You already know what time it is chat, Lord have mercy, here we go again. Goob Lagoon episode 8, this is about to be a crazy episode. This is about to be a crazy episode, so y'all better walk in chat. Here we go again. Man it's always a good day at the goob lagoon ain't it chat? Everyday is a good day at the goob lagoon. Everyday. Yo happy birthday Lainey chat tell Lainey happy birthday. Happy birthday as well egirl diamond Tell egirl diamond happy birthday as well
Atlas is lawyer here. Atlas has no comment on your streaming connection We will be suing the Google lagoon for defamation as well as employee abuse I'm countersuing you bud who you think you are? Yo, appreciate you ET, thank you ET. Ladies and gentlemen, look here. If you were not here on yes, whoa, whoa, whoa. If you were not here for yesterday's episode of goob lagoon buddy, you missed a whole lot
We didn't open the shift but one time but buddy look at this Carrie with the five and gracie with the five peep this chat look Look at this We have officially expanded all the way over here all the way also what else we did we put two big old giant slides right here now what i'm thinking chat should i move the showers and the toilets to over there i think should. I think we should do that. Yo, Tuki with the five. Thank
you, Tuki with the five. Appreciate that. Chat, tell me it ain't clean. All right, look, let's do this. Let's move the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the toilets and the showers to over here for now. We're gonna clean this area over here up, right? Type one if you're following and we're gonna have extra room for over here whenever we need it. Yes Absolutely Agree say yes
Say yes Say it.
Thank you.
Dude.
Now, I know you may be looking at this right now and be like, yo, why is there one little peanut swimming pool in this big giant area? Well, I'll explain that. We ain't got no dadgum money. Okay? We have no money.
So what we're going to do is we're gonna save money until we can afford to put more stuff over here. But for now, it's just gonna have to work how it is. Got it? Got it. Move your face cam? Okay, I'll move it.
Since y'all wanna cry about the face cam, bye. Yeah, yeah, there you go. Look what you made me do. You kept crying about move the face cam. Well guess what I'm gone forever now. Bye. Move the face cam!
Move the face cam!
Move the face cam! Move the face cam!
Move the face cam. Move the face cam. Move the face cam.
Move the face cam.
Move the face cam.
Move the face cam. Move the face cam. Move the face cam. Alright, now look at this. Also what we did, we also put in Goobla Goon trademarked chill zone right here. We also moved, look at this, we moved the hot dog and the lemonade stanza right here. We also moved, look at this. We moved the hot dog and the lemonade stand to over here. Speaking of that, I need to go ahead and restock the hot dogs real quick.
We're about to open up. We're actually about to open already. Hang on, make sure everything's good. Everything's good, yep. Get staff. What part of $600 in a bank account
do you not understand right now? Chat, look. Chat look. Chat look. Wait, where is vendor staff at? Where's that at? Where? It's under park Vendor staff, I don't see it. Oh, wait, no, we got it.
We need to unlock hiring though, right? We need to unlock hiring level 3. So we need to wait until we're level 3 star and then we're going to hire somebody else. Should I save the points that I have? Do we save the research points that we currently have chat?
Yes or no?
Yes. Okay, let's save for a shift. We're actually about to open up, lock in. It is actually kind of ridiculous that we have this big of a park now with two employees other than me.
Right?
Okay, y'all want me to paint the handrails? Are you happy now? Ugh, there's some dookie! Ooh, this might be clean. Wait a minute. Wait, why can't I do the color? Wood. Why are you not doing it? Hold on. Chat, look, are you happy now? Look, we're no longer a rust bucket. You happy?
Look!
Oh my goodness, that's so clean! Golden handrails?!
What?!
You're not gonna get tetanus on entry anymore. You may get tetanus in the park now, but you're not gonna get it on entry anymore. Lord have mercy, let's go! It's beautiful! Let's go do it up front too real quick hang on. Give me a second look at this. Oh man it just looks like you're walking into a premium park right now. Peep it! Oh dude River your work environment just went up so much you
have no right to complain about anything ever again river. You understand me. Look how clean it is It's golden Paint the roofs you can paint the roofs What I didn't even know you can paint the roof What just happened? Excuse you, Jaquan!
Wait, you can paint the walls too? Oh my- oh, oh.
Oh my goodness. Oh- oh my goodness! It's giving back rooms! Chat, it's giving back rooms! Chat, it's giving back rooms! Look at this. Oh my goodness, the goob lagoon doesn't even look the same anymore. I'm about to cry! Look at it! It's $5 every time stop won't you shut up huh how about that I am gonna save now though I'm just gonna paint this ceiling real quick just to make make sure it looks good hold
on we'll repaint later when we save up some more money let me get this done right here one second you're ruining it how am I ruining it it looks looks so much better. Type one if it looks better. How you gonna tell me it looks worse than this old crusty, dusty blue paint? Dude, it looks like the back rooms. I'm not gonna lie, it looks like the back rooms for real.
