You Laugh You Lose

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA For you, it's probably different. Well, for you, it's especially stressful. It's because you've been hiding a secret, pretty much. You know what?

Well, this room, this room.

Oh, there's the dark energy associated with this room. Many have told me that I should move out as soon as I can.

So that's the thing. It's kind of hard because, you know, YouTubers fake some stuff, they make some stuff up, but this room is spooky for a host of reasons. So you moved in here. What was in here? Did it have the chairs or?

It had a lamp. How we came in is how it was left. Really? Yeah. So I had two chairs. I had this fan.

Yep. And this lamp.

Yep, that lamp.

And a lock.

Oh, that lamp. And a lock. Oh, that lamp. I can just feel stuff coming, energy coming out of it.

This is legit, guys. Look at the spider webs.

No, this place has been untouched. There's no point in coming down here. I have the basement. I have the perfect basement for when you need to get something really quick and you run up the stairs. I got my basement. It's like a diary of a 1P2's basement. It is. But you haven't really explained what we're doing.

Like I'm still kind of in the dark.

Well, no pun intended.

No pun intended. So yeah, I had an idea. Our challenge here on our YouTube channel is to make people laugh no matter where they are, even in the darkest places. Okay, I like that.

Sure. So we're going to one of the darkest places we know.

Our minds.

Our minds. And also this room, this terrifying room that you have been ignoring for too long. Every time I bring it up, it's like, please. Well, yeah, we've been trying to do this for a while.

Don't talk about it, yeah.

I've been trying, we were trying to do this video for a while, I've just been a little bit stubborn because, guys, honestly, I'm gonna be real, there's no point in being in a room like this. It's, there's nothing, there's not even entertainment. So, but then we had a great idea, what if we actually created our own entertainment in here? So we are going to try to make each other laugh. like goat stew? No, you're fine. No, you're fine.

I ate goat stew. That's the kind of meal you eat in here.

Stewed goat.

No, I like this. I like this because basically, if there is any dark energy associated with this basement, it can all be cured with laughter and kindness.

So we are gonna try not to laugh in the darkest place.

Yeah. It's weird.

You might be thinking how are you gonna think about laughing? Well, we both picked our favorite reels some reels some tick tock some funny stuff. Here's the thing

What?

Youtubers fake a lot of stuff. They pretend not to let the go Yeah Because they want clips what I want something on the line. Okay, cuz I'm not trying to do that So I invented the punishment wheel. Yeah.

Okay, this is going to get a heck of a lot interesting.

Yes.

So we have to sleep in this place also. You're staying over? Yes. We have to stay the night, spending 24 hours in an abandoned dungeon, playing try not to laugh, trying not to laugh, but also try not to be punished.

Yeah.

So it has layers. And try to be kind all the way through.

And an inspiration.

An inspiration to others. I'm gonna use a lot of my manners. I'm gonna use my manners. Yeah. Just cause if there is dark energy,

again, kill them with kindness,

kill them with love, kill them with laughter. A spirit can't hurt you if you're super kind.

Yeah. Yeah, exactly, yeah.

There's legitimate concerns of probably mice, spiders.

Yeah, what else?

You've had rats before.

Well, also, some of you guys probably didn't really clock. Let me know if you clocked this, guys.

There's a lock on the door. That's scary.

That's scary, because why would you need to lock something in the basement? Zoom, get a close up on that. Yeah. Why would you want to lock something in here?

And it came with the key kind of there. And with this handle made for what? What is this for? I don't know. And also how long ago was this door even made? Yeah. Like probably in the olden days, right? Hey, what are you doing? Sorry, I'm just showing you an example. You open the door, who do you hate? That's your date. Like what?

What are you doing?

Don't close that door. Rule number one, don't close the door. Because if we, I don't know if we'll be able to get out. That's actually true, the lock will probably lock itself. years old. And also it's a good thing we have, I don't know if they can even see this, but we have a, oh yeah, thermostat. Ooh, my God. I just hit that. And a bunch of dust just flew off. Wow. Oh wow. Wow. Wow. Wow.

Open it. Take it off. Wait, is this even, it's fake. Oh my God. It doesn't even work. Wait, it says 44 degrees Celsius. Oh, what's this one? This is humidity, bro. It's 44% humid in here.

