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We Met The MOST WANTED Mafia Boss In Japan!

We Met The MOST WANTED Mafia Boss In Japan!

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All right guys, we're headed to Japan and then we're headed to China. I couldn't be more excited. Seriously. Thank you to anyone watching right now I know you guys are missing out videos We're glad to be back Drop a like fire us up before we get into the video if you guys have not tried out the prize fix app right now You got to download it because there's no better time to fire on price fix than right now Football's in full swing NBA NBA's back, NHL's back. We got UFC coming up in two weeks,

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on snapchat send a photo of your laptop or just screenshot on your phone right now I'm gonna choose one person and I'm just gonna fucking call them straight up See how easy it is Got the Ryder cup shirt on Fuck it, what's your handicap plus two damn that you'd wax my ass Me and Salim at the same time let's do it

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we'll get out there bro well round on you now you're paying for the t-time now so yeah ten thousand dollars bro fuck one more thing tell them how easy it was to win the money what'd you have to do just fucking add me right added you drop a thumbs up and subscribe that's it baby all right well good to meet you bro bye that easy boys so drop a thumbs up and subscribe. That's it baby. Alright Will, good to meet you bro. Bye. That easy boys. So drop a thumbs up on the video, drop a comment, add me on Snapchat.

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Next video, which will be China. It's gonna be crazy. You have a chance to win $10,000.

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Let's get into the video.

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The person that we're meeting with is the head of Tokyo the head of the mafia. Drop me the fuck off, seriously.

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Can you please drop me off?

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Yo, we're in Tokyo!

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Are you fucking serious? Warning, this NOk video depicts real life situations as they occurred during our time in Japan. We want to remind viewers that this content is for documentary purposes. Please be aware and respect local laws and customs and do not attempt to replicate any Wow, music too? No, actually I posted on my thing, like things to do in Japan, like a good 45% of the replies are like you have to get an authentic Tuggy.

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Wow.

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Yeah. I mean the fans are requesting it.

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Is it okay if I sit here?

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Yeah.

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Where are you from?

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Oh nice.

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Where's the best Tuggy spot?

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What? Tuggy spot?

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I couldn't tell you. Where's the best Tagispa? What? Tagispa? Uhhhh...

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I couldn't tell you that.

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Don't, come on.

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You know damn well.

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How long did you guys take? Yo, that was crazy!

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You got that right?

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Yo, man, I got that feel one time.

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Cheers, brother.

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Oh, my bad.

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Oh, my bad. That was funny.

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Blow Casino.

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Two things that Jimmy Gambas love.

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Alright guys, day one in Japan. Great squad with us for this trip. Jesse's in the mix. MTV Pat's in the mix. MTV Pat's in the mix. Peace. Jimmy's here. Hey! Take it that way you will. And Big Nino! Oh! That's good. And we got Big Salim. Buddy we're getting you a new underarmor shirt for Christmas bro. We have two people

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helping us, Dr. Alan. What's up, clicker. Yeah I wonder what the word is with like Japanese girls.

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Dude I feel like they don't give a fuck about you.

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Half the squad's single right?

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Jesse's single.

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Selim.

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Selim's single.

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Pat?

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Single.

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Gabe you're single?

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I am yeah.

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I think Japan is one of the most fuckable cities like.

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Hell yeah! Yeah.

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There's no like, Christendom here So there's no like, conservative mindset of just like if girls wanna fuck, they just fuck They have to deal with like, social pressure Of course they don't wanna be a hoe But like, they don't have to deal with the Christian guilt that a lot of Western countries deal with

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Someone's just dating app here

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Yeah, just like walking yeah. All right, I'm gonna get the first namba.

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Yeah, let's go.

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Start the trip off right, boys.

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First drink of the trip.

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Cheers, boys.

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Cheers.

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Let's get sandy.

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Let's get sandy.

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What's sandy?

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Oh, let's get sandy! Like sandy, let's get Sandy. What's Sandy? Let's get Sandy!

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Like Sandy. Let's get Sandy.

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I don't know what that is.

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Do you know that? 6-7?

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No.

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Okay.

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What's this fucking 6-7 you guys keep talking about?

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6-7!

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Jimmy's on TikTok too much, man.

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They're very sexual here.

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On the outside.

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They said they love anime shit.

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Like here. They said they love anime shit right here. The most basic girl can get crazy in bed.

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It's a thing.

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Have you had a k-data experience?

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Oh yeah.

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Like how? How crazy can they get?

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Well they're just very...

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They're sexual creatures so they just really really enjoy sex. Hey guys, let me introduce you to Janna. She's gonna be with you guys for the whole trip. She's a great cultural guide. She can take you in and out of Tokyo into the craziest places.