The sign, the sign! The upgrades! Go stupid! We're about to run out of money, GG's. Hey chat, GG, we're about to run out of money, it's over. It's beautiful. Now we can always repaint it a different color later, but just for now, it's gonna be the back rooms action.
Wait, are y'all serious there's an Easter egg on top of the K-Mark? Should I go up there? Cause I will, I'll go up there. I'm gonna do this right here, and then we're gonna do the rest later. Let's make sure this isn't rusty as well. Do this right here, and then we're gonna do the rest later. Let's make sure these doors ain't rusty too. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, get up right here oh no my streams gonna crash again this is what I was trying to do when the stream crashed the other day GG's chat we'll holler at y'all
GG's nah bro you ruined it well guess what you're banned from the stream now unironically thank you you over here crying and for no reason nah bro you ruined it yeah cuz rusty's better huh you goober how do I get up it y'all believed it didn't you y'all believed it didn't you? Y'all really thought it crashed Hey, I got y'all I got y'all with that when y'all really thought it crashed again How do I get on top of here for real like seriously how wait?
Wait a minute
Chat how do you get on top of the Kmart like seriously. I ain't worried about it, I'll do it later. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Goob Lagoon. Atlas lock in, we got a big day ahead of us, Bubba. Let's go. Chat, y'all ready? Are you ready?
My goodness, I called him Atlas. Wait, no, no, not Atlas. No, no, no, not Atlas not Atlas River I would never disrespect River like that Paint the sides, please. What part of we got no money right now I'm gonna wait and paint the rest of it later when I get money. Do you not understand get out of here? My bad River I did not mean to run you over like that.
My fault, big dog. Go ahead and get that done though. Hey, how you doing Camille? Would you like to come have a meal at the water park at Goode Lagoon? Thank you so much. Hey Madeline, how you doing?
I didn't want you over here anyway. Hey how you doing Barbara? You gonna come to the- Is that doll? How's that? Is that doll too? How about a water gun? Is that doll as well? Oh, it's doll, huh? Your life is doll.
What you looking at, Madeline? I don't want y'all to ever come over here if you see people coming over here anyway! Forget both of y'all! Already starting the day off bad. I can't believe the disrespect you put on the Goo Lagoon. Look at this chat, look at this.
People are already going to the new section. Hey, how y'all doing? This is the new opening section. This is called the sunburn zone. There is no, is there a, who's in there? Oh, I thought there was like a shark in there for a second.
Hey, how y'all doing? Everybody doing okay today? Hope you're having a good day, Yale. Don't Yale at me.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Hey, how you doing, Mariana? Where the trench at? Lemonade with ice and lemon, I can do that for you. Thank you so much ma'am, have yourself a beautiful day, thank you so much. How you doing Serena, where William's at? Have a good, thank you, oh you stank, let me get that cleaned up for you. Have yourself a good trip at the goob lagoon, thank you. Oh, you stankin'? Let me get that cleaned up for ya. Have yourself a good trip at the gooble-a-goon.
Thank you so much. Intruder, where? Who's intruding? What are y'all doing over here?
Y'all stankin'.
Wait, who's intruding? Hey, you need to put some deodorant on or something. Where are the customers? Where are the customers? Where are the customers? Bathroom, toilet, intruder? HEY! What happened to bro?
What happened over here? Hello?
Who is intruding? Hey. Hey!
Who's in here? You had an armband on. I am so sorry. I am so sorry. I did not. I thought you were an intruder.
I'm so sorry. Oh yeah, that's bad. No, that's bad. That's bad. I thought that was an intruder. That was do not go down the slide.
Yo, do not go down the slides backwards. That is dangerous. You understand me? I ain't got no insurance. Where is the, where's the customers? Are you just going to stand here all day and look at my place now?
Is this a threat? So we got into a little scuffle that all of a sudden you're just gonna stand here all day somebody's waiting for a little bit I got a boss welcome did I just hear somebody screaming in agony is everybody Oh, Lord, no!
Dammit, what are you?
Hey, how are y'all doing? Oh, man, this is bad. You want a plain hot dog? I got you right there. You want a lemonade with ice and lemon? I can do that for you.
Thank you so much for being here. Thank you. What is happening? Wait, what is actually happening? Okay, wait. You pervert, get out of here!
I will not stand for this. You get out of my place right now. You in here taking unsolicited pictures. I'm reporting you to the po- Emmett, come here. Don't you ever come back.
Matter of fact, no, no, no, you know what? No. No, that's not enough for you, Emmett. Get out! What does that say? So much pe- Emmett. Emmett. I'm gonna teach you a lesson today. I'm gonna teach you a le-
I'm gonna teach you a lesson! Don't you ev- Get over here! Don't you? Get over here Don't you ever cut? You ever come back here taking pictures of my guests Over here taking unsolicited pictures of my guests. Are you serious? I have are you serious?
