ÉRIC ET RAMZY : TOUS LES SUJETS INABORDABLES ONT ÉTÉ ABORDÉS DANS CETTE VIDÉO (QUE DES FOUS RIRES)

Today we have two guests, Eric and Ramzy.

I wanted to be a professional tennis player, but that's a complete nonsense.

You really wanted to, you're from the United States. Yeah, and I had this little talent and business problem.

I was missing one thing. Just that!

I had everything!

I was at the Achampney Basketball Club!

I had the jump!

The racket! The plane ticket!

The hotel!

I was laughing my ass off!

Hello everyone and welcome to Legends. Today we have two guests, Eric and Ramzy, who are going to tell us about their new show on Prime Video called Tout Simplement Fan where they will trap a fan

in a hidden camera on a fake shoot with only actors and other fake fans except one who is real and who will be caught. You will see as the show goes on, you will tell us a little about their journey. We will try to talk about all the subjects.

We were told that we could really talk about everything, so we will talk about everything. In any case, just before, I wanted to thank our partner on this video, it's Trade Republic. Trade Republic is an online bank that helps you get your finances back in the game.

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We will talk about Michael Yoon, in particular in the show that crossed the path of Eric Ramsey. He will also be on some dates of the tour. We start for the Legend Tour. We will go to 16 different cities for 18 dates. We will do twice Paris and twice Brussels, at Forêt Nationale. We have booked large rooms, the largest rooms in each city.

We leave with guests who have marked the channel. And other artists will be there, some will be in addition. So there will be Franck Dubos on some dates, Kev Adams on others. There will be Mickaël Younes on some dates, Rémi Gaillard will be with us, Ragnar Le Breton, there are a lot of guests who will be there and who will join us, Jimmy Sax will be there too,

there will be artistic performances, and each guest, in the middle of the stage, on a central stage, will tell three totally unpublished anecdotes. It will not be filmed, nor't film inside, there will be a technology that will prevent you from filming. So if you want to take your tickets, there are a few left. On certain dates you can go see them. We go to Bordeaux, we go to Nantes, we go to Rennes, to Liévin for example.

We go to Rouen, to Dijon too. So don't hesitate to go see the dates on legend-tour.fr to take your seats. You can really come as a family. The Tiger Combat Helicopter will be there, Philippe Boxo, the legendary doctor, will be with us. The guests who have marked the channel will be there. We won't be able to bring everyone, but you'll see, there's a great group, so you can go and see them directly on the site, to see which guest will be there.

And let's go now with Eric and Ramzy on Legends.

Let's go.

So we have a little routine.

Yes, yes. You can say it. Go ahead. We still have a little routine. How do you say it? A little routine.

Or a little tool.

I'll try it later.

Go ahead, ok. Basically, you'll have to look at the right camera. Blah blah blah. Let's go, people. With the camera on the right, the camera on the left. Let's go.

Right camera. Politically on the right-wing guy. And now, politically left-wing.

Is it good? Yeah.

Is it done? Can we watch it?

Go ahead, it's good. No problem. I hope it'll be better during the interview. Good evening Eric.

Good evening Guillaume. Welcome, welcome. Welcome to Legends.

Thank you very much.

Thank you for welcoming us. Do you know the show?

A lot! I discovered it. But if we were talking about it, we told him, we looked at him. We started believing in God again thanks to his show. Because of him. We saw your thing.

You surprised me on the anecdote. I wasn't surprised by the story.

No, because you were expecting it. Because I have a religious head. Yeah, priest's head, whereas I... But listen to you... Be careful, I can't take him as a priest. Why? 99% of priests are handsome.

Yeah but they have a lot of antecedents.

Like what? Right camera?

Sorry!

No, go ahead, it's a good level. Normally when we watch this show, we learn things.

I don't want it to't take 10 years to start.

Yes, that's true. It starts right away.

Because I know we're on a long show. Yes, that's the principle. It has to start right away. And I tell myself, I'm going for 2 hours.

I'll tell you something. I saw that in an interview with Brut, you talked about the A380 pilot, who was talking about September 11th, etc. And I saw you talking about the subject. That's it. That's when I understood that you had already seen excerpts.

That's when I wrote you and told you, come on, do the show.

Yeah.

At the time. And now that you're coming back for the promo, it was the opportunity to do it. But wait, what was your favorite show? Let's go with this one.

It's Legend. I learned so many things with the legend. The maths, the French. I learned French, already. Because he didn't speak it at all. It was like, hana, hana, hana.

Did you see that I speak it as if I had always spoken it?

As if you were Guillaume Pley.

Two years ago, it was hana, hana, hana,

Glooby Bulga. You're a racist.

Because I mean, to make racist jokes with me, because everyone says, he's not racist, I swear he is, in real life.

Thank you. It's nice. They're real friends. You know them really well.

Yeah, yeah.

It's great.

Yeah, I like that.

Does it make you feel good to make jokes like that, to be able to say everything? With the internet now, or is it... You do it on TV too, when you go there, in real life. No, because it has changed a bit. You see, you're preventing me from entering a great character I was going to play.

I can't enter. The character of Arjao and Dessau.

And indeed... Indeed. I think that's what excites us a little bit. Now it's become so hot. Dead Border. So it may not be the right choice,

it might be that you're going to fail,

but it really makes us laugh. It might be the highway to canceling, but it's still a bit exciting. That's where the real laugh comes from. That's where the real laugh comes from. We should warn people, if it overflows one day,

forgive us for our offenses. We realize that. But what makes us laugh is the crotch. And to say to yourself, wow!

You can't do this joke today.

When you go on TV to promote, do they cut the jokes?

Yes, for example, this morning we did one that went too far. Yes, because we are in a video club, we're doing the show of Combini, a video club.

And then...

No, but we're not going to do it again.

No, I didn't do the joke. He's just without the joke. Because he's watching. He's watching. He's watching everything. And you take a DVD, you say,

Oh, I loved this series. Constellation. I'm not going to give a joke. Okay, okay. It's funny because you're watching it with love and distrust at the same time. And rage.

And fear.

But I think that's what everyone feels when they watch Ramsay. It's love and disgust. And at the same time, isn't that the big 8 of life?

Get on board with me for 2-3 movies.

Yeah, yeah, ouais.

Ta gueule.

Ta gueule, ta gueule. J'étais parti.

Guillaume, sache qu'après on a quatre heures de promo encore. Mais c'est là, elle est là pour moi. Là on a plus, c'est celle-là pour moi aussi. La plus importante, c'est celle-là. Et là on a deux heures, alors qu''re going to do 40 in 2 hours. And what is 2 hours? In 20 minutes it's settled in a week. I folded my guillaume. But for me, I already answered everything.

I wanted to be met. I feel like I said everything. People know us better there, right?

We end on God.

Or on Allah.

God.

God, it's the same.

Yes, it's a hidden camera.

You know what it is?

It's a show where you pretend, it's a series, you pretend to shoot a fiction, where you invited a huge fan named Boris, with other fake fans who are actually actors, and you're going to trap Boris.

They're all actors, even the operator them. Yes, they are all actresses.

Even the cinematographer, all the people... The people who work in the technical department. They are all actresses. We invited four female actors to attend a shoot in Spain, a shoot of Zorro and Bernardo, the series. Nothing will go as planned,

and among these four, only one is real. The other three like us, but they're more like actors. They came because they're paid. And we trapped her. And it worked? At the beginning, we were on another fan,

who died in 24 hours.

Oh, fuck.

So, disaster, because it was like... We were a big team, all in Spain, with... 40 cameras. 40 cameras, and it went wrong in 24 hours?

It was horrible. It was horrible. We thought, oh, it's a bad idea. Why did we do it in secret? Because everyone was ready.

It was the worst shooting, I think, for us. It was the shooting where we had the most pressure. Because every take had to be the right one. Every time we had to play a problem, we had to sound right, because if you don't sound right,

we screwed up the first 24 hours.

So she tells you, I get it, it's a hidden camera,

you're trapped.

She started saying, it's a prank, it smells like a prank.

We were watching her on the screens, we saw her, when she wasn't drunk, she was confiding to the other fans. and there's something weird. So it doesn't work. And the production had planned a second fan who had stayed in Paris.

Who we didn't really believe. We had selected other fans because they told us if it ever fails, we said to ourselves

it will never fail.