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Sake?

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You like sake?

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Sake, then the packet comes out.

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You know what a packet is? Like a little nose Sapporo?

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Yeah.

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You know, you're drunk, Alan. You like that.

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You know that one.

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Alan's already on it. I said this too many times thanks Thanks for having me here again. Because you know what? It's an experience every time. Boom! Love you guys.

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Love having Pat!

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I'll have to say, when we were planning this trip, there were certain people on the trip who wanted to keep it very tame and controlled and focused on the schedule. But I knew there's a crazy side. So let's unlock the crazy side. Cheers motherfuckers.

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What up brother, you good?

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Oh, crazy. I've been watching you two kids for so long.

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Shout out Markham. It's good. Trying to find a nice Japanese girl so I can chat with her.

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I need you to wingman.

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I really want to hang with a Japanese girl like the whole day. Let's make that happen. We gotta make that happen. Yeah!

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The boys are buzzing. Hi. What's your name?

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It's all good.

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I've been rejected before. It's all good.

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We have a chance. We got a chance. We got a chance.

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I don't know why. This watch just gives me like

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good vibes.

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Get this. Get this.

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That's too colorful.

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No, no. this is Japanese. Are you trying to kid me bro? Okay? Okay? No, you feeling an underarm or dry fit

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Yo, I might drip down in some shit, let's rip this bro. We're in Japan We gotta we gotta get into the culture. You know we ain't American in America no more. Donna, is this shit, like, is this nice though?

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Or is it like corn?

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Corn, right?

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A little bit.

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Itashimasu.

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Big ribbon?

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I'm ready, I'm ready.

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Let's go! Hey yo, I'm ready! I'm ready! Let's go!

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Watashima Celine.

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I don't understand.

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Watashiwa Celine.

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My name is Celine.

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Oh, I'm Iris.

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Nice to meet you, Iris.

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You guys wanna have a beer?

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Sorry?

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Watashima Celine. No! Oh, that's your... I'm Iris. Nice to meet you, Iris. You guys want to have a beer? Sorry? What did she want?

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Celine.

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No.

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Oh, that's your bad.

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My bad.

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My bad, bro.

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Dude, this is not.

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This is not crazy, bro.

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That's all for three.

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Celine.

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Celine.

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Nice to meet you.

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What's your name? I'm all for four.

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Alright so next our tour guide suggested that we go to a cuddle cafe. No sexual activity whatsoever. You literally pay to just cuddle with the girl. They have the girls on the fucking wall. This shit is the strangest shit I've ever seen.

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Can I get head rubs?

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Yeah, let's do that, yeah.

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No, I don't want to cuddle with a random girl. If that means a lot to me, I wouldn't want to do that with a random girl.

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No way! Okay, let's go. Here we go.

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Whoa, no way!

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Let's try it for a concert.

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How are you doing?

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Nice to meet you.

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Can you just like massage my head?

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I just need a massage.

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Can you get back here and just like

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tee me up? Yeah.

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Hello.

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Konnichiwa. How long have you been doing this?

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How long do you do this?

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Sounds like you want to get punched out of her.

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Yeah, let's do it.

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Alright, one for fun.

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What's the matter with him?

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Did you grow up in Japan? One race? Tokyo.

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Has she ever been to Kanda?

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She wants to go.

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Oh, yeah, but she's not going to go.

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She's not going to go?

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She's not going to go? Japan? One race? Japan Ah, Tokyo She grew up here

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I want to go there She wants to go

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Pat will show

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He will show her around

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Show Toronto?

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Oh Woah

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This is sick

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Yo, we're in Tokyo

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This is sick! Yo, we're in Tokyo! This is so cool.

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Holy shit.

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Alright, beers up. Dude, I'm very grateful and very happy. It's fucking amazing that, uh, technically this is work and we get to travel and just all make memories together. I consider this whole squad fucking friends and brothers for life. I feel like we're going to be friends for life and let's make memories, let's have fun,

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let's make a great video for our fucking fans that have been with us since day one.

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Let's have a great fucking time.

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Cheers to Japan! Shout out to our new friends, Coco, Senator Allen, Miss Chanda. Cheers to Japan! Shout out to our new friends Coco, Senator Allen, Miss Canada. Cheers to Hillary Clinton!

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Cheers to the Senators!

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Alright, speech. It's good to be drinking with you boys again. I missed you. Setting it in Asia.

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All the comments are just going to blame me.

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Jesse's drinking right when he's back with Kyle.

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I did this all on my own. Kyle's got nothing but support me being so overboard. Don't worry about it. Dude, we're like dating on this trip. Sharing rooms, sharing beers, cigarettes.

