We Installed A Hotdog Stand (Waterpark Sim Episode 2)

Time for day two of the goob lagoon. AY! DAY TWO OF THE GOOB LAGOON CHAT! This game is so goofy I'm not gonna lie. It's fire though Chat who was type one if you weren't here for day one of goob lagoon yesterday If you were not here for the first episode of water park simulator aka goob lagoon You missed cinema

Like you really did. It's on YouTube, but still. Hello? Hello?

Are you behind this? No.

Are you sure?

Warning, this conch is not actually all-knowing and cannot guarantee accurate predictions of the future or make good decisions.

Side effects of frequent use include nausea, glass bones, paper sand, academic expulsion, loss of brain cells, urge to tap dance, and ravenous craving for garlic bread. Am I a good person, Magic Conch? Yes.

Do you really mean that?

Try asking again.

No, do you really mean that I'm a good person? Why she got such an attitude? Chat, lock in ladies and gentlemen. Let's go. Hey, hey, what are you doing over here? You look like you want to go swimming, Bubba.

I got just the place. Come over to the Goob Lagoon. Go for today Make money Try not to have any deaths

and

no lawsuits If you weren't here yesterday, I'll do a quick little recap We opened up a water park it's pretty sad a few people got injured but we are making money Let's go the goob lagoon day two with a goob lagoon Okay, bad news is Here's the bad news

Bad news is we got four hundred fifty454 in our bank account right now. Oh wait, I forgot chat, we're opening up the hot dog stand today. Didn't I build a hot dog stand? I built the hot, oh I gotta open the park. I gotta go buy hot dogs from across the street.

So yeah, this is our water park. I Know it's a little sad But this is what we got this is our water park right here what you mean yikes buddy, we're a startup business Don't make fun of me Okay, let's clean up this trash real quick. Um, ignore this too. This was a discontinued funnel from an old tar pit that they used to use to siphon tar

out of the silos. And we just got it and cut it in half. But it's sanitary, it's okay. It ain't a big deal. Um, watch this though, you ready for this? Let's get cleaned up.

Yo, Dub with the five. Dub with the five, thank you. Who was yelling? Appreciate you, Dub with the five. Kobe!

Oh my.

Let's get everything mopped up. If we don't, we had a few people tear their ACL and their leg because we weren't staying on top of like the wet spots on the ground and a few people got injured, but it's okay. Let's go to the Kmart across the street.

Let's go buy some. Who am I hearing? Who is laughing? One of these days, by the way, music needs to be turned up a little bit. Why the music so low?

Turn that music up. You know what I mean? Anyway, let's go buy some hot dogs. We just opened up a hot dog stand. Let's go do this. Hey, come swim at Gooble Lagoon.

We're about to open in a few minutes.

Welcome to Kmart.

Oh, dude, that surprised me every time I walk in here. Hey, how you doing?

Can I get some hot dogs? Some hot dogs.

Ooh, they got some chips! Not unlocked. Oh, the hot dog. $25, how much am I selling? Oh, that is so unsanitary.

Oh my.

Ew!

That is so unsanitary! I mean, it's not like anything else around here is sanitary, so it'll be all right.

They'll be okay.

Let's stock these.

Boom.

That's not very many. Should I get like some extra stock? That's eight hot dogs? Is that gonna last us? Let's just do it. Ooh, we got some ketchup and mustard, dude.

Ooh.

Can I have a hot dog?

I wanna eat it. Can I eat it? Oh, I can't eat it. Oh, I can't.

Where'd that hot dog go?

Chat, where'd it go?

I just wasted it. Oh my.

Let's go open.

You need staff? How do you hire staff? Can you hire from in here?

I don't know. I just wasted it. Oh my! Let's go open.

You need staff? How do you hire staff? Can you hire from in here?

Water gun?

Chat, we do need some staff though. I'm a one man army around here. It is stressful. Tablet?

Hire.

His name is job unlock your first staff job in the research tree janitor slash handyman wait maintenance maybe rusty showers should we unlock rusty showers no I'm just gonna save for now. We'll decide here in a little bit. Yo, Daniella with the 10. W, Daniella with the 10. Thank you, Daniella.

Change the location of the slide to the narrower side so that you're not causing injuries. Wait, you might've cooked because when people slide, they have too much momentum and they wind up breaking their ankle right here. But that's on them though.

They have to sign a waiver before they come in here. Let's open up.

Oh.

Park is open! Why does it still say build the hot dog stand on the list? I did it. Is that supposed to be like that? Hey, how y'all doing? It's pretty hot outside today, ain't it? You want to go swimming today? Come to the Goob Lagoon, the safest, highest rated water park in the history of this state.

Thank you.

Ain't that right, Chad? It's safe. It's safe. Hey, look at all the customers we got lined up.

What you want?