And it fails right away. So the very evening, the production asks us to go see this fan we kept in a spare. We went to see him and we thought, maybe it's not him, it didn't work, he doesn't look too naive.

For us, the project was over. We went to call Amazon to say sorry for the art.

It won't work?

And the magic happened.

The famous Boris, Boris is him?

We're lucky, we come across a guy so well-raised, and so kind, sincere and profound. Kind in fact. His sincerity, his honesty, we abused it a bit,

it was perfect for us. And yeah, we had the best

victim we could have. He didn't see anything?

Nothing. And when we finished the shooting, there was a pot at the end, at the hotel, he still didn't understand what was happening. He was looking a bit confused. We said, it's over, that's it. A psychological cell that was dispatched.

It was hard for him.

It's really hard to make hidden cameras. It's harder than making a normal film. There's no pressure. You can screw up everything.

All you need is a supporting actor to do a screwed up thing that looks like a game. That's it.

What was your biggest disaster? In a fiction, did an actor leave? Some real people told us, I yell at the actor, he leaves and comes back 8 hours later.

It's the prayer call, apparently. Apparently. It's the beginning of Ramadan. Happy Ramadan to everyone.

Sorry.

Is that a ringtone?

No, I just picked up a call in my pocket. It's been silent for a while. And I picked it up. I just picked it up, but I don't know who. So, sorry, yes, yes, it happened to us many times.

I did a Quink odem on 00. You did a Quink odem?

Yes, in Nice, you remember? And it was the submarine scene. We were in the submarine and we were going down in the water. And the more we went down, I was telling you, I was swelling. And we were going up in the water. Why? But you didn't do 5 days of coma? Exactly, he was there. I was doing food allergies.

And on a shoot, I did a corner oedema. I remember I had to leave the big, big scene in the submarine. And I had to leave everything because it was me who was becoming a submarine.

Oh fuck. But it was not a relationship with a... You were not alone.

It was not a hard time in Switzerland with the local dem. It was at this time, they got closer. There were a lot of dem. The first time, we laughed a lot, I don't know if you remember.

It was at the Palais des Glaces, and suddenly you get up, like in an anime.

And it made us laugh.

And I was watching it, and then it was really Elephant Man. So I was like, hey, come closer, five shots.

At first it was funny. Yeah, and you laughed too. We took shots.

Until you start having breathing problems.

Yeah, yeah.

But it's not super dangerous, the Deme de Gouin.

But crazy, you can die. I went through that.

And you're in a coma and everything.

I went through that. What's your daily life? That's why today is a wonderful day. Anyway. Can we talk about your meeting? The idea is to go through the whole thing. We do it quickly at the beginning,

but so that we can understand the whole thing. You met at a strip club.

Ramzy and Gogo.

I'm flashing on them. He's skinnier than the others. I like him. You like skinny guys?

Yeah.

He was dancing next to the toilets.

It wasn't the best spot. I was in the team category. What category?

I was told that for the freaks, it's at the bottom. I had special tendencies. I was at the Freaks' space. It's not easy to say.

I'm looking for the Freaks' space.

It's the monsters, the Freaks. And I was dancing. It's not a music video, it's a circus.

It's allanna Arnaud.

Go on! I want to see the cool pepe.

He's watering me. He's watering the monster. I was dancing anyway.

You were moaning a lot.

That's what I liked

I felt like it was working I was tired of moaning

But you were moaning so much In francs at the time I had spent 20 francs It's equivalent to 4 euros today It's not crazy either

It was in 94, right?

It was in 94. And even today, when I do the dance again... When you go in front of a circus! All your colleagues stayed? The clown, the dog, everything.

The therapist, everything.

Hey Ramzi!

Look, we have a hand!

Ramzi! You, we have a hand!

Ramzi! You're leaving, aren't you? You're leaving the circus? Have a good trip! Come on Ramzi! It's new! It's coming out from behind now!

Ah, well, new!

Oh, she's cutting her beard, the famous one!

Oh, well, we're gonna miss you!

Ciao, the circus! Bye, the famous one. We're going to miss you! Ciao, the circus!

Hi, the prince! I found love!

This is our best meeting!

All is true, this is crazy! Veridik, Dick River's album. Yeah, and it's not a joke. Veridik?

No, Dick River's album. Don't you know Dick River? Yes, yes, I not a joke. Veridic? What? Dick Rivers' album.

You don't know Dick Rivers?

Yes, yes, yes, I sang with him.

He released an anthology. Veridic.

It's called Veridic.

That's it.

I loved our band.

And you, who goes in front of the strip club with super hot girls, but no, you're not going. But you left your camels and all that, now they're... They keep them. No, they've banned animals now.

So you got them back?

They're at my place!

I have an elephant and a camel. I got back what I could.

She's my wife, okay? Oh, I thought you were an elephant! I don't want to be filmed with them, it's me! It's going to shorten our careers! It's true that she gained weight! So what, we're moving forward in life, man! I'm not an elephant, I'm my wife!

You just take that as an extract, you say, wow, that's old!

Wow, you're 40! Do you do's old humor. How old are you?

40.

Do you feel old or not?

I'm starting to feel it sometimes, but it's okay.

Nobody says old anymore.

But do you feel it a little?

When I meet you, yes. Yeah?

So, the meeting. After the meeting.

After the circus.

After you took me out of the circus.

You were underfed and everything.

The stripper.

I'm going to put down the cards, we're going to have two kinds of discussions, look. We're going to have a beer. Oh Guillaume, listen. What's the point of this? We're watching this show so much that I really... To be at your place?

We wanted to meet you and talk to you.

That's it.

That's it.

That's being there. That's it. That's being there.

It's classy, it's the image and everything. But you don't have to.

It can be in a living room.

If you have questions, go ahead, but know that if you don't have any...

It doesn't matter.

It doesn't matter. A cup of tea, something... We'll make another coffee with happiness. Listen, you loved my coffee before. It was delicious. Have you seen the show, the person who thinks the Earth is flat? Yes.

What did you think of it?

I haven't seen it.

You haven't seen it, have you? No, I haven't. The flatterer, Mike, the flatterer.

I like the idea that he thinks there's ice. You know Chanel. He has TikTok. Yes, yes. I think it's crazy to say that. There's a girl who said there are mirrors. There's a mirror. It's not a wall of ice, it's huge mirrors. Why don't we have the images? What do they answer to that?

On the ice wall?

But if there are so many people who say it,

maybe there's a fake one. 8% of French people. You saw it. 8% of French people. You saw it, 8% of French people. That's a lot. That's huge. We're trying to manage something for a long time. To find ice? To take a plane and go around the world.

And why no one has done that?

Because it's expensive.

But the guy who does that, he makes millions of bucks, he pays off.

What is it? It's kerosene, actually. You need a plane that can hold for 24 hours. If he keeps his line, he can make a stop and go back.

We can find a solution today.

They'll say it's a synthesis image. With the AI.

Hey, listen.

We can't prove it.

And if all three of us take the commitment, and we organize it, and we do it. No one will see it, it's synthesis. And we do it with scales.

It's a stream. We do a stream. I organize this for you, you go in two... He's right, Guillaume.

We can do everything with a client now. Yes, because he thought that Thomas Pesquet was hanging with a cable.

That's true. I saw him. But he thinks it's in the circus.

I saw him in real life.

You'll find him on blogs.

I met him there, we started at the circus. With Thomas? With Thomas, who has never been in space.

You grew up in very different environments. In space.

In a circus, you mean? Me in a suburban circus and him in a castle in Versailles. That was for me.

He comes from the West suburbs and I from the North suburbs.

You didn't grow up in the same environments at all?

No, not at all. He was more... But he has a Catholic education like me, so that's great. I went to a Catholic school.

I learned a lot. And that's what reassures him. Eric, you have five children?

Yes.

You're not kidding.

No.

What's going on?

Yeah, every time I hear the number, I say to myself... It's crazy.

It's exceptional. It's crazy. It's a lot. I have one, it seems huge to me. You have four, don't you?

You have four.

Four.

You have four.

Four. It's true, it's a lot, you too. Four.

But yes.

As much as I say to myself, yeah, it's possible, as much as you say to yourself. And at home, it's usual.

At home, it's not funny. We're replacing you, man.

We're here.

5 kids, you said 5 kids, are you disgusted? No, not at all. 9 kids for us. Imagine if you were in the army. I didn't know either. It's crazy.

I can take you on a trip? Yes, you can take us and record you at the airport.

