should I paint the same? Yeah, i'ma paint the same colors over there. Yo, yo, jaquan What is jaquan doing? Jaquan, you sweeping everywhere besides what needs to be swept. Don't start with me this early today. Thank you.

Let me get everything repaired and cleaned up before we open. Chat, y'all think, dude I think that floor looks good. I say we paint the floor over here the same color as this. Yeah, me too. You didn't even have to agree because I already knew y'all was gonna agree before y'all even agreed.

Because everybody knows that that color is goaded. We gotta do 30 of them. There we go, yep. Wait, you can just farm them like that if there's not enough? Oh man, this looks so much better already. Chat look at this. Jaquan!

Everything that he could be doing he's sweeping the inside of a pool when there's stains over here. You know what's crazy though chat he is still double the employee that Atlas is type one if you agree Atlas actually sucks at his job I hate Atlas like truly Atlas is horrible come on Jaquan look we're about to open up soon Bubba get everything get everything done

Come on Jaquan hurry it up, bud

You know what W Jaquan, thank you for picking that bag up Well, I thought I sweat That's a good way to start off my day, huh great way to start off my day love that

Pair of these yeah, you gotta do what I gotta do. We hire a actually good maintenance man next Well, I don't know Last make y'all remember what happened with our last maintenance man our last maintenance man. You weren't here for it This is not a joke This actually happened our last maintenance man spent an entire shift Putting crack cocaine in between the cracks of this so we could set us up to get arrested by the police. I'm not joking His name was Benjamin and he's not with us anymore

L Benjamin by the way chat L Benjamin everybody knows everybody hates Don't know why he would do that Yeah, we need a maintenance man though. Man, golly Jaquan, we might need two of these. Two, yo low key hear me out. Two, two janitors.

Hear me out. Two janitors! You can't afford it? Shut up loser. We got $1800 buddy. I can afford it. Do what? Focus on finishing the task list and save up points and money for maintenance research to unlock more hiring. But, what the next person that we hire?

Be a maintenance man Yeah, oh No, no, no, we gotta hire people to run the hot dog and lemonade stand 100% That's what we got to do No 100% Yeah, check that is gonna be our next two employees 1 million percent people to run the hot dog and lemonade stand no joke Okay, we're almost good. I'm going to finish

doing these floors over here real quick. And then we're almost ready to open up the new and improved. This place looks so good. Chat don't almost bring a tear to your eye. How good the Google lagoon looks. This could pass off as like the most pristine water park in history right here. It's so nice. That's why everybody comes here.

That's why.

Because you know if you're coming to the Goob Lagoon, you're going to be safe and have fun. Ain't that right?

Yep.

Yep. Yeah Yeah banner by that just said no Why y'all saying no There we go, sweep this up mock this up Okay finish painting here Yep clean clean clean Yep, clean, clean, clean.

That looks so good. Oh my goodness, Chad.

Look at the floor!

I don't know what it is about it. It gives it a back rooms type vibe. You know what I mean? Like it's low key giving back rooms. And I mess with it, heavy. Looking good now time to make the money moves right here y'all ready for this look

Maintenance Vendor staff vendor staff that is so big. Vendor staff hungry guests let the staff handle it. Vendors can sell food and drinks, but they must be assigned to a stall walk up to the stand. They click its nameplate and choose your vendor name.

We can name them.

Or no, I don't know. No, we can't. Can't find their name. Probably because they're already working elsewhere. Free them up first and then assign.

Wait.

Can I hire them right now?

Hire.

Wait! Why are you saying the floor? What's wrong with the floor? Okay, look, look, look, look. What's next? Chat, we have four research points.

What are we thinking? Jukebox, that might be copyright. Higher slot, where's hire slot at? Ooh man, there's so much that we can do.

Vending.