Hey, how you doing camille? You want a hot dog with mustard on it? I can do you that much. Thank you so much. Wait a minute. Did I just serve you and you're an intruder? You get out of my water park right now. Don't you ever come back in here again intruding.
Hey, what you doing Yale? You want both on that hot dog? I got you. Thank you so much Yale. Yo Olive with the five, thank you. Why are there only two pools? There's three pools, okay, relax. Wait, chat, I was here. We gotta do that.
Wait, we gotta do that. We gotta do that. Where's all my customers at? Did we fall off? Why is nobody on the slide zone?
Unlock basic food vending machine and research
Basic food vending machine Where's that at chat? Where's basic food vending machine right there should we buy one right now a food vending machine. Right there. Should we buy one right now, a food vending machine?
The question is, if we get it, where should we put it? Yo, all this open space makes it less hectic right now. I mean, for right now, once we get more customers coming in, it's gonna be worse, but you know. Right now, it's actually kinda chill, no joke. Thank you so much, Zyla. What's good good Grady what you
want on yours you want a lemonade with lemon on it I got you right there hey how you doing Amir you want a hot dog with mustard basic shower is broken Jennifer's panicking on the diving board Oh Jennifer Jennifer it's okay. What I need you to do, put your hands like this and then get ready to get in the pool. We got people. She just busted her head open. Oh, somebody's drowning. She just busted her head open. It's over. Jaquan, you just walked past the stain. Here!
Why did I try that? Why did I try that that hey, hey, I'm so sorry I got Leland you're good swim to shore Bubba. Hey, how y'all doing? I got good news for y'all. We're about to open up a Vending machine y'all gonna be able to get stuff Y'all gonna be able to get stuff from the vending machine soon, Thank y'all for being here. I appreciate y'all what's happening Guests waited too long for a ticket. What is River doing? What's gross? Of all places you could take a dump in public at, you choose to do it right in front of
the hot dog stand. I am so sorry about this. I don't know if you did it or not. Thank you so much. You have a good one. Let me get that cleaned up right now.
Jaquan, I need you to hurry up a little bit. We got Jaquan why is there spots? What's river doing we didn't go check up on river. We can't be having people not getting their ticket in time We need as much customers as we can get right now. You know what I mean? Pick up that dookie real quick. I'm so sorry. Hey, how you doing? Uh, Isaiah, regular lemonade. I got you right here. You have yourself a good. What was wrong with it? Lemonade with ice and lemon. Boom, boom, ice and lemon. What is happening over here, ma'am? Are you okay? I'm so sorry about that. Let me get this thing cleaned up for you. I'm so sorry. Have a good one.
Why so many people want hot dogs? Why? We got one. You want both on this hot dog? I got you both on a hot dog. Hang on.
Boop, boop. Have yourself a good one.
Thank you, I gotta get one hot dog.
Buy the taser? What taser? Somebody's drowning. have mercy but welcome to game yeah oh my goodness so many of the loungers are out of order hang on Jennifer I know you're drowning give me one second hot dog with mustard you have a good day one second Jennifer hang on here Jennifer you're good we're good relax we're. Let me take this trash out real quick.
Cody! It busted all over the place. I'm so, Jennifer went from drowning to breaking a knee. Jennifer, Jennifer, please. I'm trying to help you. Jennifer, I know you're trying to farm a lot.
Excuse me, please stop! Jennifer, you gotta, oh that's Phoebe! Lord have mercy, you did disaster, oh my God! What kind of kill streak is this one puddle on? Oh man, hey, plain hot dog, boom. Plain hot dog, what you want, lemonade with ice?
I can do that for you, thank you so much, Willa. I hope you will come back. Thank you so much, Willa. I hope you will come back. Thank you, Lemonade with lemon. Russell's drowning. Oh, Lord, I ain't got no lemonade. I'm gonna be right back.
Catch up. I'll go get some more lemonade. Hang on, somebody.
Oh, Russell! Here!