You came in running.

Because we, the sport,

we saw that earlier, running fluo,

yellow and orange. I thought it was a bit stylish. I thought, oh, I'm changing my Air Max and all that. And I arrive in front of my daughter who tells me, oh, I'm changing my Air Max and all that. And I come across my daughter, who says to me, who's forty-two,

who says to me, oh, dad, that's not style, you've gone into comfort. So I feel like I'm wearing Nike Mephisto, but old shoes.

But you have body on your feet, so it's better for you. How old are your children?

No idea.

17. How old are your kids? No idea. 17?

Roughly. Say roughly.

From 17 to 24?

Do you sometimes feel boomer? Are there moments when they make you think and you think, fuck, I'm old.

No, we don't feel boomer.

No, we don't feel too boomer. But it's the first sign of boomers, I think.

Yeah.

It's not seeing it coming.

Yeah, that's sign. Not seeing it coming. That's the real danger.

Are you close to your children? Do you manage to raise them with your careers? Do you have time for them?

Yes, of course.

Because you've made so many films, shows, things.

Yes, but we've involved them a bit too. Today they are involved. Very involved, yes. Now they're young adults. Very involved, yes. Now, the big ones are young adults. Young adults, yes.

Yes.

And you succeeded?

It's not easy. We must have missed some things.

It's not worse than if you work in a company. Yes, I think when you go on tour, it's harder. But then you have beaches where you do nothing. You have two months where you are in writing, at home, you can go to school, etc. And for people who work in a company, who have four or six weeks off,

they may have less than us. I see it, I'm lucky, I'm going to pick up my son at school at 4.30pm. There are people, there are other children who stay at the nursery until 6.30pm. It's getting dark and I tell myself, these poor parents who work, they don't see their kids.

They go home with them, you feed them, you put them to bed, and that's it.

It's not what we call the pilot-of-the-line syndrome, right? It depends on how you like them. If you see them less, but when you see them, it's intense, you're very present.

Who can make the phone call. Yeah, but it's hard, we're in the same boat, there are a lot of them. It's sometimes complicated with our careers, you know, to pass time, sometimes we miss stuff.

Yes, we miss stuff, but we miss a lot of others.

Yeah, that's true.

And then, since they were born, they are used to this rhythm. Like Eric said, we see them for two months non-stop,

and then for two months, I happened to not see my children for a month and a half, two months. At all? Yes, at all. It's hard. It's hard too, but there are...

There are other advantages.

There are two sides of the coin.

You have to take both sides, that's how it is. Did you miss something in re-education? Education? Yes. Did you miss something? It's a very interesting subject.

I know many of many to watch it. Did you give too many screen time, too fast?

What mistakes did you make? It's interesting for those who have children. It's the second degree, actually. I understood... My eldest daughter, I think, paid for... She paid the high price for humor. I mean, I was practicing the second degree all the time, and even on her, my first child.

And the little ones don't have a second degree. But I learned that, I applied it on the next four. But the first one, I didn't know that I was creating real wounds that would last a long time.

So that's something... And what did you really succeed with them?

Did you tell yourself, I really secured it? As a father. I know that the fact that my grandchildren continue to go on vacation with me, it's a very good sign. We get along very well.

It's a good sign. They are adults, they have the means, and they continue to go with their dad or mom. That's when you say to yourself, well, it's a bit of a success. And you? Is there a moment when you've succeeded or you've really said to yourself,

I'd say the same as you, it's deep.

You're happy to come. Yeah, me too, I'm happy when I see my kids who want to come to the house, who call me to tell me, Dad, we're coming on vacation with my friends. We exchange ideas about a lot of things. When I hang up, I think to myself, ah, that's a success. But I'll tell you the truth, I'm often the one imitating your daughter.

Yes, because she never comes after summer.

I know, I know.

It's true that they never came.

And I imitate her very well.

Can you do it again, so I can hear you? Hello, excuse me, dad, I'd like to welcome you. Two problems in this imitation. The accent. The accent.

What kind of education did you have? I know you were in Catholic school, right? You went to private school.

Catholic.

High school?

Oh yes, high school. We were getting slaps and everything. You knew the Catholics? I knew the slaps, the good sisters, the slaps.

I knew all that. A little bit of affection. Stop it! Really? Seriously? Reveal? No, because... Nothing fancy.

But I remember... The hands, the caresses...

I remember one or two times perfectly. Really? I thought you were joking. No, no, it's true. I remember movements, caresses. Yes, it was the time. Yes.

But nothing happened to me. And you had to go to mass and all, how does it go when you're in a Muslim bayou? My father, we were in a generation where our parents would say, Shhh, shut up! I remember, they'd say, but dad, how come I pray at school before eating at the canteen? And in the evening, I'd see my father praying. I didn't understand. I'd say, what do you have to do? Shhh, shut up!

So I did all my catechism, for example, I went to all the catechism classes. And then when I had to get baptized... You said that Catholicism is better? Well, I did all my Catholicism, I did all my Karatechism,

I did everything. Guillaume Plei from France.

What do you think about it? I did everything and Islam is better.

It's the coolest.

You see, you react to this sentence...

Catholicism is great. It's sensational.

I saw the last concert of the Pope.

He didn't make me cry. Not bad. Compared to U2?

I preferred U2.

My mother organized mass for me. I had parents who were very religious. Did you bathe in it? Completely. I went to mass until I was 16. Big product! Very religious! Yeah, a full-on cake! Did you bathe in it? Completely!

So I went to mass until I was 16 and then I... Until you were 16? Yeah, until I was 16.

Is that when you sang gospel? Yeah, also.

You sang gospel?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, easy to find video!

Yeah, yeah!

Internet, Judor, gospel! But at 16, I had lost my faith. So I was pretending to go to mass by bike, and I was walking around by bike. And sometimes I'd come home and ask, what was the preacher talking about? Things about flying, it's creepy, it's not nice.

Until the day my father got on his bike and I was walking around, it was during the time of the mass, and I see him on the floor. And I left again.

And what did your father say? Do you still believe in God?

Yes. Even more I think when you get older. You have a phase where you say, yeah, we don't care, it doesn't exist. And then you watch your show. And then you believe in God.

Ex nihilo nihil.

It's a sentence you remembered from the show. We talked about God, science, and the test. It was a book that was released.

It's a clear, Cartesian answer. It's the most Cartesian answer.

What does it mean? Can you remind us? Does God exist? That was your question. No, no, no, ex nihilo nihil. Ex nihilo nihil. He said that nothing starts from nothing. And that's what I learned. I still have this metaphor of fire that you find in an abandoned cottage in the middle of the mountains, in the snow.

You say, this fire, it was started by someone. It will go out, but someone must have given it. And you say that with age, you believe more now, it comes back? You hang on... For the fear of death.

It's despair that makes you believe even more. I think that growth goes exponential over your life. Because you want to reassure yourself that something else is happening. You didn't think before?

I think that when you're young, you think you're eternal. You think, nothing's going to happen, we have all our lives. And then suddenly you start to say, ah, fuck, in 20 years, I'll be this age.

In 5 years, in 2 years. You're 57 today.

Nonsense.

He's crazy. He's sick.

57 is 60! Boomer! 57 is 60, you're not even Boomer anymore. By the way, I'm not Boomer, because Boomer is from... I checked, that's Boomer. And you're Boomer?

Go check if you're Boomer! What is Boomer? I was going to say that! 1955!

It's 65. Boomer? Really? It's 65. Boomer?

Yeah. Really? It's the generation before 65?

Yeah, 65 and before.

And you, what were you, 67?

74, 79. When he was born, Eric, when he was Eric... It was Pompidou. When Eric was young, there was Pompidou as president.

No, it's not. Yes, Pompidou. I'm a little bit shy. You don't do them at all, man. What? You think he does them?

He does 60.

Are you crazy or what? You do 60. I'm a handsome boy.

You do 60, This is.

I'm a handsome boy.

When he does This is, he's...

I'm a handsome boy.

He's a This is. You're 40, you don't do it either. You saw how handsome we were as kids? No, no, he's 40.

He puts me in the same bag. Yeah, yeah, come to my place. Come to the poop. The poop is delicious. But you don't feel old?

What?

I don't understand what he's saying.

Answer, sir. The truth is, if I didn't know, I couldn't guess.

Yeah, no, nobody. I couldn't guess who the 500 were. You can tell. You can tell?