Lifeguard staff. Wait where do I go to get a hiring slot chat? I need level 3. Chat hear me out right here. Listen, I Low-key Look, I almost want to do jukebox

So we can unlock modern slides Or we could do visitor patients we could do decorations Trash bins Say y'all are saying higher lifeguards There's no point doing the lifeguard thing because I don't I can't hire more people yet there That's absolutely a waste of money if I do the lifeguard thing It's a waste of research points because we don't have enough to hire anybody. Anyway, same thing with the vendors

Jukebox, I think we do jukebox. Yes. Okay, that was $400. All we need is two more research points and we get bigger slides. Oh, man. Where I put the jukebox at? You think it's copyrighted?

Wait, where the jukebox at? Where the jukebox?

Utility? Five thousand dollars. Here's the thing though, we didn't buy that specifically for the jukebox anyway, we bought that so we could unlock modern slides. So that doesn't even make me mad or nothing like that, it really don't. Now also, what else should we add? Chat, what else could we put in here? I feel like there's some space that we could be using

Hmm think Yo, Ali with the five save money I low-key do need to save some money we could put some decorations up here and there though

Right Y'all wanna save up here and there though. Right? Y'all wanna save? That's beautiful, not gonna lie to y'all, that's beautiful.

Let's get like a tree right here, a tree right here. You know what I mean? Type one if you're messing with the vibe. You know, just random, randomly placed trees just to bring the decor up. Now look here, we're gonna save the money that we have. We have $901 and by the time our next shift is over, we're probably gonna have like $3, beautiful. Beautiful. It's such a vibe! Nice. Low key, oh my God!

Look here. Three more lounge chairs. Three more lounge chairs? Three more lounge chairs? Three more lounge chairs. Three more lounge chairs.

Three more. Yes!

Chat, those were only...

Wait, that's more guest capacity? That's what the chairs do? That's what the chairs do? That's what the chairs do? That's what the chairs do? That's what the chairs do? Suck! Suck! Suck! Suck! Suck! Suck!

Suck! Suck! Suck! Suck! Umbrellas on them. Boom. Oh There we go, that'll work We've come so far. We've come so far, chat.

There's really no doubt about it. We have.

All right.

Now we've got to save up money and research points. So once we clean five graffiti up, we'll be able to hit level two and a half. And once we hit level three, we can hire staff for the vendors, right? Hold up, actually give me one second. I gotta go get some hot dogs.

Where am I getting the hot dogs from?

Welcome to Kmart.

No, it glitched! Do it again.

No. excuse me, i'm so sorry reese i'm so sorry, please don't sue me. What you looking at me crazy what I mean, dude

Welcome to Kmart. Thank you

Look at me crazy like I meant to do that. I didn't mean to do that Yo Atlas you have been selling me lately we're gonna have another busy day today I need you to lock in do you understand me lock in we're opening up GG GG It's over. As a municipally employed health inspector, Goo Lagoon will be shut down, would be shut down immediately for numerous health code violations. I disagree with that.

Who's laughing? Oh, you thought you was going to sneak in here, huh? Get out of my water park right now! Hey, ladies and gentlemen, we hope y'all are having a great day today. We hope y'all are having a goobtastic day. Welcome to the Goob Lagoon.

We have made multiple safety upgrades and fun upgrades. Ain't that right, Chad? Yes. Hope y'all are having a beautiful day. Stay out of the sun and always stay swimming at the Goob Lagoon.

Thank you. Y'all like that little slogan right there? Y'all like that little slogan? Lock in.

Let me fix this.

Yep, there we go. Hey there, ladies and...

Oh, we got one customer.

Let me go make sure they're doing alright.

Hey, how you doing? So the first thing my customers do when they get here is go take a dump. Are we serious? She would swim here. Lock in. I am on my best behavior customer service wise today. Do you understand? Hope you're having a good time and they're taking a dump

Okay, let me let me not do that. Where are the customers atlas? Atlas Why is nobody showing up today Why is nobody showing up today? Why is nobody showing up Atlas you're driving people. Hey, how you doing isabelle? I'm, so sorry about him He doesn't know what he's doing. If you don't get out of my way. Let me handle this

Thank you so much. Have yourself a good day isabel. Thank you. What's good dorian? You won't you won't Hey eight hours eight hours teen with a slide pass got you got you right here you have yourself a good one Dorian hand out flyers I mean at this point I feel like the goo lagoon has enough motion to where we shouldn't need flyers where is my customers? Hey, how you doing, Melody?

