
Boys room, down the hall, third door on your right. Is there a problem?
Well, I'm finished.
Kid, what are you even doing here?
Taking the test, same as you.
Wait, how old are you?
Uh, 14.
Are you a genius? Like in a movie?
Well, I did stay in a Holiday Inn Express last night.
Wait, what did you get for the last question in the math about the hotel? Do you remember?
Uh, it was A. Shit, are you sure?
I got C.
Uh, you know, that's how they get ya. C is a terrific equation, really, but, uh... See, you're already figuring the room tax into the nightly charge. Just multiply everything inside the parentheses...
You end up counting it twice.
It's okay, you know, I'm sure you got the rest of them right.
No, I forgot how to calculate the f***ing tax. I suck. I suck.
Is it weird being you?
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