Six hours, senior slide pass. I got you right here, big dog. Thank you so much. Yo, Marcel'm Marcel Marcelo You have a good one Marcel. Thank you seven dollars. That's cheap. Hey Alexandria What you want senior for six hours and a slide pass? I got you coming right up

You have a safe you have a safe Goobertastic experience here at the goob lagoon. Thank you so much. What's good Myra? You want four hours? Adult slide who is laughing Is my waterpark a joke to y'all it's something funny did I tell a joke Lord have mercy chat is something funny.

Why are they laughing at the goob lagoon? Thank you man. What's good? See look six hours adult with a slide pass chat. There's a lot of slide passes today. Oh my goodness.

Here you go.

Thank you so much. What's good? Solana you want four hours adult slide pass I can do that for you right here thank you so much we hope everybody has a safe pleasant experience at the goob lagoon oh somebody wants a hot dog yo plague with the five intruder where where is your wristband you think you're gonna come in here and get a free hot dog?

I think not.

Get...

Get out... Get out of my park now!

Get out of here!

Hey Myra, how you doing? Who's laughing? Is something funny? What you want? You want both? Okay.

Boom, boom.

There you go, Myra.

Appreciate that. Sell hotdog. Chat, do I need to rebuild the hotdog stand or something? It's still my task.

No, I didn't mean to do that.

No, no, no.

I didn't mean to do that. No, no, no, I didn't mean to do that. Get another one? No, I ain't got the money to get two. Who took a dookie on the floor? There's a bathroom over here. Y'all nasty.

Oh, we got customers.

Hey, how you doing, Ayan?

Six hours adult with a slide pass.

I got you right here. Chat I got a rebuild the hot that is so nasty y'all are grown Y'all are grown out here taking dumps at my water park Unbelievable that is so nasty Chat should I tear down the hot dog stand and get a new one? So that task updates because something ain't right Hold on. Let me do that real quick

There we go. Sock man with the five. Thank you. Okay, here we go. Um, put that back in there. There we go. Let's make another hot dog stand.

Utility hot dog stand $200 chat. We're gonna lose all of our money. It is over hot dog stand right there. Boom. That's a good location for let's go build it. There's poop in the pool. Marcelle, you good? Be careful. Hey, look, I ain't got law. You're no ma'am.

You can't see you almost busted your head open on the wall. You cannot go backwards and reverse stop they're trying to get injured clean the rusty pool filters oh my okay there we go close that let's build a hot dog stand there we go let's go buy some hot dogs now. We saw this last night.

Chat, why ain't there no more customers lining up? Where's all the customers at? Hey, I'm here to buy. Thank you. I'm here to buy more hot dogs. Appreciate that.

Chat, there ain't no dookie in the water. See? Thank you so much.

Chat, somebody's gonna die out here. Hey, how you doing? Thank you so much. Chat, somebody's gonna die out here.

Y'all been telling me I was in this game. Not all guests are equal. Every now and then a special guest might show up. Some loud, some funny, some just plain stinky. Keep an eye on them. Make sure they don't spoil the fun for your regular guests.

That is crazy.

W down, W up. W down, W up. W down, W up. W down, W up. W down, W up. W down, W up. W down, W up. W down, W up. W down, W up. No! No! No! No! No! No!

No! No!

No! No! No! No! No! The earthquake arrival comes in, eats all the hot dogs, takes a dump and goes swimming in a hoodie with a headset. That might have been the best thing I've ever seen in my life. There is no way he took a dump. Oh my goodness. There's no more hot dog.

He ate everyone.

I'm so sorry.

Don't blame me.

I'm sorry. I'm so sorry, don't blame me.

I'm sorry, I'm trying to sweep. I'm trying to clean this up. I gotta clean this up. I'm so sorry, I'm losing. I'm drowning.

I'm sorry, I'm losing, I'm drowning. I'm drowning.

I'm drowning.

I'm drowning.

Yo.

Hey, yo, you gotta get out of here though, okay? So not gonna lie, you ain't got no ticket. I'm sorry. I gotta go clean this dookie up. Oh my, yo, W devs, that is hilarious.

Keso?

The first death at goob lagoon was me Medkit wait medkit wait, you're right

hilarious. I'm

gonna Say it with me chat, game of the year. That is actually hilarious. The footsteps are absolutely insane. Somebody's waiting on a hot dog. Okay, we done spent like $75 on hot dogs, ain't sold a single one. Yo, yo, yo, Tiana, I'm gonna be right back. I'm so, I, yo, Tiana, I'm gonna be right back. I'm so- I'm sorry, Tia-

Who's crying? Hold on, hey, how you doing? What you want? You want a plain hot dog? I can do that for you. Thank you so much, Solana. I appreciate that. Yo, Kalis with a hundred gifted subs. Yo, WKalis with a hundred gifted subs. That's actually with a hundred gifted subs that's actually the owner of the game right there yo WKless for real. Yo I appreciate that Kless for the hundred for real I appreciate that thank you man. How y'all doing y'all doing good?