No, but it's true. You're lucky, the Renoirs. Who, you? The Renoirs. They're getting old.

Who, you, the Renoirs?

You, the Renoirs. Who, us? You. Us, who? You, the Renoirs. You, the Renais! Us, the Renais, who?

Who, the Renais?

You!

They age pretty well.

That's true. I can hear it.

Oh, fuck, he's not that old. While we, the...

While we, the Robbeus, we get Omar Sharifiz.

Yes, that's true. But you... You get charismatic with time. It's called the Omar Sharifiz. Yeah, but you also get disgusting. No, I'm a big boy.

No, you have a big dick, you're disgusting.

That's friends who laugh at each other.

You're making fun of me, you're making fun of me. You're a big boy, you.

Omar Sharif, you should... You did some boxing, to do it. You've been doing boxing for a while, I've seen it.

Yeah, it's been a while. It was a long time ago. Right, big Larch-Sheriff? They're crazy, these guys.

They're crazy.

Wait, big Larch-Sheriff hurts a bit.

What are you doing?

It hurts a bit. It's working for you. What are you doing? It hurts a little. Admit it, it works.

Admit it, it works.

You know why? Because it's been a long time since he made me valves. I worked on it, I really believed in it. And it's been a long time since he hasn't said anything to me. So I said, oh, that's great. And then, big Larch arrives.

Admit it, it works.

Wait, my ego took over. I swear you made me go down That's it, I'm coming back There are some jokes that can stay in your head And you're going to look at yourself in the mirror tonight But every joke... We don't forget the real jokes

It starts from a real joke Yeah, everything is real I don't understand that we don't have a mental health checkup Because we say things to each other Yeah, we say horrible things. We say things.

But all friends say things. But sometimes when you go home, you put it in your nose and you say, fuck, he told me that. And then you have friends you're mad at. Yeah, that's true. Have you ever made a joke that went badly,

in a show, but that was really taken badly by someone in the audience? We did a sketch where you were disabled and all.

In Bordeaux, with the woman in a wheelchair. Bravo, sir.

Yeah, that's good.

And what happened? I know what makes him laugh.

Do you want me to ask another question?

Yeah, because I'm going to overflow.

I'm going to do it again and everyone will understand.

I'm a Jimmy.

I'm ashamed.

Yes, we made some vans. I'm going to overdo it. I'm going to do it again and everyone will understand. I'm ashamed. Yes, we did 22 years. Do you remember, we were doing a TV show, I'm not saying names, but we were doing a TV show and the host told us we all had to bring an object that we liked. We were in a van, we were bringing something, I think it was your anal plug that we brought back.

Yeah, yeah, a spoon anal. An anal screwdriver, you brought it back. A classic screwdriver, which I use for... It's not a special screwdriver. Who took my screwdriver? I'm going to a party. Any screwdriver will do.

And there's an actress.

She brought back some playmobil? No, some little lead soldiers. And we, with our usual elegance, we take the soldiers and we make vans on them, we have two fingers to put them in the ass, and all that.

And she takes them off and she does... Soldier of my father, who died just before he died. Yes, that's it. And he rests like that.

So he took it off his neck and we put it back on.

We put it back on like that. And we had caught that we had been injured, but without knowing it at the same time.

And you never got into a fight after a joke, after a set? You thought, fuck, you took it badly? You have to say things right away. You have to say things right away in a duo, right? Yeah, otherwise you... Today I noticed something, the jokes, when we say everything as friends,

we say them on TV now. You mean Gromar Sharif?

Gromar Sharif for example, that's something, you see. I forgot, I didn't go back in.

He's been holding himself much moreer since you did the... So, you have Eric and Gola Shariff, it's a nice show today. Wait, you said you did a lot of... Because, sorry, that was the question, you did a lot of boxing before?

Yes, a lot.

And you don't do it anymore?

No. Well, so... Shall we continue on this subject?

No, but I think...

You completely stopped, so a long time ago... Let's say you're laughing behind... Did you see his face?

Don't think you're a crazy kid!

He's laughing, I'm like...

You've got good points, that's true.

Yeah, stop laughing.

But, so, between big guys, you... We do belly fights, we fight our bellies. You're right, I'm not a good point. Stop laughing. So, between big guys, you... We fight for our bellies, we fight for our bellies. But I'm not big.

No, no, it's ok. Are you complexed?

Not by that, but by his feet. Do you want me to talk about your stuff? What stuff? Do you still put on the lipstick? Do you want me to tell about your stuff? What stuff? Do you still put on the lipstick? Do you want me to tell you that you put on lipstick on your face?

Huh?

Well, it works! Well, I know! I gained 6 cm! It's not a joke, the ads that there are! When you see the pop-ups, it's true! Click! Click, it works!

Enlarge, enlarge, click on enlarge!

A new bold product.

And you, did you do sport, Eric, or not?

No, well, he continues every day.

I want to be a professional tennis player, and that's completely crazy.

You can be one. I saw the book, you can be one.

He's laughing because he's thinking, maybe he's right.

He's telling the truth. You really wanted to. You were in the US, right? Yeah. And I had this little talent issue.

And I was missing a nubile.

Just that. I had this little talent issue. And... I was missing a ball.

Just that!

I had everything!

I was... I did the basketball! I had the jump!

The racket!

The plane ticket!

I had everything!

The hotel!

The reservation! The class!

The friends! Your opponents! I was missing everything! With the talent! Oh, fuck! I swear! And when you see that, it's horrible.

It's horrible, because I was convinced I was going to be a professional. At 16, I was taking the RER, and I was sitting next to people to tell them about my humility. And I was thinking, they don't even know... They don't even know who they are next to people to tell them about my wetness. And I was thinking, they don't even know... You're not next to them. Yeah, that's it. They don't even know they're next to Eric Judor. I told my mother at home, I had put a Jeep.

You're a little idiot.

You told your mother, mom? Yeah, yeah. They don't even know. I don't know who I am.

And that's it.

Oh, fuck. So...

How did you realize that?

Well, by playing tennis! By playing tennis, actually! By going for the shot! Bam! Bam! Bam!

Wow! Stop! Stop! That's what it was! Well, when I was leaving for the States and I realized that my best friend, Stéphane Gilleron, who didn't give a shit about tennis, he had accompanied me

and he was throwing me some rackets there and he was kicking my ass, so he didn't give a shit. I thought, wow, there's a problem.

You went to the States? In Florida. Damn, I loved it.

Yeah, it was great. Except for the disappointment of the talent, otherwise this observation was hard.

And you didn't realize here that you were missing that?

A little, but I had to get over it. I was always looking at my rackets, my balls, I had everything.

Yeah, you had everything.

I had everything.

Nothing can happen to you.

Wait, he plays the same in the United States, it's the same rackets, it's the same ball! And in fact, no! And you come back to France after, telling yourself, I'm changing my life. It was horrible, I forgot everything.

I had a little phase of one year before meeting Ramsey.

And that's where you dragged yourself into the Glock Circus?

Yeah, where I was looking for dancers.

I had this year where I was going to give classes after school. Paul Dance classes? And I was thinking, all that I dreamed of is not going to come true. What am I going to do?

So I made an inventory of the little talents I could have. I said to myself, I know how to make people laugh a little. I have to find an Arab. That was the trend at the time.

No, it wasn't the trend. It wasn't the trend, the Arabs.

No, it's true. When you took me out of my hole. Not far, not far. 94, no, it's just in 98 you became the trend. It's in 98 the trend. Arab trend.

With the guillotine.

You know, you had to sell it just before 2001.

You had to sell it just before September 11th.

September 11th there was a stock market crash.

Arab dumping. And then you bet on losses.

But it will come back this time. It's starting to come back slowly. When we're mortal, we're mortal. It's deep down inside us.

We're stylized.

Do you know how long you go to the hospital? It was at the same time as... You went to do the military service? You voluntarily went to the hospital to not go... No, we did it for three days at the time. You do it for three days to say...

It's the three days of the military service.

I do a bit of the crazy...

Sorry for the smell. I ate Lebanese.

No, you ate one Lebanese.

Fuck! Bansour El Barawi, 49 years old. Devoured.

I'm sorry.

The sauce is tough.

I'm sorry to the whole team. Sorry. Sorry. It's not my fault. So I'm doing the crazy thing, sorry. Sorry. Sorry, it's not up to me. So I'm doing the crazy thing, I arrive in Germany, I say I don't do that. I'm doing the crazy thing, they tell me, you're reformed, I say yeah great, they say no, you're really crazy, so you're reformed.