But it was lower before we stepped in.

All right. That spandex freaking, sorry.

Ruins the scariness.

Really?

Yeah. You want it to be scary, interesting. Whose side are you on? The ghosts or mine? I'm trying to make it. Oh, you're trying to impress me. I don't want to laugh, okay. You want, oh, I see what you're trying to do. It's a good strategy. Make it as scary as possible

so that you don't even find humor.

Exactly, pretty much. And make it as dark as possible

so you can't even see humor.

Or dark humor. Dark humor.

We're not gonna, we're gonna try gonna keep it a surprise. Let's just say you don't want to laugh. Like this is something where it's like, people laugh all the time in YouTube videos. There's no repercussions. Maybe you get sprayed with some water from someone's mouth. I wish, I wish you would spit water all over me.

That's a reward in this type of environment.

Yes.

Take fear factor, for example.

This is fear factor level.

Fear factor level punishments. If you two takes it down, we have to say this. We are professionals. Do not try this at home. Yeah. Anything that.

Yeah, and also I have, I'm offering my full consent.

You?

Me, I'm offering my full consent. And if I don't, if I end up dead in a few days, I'm not thinking about, I have no suicidal thoughts or yeah.

Yeah, awesome.

All right, let's get started.

Okay, let's try not to laugh.

But what if I start tickling you?

Okay, wait, Beau, you have to say, don't start.

But genuinely no laughing.

You just laughed.

We didn't say it, we didn't say it. Okay, but as soon as you say it, you can't laugh. Oh, wait, I thought it was just the reels and stuff. It's really like we could tickle each other?

Well, okay, fine. We don't have to tickle each other and stuff because I think that's a different type of video

for tickling each other in a Okay, there's no trick. There's a camera, there's a camera. So it's, you know, the proof is right there. And we have to sleep here all night. Yeah.

So.

And if one of us laughs in our sleep, you get punished.

And I fart in my sleep, so.

And I find farts funny. Dang it. Yeah.

Not a good combo.

Okay. first. It's like Joker. Close the door. Close it. Don't laugh, don't laugh! That was a test. No, see I got concerned. But I don't find slapstick humor funny. What about this? Is it dirty underneath? Ugh, no, it just makes me more concerned. Okay, dude, careful. Seriously, it's cement on the bottom. You're gonna crack your head open and bleed everywhere. And then I might laugh because that's actually my type of humor.

Dark?

Gore. I laugh at gore.

So hopefully you have some gore videos ready. How about we just start from now on, no laughing. What's the point? Because also the concern is then if we're not laughing, then this is not gonna be a funny video.

Will you guys laugh without us?

Laugh? Can you guys laugh without us? Is that even possible?

Laugh double for us, okay?

You wanna show them what the money's for? Honestly, I think that'll make it a little bit better for them too, to be like, what is the actual stakes of this right now? Cause they don't even know. They think it's some goofy crap.

Number one, sour extreme. You don't want to know anything more than that. It is extreme, extremely sour. Number two, eat a lot of wasabi. Some of you guys think I eat wasabi with my sushi. This is a lot. It is not fun. This is not what you want to have for lunch,

dinner, breakfast. You're gonna spit it out, maybe throw up. Number three, painful mouse trap punishment.

What?

And we're not playing games. Something built for mice, but we're gonna try it for humans. Fart spray in a frog suit.

What?

Yes, yes. We're going that far. Safe.

Gotta keep a safe one always.

Yeah, of course.

Lemon in your eye. Supreme Patty style. Spill chili down your back. Wendy's lunch.

No!

380 calories down the back. Smell and eat surströmming.

What?

What is that?

The most disgusting food on earth. And sorry, I think Finnish people, some people might eat it, but it is disgusting. It smells gross. It is known to make people immediately ill.

Yeah, and that's just a fact, not feelings.

It's not even an opinion.

Not feelings, it's fact.

Wax your armpits.

Oh.

Enough said.

Never done that either.

