We’re Making Improvements (Waterpark Sim Episode 3)

Episode 3 of the Goob Lagoon! We about to be open for business again! Lock in chat! Goob Lagoon time! Well hey there! It's a nice summer day, isn't it?

Why don't you come spend it swimming at the Goob Lagoon? Yeah, you should! Ladies and gentlemen, Episode 3 of Water Park Simulator, aka the Goob Lagoon, the most safe, well-reviewed

water park in the history of the entire world. Yes it is. Yes it most certainly is. Now look here, if you were not here yesterday, we earned one star. We are officially a one star establishment here. And we're also about to make a crazy amount of upgrades, and we're hiring somebody. Ladies ladies and gentlemen this is what our water park looks like right now and if you laugh you're just banned this is a water park people

enjoy it okay you could look at it be like wow it's two pools no it's more than that and I don't want to hear it um let me clean this I can tell it's dirty just by looking there we go

There we go two pools it's more than we had chat the start of yesterday we had one pool

Jesse with the five Now ladies and gentlemen look here We are about to hire a handyman. We have to determine which one we're hiring. Do we want just 310 a day? Why do they have stats? Oh my God. Tell me why Justin costs $310 a day and his efficiency is 46% but Zaylin costs way, not

way less, but like more than $10 less than 104%. Chat, I'm going to keep it a stack with y'all. We're not hiring nobody. I don't have the money for this. We need to wait

We need to wait like an episode or two

We legitimately cannot afford this we have $500 we need to we need to prioritize right now type one if we should prioritize

Jesse with the ten. Thank you. Hold on. let's see what else we can get first, relax.

Do we get a, should we low key get a lemonade stand? I think we should get some refreshments right here. Let's get a lemonade stand and build it, let's see how much money we're gonna have left though. We're gonna put the lemonade stand right beside the hot dog action. Beautiful. Okay, there's a trash can in the way.

Lord have mercy, we're gonna put it right here. Boom, lemonade stand installed. Ticket price upgrade, oh my goodness. Is this a health department certified? Yeah that this is health department certified restock required. Let's run to Kmart real quick Listen he's gonna say it listen, he's gonna say it

Welcome to Kmart

What a lemon that

Lemon Welcome to Kmart. What a lemon that $40 for some lemons

Chat I don't know what was going on with the hot dog stand yesterday people was not buying hot dogs yesterday I don't know what happened. Oh, that's clean. Okay. Let's see what else we can get real quick. Let's go back We have six research points remaining Paint brush unlocks a new tool to color the park. Should we do that? Decorations this is $130 y'all wanna do that attractions Basic pools. Ooh, let's do this chat. Let's do this for real chat. Let's seriously do basic pools right here

water gun For fun or revenge. Is that that what do I do with the water? Let's seriously do basic pulls right here. Water gun? For fun or revenge? Is that that? What do I do with the water gun? Oh, yeah, raise the ticket price. Where? Cashier staff? Where's ticket price? Something funny? Bottom right of park.

Guess what?

Yeah, we're doing it.

We are 100% doing that.

You know what else we need to do?

We're getting, we're getting,

we're gonna get basic pools. We're gonna get decorations. And we're gonna get a pool. And we're gonna get a pool. And we're gonna get a pool., we're gonna get basic pools. We're gonna get decorations.

We could get umbrellas.

Under my umbrella, ella, ella, eh, eh, eh.

Under my umbrella, you know? Tips, we can unlock tips where where seriously where What's it under Attractions All day we need all the money we can get because we need to save up money to hire employees We have one more point left. We have $79 in the bank. Oh

Okay, cool Paint water gun chat painter the water gun right now. I feel like water gun

Paint Save it I feel like water gun Paint

Save it Grab the paintbrush. Okay, I'm gonna make it yellow. Y'all know yellow is my favorite color Wait, no. This is clean. This look like some back wounds. That cost money.

We're gonna wait on that. That cost money We're gonna wait on that

Okay. Now look we just unlocked a whole bunch of stuff. But the bad news is

We have $59 in our bank So now what we can do is unlock another pool We unlocked another pool chat look at all these pools we unlocked. We gotta save up money. Oh my goodness, let's go, that's huge.

Huge!

Dadgum palm tree. There's a bench. I can only afford one. Okay.

Palm tree.

Dude, this is, oh my goodness, it's coming together. It's almost going to bring a tear to my eye. Oh my g- I just got scammed? I thought this was gonna be a big old giant tree maybe it'll grow up one day all right chat look here as you can tell we've made some renovations you now can sit on a bench also you you feeling a little bit like this is too modernized and you want to break, you

want to get into some nature? Palm tree.

Let's open up.

Man, do I got good news for these customers, buddy. Let me tell you right now. Ladies and gentlemen, you do not want to miss the new and improved Goob Lagoon. Hello Leah, coming to the Goob Lagoon. I'm sorry. Yo Zombers with the five, hey how you doing?

You already coming to the Goob Lagoon? You already coming to the Goob Lagoon? You coming? You coming? Oh my goodness, everybody's already coming to the Goob Lagoon. We got motion.

Hey, you coming too? Hey, you wanna come to the Goo Lagoon? It's real hot outside today. Here you go. Have a flyer. You sure you don't wanna come? Okay, forget you then.

You wanna come to the Goo Lagoon?

Thank you.

Look at the line. The line is wrapping around the building. Oh my. How you doing? What you want six hours team no slide pass cuz you're a loser. That's fine. Thank you so much Mateo you have a good one. What's good Delilah? Hey there How you doing?

Four hours. Uh, slide pass. I got you right here. You have a safe trip at the goob lagoon, Delilah. Hey, hey, hey there, Adeline. Thank you for choosing the goob lagoon to spend your entire day because you have no

job and you're a lo- I didn't mean that. Thank you so much. You have a good one, Adeline. I appreciate that. New research. Yo, what's good at horror? Six hours adult slide pass coming right up. Thanks for choosing a good Laguna. Oh Who ordered pizza yo, what's good Scotty?

Four hours team with a slide pass got you coming up have a safe trip Scotty Do we have enough room for all these people? Yo, what's good, Emerson? Eight hours. You gonna swim for eight hours with no slide pass? This dude is a, this dude is a loser.

What you gonna do all day? What's good, Ayla? What's ailing you? Ow, hold up! Oh my God. The gurgling is insane! Catch!

You're good to go. Hey, be more careful. I can't, no, I got a lawsuit. I got a law team now, so we're good. Four hours, adult, no sly pass. I got you.