You wanna sing me a melody at the Google?

Somebody waiting for a hot dog.

Hey, what can I get you? You want a hot dog with ketchup? There you go, Dulce. Have a good one. Hey, what's good, Isabel? You wanna, oh my God.

Hey, you want a lemonade with lemon? Thank you right here. Watch that stain back behind you. Oh, you want a lemonade, too? Okay, you want a lemonade with ice and lemon boom boom right there. Have yourself a good one. Thank you so much Watch that stain again Hurry up to go, get that cleaned up! Somebody broke into my water park to- where's everybody at? Oh my g- what's happening?

One, two, three, four, five. Where's my customers? Where's all my cus Atlas screwed up in order for a visitor Hey, Debra plain hot dog. You just took a dump earlier. Did you wash your hands? Thank you so much You restock these hot dogs. What is happening? We fell off Did you see that? Did I see what? Naked who was naked. What I slip?

Horrible clip ban this guy. Where's his clothes at? Are y'all serious? What are y'all talking about?

Oh my. What? Oh

Oh my god Oh Buddy I'm going to jail my legal team ain't getting me out of this one I'm over walk around butt naked in a waterpark broad daylight What?

Get out of here.

What were you about to write? Get out of here. What you mean, please stop and you just graffiti it all over my stuff. You stop. How y'all doing?

Thank y'all so much for choosing the Goob Lagoon. I appreciate y'all. Thank you. Hey, have a good one, Flynn. You have a good time at the Goob Lagoon, Flynn. Thank you so much. Chat, what do the posters do?

Welcome to the-

Do you think the posters bring in more customers? Should I do this? Oh, they're not unlocked. Where's all my customers, chat? Why am I having no customers today? Sir, you in here stankin'. Why you stankin'?

Thank you.

What's happening?

Porter! Hold happening? Porter! Hold on, Porter!

Good. Another life saved. Y'all having a good time at the Goob Lagoon? I appreciate y'all being here for real.

Thank you.

Just be more careful, Porter. Goes from drowning to taking a dump within the same 20 seconds. All right. Hope y'all are enjoying y'all stay here at the goob lagoon. I really appreciate y'all every last one of y'all being here. Thank y'all so much.

Yo, you just saw me doing that major. Are you kidding me? He saw me. Hey, how you doing Zane? You want a hot dog with mustard on it? Got you. Thank you so much. Have a good stay at the goob lagoon. Oh my god. What's good? What's good? What's good? Reese? What you want? Four hours team? No slide pass. Got you right here Reese. Thank you so much. What's good Jakari? You want a four hours? Would you say four hours team of How you doing Raylan? Um, you want a you know, what handle this Atlas Atlas?

Rusty lounger is dirty. Where is your claw?

There's an intruder hey, how you doing you want to eliminate with ice and lemon that's gonna run you by the house payment

Okay. Thank you so much. How you do trash meet the ground

You just littered and bragged about it in the same sentence Are you kidding me have that trash then you idiot don't you ever litter in my place again? Oh? I'll show you some trash Hey, what's good poor you won't both on that hot dog got you right here. Thank you so much. Hey, how y'all doing? What's up, Reese? You want ice and lemon? That's a car payment. Thank you so much. Hey, how y'all doing? What's up, Reese? You want ice and lemon? That's a car payment. Thank you so much. Somebody's drowning.

Hallie, hurry up, Hallie. Somebody's drowning. What you want real quick? Lemonade with ice and lemon. I got you with a lemonade with ice and lemon. Thank you so much.

Who's drowning? Lord have mercy. Hey! Good, Jalen! Good, Jalen! Good, Jalen! Good, Jalen! Wait, who's the intruder? Chat, who's the intruder? Hey, wristband check. Wristband check. Who doesn't have a wristband?