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Me and Michael shared a cuddles girl last night though.

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Your girl don't care about the cuddle thing?

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No, because it's nothing sexual. It's like a friendly hug. She didn't see what was off camera. Yo, chill.

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They said you ate a roe.

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No.

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Gabe, I got a question for you.

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Does size matter?

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Of course.

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You're with a guy with a little pico. I won't be with that guy with a little pico, I can tell you that.

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That's why I don't be with Stiney and shit.

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What's good? I can tell you that. No shit. That's why I don't deal with Stein and shit. Wow.

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What's good?

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This is average.

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Are you fucking serious?

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What is that other can?

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This is good.

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That's amazing.

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Wow.

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What do you look in a girl?

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I like everything but I mean, she's got small tits, it's not gonna make or break the deal. We're taking the famous bullet train. Shit goes like fucking 300 miles an hour or some shit.

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Shit's so busy, bro.

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I know, this is the club hall. Busy!

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Oh, my god.

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This shit is more important.

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What?

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Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.

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No!

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It almost got me!

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It's gonna shut down. Huh? No! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Oh, fuck. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

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Ha! Ha!

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Ha! Ha!

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Ha! Ha!

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Ha! Ha! Please fasten your seatbelts here. We'll come down the aisles. We're off for drinks. Thank you guys so much.

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This is the Nozomi Super Express bound for Tokyo. We'll be stopping at Kyoto and Shinagawa

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stations before

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our departure.

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Such a character, eh? Nighto.

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He's flipping the bird the whole time.

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You're welcome. He just slept in the beret the whole time? Good night out.

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He's like a little kid.

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Friday night in Tokyo baby, you know what happens.

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I actually don't know what happens.

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But it is gonna be lit.

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Free game Tuggies boys, ace.

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Hell yeah, hell yeah.

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Little haircut in the Tug.

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We need a lighter, We need a lighter.

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Smoke up, buddy.

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Team Diet.

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We've got a skulk on the run.

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It's a beautiful view.

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Alright, Japan famous for karaoke.

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Right, Coco?

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It's a date night spot too. So we're going to have a little date night. Karaoke is the serious thing. This is not like going to a bar with your hammered blow-dough and you have nothing to do in the States. This is something you plan.

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Look at the States. This is like something you plan like look at the logo. What's your guys go to karaoke song?

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Hideri?

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Hideri? No thank you. The Nelk boys are here ladies and gentlemen. The Nelk boys are here. Make some noise for these motherfuckers. β™ͺ All my love, saw my face, true care, true grace, I'll take one last drive, let's drink, always, I know, you'll be at my show Watching, commenting, commensurating Singing so I won't let go Fairytale, Gary Vee home Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na This is crazy. Oh, the boys.

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Should I just snag one of these lockers?

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More slowly, please.

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Okay, I'll lock her up. I'm going to go stretch and shit.

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Yeah, yeah.

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I'm going to go do some mobility.

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Let's get Nino in for sumo then.

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I would get absolutely destroyed. Imagine getting sat on by that.

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I'll sit on you.

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I think I'm okay on the sidelines.

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I have a bad stomach.

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I'm not- I start hurting bro.

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Everyone's got to- let's go.

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I can't do this bro. I literally can't do this.

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So what's the goal? How do they win? If any of their body parts, hands and that, it's going to be a 4.

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That's a lose.

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So no feet can leave the circle.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Oh my god, dude.

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Are you going to be like, this stretching or something?

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This is your moment. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.

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Okay. Okay. Okay. Coach didn't fuck with that.

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One thing you guys can not do.

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Laughing. No laughing. That's not a... Give us the balls. Oh no! Hurt!

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That's crazy.

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Gamble Sunday football diet regiment. 24 beers a Sunday has been paying off for this.

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Are they facing each other?

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No, they're gonna go...

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Oh damn! I don't know.

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Feels good.

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Oh, yeah.

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A little sack rider.

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Oh, nice.

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Oh!

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You ready?

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Not really, no. oh, this is cushion

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Grab his dick Kyle

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Grab his cheeks his cheeks are open what pull his nipples there you go

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Take the dumb anyway, we can get it. Why bro? Yo. You scared me man. Please. I don't know why I'm so scared.

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Yo, I know you guys are pranking me bro.

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Bro, there's no prank dude.

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Oh yo, why are they talking?

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Yo, I know this is a prank bro. I can't do this.

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Careful, careful.

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It was going smooth and now it's not going smooth.

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Dude, there's no prank. Bro, I know it's a prank! It's not a prank, you're gonna get dusted by a sumo wrestler.