Dude, the gurgling is insane. Chad, are you kidding me? What's good, Hayden? Six hours for a senior

Who walking right here stank it

Oh, no, just one second six hours senior. No slide pass. Give me just one second

Hey, I don't have the water gun right now you got a leak ma'am you got to get out of here you you can't come in here stinking you need you some cheeky use to use cheeky.com discount code k so you can use it in the showers over there you need some cheek uh four hours teen I'm sorry but you gotta go get cleaned up and come back. Thank you

Okay, here you go. Thank you. I really appreciate that

The lemonade stand. Hold up. hours six hours

Senior with a slide pass got you right here

All right, why does nobody buy hot dogs? Hey, you want a lemonade add ice and lemon wait what?

Ice Oh lemon lemonade with some ice it gets real hot out here. Make sure y'all stay I Was literally serving it Hello Oh, I didn't add the lemon, oh my goodness, that was my first time chats Hey, enjoy your steak. Thanks Judah. How you doing? What's good Tyson? Six hours senior with a slide pass appreciate you so much Tyson have yourself a beautiful day. What's good sincere? Well, I ain't gonna do it

Have a good one, thank you. Okay, why is one person out of everybody here swimming? There's nobody in the pool. You want some lemonade? Hot dog, one second. What's good, you want lemonade, got you.

There you go, Bubba, have a good one. What's good, you want a plain hot dog? These have been sitting out for three days sincere awe sincere's panicking on the diving board first time yeah so what you want to do is you're gonna have to calm down a little bit and get ready you ready get your form clean and then just do this right here get the ball. I Got check for armbands armbands, oh

Lord have mercy. I'm so sorry about the trash. I get that Oh somebody's drowning Where's the preserve Tight tight it up Tyson, hold up. There you go, you're good. Hey, what can I get you, man? You want a lemonade, add ice, add lemon.

Okay, lemonade with a lemon with some ice. Thank you so much, Ophelia. You have yourself a good one. How you doing? Y'all doing okay? Chad, this is going...

I was about to say this is going well. There's a dirty toilet, what toilet's... Oh no, Tyson! Tyson! Is this the one that's dirty $12 for some lemonade is Diabolical. Well again, we're pulling the movie theater strat

Our tickets are really cheap, but all the food and stuff is what's gonna cost you y'all having a good time at the goob lagoon I appreciate y'all for oh hot dog Hey, what can I get you at horror? You won't bow. Okay. I feel that just be careful Don't do it to yourself. There you go at horror. Thank you. Oh, we got some trash to pick up Let me show you how to hit this diving board Don't do it like that, please don't.

Oh, there's stains everywhere.

Be careful, there's a stain! Be careful! Be careful!

Be careful, there's a stain, I'm about to clean! Lord have mercy, I'm so stressed Lord have mercy I'm so stressed and I'm so stressed. I need an employee, but I can't afford it y'all get tired we go If y'all are getting tired we got lounge chairs over here, thank you Maybe I need to add some more should I add some more? Tyson is drowning again Tyson Maybe I need to add some more. Should I add some more? Tyson is drowning again! Tyson!

Tyson!

Tyson, you might need to leave, Bubba. That's the second time. What are the odds the same dude is drowning twice? Where is your guardian at? You need to leave, Bubba, for real. Hot dog.

Somebody wants a ticket too, just give me one second. What you want, egg ketchup, I got you right here. Thank you so much, sincere, be sincere about it. Hey, how you doing, Jazzy L? Six hours senior, what a sly pass. I got you right here.

Thank you so much, welcome to the goo lagoon. Hope you enjoy your stay. Don't die you see me sitting here working and you're gonna walk in front of me trying

to form a lawsuit Chat I am convinced that everybody that comes to the goob lagoon is just trying to form a lawsuit Who is it yo, please excuse me

Y'all ain't been walking around here this whole time. Let me add some more chairs. Let me build some chairs. I need some more lounge room right here. Hold on. Somebody's passed out. There's a stain.

I'm gonna get this cleaned up, y'all. I'm so sorry. Okay. Hot dog. This might be a hot dog and a lemonade. I'm so sorry about this y'all, one second.

Get rid of that.

Kobe!

Hey, how you doing? What you want? What you want? You want a lemonade with ice and lemon. You want both of them in there. I can do that.

Thank you so- Ma'am, I was just about to get out of here then.

You want to complain and moan what you do dookie yourself, too Oh now you want another

You are so disgusting You are so disgusting.

You are so disgusting. Do you understand me? That is so nasty. Are y'all buddy buddy there's seats over here for y'all to sit in. Y'all are out here passing out on me please. Let me add some more lounge chairs chat this is getting out of hand they need more places to chill at chairs let me add some more um add some over here yeah

yeah i'm gonna add some over here there is a line at the dad gum hot dog stand lord have mercy how y'all doing y'all getting the last two hot dogs, not gonna lie. You want mustard on it. Okay. Thank you so much, man. Adhara, appreciate that.

Okay. Sincere, what you want, you want ketchup. Have a good one. Thank you so much. I gotta clean up that dookie, that's so nasty. Somebody said, is Tyson gonna survive no he's not I don't think why y'all complain about the dookie like y'all like that is so nasty chat I can't y'all

realize how nasty that is are the pools clean this is so bad there's crap on the floor the slides are broken down. It's just horrible

Let me build these chairs

I'm suing myself. I gotta get out of this business one way or another

Chad who wants to buy a waterpark for $1,500. I'll sell it to you right now Guest waited too long for a ticket. Oh lord. No, I didn't realize we had a second crowd coming in What you want six hours teen no slide pass. I got you. Thank you. I'm so sorry Hey, what's good? Tyson? Four hours adult with a slide pass I can do that for you. Thank y'all so much for choosing a google Cuz you stay that's why you hey was good Gwyn Adult slide pass got you right here. There you go. Thank you so much I gotta get the water gun Ariel for hours adult with a slide pass. I got you right

Is there a problem Reese Yo Reese, is there a problem did I take too long for you? Well, guess what you ain't never welcome back again It's somebody dying. Oh My goodness Is somebody dying? Oh my goodness! There's just steak all over the...

I need the water gun, I need the water gun right now. I gotta get the water gun, chat. We gotta destinkitate these people these people hey quit stinking oh it's funny is it funny okay thank you hot dogs we're out of hot dogs chat you might as well go swim at the river you'd be, you'd be more safe swimming in the Amazon Rainforest River, whatever it is. Like this is a, this is a death trap.

I need some, thank you, I need some more hot dogs. Appreciate that. There's an intruder, I mean, I'm trying to keep up with everything, give me a minute. Hold on, is there an intruder for real? Who's trespassing?

Who is trespassing? I mean, hey.

Absolutely a goober with the five gifted. Oh, I need to move the face cam again, huh? Yeah.