You.

Get outta here, you idiot! Don't you ever come back to the Goo Goo Lagoon. If you ever come to the Goo Goo Lagoon, you gotta pay. Get outta here. Oh, he just broke his, oh my God.

Hey, how you doing? Both on that hot dog?

Yes, ma'am.

Thank you so much. Watch that little water spot behind you. Don't slip on it.

Wait a minute, what is this?

Auto tickets. Unlock the ticket ATM via the research tree and it will handle the ticket sales automatically. Oh my goodness. Atlas is about to lose this. Oh my God.

Just a heads up.

It only takes cards.

So guess what?

Cash will still go to the counter. So will I be able to cut Atlas's pay since you won't have near as much people Whatever watch out for that stain. Yo, Jaquan, you're actually locking in today. I appreciate you people are still graffiti When it wants me to unlock the ticket machine, should I do that? Atlas screwed up an order for a visitor Hey, how you doing Cassandra you want six hours adult with a slide pass

You have yourself a good stay at the goo lagoon Cassandra Cassandra, how you doing? Six hours team with a slide pass. Thank you so much, Eva. How you doing? What's good? Hey, what's good, Lydia? What can I get? What can I get for you? Lydia? Pass for eight hours adult with a slide pass. Yes, ma'am. You have yourself a good one. Thank you so much. What's good? Leonidas. Four hours senior with a slide pass.

You have yourself a good one as well. Appreciate that. Thank you. What's good, Jack? Just give me one second real quick. Okay, four hours senior, no slide pass.

There you go. Have yourself a good one. Thank you so much. What's good, Josiah? Four hours adult with a slide pass. I got you right here as well. Yo Atlas, handle your business. Oh, oh,

oh, oh, you get in there and you handle them.

I'm about to fire him. I'm about to fire him. No joke. I'm going to fire him. I'm about to fire him. No joke. I'm gonna fire him Hey, how y'all doing sorry about the wait I had to handle everything around here because my employees are literally my my employees are useless My wife's cheating on me, too Thank you, you have a good one. Thank you. What's good Dorian? Mustard there you go. Keso was here. What? Yo, is that what it was gonna write?

Yo chat, listen here. We've got to get this ticket machine. Atlas is literally useless. I can't do this. Look at the line! Six hours senior with Sly Pass.

Atlas! Oh my goodness. What's good, Mel melody? You gonna sing me a melody? Somebody's drowning. Oh my goodness. Yo, hold on Jalen. I'm gonna be this is the We back We should be good We should be good. We should be good.

We good, right? Tight baloney, tight baloney. Tight baloney.

Chad, it didn't completely go down, did it? It didn't disconnect, right?

It didn't disconnect. It didn't disconnect.

It didn't disconnect.

It didn't disconnect. Tie Baloney. Chad, it didn't completely go down, did it?

It didn't disconnect, right? It just went black screen? Arkansas Storm with the five, Kaces Phat with the five. It just went black screen. Okay, cool, we're good. Tie Baloney again, make sure there ain't no delay.

Baloney.

Yeah, we're good. We're good. We're good, baby!

While that happened, I saved somebody from drowning, by the way. We got problems. Chat, our main problem right now, I'm so serious, we have to do something about Atlas. I can't, we have to do something about Atlas, I'm so serious.

What's good, Ruth, where's Babe at? Handle your business, Atlas! Oh my goodness, please! Hey, how you doing? Lemonade with ice, thank you so much. Thank you. Case is fat with the five, thank you.