They kind of sound a little more tame when I say it out loud, but I swear when we were picking these out It was like No, those are pretty bad. I mean, yeah, and I do want to say that my whole demeanor Like it might not be that funny today guys. Like I'm not feeling funny I'm gonna be honest because I've been prepping for this for so long that my main mission is to win and Make it through the night. For me, I might laugh.

What's going on?

I might laugh and I'm just, and that's fine.

Okay.

It's like, I want to remove the pressure because I think the pressure is going to make me laugh more. When there's pressure, it's when you laugh more.

Oh, I see.

It's like, whatever, what?

Chili down the back? Oh God. But it's like, obviously I don't want that.

Nobody wants that. And that punishment is based off of my own personal trauma. So for me, when that hits me, it's like double damage.

You get angry even.

Yeah. One of my bullies in school did that to me during lunch, or during B lunch. He wasn't even not to cry challenge. Wait.

Trying to laugh.

From now on, we will not laugh until sunrise.

Okay, do you wanna go first? Or do you want me to go first?

Okay.

Interesting how we kind of went silent.

I got one ready.

Okay, let's go.

I am Ilan.

Wait, sorry.

To Christian Choke, why hasn't anyone managed to destroy the Bible? Because to do that, you'd have to destroy all the printers and publishing businessmen. They'd never let that happen. They didn't take out loans for those printers just to watch their businesses burn.

The real threat to the Bible isn't the devil. It's the purchasing manager. He'd say, let's save money by cheaper paper. It decomposes in a month? No problem. We just print the receipts on the same paper. It decomposes in a month, no problem. We just print the results on the same paper.

Don't, Kristen?

Good attempt.

Good attempt.

Thank you, bro.

That was good.

I also don't want to offend you at all.

No, no.

Because I would laugh.

No pity laughs.

This is the not time for feeling.

No, no, I would laugh. I genuinely would.

I'm gonna... I would laugh, I genuinely would. I don't know. What? What was that? I don't know.

I don't know.

I coughed.

Okay, my turn?

I got a screen record, right?

Wait, I laughed. Dang, it's like that?

It wasn't, oh look, look man, I'm not going! It's like that? Was it a... look, look, man, I'm not gonna make you do that. If it's... like, was that a laugh-laugh? Because I turned my head, so I technically didn't see it. I don't want to make you...

I laughed, I laughed. And I'd lied. You laugh, you lie? No.

You laugh, you lose.

Okay.

Chili down the back? Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.

Okay. Okay's fine. You can laugh in the brakes. While the punishments are going?

Yes, yes.

It's okay, it's actually not gonna be that bad.

It's just gonna cake in there though, all night. This is the worst thing to start with.

Wait, you're gonna tuck your shirt in?

Maybe I cake it, then later on I'll deposit it.

Okay, so get on your knees. I feel good, honestly. You wanna try some? That's fine, dude. It's not gonna be that bad. That's really good.

Seriously.

Yeah.

Yeah, it is. All right, man.

I'm a little weird, I have to taste. This is because he laughed.

Oh!

You okay?

It's hot, right?

It's just, oh my God!

Yeah, is it going all the way down? How much did you put? You still have to go? You want me to go more?

How about, where do you at?

Let me see the cup.

Okay, stop! Stop!

Okay, it's fine.

It's fine.

Let me see it.

Okay, that's a lot.

That's like a quarter of the cup.

A quarter cup of chili down your back.

My god. That's good. I think it's fine. It's like right here. Oh my God, it's right here, dude. Oh my God. It's like bunching up.

You have a little wet diaper right here.

Ew, wait, man.

Oh, it's gross.

Oh, whoa, it was bleeding through your shirt.

It's not even showing through my shirt.

Well, it's about to. It's about to. Oh yeah, oh yeah. Yep, there it is. That's the chili, ladies and gentlemen, leaking down Hamza's back.

Well, this isn't Kevin's recipe.

My turn, so I haven't even went yet and you laughed.

So this is gonna be tough. So I was just reminded of the punishments just now.

I am about to make Hamza laugh.

Starting now.

Starting now, no laughing.

I don't have it. I don't got the spiked pen back. It's not there. See, it should be like right where that is, between my finger. It's right there. I don't have it. I don't have it.