They really believed it. There you go, and so you go to a psychiatric hospital. And you think they've uncovered something really crazy at home or did you play it really well?

I don't know, it was a long time ago.

How long have you been on your psychiatric?

3 months.

That's huge.

Yeah, it's a lot.

Electroshock and all that?

No, no, no, hide your...

No, they sedated you?

Oh yeah, I took at least 9 a day. 3 in the morning, 3 in the're smart, but the guys are there, they watch, they look.

You can't hide them.

You can't hide them.

Could you have put a little bag on the side like that? Oh, that's not stupid, the hamster technique. Wait, but it didn't make you a little... Oh, completely.

After that, my brother told me, for a year, you didn't didn't talk when I came back from there. I was very weird. Oh, really? But that's where we met. Yeah, that's where. Life is crazy.

He told me he had changed since the beginning.

Are you going to meet after or is there a little time to struggle? Not at all. This strange story of our duo is that as soon as we met, we said to ourselves,

come on, let's go on stage. It worked right away. We went to... Becquepin. The big room, the...

Trévise.

Casino de Paris. In Casino de Paris, after two months, in front of 2000 people, we did the first part of Gustave Parking. Thanks to him.

And we had no experience, and we didn't know each other.

We were spoiled kids.

You met, you worked together. I noticed you were a logistics man, you were a salesman. You worked together.

Interviews, yes.

We know what real life is.

You met and you went on stage with what? Because you have to write.

Yes, we wrote a 50-minute inside. First, we wrote a first sketch for the free time, for Burger King, I don't remember,

about the animal agents.

The Hollywood animals. We were played. Oumele Dauphin, Cheetah, Tarzan.

Why did we do that? It was your first sketch?

We wrote it for the free time.

The Strumpf agents.

It was...

It was funny.

I thought it so funny. And it works right away? You drive the small rooms at the beginning? You earn your living directly?

You get to live it. You have Fun Radio looking for new animators who call us. And then you have Canal who launches an appeal to all the French production companies

to launch a series shot in public

like in the United States. And Fun calls us because we're shooting at Nova.

And we send an H and it's taken. So it started in a year, we started with Bouygues and Gap. We met people, whether it was Jean-François Bizeau, Alain Degreff, they're names that will stay with us.

Nathalie André. Nathalie André.

Who helped you.

These are people who were of great importance to us. These are encounters at the right time. It's fate.

Nathalie André, Jean-François Bizeau.

And we missed some of them. And Alain Degreff. No, no, it's a legend. I'll explain something. There are dates in a career that you can't miss and that really allow you to... And we had a lot of them, we managed to skip them. But we had a huge one at the very beginning of our career.

You lose Bisou very quickly. Yes, but look at fate, it threw Djamel. That's true. You see? Because it was not our train, that one. Wow, he goes far!

It was Jamel's train, that one. That's why we didn't get on board.

What was the story? Who did you meet?

We go to a party, Radio Nova, completely by chance. We are little guys from the 11th district and all, and they're having a party, so we go. And we make people laugh. And Jean-François Bizot, the director of this show, tells us, where do you play? We don't have a room, we do open stages at the Théâtre du Trévis, which is every Sunday at 7pm, invite anyone,

you can go on stage, and after 5 minutes, it was over, the audience was cheering you on, you were out. We say, we'll play there on Sunday. They said, OK, we'll come see you. And it's the guys who have the connections to go to Canal too.

So it's very important for you.

Yes, it's really the...

Canal is the important one for... And the guys come at 7pm. I'm there too at 7pm. And then we sign up. And then at 7.30pm, no Ramzy, 20h, no Ramzy. 20h30, I go to see them in the room, because there are a lot of people passing by,

and they tell me, where is Ramzy, I don't know, and all. And 21h, no Ramzy, Jamel passes by on stage,

he does a carton, it's incredible to see Jamel.

And Bizo says, I'm taking this guy.

Yeah, he he was sleeping.

At 9pm?

He goes to bed early, you know.

People will see you're racist.

I didn't say these people, I said he goes to bed early. You go to bed early, you were born early. What did you do? You were partying?

It was 30 years ago. 30 years ago. 30 years ago.

And at the beginning, you hadn't exploded yet.

No, nothing.

And at the beginning, you said, I bet on the wrong horse.

A little.

Really?

A little. A little, but at the same time, the connection is there. So he comes back, he says, I'm sorry. So the question you asked me, I don't know, the time, a little bit, a little bit, it hurt me. No, but yeah, that's what I said to myself.

You took the time with the little bit. Another anecdote. You took a while, you did... You remember... You did an interview with Verité. You remember the comma, the comma with all these little shows that came.

The same, they did free auditions where the audience came and we were given a time slot.

The point was, like, the thing you had to go to was Coluche and all that.

And you were still... You have to go to the coffee shop at Coluche. Oh yeah.

And Ramsey misses his flight, so we can't go, even though we have a time slot. And Jamel was there, and I was mad, I said, well, too bad, we're stopping, it's over. And it was Jamel who said, but no, stay, you're doing great together. And Jamel was great at first with us,

and then after, the love story.

Incredible.

What after?

Well, our love story.

Oh yeah?

And you, you're going to win one day? You think you're going to win? The question is... It's part of him. Yeah, that's it. We go through periods where we tell ourselves, you're going to make him want it, and then you have to take it like that.

But I've changed a lot.

Yes, yes.

It's true, you've changed. Fortunately. Fortunately, at 53 we have to take it like that. But I changed a lot anyway. Yes, yes, fortunately. Fortunately, at 53 years old, I'm not like that anymore. No, but even before, it changed quite early. When it starts to work, do you take the schedules more seriously? No, it's worse.

It was worse. No, it's true. Yes, because we were young, we went from RMI, RSA to ISF. We never said that. Jamel said that, I think it's fair. In one year, he went from that to no money, to a lot of money. People, on the sidewalks, they were changing the sidewalks when we walked.

And there, people were changing the sidewalks to come and see us. You go into all the discotheques, in all... Discotheques. Everything is open to a group.

Discotheques at the time.

There are too many discotheques.

The head jumps a bit. And I'm 24 years old.

It's very, very hard. You're 53, what are you talking about? It's a way of speaking when I speak in the present of a thing from the past.

Oh, the discotheques.

No, but I said it on purpose, the word disco. We even went to the disco-mobile, remember. You had your disco-mobile.

Yeah, I don't know if...

It's hard not to go out and not to enjoy it because all the doors open. When it works, it's impossible. It's great even. You have to do it at that moment. When you get older, you'll have experienced things. Did you meet someone incredible thanks to your job? What opened you up the most?

Do you mean doors? Did you ever have dinner with a...

Epstein! Yes, it's not the biggest meeting. I'm analysing it in my head and I'm thinking where we are in relation to the jokes on Epstein in today's society. Nobody has started yet.

Nobody has started.

We would be the first.

Because it's a boulevard.

And at the same time, it's a boulevard that goes straight into the ice wall. It's the ice wall.

I'm not going. It's a bad boulevard. I'm not going. I should have said that when you invited me. But we still offer you the biopic.

What a hell.

It's crazy, yes. Physically, there is something.

After Marco Mouli.

You did an experiment. I'm not going. After Marco Mouli. You did an experiment or something?

I don't know.

After Marco Mouli, you're... He made money from the 200,

and he made Epstein the movie. But it's a comedy. Musical. Epstein, the musical. You're hiding your head. I'm not going to film.

People know it's your home!

I'm not signing anything!

People know it's your home! Epstein, the musical!

Epstein, the musical!

You stole the... You stole the leadership of the UK!

And the mobile phones? He's really over 40, Guillaume! Really! And your sister, Zubina, is she okay? I don't want to do the other interviews after this. This one is over.

After this one, We stop after that. Why did I do this joke? The... not the Simpsons, but the others. South Park, they would do it.

South Park, South Park.

South Park, yes.

South Park, they would go.

Come on, let's do it. With South Park's voice, it might be better.

And he would say, oh Guillaume. Sorry, sorry. sorry. Interview. No, not at all, on the contrary, no problem.

What were you stealing?

What were you stealing? How do you earn your living? I don't call it stealing, what you said. Who said he was stealing the drinks? It's not stealing drinks, it's a kind of little survival reflex. Yes, but it depends on me.