I gotta go restock the lemonade. Hold on, I gotta get some lemonade. Hurry up with the tickets River Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me say sorry Welcome to Here I got it. I got a repair the old the old loungers to it's bad out here chat. It's bad. There's customers There's litter it's bad. Hey, what can I get you? You want a lemonade with lemon? Boom? Boom. There you go You have a good one hot dog with mustard on it. I can most certainly do that. Thank you. Isaiah. What's good, Anthony? You want mustard on that one too? I got you mustard on that. Appreciate y'all for being here. Thank you
This is a hot mess. Well, hey, I'm trying my best. Okay, relax Ma'am you just you just what just happened. Why are people complaining? Oh, there's a stain right there. Y'all be careful Give me one second. I'm gonna get that stain wiped up. Hang on Kobe Kobe, there we go. We're good. Okay, people are enjoying the slide zone chat. We're good Get out of my park right now hey excuse me y'all good y'all good y'all good what's good what's good hot dog with mustard boom hot dog with mustard hey what can I get I thought you said you wanted mustard I
thought you say you want a mustard I thought you said you want a mustard I thought you said you wanted me hey hey Anthony how you doing lemonade with lemon on it got you right there watch out for that pull Let me get that mopped up. Oh my god. Hold on. Hold on. Yep. I'm get that mopped up. Excuse me. I'm so sorry All right. Nobody wants a hot dog no more. Okay, y'all have a good one. Thank y'all for being here though either way What is going on over here, what are y'all doing? Why am I hearing noises and stuff over here? Are y'all good? Why are people screaming and running from the park?
There was a perv. who's the perv who was taking pictures of that lady oh man people are slipping somebody's waiting for a hot dog give me one second let me get this mopped up I'm so sorry about this y'all excuse me y'all see you see the stain yo eduardo you see the is it that serious did you have to scream that bad did you have to scream that bad it really wasn't that bad can can you not it truly people are slipping
jaquan we need to get these stains under control
hey thank you.
Wait, generational shift. generational shift. 67% satisfaction, 41 customers. I hope y'all know the 41 customer thing is the most customers we've ever had. That is the most customers we have ever had in one day at the Goob Lagoon.
Type one if you're proud right now. Also, we have $2,600. Ladies and gentlemen, I was here. We are about, we're about to put in a vending machine and we're about to hire somebody else. Only 20 something people slip. That's just barely over half the people that were here slip.
That's not bad. Yo, Daydrinker with the five. Thank you. Let's throw all this trash away.
Where's Dequan? Come Who came in here just to write lol hi on the wall
Dude are we for real happy birthday Cassie with the five happy birthday Cassie yo yo yo River have you seen Jaquan River yo River I'm about to turn you to a? Have you seen him? Where is Jaquan? Did he quit on me? Did Jaquan quit? He's not in the break room. Okay, I'll handle it myself. Yo, Danimal crackers with the five, thank you. You know what I can tell though, chat? I can tell that Jaquan keeps stuff clean.
Because if it wasn't for Jaquan keeping stuff clean, all of this stuff over here would be like absolutely filthy and it's really not that bad. You know what's crazy? Should I low-key hire a second janitor too? Actually no. With somebody manning a hot dog machine that's gonna be way better. Here's what we're about to do, chat. We're about to get a vending machine put in to the Google Lagoon and we're about to uh
We're about to hire somebody new. This is a this is a day in Google Lagoon history. Do you understand me?
This is a day in Google Lagoon history right now
Put more pools in yeah, we'll do that too. Don't worry. We're gonna put more pools in do not fret we will do that Chad is it just me or is anybody else stressed out during the ship? I am so stressed during the shift because again Like I told y'all before this game is like you're watching over a group of toddlers That are doing everything they can to get their self killed in a water park When these are grown people, by the way There's the blonde. I guess the quanta is taking a cigarette break again
All right, we're good let me clean this since you're gone once neat needs a break I suppose he needs a break Yeah repair this Yep, make sure everything's good over here. Repaired, yep. Yep. I do so much better than Jaquan.
Who wants a job, chat? Y'all want a job? Who wants to come work maintenance at the Goob Lagoon? Be honest. I'll hire ya. There we go.
Are these good? These are pretty good, yep.
Yep.
Yep. This is like low-key ASMR a little bit, huh? Yep. I got three years experience. I'll pay you good and I'll treat you well.
Yo, cursed D.Va cup with the five gifted, thank you. I'll pay you good and I'll treat you well.
I'll pay you good and I'll treat you well yo curse diva cup with the five gifted thank you ask any of my employees chat how do I treat them they'll say I treat them well all right look here chat here we go this is where the real business moves start run here we stock hot dogs let need to restock hot dogs? Let me go grab some hot dogs real quick
before we start spending this money. Cause you know it's about to go down. Hey, how y'all doing? Y'all doing good? Why aren't you with the goob lagoon? Why not, huh?
Welcome to what?
Welcome to Kmart.
Grab some hot dogs real quick. There we go hot dogs you know I like me some hot dogs. Yep lawsuit can't be a lawsuit if it's off the clock buddy. I'm not on the clock right now I'm off the shift. Granny twerk factory with the five gifted wow. Look at this chat look at this basic food vending machine where do we put the vending machine at we need to put this thing in a high traffic area no joke should we put it like right here in the entrance can I put it at the entrance? Chat vending machine how much does it cost?