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Let's go.

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Ready? Hai, onegai shimasu.

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You see the tense? See the tense kick?

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That's a power move.

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Push him out, Gambles.

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Push! Push! Push!

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Let's go, G!

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Push!

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Push!

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Push!

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Oh shit! Let's go, Kool-Aid! Let's go, Kool-Aid!

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Ah, Clint! Let's go, Clint! Ah, bro!

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One more!

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He wants one more!

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Let's go, Gabbles!

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Go!

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He walks out! Oh I'm late. Oh shit. Oh

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Mikey Said today's gonna rip my ass!

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Oh no!

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Guess who's cleaning the dojo tonight?

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Come on!

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Alright guys, so we're gonna do a little prank on Nino right now. It's also a good thing for him too, because he has this camera and he's been complaining about it. It's broken. He newer model we got him the r5 mark ii Canon so it's brand new it's a step up from his camera his is all beat up and shit he's had it for years so we got him a new camera but I'm gonna ask him to be taking photos of me and we have two actors here one girl one guy the girl's

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gonna come up and ask us like what we're taking photos for and she's gonna kind of riz nine-o up a little bit guys gonna bite like a fucking lion on an antelope boys this other chick I don't know side topic I'm getting yellow fever out here like I might marry a fucking Asian girl they're so nice no vote say hi to hi to video. Say hi. I'm Novo.

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What do you do? Fitness, right? I'm fitness owner and today

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my... Her gym is hot girls training guys.

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Can we come tomorrow morning?

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Yes!

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Anyways,

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we got some head training.

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Take her away for a sec. this is too much of a distraction. Nino's going to get out front of the store and then the boyfriend is going to walk out as he's talking to the girl and he's going to get pissed at Nino for taking photos of his girl and then he's going to smash his camera.

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We've got to get some candid photos.

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Who's that guy?

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Do I have to tag you if I post it?

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It's up to you, buddy.

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Should we like, should we just?

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Oh, she wants me to take photos of her. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, she wants photos of her.

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Should we? Okay. Only once in Japan you get to do this.

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Oh, this guy talks.

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Take it on your real camera now.

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No, I'm not gonna get her Instagram. Doesn't matter.

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Doesn't fucking matter.

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No, take it on your real camera.

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Yeah, she's asking you.

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Yeah, why don't you get her Instagram, you know?

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Can we get your Instagram?

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We can send it.

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Here you go.

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Haru-san. Can we get your Instagram to make a sentence? Nice to meet you. What are you doing?

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What are you doing?

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What's going on?

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Who?

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Rihanna, can you help translate?

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I don't know what he's saying. He seems angry. Why did you do that?

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I didn't take photos. I didn't know what he's saying. He seems angry. Why did you take a photo?

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I didn't take a photo.

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It's on her phone.

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Just a bus.

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How long it's on her phone?

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Just show.

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Just show.

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I know.

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You didn't take any photos.

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Don't touch her phone.

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It's been a long time. Hey, hey, hey. Show me Huh? You're so ugly Huh? You're so ugly

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Hey, hey, hey

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Huh?

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Out, out

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No, no, no, we'll get her back, we'll get her back

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We'll get her back, we'll get her back

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Are you fucking serious? Are you fucking serious? Holy fuck, are you serious? No, why? Why would you do it? Oh my Are you serious? Why? Why would you do it?

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Are you fucking kidding me man? Fuck you man.

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Nino, look. It's a brand new Mark II.

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It's a brand new Mark II.

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Let's go Nino! Nino!

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Nino!

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I appreciate it.

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Brand new. Nino! Nino!0! 9-0! 9-0! 9-0! 9-0! 9-0!

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The all new Canon R5 Mark II. It's way better than the Mark I. 9-0 is in so much shock, he can barely feel his balls right now. The pictures are sharper, the lens isn't dented,

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and the shutter sound is fucking crazy. Black and white photos are going to slap on this camera, my guy. The Toronto Tings are going to love it. Bro, the grip you kept on that camera was retarded. You're a stud.

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Pretty devoted of you. Anyways, enjoy the new camera. Sincerely, Cannon.

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Hey! Hey!

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Hey!

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Watch the right lens. He's starting to realize his camera's lit.

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I'd be so bad if somebody smashed my camera. I mean, I agree. I love these amazing cameras.

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Hey, first photo on the...

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You can't speak a language.

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That's how much Gino loves his photos, bro.

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You never know, this guy could be a Yakuza.

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I'm like, man. I think it's just the initial reaction too. Yeah.

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I hear that too bro.

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That's so weird.

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I mean, when a guy, when an angry boyfriend shows up and you're like, what the fuck do I say?