Hope everybody's having a good oh I got a customer up here no I don't I ran her over I forgot about that. Hey, we're hope y'all are having a-

Are you okay, Alexandra? Watch out for that puddle.

Let me get that cleaned up.

I'm so-

Chat, there's so much trash. We need a janitor, dude. We really do. We need a janitor. Janitor, this is too much for me My goodness, what am I doing? Seriously, hang on don't go there. Okay. I'm off it up. Thank you. Hey, how you doing? You doing? Okay, Alexandra Hope you're feeling okay. Y'all doing okay. You want a hot dog? I'll be right there one second

Yo corn with the fight. Thank you Okay, I'm gonna be right back. I'm gonna get you a hot dog. Give me one second Kobe Okay, one second. I'm gonna be right back. I'm gonna get you a hot dog. Give me one second Kobe There we go. Chad. I'm stressed. I'm stressed. I'm stressed. Hey, man. What can I get you plain hot dog? Absolutely have a good one Who laughing?

Hey

Hey

Where's your wristband Get out of the water park Don't you ever try to walk in here again with no wristband on. You understand me? I don't know who you think you are. Trying to get a free water park experience here.

You too? Yo, big dog.

Get him.

Just killed him, man.

Hey, I was literally about to check you out, but okay. I'm stressed, Chad. I'm so stressed out. Chad, I need an employee. My goodness, Rusty Pool is. What did y'all do to the pool? How do I fix it?

The only attraction that I have here is broken. I didn't ask y'all to laugh too. Y'all ain't gotta laugh too. Ma'am stop you're gonna die. Oh Oh She won't she wants that money bad Ma'am, you probably shouldn't go to sleep. You might have a concussion. I don't think you need to sleep.

Are you okay? Oh, I should hand out flyers, huh? I really ain't got much money, but yeah, let's do that. Let's hand out out flyers, huh? I really ain't got much money. But yeah, let's do that. Let's hand out some flyers Do we really do we really want anybody coming in here right now? This is a bad look Hey

Thank you come swim at the goobler goon, thank you you can come swim at the goob lagoon too. Okay, forget you then. Sorry about that. Who was that? Hey, hey, can you not tell nobody what happened today? I'd appreciate that if you didn't tell anybody what happened today. Just recommend it to your friends.

Clean and repair your stuff? Wait, you have to clean the equipment too? Chat, where is the customers? You do have to clean everything.

Oh!

I did not even, I did not even know this. So if I clean this, this stain's gonna come out of it? No, that stain's just part of it.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Hi Case, this is Selah's lawyer. I've been informed that my client has been injured at your water park. As a result, she has decided to press charges on you. See you in court. Yo, we gotta make changes right now. Chat, we have to make changes right now. People are getting too tired even though there's three lounge chairs.

Are they not happy with the three lounge chairs? Do I need more? Chat, this is so bad. This is actually like, this is a disaster. There's gonna be a news article, this is so bad. Local swimming, local water park is known

for having multiple people catch tetanus, a brain-eating amoeba, and hepatitis C, all from just swimming at this place called the goob lagoon we do not recommend you go there this is bad lord have mercy let me repair the pool a little bit okay this is so pathetic. This is really all we got we call this a water park

This is pathetic man Okay, look, we're about to make some changes before we open the doors again. You understand me. What else can we get? Should I get another pool that's $100. Should we go double pool action right now?

Two pools!

Fat and lonely with the five, thank you.

Yeah?

We're gonna put another pool, literally, right here. Oh my goodness, let me cook right now we're gonna put another diving board in right here and another slide This one ain't gonna have a slide. Let's build this and see how this looks. You need staff. I have $396 in my bank account.

The last thing I can afford right now is to pay employees. Horrible placement. Where else could I have placed this pool at? Like where? Wait, we could put the diving board on the other side. Wait just a darn tootin' minute. This dude might be a genius.

Who keeps laughing? Are they laughing at my water park, my beautiful waterpark that I have put so much money into to create Wait, here's what we're gonna do chat. Look at this Drop the sledgehammer right there. Ain't nobody gonna steal it. Look. Oh, I could have moved it my bad Pools diving board up here right

diving board why is it crooked okay it's just gonna be crooked slide back here will this work i want this word I'm gonna test it out. Let's fill this up with water. Okay. Let me cook. Chad, we're just not gonna have a slide on this one. I'm just gonna put it on the side. I'm just gonna put it on the side. I'm just gonna put it on the side. I'm just gonna put it on the side. I'm just gonna put it on the side. I'm just gonna put it on the side. Chat, we're just not gonna have a slide on this one.

Move the pool? Should I reassess both pool locations right now? Is that what I should do? You know what, yeah, like I said, we're making changes. We're making big changes around here. I do not care move the pool Here slide here this pool Here it's it's it's off-center. Hang. I'm gonna fix it. Type one if you're letting

Chat, oh my goodness, look at it. This is gonna work. Y'all can't make fun of me now. This looks like an actual water park now, does it not? Yes, it does. Look at this.