$12.00
Worth. Okay, we can't put it up here. We can't put it around here. Where do we put this vending machine? Low key, we could put it right here. This is the area that people go to when they're tired and they're trying to take a break and they need something to eat real quick while they go sit down. We can put it right here so when they're on the way to go sit down, they grab something and they
go sit down and eat or drink right there. Boom. Perfect. Let's go build that real quick. Do I have to keep this stock stocked up too? The vending machine needs to be restocked. You gotta be fisting me. Sell snacks via your vending machine. Restock vending machine. Okay, do I get snacks from the Kmart too? Excuse me. Welcome to Kmart. Okay, bag of chips. Hey sir, you got some snacks that I can sell at the vending machine? Where do I get the snacks?
Chat, where do I get the snacks from? Y'all know where I get the snacks? The shelf in the middle? Buddy, that's the limit.
Welcome to Kmart.
All we're gonna sell is granola bars? That's all we're selling is granola bars? I'm trying to sell something that's gonna clog some arteries up. Buddy, granola bars, that's too healthy. Okay, you know what I'm gonna do real quick? I'm gonna go get another box of granola bars, and I'm gonna put some, have them on stock, so I ain't gotta run all the way over here and grab them.
So look at this. Thank you. I'm gonna grab this thing, and I'm gonna put this in a break room, so whenever we need some more granola bars, chat, remind me that they're in here, okay? So I gotta run all the way back. Are we good to open up again? Do we set, no, we're hiring somebody.
Look.
No, we gotta wait to sell snacks. We can't hire nobody yet. We gotta wait to hire. Because we gotta wait till we open up again. Should we increase visitor patience? Bigger tips, we gotta do that, right?
Got to. Spray can, more paint colors, eh. Maintenance, modern toilets, trash highlight, sledgehammer, put another pool in. Y'all wanna put another pool in? Okay, yeah, we can do that.
All right. Okay. Do y'all wanna put a big giant slide over here for this next pool? I feel like we probably could
Yeah, hold up Yes, boom type one if you're following
Are you following
Look pool. We're putting a big boy pool in right here. Okay, big boy pool Big boy pool. Yeah
Let's put it right here. So when I put it right here
We'll be able to put some slides back behind it y'all cool with that boom slides This is so clean
Wow
That is so good. Oh my goodness. that's so good My monitor just went out. Oh My goodness, that's actually so fire. Stop playing with me. They're gonna love this. Oh Man they are gonna love this
Whoa that goes so well fill it up. Let's be the first to test it. I
Thought I could jump out thoughts got a hold of me first test on the new slide oh my goodness that that's gonna be our biggest hit right there that right there is gonna be our biggest hit by far not even close I'm all dude I'm so happy with that oh my goodness it's all coming together we're about to make so much bread this next shift right here perfect we got a vending machine pick up this trash since the Kwan's been on break for like eight hours and bro does it feel like picking up trash I guess I don't know make sure there's no other trash in here last thing we want is trash floating in the pools we got the slide zone 2.0
right here nobody's using these trash cans should we move them to over here at least one of them let's move let's move one of these trash cans over here cuz nobody's using them let's move this one right here nobody's using this one either. Should I move it too?
Let's move it right here so it covers up all that room. Beautiful.
Chat, y'all ready to open back up? Are y'all ready to open back up? Dude, that slide, chat, I'm telling y'all right now, that makes it look cool. Like, imagine a little kid with his mom. Oh my goodness, mom!
Look at that right there, that's like a big old slide! I can see it over the wall, can we go here? Okay, honey, I guess. Goes in there and snaps his leg in half. That's beautiful. That's beautiful, man.
I cannot wait
Need my employees to be locked in today
Yo roadie with the five thank you
Hey River we gonna have another big day today. I don't want to see nothing about somebody didn't get their ticket in time Okay, lock in bubba Let me get some flyers. Let's get some people in here Here we go Okay, lock in, Bubba. Let me get some flyers, let's get some people in here. Here we go. Ladies and gentlemen, you are all in luck. You wanna know why you're in luck?
Because you were born in the same era as the Goob Lagoon. Fun has never been more had than right now at this point on the planet. You will never again ever find more fun than at the goob lagoon I hope y'all come in today and have a great time thank you so much you're gonna come through Grady that's what I thought oh my goodness
they're knocking the doors down oh my goodness they're knocking the doors down Lord have mercy it's insane look at that how y'all do when river screwed up in order for a visitor You cannot afford this today, this is the biggest day in goob lagoon history, we cannot afford mess-ups today River Do you understand? Hey, how you doing? Hated? What's your six-hour senior with no slide pass? Got you right here. Thank you so much What's good Leland? How you doing Leland four hours adult with a slide pass boom boom got you right there Yo River walk in we cannot afford mess-ups today. Do you understand? Thank you
Hey, how you doing man? You doing good? Hope you have a good time who wants to be the first person to test out the goob twister So that's kind of crazy The goob twister slide. He messed up another order Guess waited too long for a hot dog. We just opened River river, come on, man River come on, man. River, come on man.