Hey Lydia, alright, you want a lemonade with ice as well? Thank you so much, have a good one. Oh my goodness, there's so much graffiti. Chat, I can't with all the graffiti. Please, somebody help. Chat, I want y'all to lock in because when this shift ends,

we're probably about to have to work back up to make a decision Okay, wristband check wristband check Everybody got wristbands Don't you want good work? Oh My god, just once there's somebody there to quantity Just watch he's trying to get up guess waited too long for a ticket. Oh, I'm firing Atlas I'm so sorry y'all. I am so sorry, please

80 people just left

Oh

Atlas Oh Atlas, you just wait till this shift is over, buddy. Oh my goodness, you just wait. Fat with another five, thank you. Oh, it's over, chat. Everybody say goodbye to Atlas. He is gone.

I am so serious, he's gone. No, you got me all the way messed up. Oh, that's the trash stinking. Never mind. There we go. Somebody else is stinking over here real quick. There you go. Thank you so much. Chat, a decision has to be made. I know he's a person that needs money. You know, people need

money and you never want to see somebody lose their job You know what? I mean, but welcome to game art But at the end of the day, he is absolutely not fit for the job and everybody in here knows it. I am done We are done with Atlas. He worked here for two three days. He's done. We're done with him I'm sorry type one if you agree with this decision absolutely ridiculous Catch up. Thank you so much Meredith. You have yourself a good one.

What you want ketchup on yours as well. Thank you so much. I got to go restock some hot dogs real fast. I'm so mad. Like I'm so mad, you know, when you're like in a professional environment and you're so mad, but you got to keep it together just so to keep other people from knowing how mad you are that that's what's happening right now I'm so mad I could all dude only 20 people slipped but I want y'all to look at something right here we only had 33 guests today because of Atlas!

Because nobody showed up lmao. Yeah. Okay, whatever bud shut up I'm disgusted chat

Chat we're letting Atlas go we're letting Atlas go, we're letting him go. I never wanna be a evil boss. I never wanna be the guy that goes up to somebody and tells them that their livelihood is gone. But at the end of the day, when you provide absolutely no value to my company, matter of fact, not only do you provide no value, you provide negative value to my company,

I have no choice but to let you go. And at the end of the day, it's 2025. He is being replaced by a machine. I will ask the board of, I will ask the boards though. Y'all are the board. I will double check that y'all agree that he needs to go

Yo, do y'all see anything I can't reach at Look I literally can't reach at it just says connecting on both PCs. Did it go black screen again?

Bro, what is? It's doing this on both screen. Look at this. Chat look!

It's Atlas. Oh my goodness it's Atlas. I can't read chat right now but I literally know that Atlas knows That he's gonna get fired so he's hacking me I Already know It's not letting me reach at but it's literally Atlas

Bro can I just read my chat? But it's literally Atlas. Bro, can I just read my chat? I just want to play water park.

Ty baloney. This is so annoying. Two days in a row? Did it fully go down though either time? It didn't fully go down either time though, right? We're still good

Okay, we're still alive then all right we're back We're back yes

Yes Yes Yes. Yes. Yes. All right, chat look. Chat look, you know, you never want to see somebody lose their livelihood. Right chat. But at the end of the day, we have to make the tough decision. We have to get rid of Atlas.

We have to. It is what it is. I can't, we can't. And to be honest, he is so blatantly bad at his job with all disrespect to the company. I don't even feel bad firing him

because you want to know what's going to happen now. Here's what's going happen now. Here's what's gonna happen Research where do we get this at? Chat where's the ticket machine? Unlock the ticket machine and research. Where's that at under park? Ticket machine we got to get decorations

Ticket price we're gonna have more expensive tickets We need one more research point real quick We're at two if we do enough repairs and cleaning we can get that chat say goodbye to Atlas I mean, we're still gonna vote on it, but but it's it's disgusting. It is it's disgusting Training he doesn't deserve extra training. He doesn't deserve anything We're just gonna fire him because not only does he suck at his job. I also don't like his attitude

Okay, it's just he was born with the name Atlas. So I guess he thinks he's cool or something He's above working for me at the waterpark. I'm not gonna have He's lazy he sells drugs on the side on the clock. I can't do it

Matter of fact y'all remember back in the day when I was talking crazy about Tim Tim actually had motion and fans

People liked him the difference between Tim and Atlas is nobody likes Atlas in here. Everybody also hates him including me

Because everybody in here knows that he is costing me. I do? Well, guess what? You're the only person that typed that. Chat, he's about to be gone. He is being replaced by a machine.