We have two pools now.

Two of them.

Wait, should I research some stuff? All right, chat, business decisions right here, lock in. Okay, we got the hot dog stand. Should I get a trash can? I think I should. We have four research points.

Let's get some showers. Let's get a trash can. Yeah And here's what we're gonna do chat quality of life in this place is going up do you understand me look here We officially have showers at the goob lagoon shower area it will be like Right here Shower area will be like right here.

Shall I put two showers, chat? Low key, two of them? Two showers? What about three showers? Three showers. We need another bathroom as well.

Let's put in another bathroom over here. Boom. We have two bathrooms. What is this? Is this the zone that all the trash can be put in at? I don't wanna put a trash can too close.

Let's put a trash can right here. Let's also put a trash can right here. Let's also put a trash can right here. Let's put a trash can right here. Let's put a trash can right here. Chat, oh my goodness. Chat, oh my goodness.

Chat, please tell me I'm not cooking right now. Literally, my monitor just went off. It's ugly. It doesn't matter if it's ugly right now, we are making the most of the space that we have. Do you understand me? Once we get more money and we don't have pending lawsuits What do you expect?

Look at the showers, we're catching tetanus! I put my heart and soul into this chat, I want this business to work. I have not let a business fail yet.

There we go, beautiful. I have not let a business fail yet

There we go beautiful this right beside the hot dog stand

Yes

Chat y'all can what should I get some more chairs? What do you like two more chairs? Utility chairs, these are 20 bucks. Let's do two more chairs right here, two of them. Boom, boom, two more chairs as well. Chat, wait a minute, we're cooking. Chat, I can guarantee you, we're not gonna have near the amount of complaints now.

Let's go sleep.

Let's go sleep. Hey, y'all ain't ready for the party at Goob Lagoon tomorrow. It's gonna be lit. Where y'all going? Where's all them people going?

A new water park just opened down the road. I'm about to invest in a bomb. I'm blowing it up. I cannot have any other businesses on my block. I'm barely making it. One night once everybody leaves that water park I'm gonna blow it up.

They gonna come in the next day ready to open up they gonna be like hey man another good day over here at the uh the not goob lagoon it's just gonna be nothing advertise the remodel true look at this a one extra pool extra slide extra diving board four trash cans showers, two extra chairs, one extra toilet, and a hot dog stand. Come on, bruh! I'd want to swim here, thank you. Pathetic, okay.

Are you seriously living out of a tent? Don't judge me. Ah. Don't judge me. Demo with the five. Business mode activated.

Hey, y'all.

The goob lagoon has great news. Due to all of y'all shopping here and swimming and spending your hot summer days here. I got good news for y'all shopping here and swimming and spending your hot summer days here, I got good news for y'all. We have an entire extra swimming pool for y'all to use now. And I really appreciate every last one of y'all making this possible.

Thank you so much Ahmad, you have a good- Don't you ever think about it again, you understand me? You get to step it. I SAID YOU AIN'T WELCOME IN HERE WITH NO ARMBAND! Don't you ever think about it again you understand me you get to step it I said you ain't welcome in here with no our band I'm gonna push her down the stairs. Oh It's funny it's funny head cracked open get out of here

Hey, sorry about that Four hours teen slide, slide pass. Got you right here. Thank you. All right, what's good, trip? That's a trip.

Gah-hook!

Okay, four hours, adult, no slide pass. Why don't you want the slide pass? You just gonna swim and not slide? Okay, whatever. Thank you, trip. Have a nice trip.

Ha-ha, ha-ha. Hey Anna, welcome to Goo Lagoon. Okay you want four hours, teen, slide pass. I can do that real quick. Thank you so much Anna. You have it. Where's all the customers?

Time to pass out flyers.

Intruder?

There ain't even nobody sw- How you gonna shower before you get in the pool, Myla?

What sense does that make? Okay.

Y'all be safe. I gotta go out and make a run real quick. I ain't got no lifeguards on duty, even though technically I'm supposed to. Did I not let three customers in? Did somebody have a heart attack in the dressing room? Oh, he's lounging, nevermind. Hey, how you doing?

You wanna come work here? I mean, not work here, swim here? Thank you. Hey, I'll be with you in just one second. Hey, what's good, Tiana?

You wanna come over here?

Thank you, what's good Tiana? You wanna come over here? Thank you. What's good, Sela? Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. Hey, Cassandra, welcome. Oh my goodness, the Goob Lagoon got so many customers right now. Arm band? Yo, yo.

You had a arm band? I'm so sorry. Oh my God. Don't sue me. I'm so sorry Who doesn't have an arm band who doesn't have an arm band, oh

Get out of here man Chat, I thought that was a dude that didn't have the arm. I feel so bad six hours teen Slide pass. I got you right here. Thank you so much. You have a good one. Appreciate you

It was good marina. Okay, marina four hours teen I got you right here. Thank you so much. You have a good one. Appreciate you.