It depends on me because in fact, we went to coffee shops and wrote stuff. And when we left, I left one for myself to drink. And he would leave and go, like,

I forgot something, and he'd take the money I left.

Oh, fuck. If I listen to that, I'm like, thank you.

Did you really keep some of your thoughts? When you didn't have any money. Even when you did, you were always careful with the little things.

For example, when we arrived at your place, we saw a lot of free crisps, coca and all that. We didn't go all out, but we still wanted to take...

In the shootings, do you do it too? In the shooting, in the lodge, we have a small fridge with coca and all. When the day of the shooting is over, I get what's there and I put it there. Is that true? Do you do that? Yes, I do. I can't buy cakes and all that. I always buy first-price brands.

Because I prefer the taste.

But you know there are things I prefer that are cheaper. You see the Pimps? Because it's my childhood stuff. You see the Pimps? The real Pimps, it's jam, it's great, it's all that. It's nasty.

The fake Pimps, it's jelly. I'm used to its tastes, so I'll do it. Do you know that Big Flow and Oli launched a cake brand in Japan?

What's it called?

Big Flow, Oli, cake.

Oli, cake. Let's go. You've already made a joke on TV.

For example. It's a very good example. I saw Michel Drucker, I don't know who said that. It was very hard. Traumatic. It's a very good example. I saw Michel Drucker, I don't know who said that. It was really hard. Traumatizing.

When he was still there. Was it filmed?

Of course. Yeah, it's... Oh no, the bits...

He's the first one. And he keeps on haunting us.

As soon as we do... And he's really nice. Adorable. We send him a message He was great with us. What happened was that we managed to get our first TV. It was on TV, not radio.

Thanks to Nathalie André. She's the little angel of our lives. We were mistaken for fake pizza delivery men to get to a production company, the production company of Michel Drucker. We say, your pizzas have arrived, ok, get in.

And we arrive and we make them a sketch. But in fact, we don't have pizza. They were not known at all. And they laugh, the girls at the reception and all that. And it starts to come, everyone laughs. Oh, you are so funny, could you do that on TV? And we were like, yeah, no problem.

And he said, okay, Thursday, 7pm, you come to Studio Gabriel,

and you do what you did to us.

In front of Michel.

And so he invites us, first TV. And we play, we do children's skates, in a silence of death. We could hear the...

The air conditioningconditioning and all.

It was atrocious. And we come to sit down at Drucker's office. There was another actor there. It was Laurent Gérard and Virginie Lemoyne. There was another actor there, I think.

Michael Douglas?

And we look at each other and Drucker says, TV is not easy. And we couldn't hear what he was saying, and we were sweating, and we were watching each other with Ramsey. And when we got out of the lodge, we said,

this job isn't for us, actually.

It's true.

And Drucker, and then...

It's so hard.

And the luck we had,

was that it was the next day he broadcast it, and he added fake laughs to it. Nice.

And so you watch it and you say, apparently they make people laugh, it doesn't make me laugh, but obviously they have an audience.

And it was less violent in the image.

It was atrocious. A piece of advice that Mr. Drucker gave us that day, we were, after the show, on the show, he sat on the couch, he passed in front of us, he saw us and he said the next time, it's just TV, one show erases another, one show erases another, it's not a big deal,

and the next time, don't try to be funny at all, be nice, the sympathy goes. He said that to us 30 times, and still today, before going...

Did it help you?

Not what we're doing now, no?

Not this one.

But on many other shows, we do drugs. We have drugs in the show. No, but he was of absolute kindness. Because it was a fun career for us from the first show.

You were then taken to the radio, I think. So Fun Radio, you said. Why did you switch to H? Why did it stop being fun? We got fired from fun. You got fired from... We got fired.

Because... what?

They stole the drinks from... I don't remember. I remember very well. It's because every time we won, we did contests, you called and called our standard,

and the first one to answer the right answer, he would win. At the standard, there was Michael Youn. And Vincent Desanières. And Fred Testo. And every time we won, they said, well done Mohamed, you won.

Well Rachid, you won. And someone from Fun came in during the ad and said, try to make Jean-Michel win. They closed the door, we were st of our minds by what he just told us, there's another auditor who comes in, he says, Hi, what's your name? He says, Mohamed.

We say, no, no, no, your name is Bruno, okay? Bruno. So, Bruno, how are you? And then we went up to the office, and they said, you're fired. Oh, really? I remember that. I don't have a great memory. I don't know if you remember that. But if we had made big audiences, we wouldn't have been fired.

I think there's also something...

How did you end up doing H-D'un coup? How did you switch?

H-D'un coup is the Indian version.

H-D'un coup!

D'un coup is the A.I. version. As I told you earlier, they launched a call to all the French production companies in Paris. We were writing this project for Ache in a hospital. It's Jean-Pierre Ramsey. Jean-Pierre Ramsey had the idea, he's a producer, that it would happen in a hospital.

We wrote it with Kader Raoun, Xavier Mathieu, Ramzi and Robert. I was there. Ramzi left, then went to bed.

You weren't the most handsome guy at the beginning. No.

It's true, really.

Even at the end.

But there's already one in the duo, it's no use having more. It's too much. We would have too many projects.

It's not a duo anymore.

It wouldn't work anymore. So we wrote that, and we sent it to Canal. Canal wanted to hire us, and Jamel was proposing another series. Les Burgeois. Les Burgeois, like a family... A family in a city, who won the lottery and stayed in the city. Ok, Les Tuches. Les Tuches!

Les Tuches!

So we told him to come to our show, and he became a star. We didn't expect that at all. Above all, we didn't do it for that. We hoped, with this little talent we had to make people laugh, we hoped to be able to eat and have a roof thanks to that. Without saying, we didn't run after celebrity,

nor after money, especially. There were no examples.

There was Guy Bedos, who was in the humor industry. There were no crazy life lines. And he was very different from us. You said we were suddenly switching to ISF. Did you have a good time? Did you have fun?

When you've worked for years, it works. You've had so much trouble. What do you buy to make yourself happy? Everything.

It makes you dream too, it's important to dream. Everything that makes you dream. Everything, cars, incredible apartments, money, fuck, where did Stosei go? When I think about Stosei again. When I fly here, wow, luck.

We should have three times that. Did you buy useless things? Or did you think, what have I done?

Cars, really.

Yeah, today we talk like that because... Oh no, we still have a nice car.

I was going to say, I can't lie. I have a Renault 5, a super Renault 5 electric. It's a good Renault. Crazy, you just put it in its place. Because he got his Renault 5 for free. Yeah, I bought it for him. Now that I see the quality of this car...

How many kilometers can you drive with it? A lot of kilometers.

It's 100% electric? Did they give you the car?

Yeah.

I was ready to buy it, they told me.

They did it like the Carglass ad.

So you have to quote the brand in the shows, right?

It's Renault 5.

And you're really happy with it?

Very!

And you can go home, your whole family can go home? Of course, we're 7 in there. Small on the outside, but big on the inside. Like what, Renault?

It was like... If it's like that, they don't send me one... What are you wearing? What are you moving in?

I'm wearing an old Golf.

Not only that...

It's an old Golf.

You like to play with that, don't you? You say, I say.

So, stay calm. I'm holding you by the yukus on that. Since we have the same car. We have the same car. Mébar, there you go. Can you imagine both in Mébarque? Meet me at Guillaume Pley's!

Why did you buy the same car? It's boats, the thing.

West side!

It's a pirate ship. West side!

It's a pirate ship! I see it instead of the Concorde! The fire is green! I see the Maghlen! I see the Maghlen!

Earth! No, Earth to Earth!

Yes, it's an anti-Earth ship. Earth to Earth! Why did you's not. Yes, it's a stick.

Why did you buy the same car? I don't know which one, but... It was pure luck. One of you bought it first, the other saw it.

I bought it first. But it was pure luck. Well, after all,

everyone has one today.

We like hiking.

Yeah, it's 4x4. Since we live in the countryside, we need 4x4.

It's not a waste.

You remain a little discreet in your private life, I saw, on your couples, etc. Plus you, you don't even say your wife's name, I think you would stay...

Do you know what she's called?

Crystal Pearl. Crystal Pearl Ferguson. She worked in the circus.

In the circus too.

But she was in the class room.

A bomb.

A bomb.

I kiss you, Pearl. Crystal.

You and your sister.

What a hell.