Good try. Okay, your turn. I found the simplest way to prove that God exists to absolutely anyone. So simple, even a child could use it. No, you don't need to invent a time machine and travel back to the time of Jesus to see he's real. By the way, that machine might break. You get stuck in the Renaissance and you'll be scratching your head full of lies trying to figure out how to fix it.

No, you also don't need to shout at people's backs, God loves you, please give me back my stolen wallet. All that doesn't work. The simplest way to do that, just to ask one question. Imagine this, God has only $10 a month for food, clothes, and house.

Does God make food? Or does God simply execute?

No, dude, I laughed at the stupidest thing, bro. I laughed at the $10 fault.

The thought change.

Bro, and why does she go for so long, man?

Are you camping her? Are you gonna have her a lot?

You don't know what might happen. She's funny, huh?

Oh man.

Okay, whatever.

It actually feels good.

It actually feels good to laugh.

You would, you would laugh, you would push laughter to get included in the punishments. You feel left out.

Do you wanna spin it?

Painful mouse trap punishment.

Oh! Isn't it? Painful mousetrap punishment. Oh.

So what is that?

Oh.

Bad? Worse than that?

Worse than chili?

I actually don't have any point of reference. All I think is like jackass. Dude, this chili is like actually shutting down my brain, bro. I like want to throw up on myself. Sorry.

The chili seeping into my underwear.

I need to change. Well, you might get it again

No, it's seeping into my butt Really? Yes, let me do something about that. Oh My god, oh my god, I'm your underwear. I'm trapped Dude why are we doing this, bro?

We just started too. I mean, let it go, let it go in a corner and like-

UGH!

Is it falling?

No, no, no.

Right here.

Oh no, you're fine. Oh my god, I saw the trail of the chili. Okay, cool. That's fine. That's fine. Or... none of it went into your pants? Is the chili for the shrimp? went into your pants? I brought an extra shirt. That's all I have. Thank you bro. I did not think this would be going this way this fast. Okay your crack is definitely... Don't shove it into my crack. It's a fucking dust pan. Doesn't it feel like poop adjacent? It's hums of chili crack. You just wiped my ass bro. Bro it's freaking butt a chili crack. You didn't wipe my ass, bro. Bro, it's freaking butt crack chili, bro. Ew.

This is bro, and we're in that freaking dungeon just like those kids were found, bro. Come on. Okay. You have some kind of sweatshirt. Dude, thank you, bro. No worries.

Man, no, this is really bad. Okay, I'm just gonna go commando real quick, sorry. It just leaked in my butt.

Okay.

Oh my God, that is bad. It's a full like metal, it's meant to kill a rodent. So this is how it works. Let's see.

Okay.

The comments might call you a baby for the sock, but.

Okay, that's fine. If I'm a baby, I'm a baby but I then I encourage well I can't actually say that so watch it yeah all right and this is all because I laughed at a real don't laugh three two one okay really yeah was that

worth the punishment oh well should I take the sock off like it so if you

think it would show?

Well, I'm now thinking if it wasn't sock if it was not a sock how bad that would be Wow Yeah, well, it nipped me like this I would say so, you know shit

Okay, you be the judge. Was that worth the punishment or do you deserve to go again?

I think that that was worth it personally, but I understand the optics. But I really don't want to go again. And I think we have more challenges.

Awesome.

Oh, yes.

Yeah, come in.

Thank you so much.

Thank you.

Where'd this key come from?

That was already there. Yeah, weird, right? For having-'re having... Just crawl under. Who? Anyone. Why is there a lock? Oh, that's what I'm saying. It doesn't even make sense. Okay. Well, thanks for the wasabi. I just stepped in a mouse trap.

He spilled chili down my back.

But yeah, we're having fun though. Okay. Try not to laugh? Try not to laugh activated. Oh my God, this is good. Yeah it's good.

Not funny though.

It's funny but there's punishment that's why it makes me laugh.

Yeah yeah and we don't have to watch the entire thing. I didn't even realize it was this long.

Oh my god it's getting louder somehow.

It dropped. I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die.

I'm so sorry for that cuz I actually really didn't know and I think that's what made me start laughing a lot I didn't know how long it was okay awesome spin the wheel

oh my god he got the fart spray in a Oh my God.