Hey, what's good, Marina? Okay, Marina. Four hours, teen, slide pass. Somebody's waiting on a hot dog. I need an employee.

Yes.

Marina, thank you. What's good, Millie? Appreciate that. What's good, Killian? Don't Killian me. Okay, adult slide pass, here you go.

Yeah, thank you so much. Hey, I'm gonna come down there and get your hot dog in a minute. Hang on now. Hey, what's good, Sela? Hey, I thought you was gonna sue me.

Look at how many customers I got Thank you! What's up Tiana? Four hours adult slide pass, thank you. Guest waited too long for a hot dog, you gotta be fisting me up in here. What's good Demi?

Senior, no slide. Where's the intruder at? Who ain't got no armband? You got an armband?

You got an armband?

Chat, get out. You get out of here, too. I can't believe y'all wanna try to swim in here for free. Nothing in this life is free. Chat, look, I want an employee right now. I do.

But look, we don't have the money for an employee right now. Good thing is though, why ain't nobody buying the hot dogs? Aww, you getting cold feet about diving too? Well, I'm gonna teach you like my dad taught me growing up. So set your feet, make sure both of your feet are even, put your hands together, get in that dad gun pool.

Ain't nobody got time to baby you around. Won't you just swim? You holding everybody else up. Hey, what's good Luke? somebody else up. Hey, what's good Luke? 8 hours. You're going to stay

out here 8 hours with no slide

pass. I'm a good one. Yo, Santa with the five. Thank you. Yo, what's good Ahmad? 4 hours. Senior rusty shower is dirty. Hold up What showers dirty That this is so bad, this is this is so bad. Oh my hey be careful, go. Somebody wants a hot dog.

What's good, Tripp? What you want on it? Add mustard, all right, mustard. Thank you so much, Tripp. You have a good rest of your trip. Santa with another five chat.

I'm overwhelmed, there's stains everywhere, there's spots everywhere. Nobody come over here, I'm getting this mopped up. I'm sorry, ma'am, I gotta, sir, sir, excuse me. I'm getting this mopped up, thank you. Ma'am, excuse me, appreciate that.

Why do the hot dogs cost more than the tickets? Dude, I don't know. Are y'all okay? Are you okay? Anna, Anna, wait, please don't leave. Chat, chat, it is over for this business.

It's over.

What's going on? Is everybody safe? I feel like I'm looking after a daycare full of kids and they're all actively trying to get themselves killed. My goodness, I'm so stressed. The lawsuits are piling up, chat. They're piling up.

Who else wants a hot dog? You want a hot dog? Thank you so much for buying these. I've been trying to sell these for a minute. What you want on it? Plain Jane.

Okay, there you go. Thank you, Sela. Okay, this needs to be repaired. Let's repair this slide. Here we go. Ooh, it's 34%. Hold on, there's rust stains on this. Hold up, wait a minute. You gonna go anyway? It looks, it's safe.

Chad, it's pretty safe, don't y'all think? Let's repair the pool.

Yeah. New research point. We gotta check. You ain't got no armband.

Why ain't you got no hey don't you ever try to get back in here with no arm band you understand me you got our band yes you How you doing Cassandra? Six hours senior with a slide pass. Thank you so much. Have a beautiful stay at the goob lagoon. Ah!

This is so pathetic. This is so pathetic, Chattisman. Hey, how y'all doing?

What you want?

You want both of them? You want both?

Okay, there you go.

Thank you.

Ah!

I got half a star. That was the tutorial. That was the tutorial and I'm struggling this much.

Okay. Hey Tiana.

What you want on it? Just ketchup. I personally wouldn't do that, but okay. Thank you, Tiana, have a good one.

What's good, Luke?

What you want?

You want both?

I need some more hot dogs.

Hold on.

Ooh, that sounded nasty. You heard there was like some air in it. This trash keeps filling up so fast.

I appreciate I

It really costed the goob lagoon a lot of money to get these facilities in here So I really want to appreciate y'all for using these. Thank y'all so much Kobe GG. GG, I gotta go buy some more hot dogs. I'll be right back. Y'all be careful. We got no lifeguards on duty. Okay, we good?

We good, I'll be right back.

Chat, half a star.

Thank you.

Chat, we're a half star area. There was an intruder where? Who's the intruder? Hold up. Oh, oh, Killian. Okay, what you want?

You want mustard. Okay, mustard's coming right up.

Thank you.

Thank you so much. Have a good one, Killian. Chat, there's customers. I'm overwhelmed. I'm overwhelmed. I'm overwhelmed. I'm overwhelmed. I'm overwhelmed. I'm overwhelmed Red shorts my monitor went off

Hey, hey who's who's trespassing You know what? I've had enough of this. I'm gonna make an example out of you

everybody look I've had enough of this. I'm gonna make an example out of you! Everybody look! I'm committing a murder broad day! Get out of here!