What is this? Oh, oh, oh, important message, important message, important message. Okay, here we go. Goob Lagoon Legal Team. Two messages from Goob Lagoon Legal Team. These are the, this is my legal team that we hired for the Goob Lagoon.

Um, Simpletons who skip the line are simply testing our creative risk management. Yes. Your honor, let the record show my client cannot be held liable for pool pollution caused by simpletons. The waiver clearly states don't run, don't slip, don't drown. Nowhere does it mention don't defecate in the deep end.

That level of misconduct is beyond reasonable responsibility. I mean dude, I got all my bases covered Chad. I really don't know what else I need to tell y'all. I have all my bases covered right now like I'm so serious. Okay let's review this right here. We had 19 guests today the good news is chat our guests are up. Bad news is we ain't making

no money and also the bad news is we have 52% satisfaction rate. 13 of them were bored. Wait, there's no injuries though. Was there any injuries? Was there any injuries? Okay, we have to do some repairing right now Chad should we replace these pools? How do I unlock the other areas to any more room? How are you bored at a water park I understand being bored at a water park I don't understand being bored at this water park I Really don't how could you ever be bored here replace these pools

Chat should I tear these pools out and replace these low-key That might be the move chat for real Everything is broken. I mean, yeah, but look, you know why everything's broken chat because everything's being used Think about it Think about it Right

I've actually played that a long time ago demo. Thank you for the 5,000 bits and the 25 gifted chat Give me some W's for demo with the 5000 bits and the 25 gifted I appreciate that demo for real thank you demo W demo okay hold on let me clean everything okay business decisions are about to be made here chat I think we should replace these pools you can clean things with the water gun how do I get more water wait I think that is the mop faster though I don't know if the mops

faster yo cool it is with the 5w cool it is if you're replacing them why are you cleaning it example 1 million why I'm the owner of a 5 star water park and you're not. I am cleaning these first because I get XP from doing this. So it's not useless. Thank you. Look. Look at all that XP from cleaning this. If I'm going to tear it down, I might as well clean it and get the XP. Kaliddi's with another 10.

WKaliddi's with another 10. Thank you. Chat, we need to hire that maintenance man once we actually are able to start making more money. Dude, this is a W game. I'm glad y'all were recommending this to me.

This game's actually like one of the best simulator games I've played. This game is like cinema, like for real, no joke. Like actual cinema. Another research point, exactly. Clean that up.

Clean that up. Oh, the water gun's kinda crazy with the cleaning. There we go, let's clean these up and repair these as well. Should I put some more showers in? Hire a cashier so you can focus on cleaning and fixing. How much would a cashier cost me a day?

Chad, we're about to make a big upgrade right here. I'm kinda crumpled. Oh, you don't get XP with the water gun I'm over here scamming myself Okay, is everything done we need to build these as well we go chat we officially have We officially have nine lounge chairs here that is great, okay

Time for a business decision y'all ready. Oh My goodness all we can get oh man we're tearing these pools out we're tearing these old pools out say goodbye to these old raggedy pools chat they're gone they're gone I'm gonna check how much a cashier cost. Chat these pools got us through a little bit of stuff but they had to go.

Gone.

Should I take these out too? I'm gonna take these out because I need room. Hold up.

Hold up.

Hold up. We need better slides chat. Those things are some slop.

Okay. Hold up. We need better slides, chat. Those things are some slop.

Okay. Put that over there, because you know people be drowning constantly. Yo, Dillings with the five, thank you. Appreciate you, Dillings. Wait, Goob Lagoon Legal Team with another 500-bit message.

When one person runs an entire water park, a little chaos is expected. It's not illegal. Thank you. Bomb with the five. Okay. That thing is huge. Chat, what do y'all think? Rectangle one? Y'all wanna go with some rectangle action? Too big, John! Two big giant. I gotta move that trash can. I gotta move both of those trash cans.

Hold up. Chat, this is beautiful. Yo, Kalis with 50 gifted. Give me some W's for Kalis with the 50 gifted, I appreciate that Kalis. W Kalis for real, I appreciate you bro. Y'all cooked with this game for real.

Y'all, look at the size of this pool! Fill it up! Okay, we gotta prioritize here. What am I doing? I'm gonna throw that away. There we go. Let me take this up real quick Take that up wait, I should have just okay. I'm stupid

One pool won't you let me cook? That is a beautiful place for a bench. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. That is a beautiful place for a bench, dude. Okay, look, look, look, look, look, look.

Ooh. Ooh. Oof. Oof. Oof. Oof.

Oof. Oof. Oof. Do you trust me type you need to trust me right now Oh my god. Slides?

I will handle that!

Put another rectangle pool that's too big. Chat, what do we do right here? Should I just move these two showers?

This is called making the most of your situation. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. This is called in the way, chat! This one shower!

Do I just get rid of it? tree. A shower right beside the lemonade stand is absolutely disgusting but it is what it is.

We're just doing this for now while we have no space.

Chat, chat, chat, seriously, seriously, we just made some magic happen, I'm dead serious we did.

What about slides? I will make a slide happen. happen look at this I Got no money. Demo with the 50 gifted yo give me some W's for Demo with the 50 gifted. W Demo for real thank you Demo appreciate that. We have $31 if that does not show you how committed I am to making this place into a better place I don't know what to tell y'all chat

Seriously, look at this. You cannot tell me this does not look quadruple II better Now y'all would actually consider swimming here now, right right we gotta save up money no not having a slide sucks oh my not having a slide sucks but it's okay we'll get another one of those quick yo Messi with the five let's see what else we can get. Chat, we have four more points.

What are we thinking here? Basic slides, that has to be it. That has to be it. We ain't got the money, we need to save up for this right now, that costs two channel points. Not channel points, research points.

We gotta save up for that, a cashier. Should I? Basic toilets, dude. points we got to save up for that a cashier should I let's see how much a cashier will cost.

Okay.

Okay, let's see. The layout is absurd. Buddy.

Buddy. Do you see? Do you see the room? I want y'all to be dead serious. Do you think we cook with the amount of room that we have? I'm for real like beef be honest

Where are you gonna put the slides we'll cross that bridge when we get there I'm gonna I can figure out a way to finesse some slides and if I can't here's what we'll do I know this doesn't sound great but if I cannot finesse some slides I'm gonna make the goober the goob lagoon trademarked slide zone I'm trademarking that term so don't even think about stealing it it's gonna be called the slide zone so if I can't figure out a place to put slides at, I'm gonna remove this pool

and I'm gonna line this pool with like seven slides. And it's just gonna be a whole line of slides going into this one pool. It's gonna be called Goob Lagoon Trademark Slide Zone. slide zone. Gotta do Ozzy, it only feels right. Yeah, we'll figure that out. One man, tight quarters, countless attractions,

chaos is part of the design, it's not carelessness. Chat, we're gonna figure that out tomorrow. Yo, no joke, this was a crazy episode. It wasn't the longest episode This was a like absolutely insane episode though. Yo W episode great stream. That was cinema That was actually cinema, right? That was chat tomorrow we go up some we gonna have some money moves to make I'm telling y'all

You already know what time it is, chat! Episode four of the Goob Lagoon, ladies and gentlemen. And we do have a Goob Lagoon legal team now, so don't even try to sue me. Lock in, chat. Time to make some bread.