Yeah, yeah.

You're a two-day fish.

Why do you keep private? For example, I'm a fan of Jim Carrey.

Yeah.

And I don't really care about... His life? Yeah, I want him to make me laugh. I want to see his movies. The stuff he does, that's what I like. Since the making of, this making of thing that happened, and now it's more than backstage,

it's private life. Now the guys film themselves at home, in the bathroom, and stuff. We're not even on the set, in the backstage, of something being made.

You have business, Epstein.

On my island, everything is... Yes, everyone films themselves in the bathroom. No, you're the one who's doing it in the toilet.

Welcome to the island. Welcome to the island. Welcome to the island.

Oh, this is wonderful.

Wait, but Jim Carrey, you made a short film with him? Yes, well rebounded.

Yes, that's it.

With Michel Gondry.

You winked at me! Wait, you tried to peck him? You tried to peck him live? I tried to do what I could. You winked at me, you did like this. That's very Boomer, my wink, no?

No, I liked it.

Even more Boomer to like. You're in the subway and a guy does that.

I like you.

I do, why?

Good evening.

Can you speak English, Quariton? Ice-twelve. Ice-twelve.

Ah, you see, the ice-twelve.

Do you speak English?

Ice-twelve.

How did you make a short film with Jim Carrey? How do you speak English?

Yes, también. Yes, también.

Ice-twelve. Ice-twelve, ice-twelve. They all do. It's a coincidence. In the short film, we don't talk much. We make a bed. We make Jim Carrey's bed. We don't talk much.

And then I asked him for a picture. He said, really? Now? I don't think so. Really?

And I was on the set, I was moving towards him to see him.

And he pushed me like that.

Yeah, we were very... Even during the shooting... I'm still a fan, but the only picture I asked for was with Jim Carrey and he refused.

What was the craziest meeting you've ever had, where you thought, really, the guy is too strong?

Jim Carrey...

Yeah, still. He played with Kate Winslet, he was shooting a scene, it was incredible to see them play. Jim Carrey was a... You weren't fooled by Kendrick Lamar? No, I'm the legend, but really...

I admit it.

Really.

Yes, but come on, we don't care. There's Crystal watching.

There are the twins. The twins are crazy.

Boogies.

There are the boogies.

Crystal and Pearl.

And Pearl.

And Pearl boogies. Yes, we've already talked about it. How are you, handsome boy, who's not fat, unlike me? Are you laughing?

Guys, I've had four girls out of 48, bro. I'm the fifth girl.

And how many employees do you have?

40.

What?

40, exactly.

You generate billions and billions. You must be rich here. Much less than the infernal turmoparna, bastard.

It's true that it's not bad.

The turmoparna, you know, it brings us 5 million euros each per year.

My dream.

I'm kidding, you're going to get out of the house like that?

That would be my dream.

It's on TV sometimes, still.

No!

I see them. On old channels, though, a little bit. It's less when it's on a small channel than on big ones? I think so. It's the number of people watching? I don't know, but I don't see enough money. Yes, but sometimes I see 64 euros, 62 euros.

Which is already a sum.

Didn't you see the Obama interview a few days ago, where he talked about aliens? You didn't see it, did you?

He saw you.

He says he's never seen them. You've never seen them, but yes, they exist. Do you believe in that? What is your opinion on that? Listen, if one day a state proposal says aliens are coming, we're looking for people to go there, volunteers,

put me in.

Oh yeah?

That would be my dream.

But the question is, do you believe in it?

Well, yes, I believe in it. I believe in it, yeah.

I think there are far more. If every star is a sun, there are 240 billion suns, can you imagine? It's a chance that gives the planet.

The probabilities are strong, but...

They say there are some, among us.

But you see, we already have a lot of problems, just us, between humans. We can handle that, right? Wait, I feel like you're a reptilian. Oh fuck, you just did a reptilian thing! You're like Beyonce, you eat babies.

No, for fuck's sake.

You like this kind of show,

you watch this kind of stuff. No, but the problem is, before having TikTok, I didn't care about all of this.

And then you watch a video of a guy saying, the Earth is flat, and you think, that's nonsense.

He believed in all conspiracy theories. All, all, all. And he was taking it badly if you... And we got a survivalist who is preparing...

But when...

But what's horrible is that...

He's preparing for everything, just in case.

With the Epstein file...

With Epstein, the Epstein affair. I don't know why you're still coming back to that. But no, but it gives except for the flatland. So now I open the debate. Are you ready if there is ever a collapse of society? I know you live a little far now.

Do you prepare with a reservoir of water?

I must have enough to live for another 13 hours at home. I think I have bread, I must have a wand and two boxes of sardines. I dream that Deliveroo is still working at this time. During the Covid it was working.

If there is the end of the world, I count on Deliveroo.

We have to hope.

And you saw the robots too, we talked about humanoid robots.

We're going to take a break.

It's good that we're talking about this subject because you't seen it but one of us is a robot. And you haven't seen it.

It's getting better and better.

Do you want to go to the bathroom or not? If you want, it's the moment.

Do you want to shit?

Do you want to go to the bathroom?

No.

He's going to shit.

No, it's good, it's sure. Yeah, we're good. I'll be there in 10 seconds. He's gonna shit. No, no, I'm just gonna... Guillaume Plein is gonna shit, cut, shit.

Cut, shit. Good shit, Guillaume. Bye. Play some music.

I'm out of here, you're full of hands.

Action.

Fuck, stop it, Guillaume.

Guillaume, finally. We stopped. Hi, Guillaume, well, we were. Hi Guillaume. So, we're going to the bathroom. We're coming back.

We're going to the bathroom. Just Las Palas and...

How is it, by the way?

Catholic, so that's great.

Guillaume, you...

A great start.

Of course.

Excellent.

That's why he was doing...

That's why he was bashing when I showed him that he was...

Yes. That's why he was laughing when I showed him Kudi. But yes! But me! Is that your poop?

Who is your first fan?

You know each other, right? What's your first TV show? Druecker?

Oh Kudi! We said it was you, the first one. No, we didn't say it was our first TV show.

The first TV show failed.

Yes, that's true. I said it was you who launched Morning Live, the real concept. It's very weird. It's true he talks like that now.

It's weird.

It's very weird for me. It's the first time I see him. It's the first time you see him? I met him before, normally. It's weird.

It's...

You feel like you're seeing something...

You're holding it in, damn it!

What do you remember about Guillaume? What does he do?

It's more me than me.

He does better than Guillaume. It's dramatic.

It's crazy. What does you doing? How does he listen to people? He listens like this, he has eyes of a fox. Yeah, that's it.

He does like this.

Yes, yes, yes. Holy cow! The hair too.

It's impressive.

It's incredible. Wait's a little weird.

Wait, how did you meet in real life?

Well, it's me, Fantomas!

Yeah!

Listen, I was hosting a show called L'Incruste, two hours of live with Sandy Bogart, who I salute. And then we were going to the Bec-Fin. So I don't want to say everything.

No, but it's good. Don't worry, he'll take care of it.

Listen, it's thanks to this show that you met him.

That's it.

And we saw you at the Bec-Fin. Yes.

And we said to ourselves, they're funny.

But what the hell were you doing at the Bec-Fin?

We spotted for talents. And I was receiving... Do you remember the show? It was a bit of a mess, it was live, in the street. Two hours in the street, we were doing nonsense. I said, come, come.

What's the deal?

On the sidewalk.

First time in our life.

We played with the truite with fake truites in plastic. It was snowing that day and we played like that.

It was very quiet. David is the first person... You remember very well, you told me about it. David Coudizier, I told you about him. I will never forget, he is the first person who opened the door for us.

There is no other role. First fan.

First. And you brought back a second video, the first video. Well done guys!

I always bet on you. You had a big nose!

Wait, what did you bring back? You brought a video of you with your hair? We went crazy! What is that? What are we going to watch?

And then, you remember that I... I had made a show, completely crazy, that I want to do again,

called Porte Naua.

And you were both at System to speak, assistant prod,

and at the same time you were doing bullshit.

Do you remember Port Nowak?

Is that Port Nowak?

Yes, yes, that's a hidden camera.

Oh yes, aïe aïe aïe!

...invite every 7 seconds... In fact, it was fake shows that we did in the waiting rooms. I remember Ramzy, the apartment! Ramzy, please, sorry. It's impossible, but you're crazy.

I receive for 2 hours, more than 900 guests.