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Like, this guy probably doesn't speak English. I'm like shit man, like I don't know what to do. Yo, your photo's about to be lit on the gram now.

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Yeah. So it's basically your camera but Canon. Oh, so it's the real shit.

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Yeah.

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Fuck you all the haters.

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So I'm going to quickly explain the go-kart, how we're going to run the tour, and get you guys out there.

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Shit, I don't know if I'm doing it.

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I never see you drive.

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I don't drive.

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Dude, the camera does look sexy.

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It's so black.

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That was Chary. Ooooooh! Wait, let's hear it. We're so familiar with hearing you. Oh, crack, crack, crack.

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Wait, wait, wait.

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Is that sars?

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Yeah.

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It's like a sars thing.

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Beside your seatbelt, you've got your handbrake. Once that's down, it's going to stay down during the whole tour. You won't need it for any certain manvers while you're out there if you know what I'm talking about. Sh, yeah If you've seen it and you've seen it then you know you have to go

27:07

To the graveyard Tip, tip, tip to the graveyard Tip, tip, tip I wonder if you know, know that you've been lucky, yeah If you've seen it and you've seen it then you know you have to go To the graveyard Tip, tip to the graveyard Oh

27:41

He probably pulled off

27:45

Yo, what are you doing?

27:45

What are you doing?

27:46

Are you going to tie me?

27:47

Oh!

27:48

Oh!

27:49

He just quit.

27:50

He's gone about five kilometers an hour. He's looking pretty damn scared. And so he's relieved he's got off the cart. So survival of the fittest out here in the streets of Tokyo. Oh Buddy sure it's a little bit too tight

28:09

Like a lamentable I said it makes it look better hats very nuts free sauce Did you dip that? No! No! No! No! No! I'm vibing, bro. I'm vibing right now, bro. Damn, she's jacked.

28:27

Is that what we're going to see?

28:31

Yeah, I need a beard, dude.

28:32

Yeah, you should.

28:33

I'm fucking rusty.

28:34

You're a painkiller.

28:35

Just take that.

28:36

Yeah. Oh No Asian no black white I've only been up one eight this summer. I haven't been with any.

29:05

Pat, you don't have your yellow?

29:07

No Asian, no black, just white.

29:09

No black?

29:11

If you had to pick, would you go black or Asian right now?

29:14

Oh, Asian, 100%.

29:16

When's the last time you had sex?

29:19

What was his name?

29:21

Gabe. Oh, shit! We are Muscle! Woo! Muscle! Come on!

29:34

Come on! Alright! We can't take time We're Korean Muscle now! Yes we are Dave! Ah! Ah!

29:45

Oh!

29:46

Oh! Oh! Shoot me! Oh! Oh!

29:56

That was so much different.

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Does that hurt?

30:00

Shoot!

30:01

That knocked me out.

30:02

3, 2, 1, match up! Match up! Yay! Yay! You don't have to see that. Nice try!

30:16

Match up! Nice match up!

30:22

One hit.

30:23

Match up! I kinda like it Oh! Oh! Get it! Get it! Get it! 3, 2, 1, answer! Oh! Nice!

30:52

Yeah!

30:54

Alright, our turn. That was so nice!

30:58

I'm not a chef.

31:00

Oh yeah!

31:02

Oh, you're a chef. Ready, set, go! Emoji! Oh yeah! Stand up! Hey! Dance off! Dance off! Yeah!

31:20

Dance off! Oh no! What the f**k? Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh! Take her!

31:36

Take her! Take her! Come on! Take her! Take her! You know what? The game's over. Come on! Come on! Game's over.

31:58

This guy fucks! I just want to say I'll hit you up.

32:00

Oh, thank you.

32:04

Another day in Osaka!

32:07

What's up, Sanders?

32:08

What's good?

32:09

What's your experience in Japan today?

32:10

I don't know what we're doing, but we'll figure it out.

32:12

Yo, that was so fun dude, last night.

32:14

We were playing Sky Full of Stars. What other song? You were on one! There was one song, you were just into it.

32:22

What a night, what a night.

32:23

Your outfit's amazing. I into it. What a night. Great vibes. Your outfit's amazing.

32:25

I like it.

32:26

Your outfit's really nice.

32:27

Oh really?

32:28

Thank you.

32:29

Let's go.

32:30

I think orange is your color.

32:31

Oh really?

32:32

Ah!

32:35

You're done photography.

32:36

Stop doing photography.

32:37

Stop doing photography.

32:38

Oh, shit!

32:39

Pussy.

32:40

Enjoy your meal. Stop doing photography! Stop doing photography! Oh shit!