Is there any intruders? Let's check wristbands. Wristbands, wristbands, wristbands, wristbands. Chat, I think we have to fire River. I'm not going to lie, we might have to fire River. I'm so serious. Hope y'all are all having a gooblicious day today. Thank y'all so much for being here. We have made multiple... this How you doing? Hey, here you go, buddy. Don't you ever get out of here!
Okay, we're good.
Okay. Y'all doing okay today? I appreciate y'all for being here, for real. Thank y'all so much. You want to eliminate with ice? I can most certainly do that for you. Thank you. Yo, Talia with the fine. Thank you. Alright, we're doing good.
Okay, how we doing up here River? What's the line looking like River? What's the line looking?
Hey four hours adult with a slide pass most certainly thank you so much
Lord have mercy. This is so stupid. Why is nobody using the slide zone chat? I don't understand. Why not?
Hey Phoebe, what you want? You want a lemonade with a lemon? I can do that for you. Thank you so much. What's good, Madeline, with mustard on?
I can do that.
Thank you. Was that weird?
Okay.
Ooh, ooh, ooh.
Somebody's using the vending machine. Those are the best products in town. Y'all doing good? Hope everybody's having a beautiful day today at the Goo Lagoon. Thank y'all so much for being here. Intruder, where?
Get out of here! Who's laughing? What you laughing about? Everybody okay? Slide zone. Slide zone!
Enjoy! Okay, she's okay. She didn't hit that hard. Everything's fine. Let me get this thing swept up right here. We're good
You try you try to give you try to have a good die Double Achilles Rocher, she's out for the season. Hold up! Maybe that wasn't as bad as it looked. The clip name is OMG. Y'all see what she tried to do though, right chat? Y'all seen it. She tried to walk up. She tried to farm a lawsuit right here. I was just giving her a little push. I didn't know this was gonna-
You tried it.
Have a good night. I didn't know this was gonna be
Oh Oh That is a double Achilles tear she's never coming back from that. Oh man, let's hope she don't snitch. Oh People are waiting for food and stuff. Oh my goodness. I'm so sorry y'all. I'm so sorry. I know. Hot dog with ketchup. Thank you so much. Okay. You don't want to forget you then. Hot dog with mustard. Okay. Hot dog with mustard. Thank you. What you want? Lemonade with lemon on it. Thank you. Have a good one, you're good I'm so sorry about that Jennifer. Let me get that swept up for you. I'm so sorry Jennifer
Hey, hey, how we doing lemonade with ice and lemon I can do that for you Thank you so much ice and lemon have yourself a good one Okay, what's up? You want to eliminate what I somebody I just heard somebody bust their head open did y'all hear that hey what's good Colton you want a hot dog with ketchup there you go thank you so are y'all good over here everybody good everybody's having a safe beautiful time at the Google again this is beautiful everybody's having a great
time make that right Hayden surely is thank y'all so much for being here for real. I appreciate y'all. Thank you so much Jennifer this is the second puddle you slipped in I fear it's your fault at this point. Take a swim gin
You say
My way for a hot dog. Hey, having fun? Yeah, so, okay, thank you. Hey, what you want? Isaiah, hot dog with mustard. There you go. Oh my goodness, brain-eating amoeba in the new pool. Ma'am, get out of- it's Madeline. Why is Madeline everywhere the brain eating amoeba pool? Madeline, what are you doing?
Oh man, trash is filled up. Let me go get this throwed away. Y'all doing good? Thank
y'all. I tried to hit her with the...
L Park, oh you really mean that, huh? Then get out, get out, get out. L Park, get out. Okay, y'all doing good? Hey, sorry about the wait on eliminate. I got you right here though, big dog. What you want, ice and lemon?
Boom, boom, got you right there on both of those. Thank you so much. Let me get that trash out y'all's way. Thank y'all for being here. Excuse me, excuse me. Let me get this trash thrown out. There we go, boom.
Somebody else.
Dude, I can't.
Somebody else wants a lemonade, let me go get that handled. All the spots are cleaned up. Everything is going good. There's no major injuries happening right now everything's oh man there's trash all in the pool oh man why is there people waiting for a ticket River what's going on thank you so much
have a good one Jennifer appreciate you for being here thank you who spray-paint so I was gonna write so much pee get out of here Alex I gotta get this trash cleaned up excuse me y'all excuse me excuse me excuse me I'm sorry about the trash in here. I really apologize. I hope y'all are doing good though. This was a complete misunderstanding and an accident Thank y'all Excuse me y'all doing good. Okay Guess wait too long for lemonade. We're going to go cry about it I'll be here in a minute catch up thank you hey how you doing lemonade with ice lemonade with ice boom boom thank you hey what's good lemonade with ice I can
do that for you as well lemonade with ice thank you you want a hot dog with mustard chat we gotta go get more hot dogs lock in there we go you missed the band and you just littered right in front of me we'll get in the band then! Grady Grady Grady Grady hang on Grady new slide zone new slide zone yo Durgly with the five GO GO! I gotta go get more hot dogs and I gotta restock the vending machine.
