You Won’t Believe What a Sandwich Can Do. #funny

Dad, we all brought sandwiches to bed.

What's the plan?

Everything we need for our escape is right here in the Monte Cristo sandwich. I'll remove it from the baggie and just lightly touch the grease-soaked bread to the sheets.

And gross.

Next, we use the jam.

Ah!

It's powdered sugar time. We're not going this way, but it looks cool, right? Next, everyone take the ham out of your sandwich and eat it. It's the perfect protein-rich snack to keep our motors humming. Good ham.

The forbidden door is locked!

The bread.

This isn't an exit. It's a graveyard. This isn't an exit. It's a graveyard. I think they're other families.