32:46

Pussy!

32:48

Enjoy your meal.

32:50

He's scared now.

33:00

I'm gonna finish up my own business.

33:02

This is sick. Stop.

33:10

He looks sus. Abe actually looks swag bro.

33:12

I know. He hasn't looked this good since the CXX.

33:14

No, you actually look Japanese right now. What the fuck? Stop bro.

33:24

That was a hard part. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

33:25

Oh!

33:25

Oh! Oh!

33:46

Ready to eat?

33:47

No.

33:48

But, bring close.

33:52

You should use this meditation before dating.

33:58

Do this before a date?

34:00

Yes. You should use it.

34:02

You can get the power or you can success.

34:05

That's how you strike at it.

34:07

Next, how to walk. Keep eye level, keep body straight, then go down.

34:12

Silently. Carefully. Sneaky walking. Now let's practice practice ninja walking again. Please don't step on

34:32

Can't go in your foot right?

34:34

With your toes, such such such clear you can step. But no look down look up

34:41

Okay, here you are

34:43

Let's go Jess Oh. Now look up. Yeah.

34:48

Oh my god!

34:51

Scratch yourself. Scratch yourself!

34:59

Very good. Enemy is coming. Oh Oh no! No! Get on your knees! Come on dude! Oh dude! What the f***? Lefty, who's a lefty?

35:36

But sometimes switch to left.

35:38

Yo, this is hard. This is so hard. 10 seconds. Oh my god dude, I hate you. Oh, yes. Oh!

35:52

Have you ever had to use your ninja skills?

35:58

Yeah.

35:59

In what scenario?

36:00

She went through her husband's phone and there was some shit on there.

36:03

It's here.

36:04

You're cheating on me?

36:05

Okay, keep teaching.

36:07

This is the target.

36:16

Yo Gabe, sit on that baby.

36:18

No, it's too dark for me.

36:24

This guy's a boss. What? Don't shoot at me. Oh

36:27

What

36:46

Comes the pressure off my favorite training Spit on that car. Spit on that thing. Oh shit. You have throat power.

36:48

This guy can suck a dick.

36:50

Alright, so you guys see the title of this video.

37:03

10K USD. 1.5 million yen.

37:06

We gotta go.

37:07

Let's go?

37:08

Yes, we gotta go. I think I should have a jet on standby.

37:10

I was actually thinking, like, they know we have money. I'm so hungover.

37:16

Yeah, I'm not going in. I'm sorry.

37:17

Alright, yeah, we gotta get going, right? Yeah, we gotta go. We gotta go. I'm not fucking around like this is like we're talking like life Stuff like this is not like once we opted into this we were in

37:28

You have to go

37:30

Meeting them at a train station. No, that's the first location. They sent us and then from there We'll get the next direction, you know, you guys asked you wanted something real Although like there's been a big movement to get rid of the Japanese mafia which is called Yakuza, they still exist and they still run you know different parts of the city in various forms. The person that we're meeting with is head of Tokyo of one of the organizations. He's given us certain things that he's asked us to do which is be on time, camp back out, like

38:02

these things are no compromise. But in terms of safety we're safe. You're comfortable right now. Is that what you're telling me? If there's anything like if you guys do anything, it's on us. But I'm literally shaking in my boots. So I trust you guys. And that's why I was willing to set this up for you guys. The issue is, like this guy is wanted. The problem is like. So we don't want to be involved with... He's wanted. Yeah, though. He's the head of the mafia.

38:28

They're searching for this guy.

38:31

What?

38:32

That's fine.

38:33

We have no choice now.

38:34

The security guys will guide you guys.

38:35

Unless we just flee Asia.

38:36

You can't dip on this one.

38:38

Okay. I think we should paint the picture that you guys are now kind of a little bit more journalism style, like trying to understand the rest of the world. There's nothing you can do if they want.

38:47

They want to go somewhere.

38:48

I want to go home, man.

38:48

I want to go home. It doesn't matter if you care or don't care. Literally, we're talking about things that don't matter.

38:55

It's not an option to not go.

38:57

They already know where you're going.

38:59

That's it. Well, just drop me off on the side and I'll call a cab. And then we all dead. I'm just like actually scared. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity. Like once in a lifetime opportunity to get yourself killed. Yeah, I can believe you on that. Why give a chance to something where you could possibly die? I don't understand risks like that.

39:21

I don't get it.

39:21

We should go home.

39:23

Life is about that, you know. That's like that's like that's like we say, man, let's just climb this building, man.

39:28

The risk of it.

39:29

You've got like an hour to get.

39:30

All right. I'm going to start swinging them.