Welcome to Kmart.
Thank you. Excuse me sir, I did not mean to run you over.
I'm so sorry. Dude, I'm sorry. I'm doing everything I can. Hey, lemonade with ice, I can do that for you. I'm so sorry. Dude, I'm sorry. I'm doing everything I can. Hey, lemonade with ice, I can do that for you. Thank you so much. Appreciate that for real.
Thank you. Let me get this swept up.
Let me go get the granola bars real quick. Excuse me, let me get this trash out y'all's way. Boom, there we go. Snacks are in the break room. Got them. River's such a simpleton.
He's just standing there.
He's such a goober, bruh.
How y'all doing? Y'all doing good? Hope y'all are enjoying the new and improved slide. I appreciate y'all for having it. Phoebe's waiting for a hot dog, Anthony's waiting for a hot dog, Anthony's waiting for a lemonade.
I cannot wait, I cannot wait, I cannot wait until we can hire people for this. This work is so beneath me right now. Yeah, y'all heard me. This work is beneath me! Put double ketchup on that one. Hope you like it.
I gotta go get some more lemonade real quick.
Hang on.
Both on that.. Hope you like it. I gotta go get some more lemonade real quick. Hang on.
Both on that, there you go. Okay, somebody's waiting for a hot dog. Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me. Gotta get some lemons.
Welcome to-
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Upgrade tools. Can you wait a minute? Can you wait a minute, huh? Okay, hot dog with mustard, give me one second. Hot dog with mustard on it, got you right there. Thank you so much. Lemonade, Reese and Lemon, thank you, you have a good one.
What's good, Solomon? Hot dog with mustard, I can do you that much. Thank you so much. Watch out for that stain now, plain hot dog. I got you, let me get that we get that stain out y'all's way real quick there you go Jaquan I appreciate the effort you're putting in right now hey does anybody want to come by two more granola bars for me real
quick I just need two more granola bars to sell please can you buy a granola bar please can you please buy a granola bar! Excuse me. Hey, how you doing Isaiah? Get ready to die. Three, two... He's okay.
He's okay. He's aight. Alex is drowning. Where's Alex? Alex, hang on Bubba! Hang on Alex! You're good! Excuse me. He's okay, Chad. He's alright. excuse me he's okay he's all right chill he's okay
throw this trash out where it gets too bad there we go how's the line looking we're good we're looking good somebody in here stankin let me get that handle real quick why you stankin so bad Madeline ain't nothing to be celebrating about you need to go get you some get you some cheeky so you don't be stankin like that thank you guess waited too long for a hot dog. I'll be right there. Guess waited too long for lemonade quick quick crying How you doing playing hot dog? I got you. That's somebody drowning. Hang on one second
Lemonade with lemon appreciate that. I got a life preserver Watch out somebody's drowning. You're good One second, let me get that. Oh, chat, look at the amount of money right now. I'm about to shed a tear. I'm about to shed a tear, look at the amount of money.
I gotta go get more hot dogs right now.
Kobe!
Oh. I need a cigarette and I don't even smoke. What am I getting?
Hot dogs? What am I getting? Excuse me, sir.
I didn't mean.
Okay, thank you.
Hey, oh my goodness. Look at the line for the lemonade. Hey, lemonade with ice and lemon. You're asking for a little bit too much.
Okay, thank you all so much.
48 visitors, 69% satisfaction.
This was our best shift ever. 48 visitors, 69% satisfaction. This was our best shift ever. 99 visitors with a fun thought, only 44 out of the 48 guests slipped. Yo, Dergly with the 25 gifted, W Dergly with the 25 gifted. W Durgly with the 25 gifted.
Thank you. $413 in tips as well. Where do you see that?
Oh yeah.
Chat, listen, I know I say this quite a bit, but I think we can all agree that right there was by far the best shift we've ever had. Yeah, we had a couple. Just one. Did I say you could go swimming? It's Friday, I'll let him do it. It's Friday, I'll let him have his little swim. I didn't even think he could swim. Why is he swimming? I've never seen him swim before. WBoss, chat, we can all agree that this right
here was a huge success, right? It's safe, it's fun, it's in a great location, and it makes everything look better. The only thing that I'm not liking right now is people aren't using the slide zone enough. Why ain't people using the slide zone chat? Is something wrong with it? I can get three stars? Wait I can get three stars. Wait a minute. Wait, chat, I was here. Oh my goodness, I was here. We're about to get three stars.