Lock in, ladies and gentlemen. Time to make some money off a whole bunch of losers that just want to go swimming but are going to get critically injured instead. Man it's a beautiful day. If you were not here for yesterday's episode of the goob lagoon, I got news for you. We have made vast, vast improvements to the water park. Now ignore the fact that we have $31 in the bank account. Ignore that.

That does not matter right now. What matters is what we have done yesterday. Look at this. If you were not here yesterday, look at this. Big, giant, brand new pool, two other ones. Now you may be be saying yo, where's the slides at? I'm gonna handle that We don't have enough money to get slides right now But when we do here's what we're gonna do if I can't get slides to fit in here

We're gonna make the what chat. What did I call it? The goob lagoon? Sponsored slide zone. We're gonna take this pool out and We're gonna line up like six slides through here That's let's do that again.

Ah, okay. That's safe.

That'll work. We're good. Um, let's go. That's safe That'll work we're good

Let's go let's go open up. Yeah

Let's open up shots. So we can start making some money. Let's print out some flyers real quick I need all the customers we can get right now Okay, ladies and gentlemen, this is the biggest upgrade the Goob Lagoon has ever seen. You would be missing out if you did not come and swim at the Goob Lagoon today. Hope you, oh, thank you so much.

You wanna come swim at the Goob Lagoon? Hey, you wanna come swim at the Goob Lagoon? Thank you, William. Hey, Maya, you wanna come swim? Okay, thank you. Who is that? I'm sorry, but no, don't weep!

Oh, you're going, okay. Hey, how you doing, Miley? You're already going? We have a line of people already. This is beautiful. People are kicking the door down,

trying to get into the new and improved Gooble Lagoon.

It's just beautiful!

Okay, everybody, hey, you want a flyer? Hey, come swim at the Google. Thank you so much. We go check these people out real quick. Oh, no Hey, how you doing adult for six hours? I got you right here. We got a message from our legal team, hold up. Goob Lagoon legal team. The legal team has been working on trademarking some stuff. Slide Zone trademark is official. And I have a few others,

no one will steal what my client is playing for the five star Goob Lagoon.

That's what I'm talking about.

That's what I'm talking about. Hey, what's good, Quentin? Four hours adult. I got you right here. I know y'all, y'all are, ma'am, why you in here stinking? God, we ain't got time for this.

Yo, what's good, Chance? You gonna take a chance on the goob lagoon? Sure you do. Appreciate that, Chance. Thank you so much. Have a safe trip.

Look, I know y'all might be wondering where the slides are at. I need to build up some money. I'll get y'all some slides, okay? Four hours, senior. I got you right here. Thank you so much William

Chat this place we fell off with no slides. I'm not gonna lie. What's good Maya six hours senior. I got you right here Maya Thank you so much. Appreciate that. What's good? Hezekiah? six hours senior as well. Alora!

Alora, catch!

Oh my God. Alora!

She said I'm loving this as she's drowning. Is somebody in here illegally? Who's laughing? Hey, everybody got armbands? I'm just checking for arm bands. Okay, y'all good.

Let me take this out of here. There we go. W Lifeguard. Hey, what's good Hezekiah? Sorry about that. 6 hours senior. I got you right here Hezekiah. Thank you. Do not hesitate. What's good Myla?

Okay, Myla. where's your Lazat? Hey, senior, six hours, I got you right here. Thank you so much, Mila, I appreciate you. What's good, Whitley? Four hours for a senior as well. I got you right here. Thank you so much Kso's jokes aren't funny 69 with the five. What's good Chana?

Four hours senior as well. Boom. I got you right here. All right chat. Look we got a hundred Yo, yo Quentin yo Quentin Quentin Quentin Quentin. Here's what I need you to do, Bubba. I need you to get ready, three, two, that dumb fool. Join the Discord for a chance to win a game code to Waterpark Simulator 20 winners. Oh, they're giving them away? I didn't know we was doing that.

Okay. What's going on? You waited too long for a hot dog.

You didn't even tell me you wanted a hot dog.

You're out here crying. Be getting the poop. Can't stand you over here complaining I waited too long for my hot dog. Deal with it. What's good Dakota? Adult six hours got you right here thanks Dakota. Hey what's good Dean? Uh-huh yep six hours adult yep got you right here as well thank you. Chat look at all the customers. We got in here This is crazy. What's good, Holly? Uh-huh team. There we go. Have a have a safe trip Holly. Thank you. Oh somebody stankin. You gotta be kidding me

You can't be in here stinking Yo, what's good? What's good? What's good Dante? Okay for adult got you right here chat. We're not making no money cuz we ain't got no slides Yo, what's good Derek? Okay, four hours senior boom right here. Thank you so much Derek. Appreciate that. What's good? Emberly what's on fire? There's too many embers around here Thank you so much, okay, we got to put some slides in here now We still can only get the raggedy slides chat now we need the good ones

Hold on. Where's the basic slides type one if we're doing this, I'm not waiting for you type one. I'm doing it We unlock the basic slides. We might have some new and improved we might not to the goo goo lagoon i really appreciate all y'all hot dog what's good big dog plane got you right here playing hot dog thank you so much hope you enjoy excuse me what's good adeline okay six hours adult here we go right here chat should we implement the slide zone low key what's good my micah micah don't play with me we don't like Micah chat I feel like I feel like we need to implement the slide zone no joke have 20 visitors in your park oh oh my

goodness the goop lagoon is popping off! We have over 20 people here right now and I'm doing this all by myself, Kobe.

Oh my God!

Hey, you want ketchup on that? I got you right here, thank you so much. What you want, big dog? You want lemonade? Just lemonade, okay, thank you so much, Ko, appreciate you. Oh my goodness, I'm so stressed out right now. Hey, hey, what's good?