Hey man, hey Madison, welcome to Goob Lagoon. May I help you? You want four hours, senior pass with a slide, okay. Thank you so much, have a safe trip at the Goob Lagoon.

Thank you.

Hey Catalina, what can I get for you? Four hours, senior with a slide pass. Thank you so much. Appreciate that, thank you. Another intruder, yo Solana, you must like it here, that's crazy, you threatened to sue me the other day.

If you keep coming back. This is so pathetic with the windows being so dirty. Check this pathetic, just straight up, just straight up pathetic. What happened? Guest waited too long for a hot dog.

Thank you, I'm sorry. Oh, the trash can. Hey, yo, what's good, Luke? I can do that for you, thank you.

Kobe!

Oh my goodness, I actually made it. Lord have mercy. Oh no, what a, I'm so sorry, excuse me. I tried, we got another research point, lock in. Solana's panicking on the diving board. Oh, Solana.

Let me give you a little boost, okay? It's real easy, once you get used to it, it's real easy. Are you somebody said is she still with us? I do not know and they know what I feel bad. I got to clean this chat.

I need an employee.

Is there another intruder here for real? know what I feel bad I gotta clean this chat I need an employee let's get this clean hold up satisfaction today's 17 customers 56% satisfaction I Know that doesn't sound too good and look here. There was only 10 injuries today. Hey I'm not saying anything, but this looks good. There was only 10 injuries. Come on Okay, everybody's gone. Let's get this place cleaned up chat now that everybody's gone I want to keep it a stack with y'all. I am dying on the inside. I am so stressed. I cannot keep up with all this

There's so much going on I need help I'm about to look on the iPad again and see if I can get an employee Are the employees that useful though Look at I own a water park. I'm sitting here hitting a rusty That is unbooked. That is unacceptable.

Let's get everything clean. How is it still standing? I do not know. Okay, we're getting everything cleaned up before we open chat. I'm so committed to this business You see how I'm staying late getting everything clean for tomorrow to make it easier on myself. That's what we do Okay, let's repair all this but y'all can't agree the new the new stuff that we bought is better now, right?

Okay, what else needs repaired the pool pool is repaired let's repair this let's make sure they're both clean clean That was not clean. This needs to be be clean that was 0% cleanliness That look I know it sounds crazy to say only 10 injuries But look the day before we had 12 injuries think about it People are still getting bored. What can you do to fix that? I don't know how you could be bored here chat Would you be bored here be honest? This looks fun The and you know what? I'm gonna say this to the danger aspect adds extra excitement to it

What kind of toilet is this

It works.

It's all we can afford right now. Times are tough. We're a startup business. Okay? We are. Okay, what else needs to be repaired? Let's clean this. Oh, I need to take this out. Take all the garbage out. Kobe! That was so clean. Are you kidding me?

Kobe again. Thank you. Take this trash out. Okay, it's good. What about this trash? It's good as well. What else needs to be repaired. There's another stain right or another spot right here. Gotta sweep up I'd rather swim in lava than come here You're just you're you know what you're just lying but okay You're just straight-up, but you know what?

Okay.

Okay, is everything repaired here? What about this diving board? Can't get this diving board cleaned and repaired. Okay, everything looking good. Hold it together. Okay, hold it together. What's the hot dog situation look like?

We're gonna leave these out all night.

We're gonna leave those out. What about the flies?

Okay, let's see what we can unlock.

Oh, absolutely nothing. What about the flies? Okay, let's see what we can unlock.

Oh, absolutely nothing. Okay. What do I gotta do to unlock this? I gotta rank up? Okay, that's fine. Let's go sleep and open up these doors again, chat. We gotta get this, wait, should I add anything else?

What do y'all think? Chat, should we add anything else? Staff, wait, can we hire staff yet? Unlock your first staff job in the research tree, janitor handyman.

Wait.

Maintenance?

Would it be over here? Oh, it's gonna be a minute before we can hire some employees. We've got to work up to it though. I really do need to help. No joke.

Here we go.

Yay. How cute is that? Teehee.

Wait, handyman's?

What do you mean? Yeah, we can't get it yet.

Look.

Handyman staff.

Ooh, look. Handyman staff. Oh, we need that. We need a handyman. Alright, let's go to sleep and open up the doors again and see how good of a day we can have here. Look, our task list, if we can get one star, if we get 12 more customers today.

Yep.

Let's go. Should I hand out some flyers? I feel like I should.

Let's do that.

We're investing in some flyers right here. Hey, I know it's hot outside y'all. It's real hot today. Humidity's up. You know what can help you cool off? A ticket.

A ticket. Go ahead, get you a... forget you then. Go ahead, get you a ticket. You already want a ticket? Go ahead, get you... You already want a ticket?