The goob lagoon is about to hit three-star establishment
Jack goob lagoon is about to hit three-star establishment
We have 13 research points. We have
$3,496 and 200 pending lawsuits things could not be going better for us right now. Oh my goodness what chat we're about to hit it
chat type one if you're proud of the game, baby. Hey, we hit it. Are we level three?
2.5? Oh.
I was not here So that was for us to hit 2.5 and not 3 and I was still here though I was still here So do y'all want to go ahead and make 10 new loungers real quick We should oh my goodness no wonder nobody's going on the slide zone Okay, look here all this trash oh man get this cleaned up there we go get it clean boom
okay
Chat listen, I know we've had these loungers for a long time, but peep this okay I say we get rid of these old loungers and replace them with ten new ones y'all cool with that yeah we got to turn away five perverts too that's what we're gonna have to do when we open up next Okay. I say we get rid of these old loungers and replace them with new ones. Chat. Chat, look at the fire. It's burning. It's burning. It's burning.
It's burning. It's burning. It's burning. It's burning. Chat, look at the face cam. Chat, you ready? Chat, you ready? Hey! Ha! Yo! Ha ha! Look like a dead little demon got me!
Golly! Yo! Yo! Yo!
Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G Let's get this handled. Alright look, here's what we're doing. Oh my goodness! We're taking these out. We're going to build two new ones, or ten new ones. And then we might add, should we add another pool, Loki? Y'all call me back up with the five, thank you.
Chat, by far Yo, call me back up with the five. Thank you.
Chat, by far best episode yet, right? Type one if you agree. Best episode yet, easily. Easy, easily, easily. New, new, new. Do these have two prestige? Do these count
or do i gotta buy new ones okay let's get more loungers hold on where's the loungers at excuse me
it's under park modern loungers lock in look at this you looking you looking look are you looking oh these are so clean they're $200 a piece. Oh My goodness, they're two $200 a piece. Oh Oh
200 a piece. Lord have mercy. What is this? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9? Is that 9? This needs to be done though, this is an investment, yeah Do we go ahead and invest in the other two chat Loki
We got to do it for the three stars we might as well do it now while we got money We might as well do it now while we got money. We might as well do it now while we got the money. Let's do it. Here we go. Two more of them. Boom. I fear that's the coziest thing I've ever seen in my life. I fear that is so cozy. I could cry There we go Okay, the rest of the stuff we can't do Right now it'll have to be on ship. Should we add something here in this open space y'all want to do that?
New pool.
We could add a new pool. We could add a new pool. Honestly. With a slide.
Hire we can't hire right now. That's why we're waiting until level three. We have to wait until level three to hire. The next people we're hiring is somebody for these and then we got to wait until level three for that. We can only have two employees right now. Look, two out of two.
We have to beat star level three to do that. We can't do it right now. Should we add a pool here or do more slides here?
Ooh, wait, wait.
A pool?
What pool would look good here, chat? Something like this? Circle? Not a circle one's old. We could do another peanut. Wait a minute.
No.
I don't think so. Wait a minute. No. Chat, we're not doing the circle one. The circle one is a old pool. There's no reason to do an old pool. That's literally just a bad.
Do peanut, chat, y'all wanna do peanut? Double peanuts. Do peanut chat y'all do peanut or double peanuts Something like this wait, that's kind of a vibe that's kind of a vibe let's be real here Or hear me out or we just straight up throw another slide into this pool Oh, it's backwards. Y'all, I was about to get somebody killed. Type one if y'all want to do this. Happy birthday, Nat Nat with the five.
W Nat Nat, thank you. Happy birthday, Nat Nat. There's going to be head-on collisions. That's another advertisement we could do you have the chance to collide midair right here I like this. It's gonna add a little bit of chaos, but I mess with it That's beautiful That is so I'm sorry, that's so cool that is so cool bro look at that test it yeah
let's test it real quick let's make sure it's good! It's good! Now we save the 575 that we have. Chat, another beautiful day at the Goob Lagoon. That was, chat, type baloney if that was the best, if that was the best shift yet. That was actually so good. That was actually so good
That was actually so good
W episode great stream chat. I love y'all man
Sorry about the stream crash and our in earlier. We made it through though. That was actually such a good episode I'm so proud of the Google agoon right now. I better see nothing but positivity about the Google agoon. It's good. It's looking so good chat great stream for real I love y'all man a Precincts y'all for kicking it with your boy again tonight Precept all the gifted subs don't know the bits follows and of course, I'll pre study off of this hanging out Precept all the gifted subs don't know the bits follows and of course, I'll pre study off of this hanging out Hey, you'll have a good rest y'all's night. Have a good day tomorrow. I'll see y'all Sunday. Ladies. I love man. All right
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