It's 2025, unfortunately, Bubba. And to be real with you, W Jaquan. You know, he was a smart kid, but he turned out to work for me and he's doing a pretty good job. Upgrade your tools? I do need to do that. Yeah, I need to upgrade my tools.

There we go.

Oh, he's gone, he's gone. He's literally about to be gone. I'm gonna leave that for Jaquan right there. It's over. There it is. Do we fire him and I run the cash side or do we get a new one?

Alright, chat, this ain't pretty but we gotta go, we gotta go handle this, alright?

We gotta go, we gotta go handle this, all right? We gotta go talk to him. Yo, Atlas, come here. Look here, Bubba. You've been work...

Atlas, you've been working here for three days from pack your bags and get out of here get out!

Don't make me come in there!

He's just going to stay in the changing room? Are you kidding me?

Atlas! Oh my god. He's just going to stay in the changing room. Atlas! Oh my god. He's gonna just stay in the changing room. He can't stay in there forever. No. He can't stay in there forever.

Jack, keep your eyes out. If I don't see him leave in the next two shifts, I'm calling the cops. He really got fired and he went into there to just camp out in the changing room. Does he really think that's gonna work out in his favor? Look here it is ticket machine chat I was here. Ticket machine there we go where do I put this up at? Chad, we have a ticket machine, dude.

Look at these, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh!

Hold up.

Where's the ticket machine? Where's the ticket machine? I don't see it. It's already installed Oh, that's gonna make everything so much easier, oh my goodness Now like they said it only takes card So there will still be some people that pay with cash

Should we hire a new cashier to handle the cash transactions Who do we have what is that Oh Benson River 207 77% efficiency 87% accuracy wait a minute we might hire River here wait we might hire River here type one if we hire River vendor I don't want to do a vendor until I can get both of them. I'm gonna wait till three star for that River ladies and gentlemen, everybody put your hands together

Yo, you know what? I just realized we have a disgusting turnover right here We have hired four total employees two of them has been fired, we're 50%.

Ladies and gentlemen, everybody extend a warm welcome.

Where's your, where's your shirt? Where's your Goob Lagoon merch? Are you above wearing the merch? River! Where's your goob lagoon shirt? Yo look here, the last guy that we hired, he was not good at his job. I'm gonna need you to lock in, okay? You gotta be better than him.

Please, I don't wanna have to fire you too. I know you need this job. All right, let's go. We're saving money again. Lock in, chat. He better have his shirt on today. Who does he think he is?

Why does he not have a goobly goob shirt? You know what? Whatever. As long as he's good at his job, that's fine. Seagulls what? Chat, what do the seagulls do?

They just fly. Yo, River, get ready to lock in bubble. We're opening up. They're gonna do do. No way they're gonna do do. Look at Jaquan bro. Dude, I'm not gonna lie, I like Jaquan. I really do, he's been our best employee so far. W. W. Jaquan, let's open up. Where is River?

River!

Give me some flyers.

All right.

Ladies and gentlemen. Are they duking There's trash floating in the pool jaquan, what do we got going on why is there trash in the pools Lord have mercy. This is so uns sanitary. Oh my goodness, man River seagulls are leaving a man. What are they doing? Oh my god, they're taking dumps all over the place! Customers?

Calton? River?

Where is the customers? River!

You work here! Hey, four hours, team slide pass, why is there no customer showing up? Why is I can't, I can't, I'm selling the place, I'm selling the place. I can't get no good help. Where is the, the game's gotta be bugged, I'm restarting. Am I coping? Is that cope restarting the game because there was no customers?

I think it's bugged. Is that coping? like video of her canceling me. River please. Okay, okay, we're good.

River.

River, welcome to the Goob Lagoon team chat. Give him a round of applause. I don't like the fact that you just wear your own shirt to work. I mean, Jaquan wears a Goob Lagoon.