39:31

Drop me off, please.

39:33

Dude, you were just sitting on the couch with me and you're like, yo, this is the title. I want to do in life man like I like me So we should go home. No if anything we're gonna get robbed. They're not chaotic. Yeah, yeah, they're organized No offense like why they gonna be like yeah, I want to kill Selim the dream like hey

39:53

They have 10k and maybe hey, let's take 10k and just wipe them out

39:57

The only thing they could do is hold us for ransom

39:59

But they won't kill I don't wanna be one of those streamers, so please drop me off Drop me the fuck off, seriously. Alan, I'm deadass... Gabe, shut up, you're not from here. You're not from Japan, you don't know nothing. Can you please drop me off?

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40:11

Alright, it might not look like it, but I'm trying to hold the boys together. I was tripping. At this point, we needed some narration, when the cameras could roll and when they couldn't. We needed our glue guy, so we called in MTV Pat, last second to join the meeting.

40:27

Dude, you should have seen what he was wearing.

40:28

I had to change it up.

40:30

It was like a Canadian Tire red tank with like floral shorts.

40:36

Our first point of contact, we can't say his name, but he tells us to meet him at a Burger King on the edge of the city and not to bring our security. He's here to ensure we're safe and tell us the do's and don'ts of what we're about to walk into. A few minutes later a second contact comes in, confirms something on the phone and tells us to follow him to the next spot. This is as real as it gets. So basically we're kind of just going with their flow.

41:05

We're on their time.

41:07

We just met up with this guy at Burger King.

41:11

He's a guy in a suit, and he's just on the phone.

41:14

I don't think he's got off the phone once.

41:16

He has got off the phone.

41:17

They're taking us somewhere now.

41:19

We don't know where we're going.

41:21

The mood is super intense at this point. The bar we walk into is empty, except for us. The guy behind the bar was pretty friendly, so we had a few drinks to let loose a bit.

41:33

Taking a shot with one of the guys.

41:36

It's a bar, man.

41:40

Yeah, let's go.

41:41

Great to be here in ***. It's our first time.

41:44

We walked around. It's go. Cheers guys. Great to be here in ****. It's our first time. We walked around.

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41:45

It's a very beautiful city. And we thank you guys for having us.

41:47

Let's have a great night.

41:48

Cheers.

41:49

Thank you.

41:50

Let's get sandy.

41:51

Cheers.

41:52

Cheers.

41:53

Now he's just calling me.

41:54

He's like, yo, you guys are just crazy. He's like, yo, we got nothing.

41:56

Yeah. Yeah, so always go under his glass. So like if he were the boss and he's choosing me, if he goes down, then you're fine. You're just rude. You're basically saying.

42:19

What we really want to do is just meet them.

42:22

We just want to have fun. We, so, so, so, so.

42:25

We're going to go to the meetup.

42:27

We don't want to get in the middle of the business.

42:28

We just, we want to live the fruits of business tonight.

42:31

Yeah.

42:32

We started to get a little bit too loose and the guys told us to not be so comfortable. It's not a custom that they get friendly with you without knowing you. Right as we pulled ourselves together, contact number 3 walks in. He's serious, no smile, no small talk. Tells us to empty our pockets, pats us down one by one.

43:04

After checking us, he decides we're good to go. We follow him a few blocks to the next location. Another pat down at the door. Phones are handed in, cameras are forced down. We're told to stand when the boss enters.

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43:19

Cheers. Cheers.

43:21

Cheers.

43:24

Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers! Cheers!

43:26

Cheers!

43:30

What operations does he oversee in the business?

43:33

I can't say what I'm told to.

43:50

How does someone join the organization?

43:53

It's like a ritual. We exchange cups. Most people who come home are family members. We make a toast with sake and Japanese sake. After the toast, we put the cups away. Then it becomes a parent-child relationship. I might be called a boss, but I also have a parent.

44:29

What should I do?

44:36

There are many reasons why people come to the organization. Some people come because they want to, and some people are not.

44:47

But there are people who have the loyalty.

44:52

What's the punishment for being disloyal?

44:55

They don't have loyalty. So if they don't have loyalty, they have to be loyal to the Chusen spirit. That's why we use violence.

45:08

We use violence because it's a way of life.

45:13

When they are disloyal or they make a mistake or do something not proper,

45:20

that people have to cut their own fingers off. As a Japanese yakuza, we have the image of dropping our fingers. So when we do something, we show our fingers spontaneously. That's what we do. In the past, samurai would put in a Japanese sword or a hatana, it's important to put in your pinky finger. You put in your strength. If you don't, you can't put in your strength.