I still four hours adult boom Dakota's waiting for a hot dog. Yo Dakota. Hold on be right there Here Hold on chance. I gotta get this dude a hot dog real quick for I save you. Hey, what's good Dakota? What can I get you won't catch up on that? There you go. Thank you so much. Hold on. Chance. Got him. That's how you run a business. First come, first serve. He wanted a hot dog before he was

drowning. He gets, he gets the right to service before chance does. Just saying. That would look bad on me as a company. If I didn't prioritize who got here first, you know what I mean? That would be unfair. I gotta clean up this trash That's all over the place now. I'm so sorry about that. Hold on. Here we go. Getting all this cleaned up. Boom. Boom Yep, there we go. Any more trash around here? I hope y'all are enjoying all of the new amenities at the goob lagoon I appreciate y'all for being here. Thank y'all are enjoying all of the new amenities at the Goob Lagoon. I appreciate y'all for being here. Thank y'all.

Oh my goodness, we got lines at hot dogs. What you want, ketchup on that? There you go. Thank you, William. What's good, Micah? What you want?

Plain, got you right here, plain. You get these things with,

I'm swept up. Toby! I'm gonna get swept up. Kill me!

Get that door in the picture.

Ooh, ooh, ooh, I'm sorry, hold on. Ooh, that's bad, ooh, that's bad. Ooh, that's bad. Hey, what's good, what's good, Estelle? You having trouble diving?

Ha ha ha.

Okay, what's good, Dante? Do you want one with mustard on it? Got you right here. Thank you so much, Dante. Hey, what can I get you? You just want a plain lemonade?

I got you right here with the plain lemonade. Dante, you just got a hot dog.

Now you want a hot dog.

Let me get that spot. You don't want it no more?

Okay.

Okay, what you want? You want one? You want ice and lemon? Got you right here. Thank you so much. We got two hot dogs left You want both on there got you right here. Thank you so much Dean Appreciate that let me get this swept up

Hi your people Joby you see me sitting there doing that you trying to get a lawsuit get out of here. Oh my goodness The pools are about to break Hold on got throw this trash away to break somebody help me I'm stressed Tony that was so clean who wants a hot dog oh no there's people won't take us to I'm so sorry about this look four hours for a senior I got you right here

I'm sorry about the wait I'm just so busy I'm a one-man army somebody wait too long for a ticket that's okay Marley four hours adult got you right here Marley, thank you. We got intruders in here right now Connor. What's good Connor? Adult yep boom. Boom. Thank you so much. Oh Give me one second. I'm so sorry lemonade with ice right here. Yes lemonade with ice. Hey, give me one second I'll be right back. I'ma get you did somebody just throw up Welcome to Kmart I need that back. I need that back. Oh my god. Oh, we're good. Did somebody die get in there? There's trash

I can't manage. I can't manage. I can't manage this chat. I can't manage it. I can't this is too much! This is too much!

Wasn't there two people drowning? Hello?

Where's the life preserver?

There's trash in the pools! I'm gonna get...

I need a life preserver. Life preserver.

Ah!

I missed. I missed, I missed. It's right here. here there you go thank you so much there's trash all over the place I'm getting it cleaned people's waiting on a hot dog I hope y'all are enjoying your stay at the goob lagoon appreciate that William okay here we go yep getting everything cleaned up for y'all, I appreciate it. Get out of the pool! Here we go, got all that cleaned up, Kobe. Gosh, I'm gonna have to get that in a minute.

I'm gonna have to get that. Mustard on it. There you go. Thank you so much. Come on, Emberly, what you want? What you want, plain?

Got you right here. Hey, what can I get you? Lemonade with ice. Yes, ma'am, coming right up. Thank you so much. What you want?

Mustard on it, got you. Trash out of the pool. They're just swimming. They're just in here swimming with it. Chad, we just hit $1,000 for the first time. I was here! People steal what people steal.

Hey, lemonade, lemonade.

I know there's some dookie on the floor. Stop making fun of it. Thank you. Hey, plane, I got you right here. I gotta get that cleaned up right live the pool. Oh my god The pool is completely drained what is happening I got the dookie cleaned up for you. I know that's nasty. I know that's nasty

I'm sorry

There you go. Thank you so much. I got a repair to pull there. Somebody's stankin over. I'm about to start crying. I'm about to cry You didn't wash your hands there's no time people are still slipping tearing their ACL and all that Lord another Man, watch out People are still slipping tearing their ACL and all that Lord another man, watch it Why did you just jump in here knowing there's no water ma'am, are you serious right now?

Somebody just died. Oh my god. Somebody just died in here knowing there's no water, ma'am? Are you serious right now? Somebody just died. Oh my God. Somebody just died in the pool. I see somebody's foot. Chat, somebody just jumped in head first and broke their neck. Somebody's foot's over here.

They're not moving. Why are they not moving?

Okay.

26 guests today. That's a new record high for us. They're still dead. 51% satisfaction. But the only thing that matters is that we have a thousand dollars right now. 34 visitors slipped. 14 of them were bored. I have no idea how

you could be bored here at this waterpark. 13 were hungry. oh my god there's a dead person in here what you want why are you still here? THERE'S A DEAD PERSON IN THE POOOL! Are they gonna be okay? Dakota? She jumped off the diving board. Wallet was empty. What does your legal team have to say? Oh, there actually is a message from the legal team. The diving board is joy, not danger.

Fear isn't fact. My client, the lifeguardsards ensure every board is inspected reinforced and safe Nobody is forced choice is yours. The reward is courage laughter and memories that outweigh any nerves Goob lagoon landlord It's needless to say at this point the complaints are getting out of hand. I even received a message from the family of Dakota.

I urge your client legal team to please make more money or cease production immediately. You don't know my take on it. You saw that this pool was out of it. You saw that this pool was in disrepair and you saw that it was empty before you jumped in, but you still chose to jump in and break your neck. You were looking for a lawsuit. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm not trying to victim blame here, but I'm so serious right now. You saw that the pool was empty and you chose to jump in because you want the lawsuit. I'm gonna lose everything I worked for.

I'm gonna lose everything I worked for. I'm gonna lose everything I worked for. Oh my God. The only positive thing right now is, is the fact that we have almost $1,000. The water park's actually cute now, thank you. If only you knew the atrocities that took place in here. There's just a floating bag. A new message from the legal team? My client was repairing and maintaining the park responsibly.

He couldn't fix every issue at once, but the pool was not abandoned. He prioritized urgent repairs and worked in good faith. This tragedy was unforeseeable. This tragedy was unforeseeable. An accident, not negligence. He is guilty of only being human, not of reckless disregard. Oh, you're so right. Thank you so much. I'm so glad I hired the goob lagoon legal team I am I am so glad that I hired the goob lagoon legal team man I'm a dude chat bro I'm telling y'all W legal team I don't know where I would be we probably still

wouldn't be an operation if I if we didn't have the goob lagoon legal team on our side All right Peter that lady no, she's not dead that lady did not die Chat should we open up the goob lagoon trademark slide zone now

See I'm not crying about it. I didn't need an ambulance to come pick me up Just saying Hey just saying chat, I mean look I didn't need an ambulance to come pick me up when I slip.

