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And when you're in there, if you could just remove your trousers, please.
Eh?
Don't worry, it's just a precaution.
Dude, I'm being released from jail. I won't be sticking anything up my arse.
Yeah, you'd be surprised.
Bloody right, I would.
You see, the a** is... Well, it's an incredible organ. It's a little bit like the female uterus, actually. It's capable of expanding to great widths. stuff up them. Go on. Well, er, once found a phone, drugs obviously, a gun, hacksaw, an MP3 player, Christmas lights, all like that, a miniature submarine, Harry Potter novel. Oh get gone. Yeah. You're not fucking that thick. Yeah, yeah, definitely. I'll owe
us this one, 600 pages. So, we're going to have a quick peek then.
Oh, you.
I mean, what's the deal?
I mean, have you always wanted to do this for a living or what?
I kind of fell into it really. Saw an opening. Saw an opening. Hey!
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