He got the fart spray in a frog suit. So this is like, there's these pranks that people do and they put the fart spray in the frog suit. It's actually weirdly like been done before. Sorry, I'm not articulating myself. I'm like feeling a little bit of like ground beef

between my like balls and my butthole, but it's kind of throwing me off like my actual equilibrium here. Do you have four double A's by any chance?

I think there's batteries in there.

Okay.

I just collect them and see if they work.

Okay, this is helpful.

No way. It's working. Okay, this is hopeful. No way.

It's working.

Okay, there you go.

Dude, this is sick.

Wait, whoa.

Oh my God.

I'm getting squished by the, can you see me?

Yeah.

Hello.

Dude, this is funny.

It is kind of fun actually.

Yeah.

It's not even really a punishment yet.

This is why you should never laugh in a try not to laugh challenge.

Oh my god, Hamsa, I'm actually really scared.

Oh my god, it has like so many layers of security, dude.

Oh!

What? Bad?

Oh no!

I'm genuinely sorry, bro. Really? Is it really that bad? Oh no. I'm genuinely sorry, bro.

Is it really that bad?

Yes.

All right, two sprays.

Okay.

Three, two.

Wait.

That was like four sprays.

No, it had to, you know how you put a new tube and stuff.

Oh my God, Hamza. Oh my God, Hamza.

Oh my God, it's getting me too

Martin Martin you alright? Hamza I can't breathe in here. You need Oh. I'm trying to blow it away.

Oh shoot.

You alright?

Yeah, it's fine.

You okay?

Okay, you want me to open it?

I got it, I got it.

Okay, wait, hang on. Hang on, hold your breath, hold your breath, hold your breath.

Okay, I'm gonna open it.

I'm gonna open it.

I'm gonna open it. I

Keep smelling it. I keep looking at the chili and I keep thinking it's the chili. Oh my god

It's not a tourist. No, it's ours both

You just have to hold your breath breathe through your mouth and. And we're in a basement with no air flow.

Yeah.

Is this your face?

You all right?

It just, oh my God, it's still there fully, bro. Try to take like a sip of air with your nose.

Just a sip.

Wait, whoa, wait, whoa. Oh my gosh, dude. It's Dude, it's like citric. That's not fart bro. That's not fart. I can't even breathe. That's the smell of like death

I'm gonna keep the monkey dude

No, that's actually the stupidest one bro, because now we're trapped in here with this With this shit smell we're gonna smell we're gonna sleep in here now now we're gonna sleep in here

I'm gonna give you a break from home girl.

Okay.

Try not to laugh.

Try not to laugh.

Can I take it? I can hold you closer. It's hard to take it.

Okay. good attempt. You know it's tricky what will get you, you know? This self-inflicting damage is scary.

I'm my own enemy. Okay.

Wow.

That one was good, bro. Yeah. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man.

Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man.

Sorry.

That one wasn't even, I don't even know how that went.

I know what you were going for. That's the thing.

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These influences led to me creating Blaze, one of the main heroes in the Rift reality

universe.

What happens when you mix the attitude of Star-Lord from Guardians and the heroic pure heart of Goku from Dragon Ball? These influences led to me creating Blaze, one of the main heroes in the Rift reality

universe.

What happens when you mix the attitude of Star-Lord from Guardians and the heroic pure That was really good. That was really good. And I, and I, and I, you almost got me there. I will admit you almost got me there.

Blaze.

Yeah, Blaze. This one's a fun one.

Spill the tea. T-E-A.

You know, I have a soft spot for Philippines.

I know you do. And that's why I picked it.

The happiest people.

I thought you do and that's why I picked it. The happiest people. I thought it said spell.

I actually don't know what these are. So I'm going in blind because I started this so long ago. I'm lucky.

I'm very lucky.

Why?

Because I just saw him recently, Bebo.

Really?

Yeah, while I was collecting.

Oh my god.

So maybe if I didn't, I probably would have laughed crazy hard because while I was looking, I was laughing.

Dang.

Yeah.

No but that's actually bars. Yeah that actually is love that one.

That was a good one.

That was a really good one.

I just love how you can really hear the sound in that one.