The slides will come with 80% less deaths. Chat, is it really dangerous here, though? I don't think it's that dangerous here. I think y'all are overreacting. You know what? I'm gonna say this. I think the reason that so many injuries are happening is the customer's fault, not mine.

You're running around acting like a toddler, like you're not a grown individual. Buddy, buddy, it's not my responsibility. I'm doing my best to make sure everybody's happy, safe. I'm doing my best to make sure everybody's happy, safe. I'm serving, listen to all the jobs I'm doing. Repairs, cleaning, ticket checkouts, serving lemonade, serving food, picking up trash,

all of that at once.

I'm stressed!

I didn't say chicken Y'all wanna hire an employee now, I think I think it's to the point now that we have to hire an employee I can't do this on my own They're just they cost so much money chat they do what happens if I can't afford to pay him Okay, let's get everything let's get everything repaired right here let's get all these chairs done Do y'all want to hire a cashier or a maintenance man right now, what are we thinking?

Or is it janitor? We're gonna pull it here in a second. Hang on.

We're gonna pull it.

Let me get this done.

Wait, first off, we need to implement the new slide zone. Cashier is an easy job. I mean, yeah, I think the main thing, dude, honestly, having somebody cleaning and repairing stuff would be so good. Chat, we have six research points this is huge higher maintenance we'll pull it hang on all right everything's done All right, who is in favor to take this pull out and put the slide zone in I Think we need to do that we was talking about the slide zone last night

Wait, first off, let's see if I can finesse some slides here we can do curve slides yeah there's no room chat we're doing the slide zone chat the goobla goon trademark slide zone is here it's here! Can you expand? I don't know how to. I really don't know how to expand.

Okay watch this. Diving board. Diving board. Diving board.

Boom.

You know what else chat? You know what else? Watch this. Chat, you know what else chat, you know what else watch this Chat, you know what else watch this. We're doing a double diving board on this pool Boom now watch this Chat I was here slide zone. I was here ladies and gentlemen How much does this cost 150

chat the slide zone the slide zone dude that's so hard legal team with another message my client juggled repairs cleaning tickets lifeguards concessions You got so hard! Legal team with another message. My client juggled repairs, cleaning, tickets, lifeguards, concessions, and more. He worked tirelessly to keep the park safe. Customer saw visible conditions

and chose to use facilities anyway. This was shared risk, not hidden negligence. Exactly. Exactly, literally exactly, thank you! Chat, watch, watch, watch, watch. Is that safe distance?

Is that safe? Let's see.

We're gonna be paying for a whole bunch of spine surgeries, bud.

Oh, wow. Okay, there we go.

Okay, there we go. Okay, there we go. Why won't this one go now? Wait, I fear that this one's got to be way out here.

Unless I put it at an angle.

It's because of the ladder! That's good. Should I put the curved one? No. An absolute desert. Okay, never mind, hold up. How do I get rid of this?

Chad, how do I get rid of this? Only two? No that wouldn't be the slide zone. That would be the slide area. I'm not having that. I just wasted money on this. It is what it is, it had to happen.

Look, look, I'm gonna make this work, I promise.

Should we only do two? Y'all should, we should only do two? Type one if I'm cooking. The slide zone is so cool. Chat, I'm sorry but if you don't like the slide zone, you just don't like fun. If you don't like the slide zone, I fear no way that worked Are they up enough?

Excuse me.

Ha! That's safe! That is safe! That's safe! That's safe! It's safe. It's safe. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the slide zone. All right.

What else should we add real quick? Better toilet, slow key. We can move the showers back. Look at this. No, we cannot move the showers back. Never mind. Hire a worker.

We're gonna do that, but I'm talking about what other physical stuff should we add? Umbrella. umbrella, umbrella. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness, that's beautiful. This is gonna bring a tear to my eye. This is beautiful.

You're broke. You gotta, you gotta, you gotta spend money to make money bud, don't judge me. Move the trash can? Which trash can are we moving? Chat, what trash can do y'all wanna move? Both?

Why would we ever move them? Yo Bobby with the five, thank you. Chat, they gotta be here. You wanna move the showers? Wait could this work? Wait no, that's the bathrooms

chat I feel like we made the most of our space right now would you agree yes or

no

wait trash can we need one right here we also need one right here. We also need one right here. Beautiful.

Beautiful.

Chat, we're about to hire somebody. Y'all ready? Wait, what was that name? TheFamilyOfDakota with 5 gifted. GG. I'm proud of this. Chad are you proud? Type one if you're proud like seriously.

This looks good. I know it's still raggedy, everything's still bad, but this is so much better than what we had it literally 20 minutes ago. I need to go restock some lemonade real quick and hot dogs matter of fact. Where do we restock this stuff at Chad? Where do we stock it at welcome to

Kmart

hot dogs I need some lemonade there we go let's get all this restocked hold on i'm locked look at the messages the bits the family of Dakota with a thousand bits you're cooked there's a goob lagoon website someone made a goob lagoon website what What?

Dakota from the water park. I'm alive, the doctor said it was a miracle, you better count your days, because even though I'm in a neck brace, and lost feeling in both my legs, I'm taking legal action, I'm going to bring you down with your water park. This is bad. Bobby withlagoon.com? There's no shot.

I'm going to go ahead and get this. I'm going to go ahead and get this. I'm going to go ahead and get this. I'm going to go ahead and get this. Are you kidding me? I what? I What

How is this even possible I've been playing this for four days how was there a whole website Dakota's doctor just gifted five. Oh my god.

Am I dreaming? What am I?

What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? Lagoon with a lug for...

There's one thing every seasoned visitor knows if you see queso on the diving board to take life threatening situation. if How? How? How?

How? How?

How?

How? How was there a whole website? Gooblegoon legal team, we will see you in court. Whoever did this, my client did not Who? Who did it? Who did it? Wait, the message on the website said this website is a fan made product created purely for fun and appreciation of the Goob Lagoon Water Park. It's not official, not affiliated, and not for profit if you ever want to take it down. Hold on, we got to do some work arounds, Goop Lagoon legal team. They might have covered their bases there.

Hold up! That's the craziest thing I've ever seen in my life. Case put the trash can close to the garbage bin? No, Bubba, that's not how it works. The trash cans have an AOE effect. I

Think we're good here. We implemented the slide zone Let's go let's sleep at this point. I think we should move up from this right here, but okay, I Am in shock at what I just saw

Wait, are we hiring somebody? Ants? What is that? Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. Wait, I didn't. Wait I didn't know you could take out loans in this.