46:10

So, you have to take the part that's worth it. That's how you take responsibility. You can't hold your head higher than your pinky.

46:23

Yeah, it gives second chances. So if someone lies, he tells them not to lie.

46:32

Is he able to say how much like any type of financials or how much money they make?

46:38

Not too much. Not too much? That too. I've been thinking about how to use my head and how to make money. I think that's why I'm not as surprised as most people. I don't know when I became surprised God, I really would like one.

47:46

I think the image of Japan has changed a lot in recent years.

47:55

It's all new to us. We don't know how it was two years ago, but we liked it.

48:00

I love the sense of peace here. People here are very kept to themselves. I like that no one wants problems. You know in the US, somebody will honk at you.

48:09

I haven't heard a honk.

48:10

In Miami, you hear a honk? My.

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Every 10 seconds.

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I love that. You guys are peace, man.

48:18

Like even the cars, the condition of the cars are all in great shape.

48:21

There's no rust, all dented up.

48:26

Worst Canadian dad statement, author.

48:28

What was the most fun, most adventurous time you ever had in your life?

48:32

It was a little difficult to answer.

48:35

You ever heard of In-N-Out?

48:37

No!

48:43

I want to try it. I've never had a Kabuto before

48:45

I've seen it on T-shirts

48:47

You like the T-shirt? Yeah, the head roll

48:51

I think it's popular in Japan

48:53

How many tattoos do you have?

48:55

I have...

48:57

Little tat reveals?

48:59

Yeah, I have a lot I know it's a Daruma What is it? A weird thing? It means... Seven-Fall-Tree-Tree

49:11

I'll give it to you. After the meeting, Boss seemed to really like our company, so he decided to invite us out.

49:27

Never had a cigarette, and I love it.

49:30

Oh, lit!

49:36

Alright, now this is where it gets serious.

49:39

Karaoke time!

49:40

They're gonna flood this place with chicks, I think.

49:51

Like lighter colored hair girls or more darker colored hair girls?

49:55

Hey! Bro.

49:59

She's hard.

50:01

How are you?

50:03

Tell Boston to talk to up a little bit.

50:06

Okay, okay. Kanpai!

50:12

Alright, ChadGBT. I said I'm wheeling a Japanese 9 right now.

50:16

I need you to be ready to do some stuff for us.

50:18

No English?

50:20

Yo, can I have some?

50:22

I'm gonna show money.

50:24

What the fuck are you doing? I'm gonna show money. Oh.

50:25

What the fuck are you doing?

50:26

Who the hell are you?

50:28

You like chaos. I mean, I'm busy right now, bro.

50:33

I'm gonna let you know this, man. I was scared as shit tonight. I was scared of the motherfucking world. Like, I thought to myself, it was over. And it may be still but you know at the end of the day We're drinking. We're having a good time and man. I love the hospitality, you know anytime you're in Miami, man

50:54

You got a place to stay. Hey, hey, get that shit!

51:07

Hey, yo!

51:10

Pat got a smokeshow, bro.

51:12

She's gorgeous, Pat.

51:20

Good to have you back! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

51:23

Girl has a shelf on her head.

51:26

Real Canadian superstar. Holy fuck.

51:30

Fucking Sobe's bread basket.

51:32

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51:34

Click the like button and subscribe to our channel! NERKBOYS! Click the like button! Bye!

51:44

Instagram! Instagram! Nice to meet you, JetBlue! I'll take a fish. You know what a fish are? That's a great feeling. Salim's too buckled.

52:06

No more tequila.

52:08

No more tequila.

52:10

Thank you.

52:12

Thank you.

52:14

Thank you. Ha ha ha ha.

52:18

Chill. Chill. Chill.

52:20

No one knows.

52:22

Alright guys. This has been quite the insane Japan trip. We're about to continue the night. We survived for now, hopefully. Hopefully?

52:32

That was quite the bucket list, I'll tell you that.

52:34

Next video is going to be in China. We're headed to China in two days. So stay tuned to that video. I think we're going to drop it in like two weeks. It's good to have Jesse and Pat with us, too.

52:45

Yep.

52:46

Fully appreciate it, buddy.

52:47

No, we love you, bro.

52:47

We love you.

52:48

Anytime you guys wanna come. All right, we love you guys.

52:50

Thanks for anyone that's watching right now. Some people have probably been watching for like 10, 11, 12, fucking so many years. If anyone's watching for that long, We seriously we fucking love you guys. Thank you very blessed grateful every day to be able to do what we do Live the life that we live experience crazy shit like this Live the life that we live experience crazy shit like this

53:09

Life is good. We love you guys. See you next video shots of the ghost man. Justine cow. Let's keep this

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