Okay, I'm so sorry for harassing y'all. Go ahead, get you a ticket.

Thank you.

Okay, hey, hey, what you mad about? You wanna feel better? Come to Goob Lagoon. It will improve your day. I just changed the course of someone's entire day for the better.

Intruder.

You really thought you was gonna get away with that seven o'clock in the morning, 10 o'clock in the morning. How y'all doing? Uh, 4 hours senior with a slide pass. There you go. Thank you so much Ahmad, you have a good one. These tickets are so cheap, how are we ever gonna have any money chat, seriously how?

6 hours with a slide pass. Thank you so much. Have a good Clean the windows. I can't yet. It's just part of the decor right now. Okay Six adult with a slide pass. Thank you Appreciate that so much. Thank you. See it's like the movie theater strap, right? We let we have the tickets for cheap but we upsell the food

like the hot dogs you know what I mean six hours senior with a slide pass I got you right here thank you so much cool filters dirty let me go check hold up it wouldn't let me do it you gonna stay out here for eight hours You ain't got nothing to do. Huh? Myla. Okay, that's cool

Okay, so somebody just line for no reason

Thank you so much. Hope you enjoy it. Be careful going down that slide, okay?

Let's pass out some more flyers cuz we're gonna need the extra business to pay for these lawsuits

Try the mop to clean the window no, I don't work

Okay, let's pass these out real quick. Hey, how you doing, Camry? You wanna come swimming? Yes, you do. How you doing, Madison? You wanna come swimming at the Goob Lagoon? Loo, Goob Lagoon, absolutely. I appreciate y'all, thank you.

More flyers. Is she okay?

Hey, are you okay?

You feeling alright?

Yeah, she cool.

I need a tetanus shot just looking at this.

It is bad.

I'm not. You ready to go swimming, buddy?

Go swimming then! Don't come in here with no bracelet on.

Hey, how y'all doing? What's good, Luke? Four hours adult with a slide pass.

Thank you so much, Luke. You have yourself a slide pass. Thank you so much, Luke. You have yourself a beautiful night. What's good, Carly? Hey, Carly, eight hours you gonna stay out here, eight hours?

It is what it is, no slide pass. Here you go, Carly, thank you. You have yourself a beautiful trip at the Goob Lagoon. What's good Madison? Four hours senior with a slide pass, got you coming right up.

Thank you so much Madison, appreciate that. What's good Bryson? Six hours senior with a slide pass, got that coming right up as well. Thank you so much what's good Catalina uh four hours with us with no slide pass what you cheaping out for huh don't you get a slot i'm sorry thank you so much

Catalina appreciate that hey yo what's good Wesley you want four you want senior with a slide pass. There you go. Thank you so Really Really right in front of me thinking you gonna get away, excuse me Hey, hey, hey, come on out. Come on out, she already come out? Where's she at? Where's the intruder? You having fun?

Hey Kennedy, you having fun?

Breathe it in, breathe it in the water! Get out!

Collateral damage, it's okay.

Another one?

How you doing, Cameron? You doing okay? Six hours, senior, what a sly pass. Thank you so much, Cameron, you have yourself a friend. Who else is tri-

Run, Star!

You really thought you was gonna sneak in here, Liv? Well, you ain't gonna live much longer That was actually good stop playing Wait, let's see what we can unlock in the research bench. Let's see. Basic toilets.

Let's go over here. Water gun, life ring stand, basic pools, increased walk speed, I'm good off that. Park, paintbrush, park decorations, lemonade stand.

Wait, we should go.

Wait. Chat chat, we literally about to hop. Oh my goodness, there's so many people here. There is so many people at the goob lagoon right now, it's actually absurd. Chat, we're about to hire somebody, no joke. Manage, hire. We're hiring a maintenance man.

Okay, we're gonna have to make this decision after we close. Hold up, it's too much to manage right now. I got stuff to take care of. Hang on. Chat, I did not think that we was gonna be hiring somebody today, but you know what? I'm glad and I was here. I'm so sorry about that. I'm so sorry. I'm just trying to keep the place clean. I Apologize. Thank you, though

You see that jump. Did you see that jump? Did you see that jump? Look at this?

There we go. Boom grab this grab this. Thank you. Okay Why is nobody buying the hot dogs guys? Wait it all landed in the trash that wait that was actually so clean what am I doing what am I doing there's customers hold up we got customers wait a minute hey how you doing Kennedy you want an adult pass for four hours with a slide pass there There you go, thank you so much, Kennedy. Appreciate that. How you doing, Thomas? You want a six hour team with a slide pass.

Got you right here, thank you, Thomas. What's good, Liv?

Wait a minute.

Uh-huh.

Okay. You the same Liv that was in here earlier trying to trespass Okay Six hours senior with a slide pass to keep this going as well. Thank you so much. Oh my goodness. Hold up The mop to clean them.

Okay.

Yeah, I got that.

