What stories did this police officer save up😳😱

And when you're in there, if you could just remove your trousers, please.

Eh?

Don't worry, it's just a precaution.

Dude, I'm being released from jail. I won't be sticking anything up my arse.

Yeah, you'd be surprised.

Bloody right, I would.

You see, the a** is... Well, it's an incredible organ. It's a little bit like the female uterus, actually. It's capable of expanding to great widths. stuff up them. Go on. Well, er, once found a phone, drugs obviously, a gun, hacksaw, an MP3 player, Christmas lights, all like that, a miniature submarine, Harry Potter novel. Oh get gone. Yeah. You're not fucking that thick. Yeah, yeah, definitely. I'll owe

us this one, 600 pages. So, we're going to have a quick peek then.

Oh, you.

I mean, what's the deal?

I mean, have you always wanted to do this for a living or what?

I kind of fell into it really. Saw an opening. Saw an opening. Hey!