What we thought future game consoles would look like

Gaming has gotten so high-tech recently. I wonder what the next-gen consoles will look like. Whoa, is that a glass touchscreen on the controller and console? So cool! Oh, I definitely have to get myself one of those. That's a lot of new buttons on those controllers. I gotta start training my thumbs now if I want to keep up. A Wii phone? That's a genius idea! Hologram projectors for games? That's so insane! Alright, just bought the new consoles. They kinda suck.

This one just looks like a fridge. This one just looks like a fridge. And this one looks like an ugly router.