Yeah, I don't know how much is going to be shown.

Maybe we can get the audio. Of course, of course.

This is fun.

Oh, smell and eat Sir Straw Man.

Oh my God, oh my God, bro.

Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.

All right, you got it.

I'm gonna hold it.

Oh.

Oh my God.

It's already starting to smell, I Oh. Oh my God. It's already starting to smell, I think.

Oh my God.

Guys, warning, there's gonna be a lot of gagging, I think. This smells actually insanely bad. I'm not making this up at all.

What?

You okay?

You okay?

Bucket, bucket.

You want a bucket?

I'm really out of my mouth.

We bad punishments have to spell it. I'm gonna take one deep breath to address my punishment. Are you ready? Go.

Ooh.

Whoa.

I took such a deep breath that I actually smelled the fish part of it, which actually the familiarity helped me.

Oh!

Oh, is this even supposed to be eaten?

You're good, you're good, you're good, Martin. You're good, you're good, you're good, bro. I've actually respected cultures

because there's cultures who eat this.

I'm gonna have to swallow it, okay?

Whatever you wanna do, dude, at this point, you're a god.

Oh my God.

You're good. You said I shouldn't give you the chili chili chili chili chili chili chili chili chili Let's grab it down. That's a good chili, bro. Chili's so good, right? Yes.

Good?

I did it, bro.

You did it?

You ate it?

You actually ate?

I actually ate it.

It was so strong.

No, I cannot believe you did that, dude. I really cannot believe you did that.

Dude, it had me for a second. It was halfway through my throat.

It's so salty. I just tried to, wow, my nose is clogged because I was just sick like a couple days ago and I just tried to snort some snot and I breathed in really hard. It smells like moldy feet, dude. I cannot have this in here. I'm gonna puke.

Okay.

This.

Oh my God, man.

It's here forever, bro.

Nothing is funny.

Come on.

No, man. Ah, nothing is funny.

That's not funny.

No repeats. I think it's just too much.

Like if we had to do the fart again, the chili again, it's a logistical imagine.

We just went, no, but imagine we went some strong fart, some strong fart, like

a couple of times.

Like it's like we would, I think we'd actually might die, pass away. The oxygen in here would be depleted

Hey Mandy, what's up?

Why?

Mandy Mandy of the whole bedroom smells. I have nowhere to go. Mandy? Mandy?

You're saying it smells up here?

The whole bedroom smells. We have a fucking central heating, Martin. It's gonna spread throughout the house. We're in the basement with the fucking harnesses.

It's not too bad up here. If we have windows open, we have a fan going downstairs, it should be fine. There's no more. We contained it. Should we throw it outside? Throw what outside? Or what should we do with it? It's basically wrapped a bunch of times in a garbage bag.

What are you talking about? There's Swarmstrong, the fish.

It's not just the fish, Martin. It's the fart spray.

It's what everyone puts in. No, it's the fish, Mandy. The fish is actually 10 times worse than the fart spray. Then get the stuff and and go to a garbage. Okay. Okay.

Let's laugh.

Come on.

I don't think so, bro.

It got up there?

It's up there and I got scolded, so yeah. Nothing's really funny anymore.

Dude, cheer up, bro. Like, this is gonna be a memory you look back on.

I'm just worried, the only thing I'm worried about right now is how humorless I am right now. Like I genuinely won't be laughing bro. I'm sorry to say like I won't be laughing. I got scolded bro. I got scolded. It smells like shit in here. It's like it's like the really the morale is down. Everything's down. We can keep going. I think you still have a bit of humor in you, which I feel sorry because you're actually gonna get punished more than I am. But I have better reels than you, so I do have that advantage.

Try not to laugh. Try not to laugh.

That's very good.

And I like the Spider-Man stuff.

Yeah, I love that one though.

He's like, that's a good one.

I've never seen that.

Hello, princess.

Is your period cramp hurting you?

Are you cramping?

We'll stop it right now.

We'll stop it.

We'll kill that cramp.

We can fight.

That cramp hurting you? Are you cramping? Are you cramping? We'll stop it right now. We'll stop it.

We'll kill that cramp.

We can fight.

That cramp's a bitch.

Certified chicken lover.