Hello, madam.

That's a hidden camera. It's our first time.

A fake hidden camera, so... It's what we're first to see.

Never passed, it's a pilot.

Never passed. That's new for people.

Oh, Eric, you're another guy. Okay, we're going to...

It's hard to see yourself. It's horrible.

It's horrible.

Yes.

I beg you, Guillaume, stop this torture. It's when I want.

Ah, it's gone, 10, 9, 8... But it's very good. But Ramzi, stop this torture. Is it when I want it? Ah, here we go, 10, 9, 8...

But it's very...

Ramzi, he passed too! Don't you remember?

We're 6 and we're 7, 9, 8...

I don't have it. Yes, yes.

Oh no, well we'll stop, look.

Direct. Well, hello dear viewers.

Welcome to this show that has rhythm, but it's crazy.

Oh!

It's live. So we're going to start...

So she was an accomplice, she was your girlfriend at the time.

Yes.

The guest chooses the theme of the show...

Oh, you're so embarrassed. Oh, you're so embarrassed.

It's super hard. Wait, I'll show you something else. It's so embarrassing. It's super hard. It's super hard. It's a hidden camera. So you had to do fake TV adverts. It's a good concept. Yeah, that's what we're doing here.

Hello, Eric. Here's Eric. No, please. I can't do it. Yes, yes.

I have to watch it alone. And now you're going to show it to people. Wait, I'm going to cut it. Guillaume, are you going to show it to people on TV? The first one is an easy one but it's still very good. It's adorable but it's so hard.

To see you, it's a revival already, but more with the images.

You have your own channel, where can we follow you? I'll put the links if you want to follow Kudi. Kudi on the YouTube channel. And then I always develop new talents. You did a lot of imitations, you did stuff with Rookie, I remember. Yeah, I did parodies, I also did... Do you remember, I was hired by Nicolas Pisson in Canal Plus ID,

and so I wrote a few synopses of Ash.

Exactly!

Damn!

You remember the authors who were next to me, who had to do rescue punches when there were technical problems and everything?

I'm one of those people. And now you're doing imitations of legends, I saw, it's called Legends. It's super funny. It's like I didn't know him, he told me about him earlier.

He's there, he explodes. That I don't know?

Yeah, and you're fast, you're not stupid. You make a lot of views with that, he makes 3, 4 million.

Compared to you, it's nothing compared to you, but it's already thanks to you, because it's the reference, it's a legend. And then, the shows we do, it will be thanks to you.

Did you take my shoes?

Not at all.

They're in my office. No, wait, it's a product placement. I'm talking.

Actually, you have my clothes. Thank you very much.

It was cool to see you.

It was incredible.

I'm here, I'm always following you.

You gave us a thrill, David.

It was a pleasure. See you soon.

Bye.

I don't know him. I don't know who he is.

We did a great job.

Very well done. Do people sometimes take you for your characters? All the time. Do they're taken for your characters in real life. All the time. Do they take you for them when you play characters in a crazy movie? I know they take him a lot for the character of the Moutemout in real life. Meaning?

You're not laughing. Sorry, excuse me. We have a little problem of agreement.

Not at all.

Not at all.

We're completely on the same page. Not at all! That's why I'm telling you about it. It's there. And you saw it? You saw it?

Ah, it's there! Hi! We sometimes take you for a bit more stupid guys because you played a bit of a stupid character in a movie where they were like, you're in their eyes.

Especially at chess clubs. I play chess, I love it. And so the guys say, ah, it's the teubé of Eric Ramsey. I love that. You go to the chess club? Yeah, yeah. And so the guys say, ah, it's the... It's the... It's the... It's the...

It's the... It's really a failure club. You've already said yes to a film and you regretted it afterwards. Without saying no. I would say 80% of our career.

Oh yes, that, lots of times.

Lots of times, but from time to time, we hit the right spot.

There's a full-on rush. And it matches with the director, with the scenario, with our mood, our level of play. And then suddenly it becomes something more watchable and we're more proud of it than the others. Have you ever posted comments yourself? No, the guys have fake accounts, I saw Kevin Durant, he has that too.

What do you mean?

It's crazy!

There are guys who make fake comments?

No, do you have an account called Jean Dupont and you post comments?

Ah, I have an account called Guillaume Play where I post stuff like that. You'll get news from all that.

No, no, no, I don't read. There's a French guy, the one who does History of France, the street of Montmartre, it's called Montmartre Street because... Laurent Deutsch! We did a great show with him, he's an excellent journalist. You don't remember he was there?

Yes, he was great. He was great. It was good, but I doubt his anecdote about barbecue. He told me it was barbecue, and that it was barbacoa. A word from another country. And he told me, no Guillaume, historians don't agree on this anecdote, but I can confirm that it's this one.

80% of my historical notions come from Laurent Dutra.

Me too. It's super useful for dinner.

Me from his fake Twitter account.

Do you sometimes look at the messages when there are bad people on the internet or you don't care anymore?

I don't read anything.

Really?

Nothing at all. Nothing? Nothing at all. And when it's movies, I only read the good reviews. How can you, because there are a lot of bad ones. Well, I... Are you making fun of me? How can you sort it out? See? It's funny.

How do you sort it out?

Huh?

Well...

It's hard because you look at yourself like that. No, I'm not saying... No, it's too much. It's too hard? It's for my mental health.

Oh, fuck, I read everything. But you did it, it marked you. After the tomb in Saint-Fernand, there was a review that said we play like actors from Egyptian sitcoms.

I don't know what.

I remember that.

And then you said...

I said, shameless crazy, something like that.

There was a thing.

Two shameful crazy people. There was a thing a little...

Two shameful homosexuals. And a bit of migrant. Was it the I.B.? Yes. And you, where do you look? Everything! It's true, you're the opposite.

I read everything. Everything.

On Youtube.

You're going to see after the show, the comments.

If the show doesn't air, I'll read.

And you never answer?

No, it's... You caress yourself while reading. I'm very funny. I know, that's a sexual niche, that's how it is. You're on the comments. Let's talk about having this deviation. Some people drink bread full of piss. I'm on the comments.

You're on the comments.

What are your biggest failures? We often talk about it, it's interesting, it's where you learn too. What were your biggest failures? You had a lot of success.

In truth, I think we made films that we weren't proud of, and we've made films that we're proud of. There are films that we've made that didn't work. But you loved making them. The Tour de Paris was set to have 4 or 6 million entries. It was a huge hit, and the word of mouth was so bad... Really?

...that it ended at 2 million. People were disappointed, they were expecting characters from H, and the characters from Tour de Paris were too stupid for them. So we got lynched after a week, it dropped by 50% the second week.

2 million is already a lot. It's a lot, yes, but at the time it was there to do a lot more. We are very proud of this one, for example. Stek too, with Stek we made 300,000. Stek we got kicked out of the show. And yet we were very, very proud. So we could read the critics head up.

Can we talk about love to finish or not?

I know you don't give too much info on stuff.

Crystal, Pearl, the two crazy twins.

Crazy boobs.

It's interesting to have your advice too.

Crazy boobs, I love it. I'm coming, I'm finishing the show.

I'm coming. Jiggle boobs. Jiggy boobs.

He's talking to his wives. Let's talk about you.

What a hell.

Jiggy boobs.

Boobies !

To the Hooters !

I tried to go out with a girl from Hooters You hooked up with a girl from Hooters ?

What's Hooters ?

Stop it !

David is calling you !

You know very well !

Stop it ! You're not the guy !

It's a restaurant with girls who serve at the restaurant I don't know them at all ! It's a restaurant with girls who serve at the restaurant.

I don't know them at all.

It's an old concept. It was in the United States, a restaurant chain where girls serve you. I was 18. They all had orange T-shirts and orange Marcel. I was the only one in a suit, which was classy. You were the only guy from Hooters.

It was a guy with a plonk.

It was a Hindu.

A Hindu?

We fish what we can.

I was looking for you at 18. You don't really know who you are.

Do you believe in friendship between men and women?

No.

I'm answering this quickly because I had this discussion not long ago with some friends and I came to the conclusion that no. Now I want to hear your stuff.

I don't know, what do you think?

I think it's complicated, but it's possible.

Why this question?

And why not this question? Are you a conspiracy theorist? You think you're a conspiracy theorist? No, but I wanted to talk about love, I thought it was okay.

I think it's possible.

Have you been with your wives for a long time?