Jaquan? What? What is happening? Why did Jaquan just walk out? I haven't even beat him yet! Jaquan! Jaquan! Jaquan! I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to get out of here. River! Oh my god, the union.

They unionized. Where is Zequan?

Help! Hey, come swim with me. I'm so sorry. Where is Jaquan? Help!

Hey, come swim with me. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm having a bad day. I know a place where you can go swimming, Noah. Thank you. Did Jaquan just go out on strike?

Am I tweaking? Jaquan, what on this planet Earth are you doing? Get in there! I and I hope y'all are having a beautiful day today. Why did he just go walk around the block and come back? Jaquan. Get in there, Jaquan, Lord have mercy. Jaquan, get in there. I ain't got time to do this,

it's just a big day today, Bubba. Hey, how you doing, Navy? Why don't you go to the army? He went to advertise the park? Wait, you might are you serious? Get out of here. You about to ride I like trains, huh? Well guess what don't matter. Get out of my water park. You want to graffiti all over the place? Is there any intruders in here right now wristband check? wristband check

Anybody intruding I don't think so. Let's check. Let's see our new employees doing chat. Let's see Oh Wow Does nobody have any work ethic anymore? Why does nobody have any work ethic anymore? I pay them good, I give good benefits, this is a good pla- Get out of my water park Braxton, do you understand me? Get out graffiti out! Nobody cares that you like trains we hope y'all are having a good

day thank y'all for choosing the goob lagoon I really appreciate y'all for choosing this place I thank y'all so much and I hope y'all are enjoying the new automatic ticket machine that's gonna help a lot thank y'all so much I appreciate y'all for real thank you chat there's no intruders what are y'all talking about who's an intruder hey how you doing cash you got cash for this lemonade lemonade for the lemon thank you so much cash have yourself a beautiful day you

want just a regular lemonade I got you right here thank you so much for being here what just happened y'all be, there's a stain right there, man.

Watch out for that stain!

Okay, we'll get it. What's his name?

What's his name, chat? What's his name? What's the intruder's name? We hope everybody in here is having a good, safe day at the Goob Lagoon. We have really improved our safety measures here. So everybody should have a safe, fun time

here at the Google Lagoon. I appreciate all y'all so much. Somebody's panicking on the diving board. Well, I'll go gently give them a little nudge to help them out. This is a learning moment.

So here's what you're gonna do, Ilani.

Get out of the pool.

You're over here panicking on the diving board. You came to a water park, you don't know how to dive on a diving board. Get out of here. Hey, how you doing, Navy? You want one with ketchup? I got you one with ketchup right here. Thank you so much. What's good?

No, I know a place where you can get a good hot dog at. Nyeh heh heh heh heh.

Nyeh heh heh heh heh. Thank you so much.

Have a good one. with ice. I'm sorry about that Annabelle, let me get that swept up. Chat, who's the intruder? The place is running good. There's no severe injuries happening, everything is okay right now. I saw the graffiti, hold up. Buddy, buddy, yo Cas, there's four other showers open. You over here standing behind somebody. You, Pastor? Who is intruding?

Wristband check, who? Let me get this trash out of y'all's way. Sorry about that.

Excuse me, watch out for the...

Hey, plain hot dog got you right there. Thank you so much, Luz. I hope you Luz that hot dog, got you right there. Thank you so much, Luz. I hope you Luz that hot dog.

Yeah.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

What's good, Alani? Mustard on that, got you right there with the mustard. Thank you so much. What's good, Carla?

You want both on those?

Got you with both. Thank you so much. What are you doing over here? What is he doing? Everybody looks like they have a- no. Intruder. Hey, how you doing, LOD?

Get out of my park! Excuse me, ma'am. Sorry about that. Oh my goodness, hot dogs. The shower's broken, I'm overw-

Thumbs down?

Get it together! Thank you so much for welcoming me to Kmart. Why did she run out? Oh, was that the intruder? How are y'all doing? I'm so sorry about the delay.