All the years I've been.

Yeah.

Usually I really laugh at him, so I'm surprised. I love that song. The song is so good it distracts me.

And also, I saw it today. It's so recent dude. A million likers aren't going to do anything to me.

But I had it like a week ago

So I do know that matter though. I am a lesbian

I'm gay. I am transgender. I am

That's really cool, I love the Mecca

Now let's get into my hard hitters. Hi guys, come to this one plus den at 12 Bonnie Castle Street with me. So coming in, you have your front entrance. On the left of entrance, you have your coat closet. And then you also have this nice little nook where you can put a shoe shelf, a mat,

and maybe a table for keys. Over here, you can put a desk. You can also put a painting and just make it, you know, an add-on to the entrance, make it very pretty. You have a ton of cabinet and countertop space in here. Not a good deal. Nice views. Put your TV above that. You have your bedroom over here where you can put a queen-size bed, a dresser, a nightstand, and you have a large closet and then you have a Jack and Jill washroom. So here's your washroom space.

A nice vanity, a ton of storage, bathtub with your handheld.

Hi guys.

Come.

Have you seen him? Wow. How did he get all the way up there? Okay, PCP.

Holy fucking shit. I didn't see that coming. Probably because I had my back turned.

I actually love that video.

Yeah. And then I got this one.

Facebook, wow.

What'd you cook the rice in? Cooked the rice in a pot. I should love that video. Yeah, and then I got this one Facebook Wow

Funny right that was good, but you didn't follow your rules. I had a lot of likes, I've seen it.

Ranboo?

What? Sorry.

That was crazy.

Yeah, I'm surprising myself with some of these.

I am crazier!

That's not something to be fucking proud of Cassie!

No, but it is something you should be scared of. I am cra-

Cute little dog there, that was funny. I'm really, I'm telling you my brain is switched off. I will not be laughing. You literally cannot make me laugh. It's actually insane. I don't know what the science is behind the smell,

like just stripping away all the fun out of everything. Because all I can think of right now is sleeping in here and smelling this all throughout the night.

How many punishments did we go?

Are we equal? I had two.

Fire spray.

I had Sir Strong and chili. We're even. Hey, cheers.

Cheers to that. Because you thought it was going to be a blowout, big summer blowout.

All right, I guess we can try making each other laugh with our bodies.

Okay.

Because that's where I excel, is like kind of like that sort of body slapstick humor.

Okay, if you laugh you lose. Let's do this. Is that a laugh?

Is that a laugh?

Yeah, who went first though?

You think I laughed first?

I don't know, we kind of crept in.

Dude, all I can think about is the stupid KSI videos, bro.

All I can think of is KSI.

You laugh, you lose.

You laugh, you lose.

Go. KSI videos bro, all you do is KSI. You lock, you lose. You lock, you lose, go.

Ooh. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Anything else?

No.

Okay.

Damn. I'm gonna go get a drink. I'm gonna go get a drink. I'm gonna go get a drink. I'm gonna go get a drink.

I'm gonna go get a drink. I'm gonna go get a drink.

I'm gonna go. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding.

I'm just kidding.

I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I just found myself so funny. Dude, you were funny, bro. Wow.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Okay.

You want both at the same time? Are you sure? I might not be able to get the best grip. Like it might be some half one on one of them and then it's like, but I don't know actually.

I'm just kind of making stuff up.

No, do both.

All right.

Ready? All right, ready? Yeah. Deep breath in. Yeah.

Oh my god, Matt. It's fine.

Rate it one to ten, like the pain. Like eight out of ten. It's quick, it's definitely painful, but it goes away. It's really like stinging right now though.

Is it like sticky?

Yeah.

Okay, we have two more punishments. Two more punishments. So lemons in the eyes and wasabi.

Okay.

I have a proposition for you.

Yeah.

I will take the next punishment if I can choose between the two. Yes. And we call it off. Yes Okay, and which I know you're gonna remember wasabi lemons and eyes is lemons and dangerous. It's dangerous And and how are we making still physical physical comedy? I'm saying I'll just do it. Oh, you're just gonna do it Like yeah, let's I'm gonna save us like I'm taking the shield and like traders like okay

No lemon for either of us, But I'm gonna do wasabi.