Queso was ripped and funny with the 500 bits. Dakota clearly saw there was no water in the pool but jumped in anyway. Yeah exactly.

Don't take it.

Yeah let's chill Don't take it. Yeah, let's chill on that. Hire. Y'all have to understand how expensive this is. Y'all want to hire Benjamin? He's $239 a day. He works at 63% efficiency, he's a maintenance worker, 2.2 movement speed, 102 endurance. Versus the 287 Rudy, who was literally like worse almost. Cashier?

Chat, cashier or maintenance, what are we doing here? We can't even afford either of these. Y'all wanna hire maintenance. You get maintenance's XP. Chat, we need somebody walking around during the day making sure everything is fixed. We can't, you know, it's not even close. But here's the thing, we're hiring Benjamin.

We ain't got 287 a day for Ruby. We're hiring Benjamin. Ladies and gentlemen, everybody extend a warm welcome to Goob Lagoon's first employee. I was here. Everybody extend a warm welcome to goob lagoon's first ever employee. Benjamin, AKA I'm not sure if I can't afford this! Yo, Benjamin, look, we got a lot of work to do during the day out here, okay?

So keep your eyes open, okay? I'm gonna go get my stuff. I'm gonna go get my stuff. I'm gonna go get my stuff.

I'm gonna go get my stuff. Hey, don't be sneaking back there taking cigarette breaks. I can't afford this. Yo, Benjamin, look, we got a lot of work to do during the day out here, okay? So keep an eye on the place for me and fix anything that gets broke. Thank you, Benjamin.

Ah. Ah. Ah.

Here we go. I have $1. I have one dollar I have one dollar one dollar screenshot that it's over for us ladies and gentlemen it is a big day at the goob lagoon I want everybody to know these trademarked goob lagoon slide zone is now here and better than it ever could've imagined being. Oh, it's boring?

Is it boring? Ladies and, oh my goodness, look at this, look at this, look at this. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Goob Lagoon with the slide zone. How you doing, Hassan?

What's good with it? Team no slide pass, got you right here, Hassan. Thank you. What's good, Holly? What can I get you? Six hours, team, with a slide pass.

Welcome to the slide zone, Holly. Thank you. Intruder, wait, did my string just crash?

Hello My my my my my my chat over here is completely froze, but it's not over here. Okay, it's fixed

Hey, how you doing Andrea what you want four hours adult with a slide pass welcome to the slide Is there somebody intruding in here? Hey, hey, what can I get you Hassan you want lemonade? Okay lemonade. Okay. Got you lemonade add lemon right here Okay. Yep. Okay, got you. Lemonade, add lemon right here. Okay, yep.

Thank you.

Appreciate that, Hassan. Thank you.

Hey, how you doing, Noah? I know a place where you can go swimming. Gah, I'm sorry. Senior, no slide pass. Got you right here. Thank you so much, Noah.

Appreciate that. Hey, Maya, how you doing, Maya? Four hours. I'm overwhelmed. I'm going to be I'm six hours. I don't want to slide pass. Are y'all enjoying this? Why? Nobody on the slides. Why is nobody? Yo, William, don't be creeping my customers out, buddy. Why are you over there? Like, what does he do with William? William, don't be creepy bro for real first slide zone that worked out so well are you kidding me?

William his name's not William oh it's Benjamin what is wrong with me? Yo what's good Dean okay adult four hours is somebody drowning I heard a gurgling noise gg. Chad hold on I'm gonna handle the intruder what's good Derek? Uh eight minutes senior with a slide pass. I got you right here, Derek.

Thank you so much, Derek. Appreciate that. What's good, Malia? Uh-huh, teen with a slide pass. I got you right here. Thank you so much.

Deans want a lemonade! Eight minutes, what's eight minutes? Did I say eight minutes? What's eight minutes? Did I say eight minutes? Did I say eight minutes? Chat, I'm stressed out.

I'm overwhelmed right now. You want a hot dog with ketchup?

I can do that for you. Thank you. Chat, you know how much stuff I'm juggling right now? You can forgive me for a minor mistake, okay? I'm stressed right now.

Y'all understand that.

Oh my God, Somebody's drowning one second. I'm a save you Hey, what's good Quentin four hours adult? No slide pass. I got you right here. Thank you so much. We enjoy your stay. Hang on Catch oh that was so clean. Are you kidding me? Who's in here stinking? You're gonna drive the oh My god, hey, what's good? What's good? You want a hot dog with ketchup on it? I got you right here the showers dirty how? Best day ever. Did you see that? Somebody said best day ever Here we go Clean hey, how you doing a stale for adult no slide pass. Thank you so much. Just they'll appreciate that

Hey, don't go backwards like that. You're gonna get hurt Wait, that was actually safe. Are you kidding me? What? Chat this place is safe now There's no more security risk here. Everybody's good.

Somebody drowning. There you go. Dean drowning. Oh my god. DEAN! CATCH DEAN!

You're good to go. Just be more careful. I ain't got no insurance. Hey, how you doing Adeline? Okay, six hours. Adult. No slide pass. I got you right here. Thank you kidding me? W. William! I mean Benjamin!

Ha ha ha!

I've seen you for hours. Somebody waiting on a lemonade. Give me one second, sorry about that. Hey, there's an intruder, chat. You're going to give me a minute. You just want a regular lemonade? Thank you so much.

Who's an intruder? Check armbands, armbands. Let me see y'all's armbands. Chat, everybody got an armband. What y'all talking about? Nobody's intruding in here. Chat, there's no intruders. The trash, the trash.

Here he is.

Connie!

That is so clean, are you kidding me? Hey, hey, what's good, Allie? Okay, four hours, teen with a slide pass. I got you right here. Somebody's waiting on a hot dog. Hurry up, what's good, Connor? Eight hours, no slide pass, adult, got you.

You're gonna stay in here for eight hours and not slide? That's crazy. Hey, what's good, Dante? You wanna play in hot dog?

I feel you on that. Hey, hey.

Wait, we're good. Chad, is it just me or am I witnessing less injuries right now? Am I tripping or am I witnessing less? But no, for real, I think I'm witnessing less injuries right now. No joke.

You suck, Holly!