What's good, Tucker? You want this with ketchup? I got you right here. Thank you so much. What's good? What's good?

What's good, Braxton? You want ketchup on yours as well? I got you right there. Thank you so much, Braxton. Have a beautiful night. Plain hot dog. I got you right there with a plain hot dog. Hope y'all are having a good safe Stay here at the goob lagoon. I appreciate all y'all for being here W2 one he's working chat

Hey, what's good there? Oh, you want ice? With ice. Thank you so much. Thank you. Appreciate that. What's good? I'm sorry. okay? I'm sorry. You don't want to eliminate no more. You want both on your hot dog? I got you right here. There's both on your hot dog. Thank you so much You have a good one. What's what y'all for that stain? What's good? And I'm playing hot dog. I got you Okay. Hey, what's good Aaron? You don't run any errands Thank you, we get this trash out of y'all's way. Kobe! There we go. River, I can't hire no good help. Chad, I can't hire no good help.

Six adult with a slide pass. Thank you so much for choosing. I'm so sorry about that. I'm gonna get that cleaned up. There's trash in the pool? Where? there ain't no trash in that. Excuse me. You get this cleaned up for y'all. I'm sorry. This is even in the pool to start with. This is not what we represent here. Why is there a dirty bottle in the pool right now?

I'm so sorry about this y'all. Let me get this cleaned up food Wait chat, we're gonna hit three thousand dollars for the first time. I was here lord. Have mercy. I was here Hot dog, I got you with a hot dog right here plain hot dog boom There you go, thank you so much it crashed again What's it doing mustard on that hot dog. Thank you so much. Mustard on it. Chat, I don't know what's going on. I think Atlas has hacked into my database and he is doing

everything he can to make my stream crash because he doesn't want to see the Google Lagoon succeed. What is happening with my stream? There we go, let's get all this trash cleaned up right here, chat. I think this might be a world record for least amount of injuries in a day right here. Nobody is getting injured at all.

Nobody. There's a stinky person where, who's stinking?

Stinky! where who's thinking ain't nobody took a dookie in a while, you're right. Hey, watch out for those. What is going on?

It done crashed four hours in the past four times in the past 30 minutes. I don't know what's going on, but at least we're still here I don't know what's happening. Let me get this cleaned up It's Atlas check Atlas the whole We're at least gonna finish this shift. We're gonna finish this shift at least. If it wasn't for me setting up that thing we would be cooked. We're good. Hey y'all want a lemonade? I got y'all.

Chad it's Atlas. It's Atlas. I'm telling y'all it's Atlas. Hey how y'all want a lemonade? I got y'all. Chat, it's Atlas. It's Atlas. I'm telling y'all it's Atlas. Hey, how you doing, Kiera? You want a lemonade with a lemon? I got you right here. Lemonade with a lemon.

Chat, who came in here and broke down poop everywhere? Who did that? Lord have mercy, it crashed again. Catch up on it. Chat, we're finishing the shift. We're finishing the shift. I don't know what's going on. I don't know if they're doing maintenance on the internet or what.

Mustard on that. There we go.

Thank you. Oh my goodness!

Dude, I am over here still working the whole time that the stream is crashing. We have crashed ten times in the past 30 minutes lemonade with lemon thank you so much you have a good one there's a brain eating amoeba in the pool oh my god what was that? Tybaloni if I'm back let's let's talk about it real quick. Look here, before it crashes again, 94 visitors had a fun thought, 40 customers 62% satisfaction. The bad part is 57 people slipped, but we

are over $3,000 now, which tomorrow's episode we'll be able to spend a whole lot of money. I don't know what is going on right now but at least we made it through a pretty good shift at the water park. I gotta shut the stream off I don't know what is happening. I'm not mad at that.

That was a, dude that low key that was good right there aside from the stream crashing. That was a, dude that low key that was good right there aside from the stream crashing. W chat though for sticking that out right there that was absolutely insane.