Okay, I like that idea. I like that, that's fair.

Cause I don't want to risk getting the lemon. You don't want to risk that.

That's fair.

Okay, maybe like that. He is going to do this.

I wish I had something to wash it down. The chili, they probably got water in so at least. That's not that good anymore. It's the doo-doo. Cheers to the best challenge you've ever done. Cheers, Manny, you're a grateful opponent. Would do it again with you, bro.

Aww.

Yeah.

What happened?

You're good, you're good, you're good.

It's gone, it's gone, right?

Wow.

Yeah, wash it down with chili.

Good?

No.

Oh my God, I smell the wasabi from here. Oh my Lord.

It's good though.

You did it, you did it, you did it.

The game is over.

Where's Jigsaw?

He can come out now.

We did it. You did it. You survived... Five nights.

No, you survived one night at Martinis. You survived. You survived. Okay. It's easy. It's easy now. Now it's... Now... Now, literally, I'm not afraid of anything.

Now we can have fun and laugh.

Sleepover.

Sleepover has commenced.

Should I blow up the air mattress?

Yeah, let's do that. Sleepover sleepover it has commenced. Yeah

Let's watch like funny YouTube videos. Yeah

Dude do whatever bro challenges out. Yeah

Oh

My god guys My stomach is like bubble guts Like it hurts so much and it's I feel like my, just my breath and my intestines stink. And I still feel a chili in my butt crack. I just realized we forgot one of the challenges. Guys.

Which is sour extreme.

I'm gonna do it when Ryan's not here. Just for fun. I don't think this is that bad.

I'm gonna spray the...

It's actually good because... I'm gonna spray it all downstairs.

I saw that.

And should I...

And should I...

Can I get that diffuser that's downstairs?

Take a water or something?

A diffuser. That doesn't work?

And you will like...

I was gonna plug it in downstairs in the basement to like...

Focus everything in your mouth. Okay.

But this should be fine.

I feel like that's what I need right now.

Oh my god.

You broke the candle?

Yeah, I broke the candle. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. Uh oh!

You broke the candle? Yeah, I broke the candle. Damn it.

It was a good idea though.

It was such a good idea.

Yeah. Good? Good. What the hell? Okay. Awesome. Nice.

Comfy? Pretty comfy, bro. Oh my god.

I would low-key rank the Chili pretty high up, dude.

I would.

I would.

I would.

I would. Pretty comfy bro.

Oh my god. I would lowkey rank the chili pretty high up dude.

The chili was a bad experience for you?

That was very uncomfortable. Pulling up the clav, is he with Fresh and Fit?

Did I just see that?

I think so, hold up.

Let's go!

This is gonna be a good night bro. Just so far over the line, so blackmailed, and so hypergamous.

So you won't wipe a sloot, but you fuck a sloot.

And you might do this online later.

Do you fuck sloots?

I don't know if he was trying to censor it for like clips maybe? Am I hitting a TikTok?

Sure bro.

Oh shit bro. Oh, shit, bro. What the fuck?

What?

Whoa, Gwen, how did you get here? What the hell?

No. Gwen.

Okay, it was just Gwen because she's so small. The door is somehow a bit open and she like slipped through.

Oh my, so she wasn't here the whole time?

No.

Oh, I see.

That's probably when we like

Yo, prefero Azul Thank God

York bro, just attacking a fucking I've never seen Oh the paparazzi

Okay, Gwen. Oh, the paparazzi? OK, Gwen. No. No.

How are you here, Gwen?

What the heck?

Come here, Gwen.

I actually think she can't go through here.

Come here, Gwen.

Very round.

I have something a little gross to say.

All right, man.

My ears have been like really flaky this morning. Yeah, it's a lot.

It's cold as fuck. It's really cold.

Alright, I did it. You did it. We did it. Survived a night at Martins. Come on. Bro hurry up.

What's it say?

Well we're posting the times that we're gonna be at each location so that people can like anticipate. But then there's also live tracking that we're doing so people can actually like follow our route. We're basically doxing ourselves.

I was thinking we have a new thing

that no one's done before. that no one's done before.

Actually wanting to dox it.