You suck! injuries right now no joke no being inside so you just throw it you just throw it in here and there's a dumpster right there so you just throw your trash in the pool you know what I don't want you here no more Get out of here Fisher. You better go fish for another place to swim because you ain't welcome here no more No being inside just throw them just throw the trash in there golly, that's so disrespectful Look at the bits

Benjamin from goob lagoon. Hey boss, as you can see I'm willing to go the extra mile for goob lagoon I'm demanding a raise a hundred per hour will do just fine. Thanks. Keep dreaming. Yo, Benjamin keep dreaming, buddy Okay, I appreciate your work ethic and all that but a hundred dollars now, I don't even make that Okay, let me go throw this trash away that this dude just ma'am oh my god, I am so sorry It's a brand new system. The slide zone is great. You're gonna walk. Okay, the slide zone is brand new There's some couple things that need to be worked out here Okay. Thank you. Appreciate that. All right, any other any other spots need cleaned up? Let me grab this trash right here things that need to be worked out here okay thank you appreciate that all right any other any other spots need cleaned up let me grab this trash right here

here we go thank you be clean this dirt up excuse me you see me mopping here thank you I'm so sorry about the track Kobe check that's so clean. Y'all I'm laughing at the cocktails. I wonder if you give a shout out to Eve. Yo, what's good Eve? W Eve, appreciate that Eve. Appreciate you Ro. Appreciate you stressed as well. I appreciate you Whitney, thank you. How did he not see it?

Chat, there's nothing there. What you talking about? What's good Whitley? Senior with a slide pass. Got you right here. W Eve.

Where is day at?

The blonde girl's an intruder who

You won't muster on that hot dog. I got you right here. I still thank you what you want lemonade with ice and lemon You won't both of those There you go. Thank you. Chat. This is by far our best day, right? By far, this is our best day that we've had at the Google Lagoon yet. No joke. I'm not witnessing that many injuries at all, and people are happy. The dadgum slide zone is in full effect. Nobody's getting hurt, nothing. Let me mop this up real quick. Clean the pools.

Okay, yeah, let me do that. Ooh, they dookieing all over it. They do do in. Are y'all enjoying the slide zone? I hope y'all are enjoying the slide zone. I really do.

I appreciate y'all for being here on this monumental day in Goob... In Goob Lagoon history. Intruder green bikini. Intruder? Hey, there's other people waiting on this diving board!

Get in the boat!

I hear somebody laughing. You're the intruder. No, who's the intruder?

Oh, get out of here! Guest waited too long for a ticket.

I'm busy, man. Oh, please out of here! Guest waited too long for a ticket. I'm busy, man. Oh, please make it, please make it!

Oh my god!

Hey, uh, Hot Dog with mustard, you got the last one. Thank you so much. You want a lemonade? You just want, you just want, is this a joke? Oh, it is a joke. Guess what?

Go swimming, bud! Ticket!

Hey, ticket!

Micah, four hours, adult, no slide pass. I got you right here, Micah, thank you. What's good, Marley and me?

Ha ha ha!

Eight, adult, slide pass, got you, thank you so much. You have a safe time at Goo Lagoon, Marley. Thank you so much. There's a trash can over full. Four hours adult slide pass got you right here. Appreciate you Dean you have a good one. Dante's waiting for a hot dog I ain't got no hot dogs. 16 with a slide pass thank you. Hey Kenzie what's good? Four hours

adult no slide pass. I got you right here I gotta gotta get some more hot dogs What's happening? Oh my there's bodies everywhere chat. It's bad. It's bad. It's bad. It's bad It was going so well, it's bad. Welcome to kmart. Thank you Excuse me. I'm so okay. Sorry about that Who's laughing? Is somebody breaking in? Oh my goodness. There's bodies everywhere. You want one with mustard? Gotcha, your feet hurt, go take a seat, bud. You complaining to me, plain hot dog. Got you right here.

I need to fix these, I need to fix these quick. People are getting injured. Marley, are you okay? Excuse me, excuse me, watch that stain, thank you. Benji isn't helping, I don't know what Benji's doing. He's just walking around trying to... BINGEE! I'm gonna take this trash out.

There we go. Kobe right there. Thank you. Uh, I gotta pick this up. No, what have I done? What am I doing? Okay, no, stop, stop.

There we go, got the trash picked up. Chad, is anybody else insanely stressed out right now? Because I am. I am so stressed right now. I am I am so stressed right now you don't understand this is so stressful okay anybody else need anything okay what can I get you Connor plain hot dog thank you so much for being here what can I get you Joby

I'm getting sued how many injuries excuse me I'm getting sued. How many injuries?

Excuse me.

I'm gonna get this ripped up.

Hey, what can I get you?

Plain hot dog.

Got you right here with the plain hot dog. Thank you so much.

What you want, Connor?

You want a lemonade, add lemon.

Lemonade, add a lemon.

Thank you so much for being here. I appreciate that. I'm so... Oh, thank you.

Oh, thank you. Oh, thank you. Thank you. Oh, my God. I couldn't have handled it much longer. Woo!

I'm stressed!

That'll be do. Ooh! 53 visitors had a fun thought.

Satisfaction 58%.

Chat, I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do this. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do this. 53 visitors had a fun thought. Satisfaction 58%. Chat, this is great. This is way better, right? This is way better. Where's Dean?

Yo, I'm not gonna lie. He may not be doing that much, but W. Dean for real. He's actually, is he not repairing anything? Why did I call him Dean? His name's Benjamin. I'm calling him everything but his name. I'll get used to it.

I'll get used to it. Don't worry I'm calling chat. You know, that's low-key disrespectful that we got our first employee here. I don't even call them by name You know what? I'm sorry about that. I'm not trying to Chat we can all agree type one if you agree with the statement This was by far the most successful promising day of the goob lagoon yet. No joke We this place actually kind of looks like a water park now just a little bit, right? Like a little bit it does

Like there's other there's other people in here that would swim here now type type swim if you would swim here i'm telling y'all chat i we have made improvements the slide zone was a massive success we got benjamin out here repairing stuff for us so that takes a little bit of work off me he don't do that great of a job but he did take a look this Oh man, that's horrible. Oh, that pool is so dirty Yo chat again, I said this last night w game this game this is actually one of the best simulator games I've played this game is fire Chat This was a beautiful day at the Google Go back to the start of this once it goes on YouTube and look at how this place looked at the start of this episode

And look at how it looks now. It's an entirely different area. And you know what? I'm proud of it right now. I am I'm proud of the goob lagoon. Hey chat W episode Great stream. I love y'all man. Hey Appreciate y'all for kicking it with your boy again tonight Appreciate all the gifted subs don't those bits follows and of course, I'll preset our y'all for this hanging out

Hey, you'll have a good race. Y'all's not have a good day tomorrow. I'll see y'all Sunday ladies and Jim Hey, you'll have a good race. Y'all's not have a good day tomorrow. I'll see y'all Sunday ladies and Jim I love it, man. Alright, peace out y'all