So I drowned. Take the line preserver. Kennedy. You can't be doing that. Yeah. Watch out.

Can I get out of here for you? It's right there, take the preserve!

Kennedy! You can't be doing that. Yeah, watch out. Can I get out of here before you dive in? Wait. That was the saddest dive I've ever seen in my life, by the way. That was sad. There was... There are stains literally everywhere. People are slipping. No wonder people are getting injured so bad.

Excuse me. Excuse me, please.

I'm trying.

Ma'am, please, I'm trying to get it, please. Wait, don't walk through there. Don't, okay, you're good.

Here we go.

What's going, what is that?

What is going on?

Why is nobody coming? You're good. Here we go. What's going, what is that?

Whoa.

What is going on?

Why is nobody buying the hot dogs?

Lord have mercy, Chad. I can't, I can't, Chad, I can't.

I'm so stressed out right now. This is unbelievable. Is there intruders in here? Hey, what's good? Six hours with a slide pass. Okay. Thank you. I'm Arm band Arm band, okay, everything's okay. Everybody in here has paid to be in here. We're good. Let's pick up some trash real quick Let me pick up some excuse me, sorry about that, excuse me

Yep, can y'all stop littering please? Thank you. Okay, here we go. Boom. Can y'all stop littering please, thank you. Okay, here we go, boom. Let's repair some stuff real quick. The slide next to the chair is bad placement causing injuries. What are you, OSHA?

Huh, what are you, the safety department? Excuse you.

Oh, hey, sorry about that. I was just about to mop that up. Huh, what are you the safety department? Excuse you. Oh

Hey, sorry about that. I was just about to mop that up. Thank you so much for let me chat Why is nobody behind the hot dogs? They don't want stale Oh Filters dirty filter Okay, filter is cleaned. Let's get done repairing this right quick. There we go. We're good

Case you're in the game. Oh, trust me. I know Let's get done repairing this right quick. There we go. We're good.

Case you're in the game. Oh, trust me, I know. Oh, trust me, Bubba. We seen it. Hey, I hope y'all leave a good review at the goo lagoon. I really appreciate every one of y'all being here. Thank y'all so much.

Thank you, seriously. Chad, you think they're gonna be leaving a good review for us? We're just gonna see if our injuries are down and if our satisfaction is up. Y'all having fun? Look, check or laughing. They're having fun. Research ticket prices. Wait,'re having fun research ticket prices wait we can

up the ticket prices do you think this place is worthy of higher ticket prices chat yo we have almost 700 though look at us okay we're good. Get that done. Let's clean this as well.

Beautiful.

There we go. Hope y'all are enjoying the lounge area. These are the most premium chairs from Arkansas. 63% satisfaction today. Oh my goodness. 12 injuries, not that good.

I think most of those injuries came from people slipping. Right? 7% increase. No, I'm telling y'all, it's good, it's actually good. Type 1 if this is good right here, this is an improvement, it really is an improvement,

no joke.

Like actually, I am proud of that right there, I'm telling y'all chat, once we hire this employee everything is going to get at least 10% easier for us. You know what I mean? Because the employee that we're hiring is a maintenance person, so they're just going to be repairing and cleaning stuff for us, so we ain't got to worry about that no more. All we got to worry about is cleaning trash and making sure people ain't dying, which

they probably still will do. You know, improve but fix the safety look I'm trying I never advertised this place being safe did I did I ever say this place was safe oh the maintenance only repairs doesn't clean, guess he's gonna be getting yelled at a lot. Welcome to the club, buddy. Hey, welcome to the club.

We'll have everything repaired and cleaned. Safety should be a priority, but all right. Buddy, we haven't had any deaths here yet. Yeah, there's been a couple hospital trips yeah I had to resuscitate somebody which was myself but nobody's died yet and I don't mean yet by it's gonna happen I mean yet as in ban everybody in

here y'all hatin on goob lagoon but I'm telling y'all y'all blink and one day this place is gonna be popping with big huge slides like these abandoned Like these ones over here, I'm stuck okay, never mind. Let's go sleep. All right. We're good chat Tomorrow's episode is gonna be insane Tomorrow's episode we're hiring somebody and we're making a crazy amount of upgrades

No joke a flock of seagulls are in the sky what does that mean what does that mean No way they gonna do Okay, they passed peacefully chat that was fire no joke that was actually fire right there That was a W episode great stream chat next episode actually gonna be crazy. We got a bunch of upgrades. Hey Appreciate y'all for kicking it with your boy again tonight Preset all the gifted subs don't knows bits follows. And of course, I appreciate all y'all for kicking it with your boy again tonight. Preset all the gifted subs don't knows bits follows and of course I

preset all y'all for this hanging out. Hey y'all have a good rest. Y'all's night and have a good day tomorrow and I'll see y'all tomorrow.

Ladies and gentlemen, I love men.

All right. All right.

Peace out y'all.